They're both useless blond whores. The only difference is one acts like she is above all of it. Credit where credit is due: at least Jessica knows what she is and acts accordingly.
So have NFL locker rooms changed? Why isn't there a picture of Romo practicing while being forced to wear a shirt that says "Jessica's Bitch" on the back?
I actually dont find Carrie Underwood prettier. She's alot more talented and has WAY better songs (why cant anyone write Jessica a decent song?) but I think she has a long forehead, really thin lips, okay looking body and really just average looking but with the right makeup and clothes can look hot.
Jessica Simpson has a bumpy crooked bigass nose and a man's chin with a bigass cleft in it. Underwood definitely has a prettier face because its features are FEMININE.
This isn't even a direct quote from Carrie Underwood and Jessica's quotes are. Jessica is way too insecure. She needs to get some self esteem and grow the fuck up.
All over Tony Romo, I just don't get it... He isn't anything to get excited about. Carrie is much more talented, and more of a natural beauty than Jessica. Jessica is definitely insecure and obviously doesn't trust the "love of her life" because if she did she wouldn't be checking his phone..Oh and Jessica there is a delete button to erase all in coming and outgoing calls, so ya never know!!!
All of the comments that are attributed to Carrie were all from a "source", which pretty much means the writer of the article. I don't think she cares at all about what Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo do. The only thing that actually came from Carrie was in Allure when she was asked about her relationships since she became famous. She talks about a couple of guys she dated and Tony who was a friend who still calls, but their friendship is much different than it use to be.
A "source" usually means the person themselves, i.e. Carrie, who doesn't want people to know it's them so that people can be fooled into actually believing that she doesn't "care at all about what Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo do."
Which gets me to thinking... are you her PR rep? Your comment sounds like it.
Carrie did not say this. Seems rumor mill. Words by no one who knows her. Media play . Jessica should care less about theses nameless quotes from mags selling a story when Jessica and her dad snagged Tony Puseewhipped. He is marrying Jesscia whether he wants to or not and whether he knows it or not. HE really does not matter.he is just in Jessica world now.
Carrie Underwood is just as petty and bitchy as Jessica, and not much prettier. She's just a jealous whore. They are also both involved in the shittiest genre of music.
Like someone else pointed out, this is a quote from a "friend" not directly from Carrie herself, where as everything Jessica Simpson has said is right from the horses mouth, I mean Jessica's. Carrie is alot more talented than Jessica ever will be.
I gotta say, the more Carrie Underwood says about this mess, the worse she sounds. She would be much better off not saying a thing & looking like the bigger person.
Jessica also seems like she would be more fun...a dumb blonde with big boobs that likes to eat steak & drink beer.
"Carrie is alot more talented than Jessica ever will be."
Meg, Sweetie, here's some friendly advice. Stop worshiping people you know from TV, and concentrate on your schoolwork. Trust me hon, you'll thank me later.
Jessica does not seem to understand that making your love life public does not validate the worthiness of the relationship. You'd think she would've learned that with Nick, John, Tony....etc...*groan*
Jessica is prettier and Carrie underwear used to be a COW so she really shouldn't talk! PLUS, although talented, Carrie underwood is a manufactured american idol, at least jessica was around when it was HARDER to become famous.
Nice stupid "duck face" expression, Chestica. Apparently, it's genetic, as her totally untalented stupid dumbass sister makes the same stupid expression all the time...
Hahaha! that picture of Jessica Simpson is fucking priceless. Not only is she hiding a huge gut under that hoedown rag, her face has the "I just did a no-no in my panties" expression. It's just fantastic... And someones getting paid to dress her like this, it couldn't get any better unless she walked out on stage with a McDonald's wrapper stuck to her ass.
First Carrie didn't say these things and Jessica just keeps talking about it. Second, I tried so hard to like Jessica but I just can't because of her constant whining. All she ever does is talk about how in love she is with her current man and how they have made her better. She needs to grow up.
after numerous polls of celebrity site bloggers the verdict is in....carrie underwood is a homely, plain, minimal talent, psuedo-celebrity who will be forgotten in a few years....well I guess the same could be said for Jessica
OMG is she serious? HE can easily delete calls. If she really wants to play detective, she should demand copies of his cell bill. Ummm, not that I'm speaking from experience or anything. Teehee
47 Comments:
Leave Your CommentCarrie Underwood used to be a fatty. So I wouldn't go there if I were her. Also, she's still boring as fuck.
