33 Comments:

1. Hoo boy.

   By Ashlee Simpson, on September 8, 2008 09:37:17

2. Yikes. Singing a song that's both too low and too high for her voice. Great choice! And will she EVER learn how to enunciate?

   By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:40:35

3. Close your eyes and listen to this. It sounds like something from an American Idol amateur. I half expected Simon to critique it at the end.

   By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:43:08

4. I've always been amused by Todd's Jessica Simpson jabs, but I've also thought that she isn't so bad. That is until I saw her butcher "God Bless America" last night. Holy shit what a hack! I could actually hear Irving Berlin spinning in his grave! I'm sorry IDLYITW. I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Never again. How she ever got this far in her career without nudity is beyond me.

   By Santos, on September 8, 2008 09:45:44

5. she was wearing too many clothes for my taste.

   By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:46:19

6. I think I can see her testicles in pic 2.

   By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:53:03

7. One republican at the event was so upset with her sexy outfit that he was later seen tapping his foot angrily in a public bathroom stall.

   By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 10:04:27

8. She wanted for GrandOO, big hair, like Loretta, and boobs out like Loretta and Dolly, but they have been in biz a long time and are living legends. Jessica Romo is very pretty. She does not have to try so hard like the ugly girls.
   All she need was address that covered some of that boobage. Keep the boobs for Tony . We all know she has boobs. She does not always have to show those puppies even though her dad said, you cannot cover those suckers up or those Double D's. Ewwww!

   By About Mrs. Jessica Simpson Romo, on September 8, 2008 10:08:04

9. 10:04:27 IDLYITW is a fucking entertainment blog, not the daily fucking KOS. Your republican tool was later taxed by a democrat, furious about the lack of bathroom-butt sex tax that could be used to set up a bunch of other bullshit butt-boy programs that my taxes have to pay for. Fuck you.

   By LC, on September 8, 2008 10:40:42

10. "Close your eyes and listen to this. It sounds like something from an American Idol amateur. I half expected Simon to critique it at the end."
    
    
    = nailed it

    By stef, on September 8, 2008 10:43:32

11. Holy BOOBS.
    
    And fringes.
    
    Does Dolly know Jess ripped that dress out of her closet yet? Looks like she only got half of it.
    
    The ugly half.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on September 8, 2008 10:52:45

12. Jess, shaking your head like that you look like a frick’n retard. And cover up those capsular hoots.
    http://www.justbreastimplants.com/risks/capsule-contracture.htm
    Love
    Thomas Landry
    

    By Tom Landry, on September 8, 2008 10:54:45

13. Stop pretending to sing and get back to fucking up Tony Romo and the Cowboys you fucking dumb ignorant slut!

    By thebig28, on September 8, 2008 11:50:17

14. where is a sniper when you need one.
    
    

    By JR, on September 8, 2008 11:57:53

15. LC 10:40:42
    
    "Bullshit butt-boy programs programs that my taxes have to pay for."
    
    Yeah. I hate the war in Iraq too...

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 12:03:06

16. wait a minute, BORN entertainer or BORING entertainer???

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 12:06:13

17. "Epic [...] recording artist"
    
    Um, yeah... I wouldn't quite call her epic. Look, the woman obviously can't sing great, but she isn't horrible either. Her voice is contrived, whispy and somewhat weak. But who's listening to her sing? I can't take my eyes off that amazing rack!!!

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 8, 2008 13:35:58

18. And Papa Joe said:"Thaynk gawwd for small-tittied backup singers!"

    By Fred, on September 8, 2008 13:57:50

19. Yeah, just what was she trying to with all that head shaking and looking upward? She looked to be in need of an exorcist.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 13:58:54

20. Another shitty country song written around a cliche...
    
    Let me write a verse.....*ahem*
    
    'Shoot your wife in the face...
    Clean the scene, leave no trace...
    Come on over
    
    Just leave her body in the basement...
    Body parts incased in ce-ment...
    Just come on over....
    
    Tie your kids to a tree...
    You know you wanna visit me...
    Come on over...'
    
    
    
    That was entirely too easy.
    
    
    
    
    

    By joejoe, on September 8, 2008 14:04:35

21. your all jealous asses look at yourselves in the mirror

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 17:42:08

22. I am really disappointed in Loretta Lynn and Patty Loveless for endorsing Jessica Simpson as a singer. I listened to the video; she is not one. Jessica is making them look bad.

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 19:03:36

23. What in the world was she thinking? She surely has performed enough by now that she should know that an outfit like that was TOTALLY inappropriate for that audience.
    
    What a moron!

    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 19:12:06

24. I'm pretty sure that her left areola is showing.

    By jeditemple, on September 8, 2008 21:32:13

25. You didn't want her just to sing, did you?

    By Dan Rather Not, on September 8, 2008 23:15:38

26. someone put their parakeet in the microwave

    By Storm, on September 9, 2008 05:57:13

27. One republican at the event was so upset with her sexy outfit that he was later seen tapping his foot angrily in a public bathroom stall.
    
    By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 10:04:27
    
    
    hahahah funny shit

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 07:31:28

28. joejoe 14:04:35 - fucking perfect! thanks for the laughs, man!

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 09:51:34

29. Putrid! C&W fans are used to folks w/ real talent they don't play the fantastic plastic crap where the "artist" lips syncs and everyone says how talented because she's half nahked washed up HO w/ big bucks!!! Dear God she's horrendous!

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 11:21:23

30. Jesus how I hate this talent-less idiot.

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 12:20:31

31. 17:42, how long did you want us to keep looking at ourselves in the mirror?
    
    'Cuz I was there all damned day and nothing happened. I even tried saying Bloody Mary three times...all I got was a drink. With not enough ice. Is that the extent of my punishment?
    
    You disappoint me, 17:42.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on September 9, 2008 16:31:36

32. 2:50 - 2:54 of the video is the BEST!

    By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 17:28:16

33. Does someone have a gun? Shoot her please. Oh, and she looks like a bloated pig. Is it me or is she fat or knocked up?

    By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:56:59