By 789, on September 4, 2008 10:09:00
At least Carrie has a pretty face, but she's no more boring than Jessica Simpson is.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:11:37
Carrie was never fat. Jessica just looks fat because she's such a midget. Any weight on her looks very heavy.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:12:20
They're both useless blond whores. The only difference is one acts like she is above all of it. Credit where credit is due: at least Jessica knows what she is and acts accordingly.
By J-Bird, on September 4, 2008 10:17:50
"admitting that she checks his phone logs"
So have NFL locker rooms changed? Why isn't there a picture of Romo practicing while being forced to wear a shirt that says "Jessica's Bitch" on the back?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:23:03
Jessica Simpson can drive my car anytime!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 4, 2008 10:25:46
I actually dont find Carrie Underwood prettier. She's alot more talented and has WAY better songs (why cant anyone write Jessica a decent song?) but I think she has a long forehead, really thin lips, okay looking body and really just average looking but with the right makeup and clothes can look hot.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:28:57
Jessica Simpson has a bumpy crooked bigass nose and a man's chin with a bigass cleft in it. Underwood definitely has a prettier face because its features are FEMININE.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:32:42
She checks his phone logs? What a psycho nosy stalker.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:36:07
^ LMAO @ "nosy". Get it?
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:36:44
Maybe it's just me, but when I look at those pics of Carrie Underlay all I see is Celine Dion.
I wonder if she does "The Lunge" as well?
By Vigilante, on September 4, 2008 10:44:12
Jessica has better tits, hence Jessica wins.
By TheBig28, on September 4, 2008 10:48:14
The more shit like this that Carrie Boringwood says, the more she sounds like a bitter, snippy little bitch, btw.
Who used to be fat.
By 789, on September 4, 2008 10:51:02
Jessica's saggy stretch mark tits aren't better, and I'm a boob man.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:51:19
This isn't even a direct quote from Carrie Underwood and Jessica's quotes are. Jessica is way too insecure. She needs to get some self esteem and grow the fuck up.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 10:52:45
Tony Homo must sit around with one thumb in his mouth, another in his ass and just giggle with glee about all this.
By Jon, on September 4, 2008 11:12:19
Carrie is prettier and more talented that Messica could ever hope to be.
By Albatross, on September 4, 2008 11:29:18
Jessica Simpson wishes that Carrie Underwood paid her enough attention to know what her People article says.
By chuckles, on September 4, 2008 11:39:00
All over Tony Romo, I just don't get it... He isn't anything to get excited about. Carrie is much more talented, and more of a natural beauty than Jessica. Jessica is definitely insecure and obviously doesn't trust the "love of her life" because if she did she wouldn't be checking his phone..Oh and Jessica there is a delete button to erase all in coming and outgoing calls, so ya never know!!!
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 11:52:35
"Jessica Simpson wishes that Carrie Underwood paid her enough attention to know what her People article says."
I don't know, it looks like Carrie is kind of obsessed with her, and probably vice versa. Neither one of these twats look good here.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 11:55:31
All of the comments that are attributed to Carrie were all from a "source", which pretty much means the writer of the article. I don't think she cares at all about what Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo do. The only thing that actually came from Carrie was in Allure when she was asked about her relationships since she became famous. She talks about a couple of guys she dated and Tony who was a friend who still calls, but their friendship is much different than it use to be.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 12:19:18
12:19:18 - Carrie is just as vapid and bitter as Simpson. Get that through your skull...stop worshiping these people.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 12:48:55
A "source" usually means the person themselves, i.e. Carrie, who doesn't want people to know it's them so that people can be fooled into actually believing that she doesn't "care at all about what Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo do."
Which gets me to thinking... are you her PR rep? Your comment sounds like it.
By Fred, on September 4, 2008 12:51:24
Carrie did not say this. Seems rumor mill. Words by no one who knows her. Media play . Jessica should care less about theses nameless quotes from mags selling a story when Jessica and her dad snagged Tony Puseewhipped. He is marrying Jesscia whether he wants to or not and whether he knows it or not. HE really does not matter.he is just in Jessica world now.
By Noisue, on September 4, 2008 14:02:07
Carrie Underwood is just as petty and bitchy as Jessica, and not much prettier. She's just a jealous whore. They are also both involved in the shittiest genre of music.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 14:13:20
Both these chicks are overrated hags.
By NubianGoddez, on September 4, 2008 15:52:17
She's retarded, the picture proves it.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 16:51:40
Like someone else pointed out, this is a quote from a "friend" not directly from Carrie herself, where as everything Jessica Simpson has said is right from the horses mouth, I mean Jessica's. Carrie is alot more talented than Jessica ever will be.
By Meg, on September 4, 2008 18:04:30
Jessica looks like she's ready to drop a deuce, or she's farting. How very attractive.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 18:32:00
Jessica Simpson eats meat. 'Nuff said.
And yes, cock counts.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 21:01:30
Jessica is not fat. Carrie Underwood just looks like a nasty tooth pick ,
By Tony, on September 4, 2008 22:29:59
Jessica Simpson is so fucking manly in the face that my dick doesn't care how big her funbags are. I don't have a hard dick for tranny looking girls.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 00:50:55
I gotta say, the more Carrie Underwood says about this mess, the worse she sounds. She would be much better off not saying a thing & looking like the bigger person.
Jessica also seems like she would be more fun...a dumb blonde with big boobs that likes to eat steak & drink beer.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 06:46:03
"Carrie is alot more talented than Jessica ever will be."
Meg, Sweetie, here's some friendly advice. Stop worshiping people you know from TV, and concentrate on your schoolwork. Trust me hon, you'll thank me later.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 06:46:03
None of you have noticed her nipple in the second pic.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 07:24:29
^ that's because it's not a nipple. it's a SHADOW, dick stroker.
that pic of jessica is really scary. that girl is getting uglier as she gets older. she peaked at 16. that's pretty sad.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 07:50:17
Jessica does not seem to understand that making your love life public does not validate the worthiness of the relationship. You'd think she would've learned that with Nick, John, Tony....etc...*groan*
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 08:08:58
Jessica looks pregnant in this picture - her gut is huge! Maybe that will be her next "big announcement".
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 10:28:55
Jessica is prettier and Carrie underwear used to be a COW so she really shouldn't talk! PLUS, although talented, Carrie underwood is a manufactured american idol, at least jessica was around when it was HARDER to become famous.
By JoeMama, on September 5, 2008 12:52:28
Nice stupid "duck face" expression, Chestica. Apparently, it's genetic, as her totally untalented stupid dumbass sister makes the same stupid expression all the time...
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 23:21:31
Hahaha! that picture of Jessica Simpson is fucking priceless. Not only is she hiding a huge gut under that hoedown rag, her face has the "I just did a no-no in my panties" expression. It's just fantastic... And someones getting paid to dress her like this, it couldn't get any better unless she walked out on stage with a McDonald's wrapper stuck to her ass.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 08:24:56
Bloated chicks are soooo hot.
By DJ Thunder-Balls, on September 6, 2008 08:41:26
First Carrie didn't say these things and Jessica just keeps talking about it. Second, I tried so hard to like Jessica but I just can't because of her constant whining. All she ever does is talk about how in love she is with her current man and how they have made her better. She needs to grow up.
By anonymous, on September 6, 2008 19:55:55
after numerous polls of celebrity site bloggers the verdict is in....carrie underwood is a homely, plain, minimal talent, psuedo-celebrity who will be forgotten in a few years....well I guess the same could be said for Jessica
By youthereyeahyou, on September 7, 2008 13:13:13
Jessica is a pretty girl who makes ugly faces.
By Nan, on September 8, 2008 00:43:26
OMG is she serious? HE can easily delete calls. If she really wants to play detective, she should demand copies of his cell bill. Ummm, not that I'm speaking from experience or anything. Teehee
By voracious, on September 8, 2008 11:21:09
Jessica Simpson eats meat. 'Nuff said.
And yes, cock counts.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 21:01:30
AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 13:02:49
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