This is a delightful post on so many levels. I'll bore you with a list of only two reasons: 1) I hate her cottage cheese thighed, country wannabe ass; 2) You are a big enough Cowboys fan to post this at this hour on a Sunday.
Perhaps the players are at fault since they are the ones actually playing the game and fucking it up so badly. Or the blame lies with the coach, for his piss-poor direction.
I doubt Jessica Simpson, who I doubt can tie her own shoes, has the magical ability to control an entire NFL team with her mind. Lets get real, shall we?
Throw me the ball, get me the ball, waaaaahhhh. T.O. is a baby, he had his chance to catch the ball and he couldn't do it until the second half. Santana Moss was all over that ass and ya'll got punked. See ya around Thanksgiving when we give ya'll another L.
It's sad that you have to resort to blaming the loss on man face when in reality your team just got a beatdown in their own house by my Skins. Go cry yourself to sleep you homo.
The cowboys just suck that is all there is too it. quit trying to find a scapegoat for romo the homo. already talking about the superbowl aren't we full of our selves. hey romo go blow T O.
I hate the Cowboys and the Redskins, but I'll give the Cowboys fans on this thread credit for being intelligent. Are there any Redskins fans who aren't retarded?
Have you ever been to Washington DC? It's not the rich white politician demographic you see on television. It's a crime ghetto shithole. That's why their fans sound the way they do. LOL
Why are the Redskins the most evil of all the teams to ever grace the NFL!...what the hell? Try the Cowboys or the Eagles. Redskins are LOVED by alot of people in and out of D.C. " I PUTTT ONNNNN, I PUT ON MY FOR CITTYYY.."
The Skins would be last in the league if they lost Portis and Antwaaaaaaaaan Randle El. Hope they don't get injured this season! That would be very sad for the Skins!
Redskins fan chiming in, wasn't Jessica at the monday night game last week that the Cowboys won? She was. Don't blame Jessica. Blame the Redskins for their ball control offense, blame Romo for a throwing an interception when the game was winding down, and blame the Cowboy (who's name escapes me) who had the onside kick, and potential to win the game on a final drive, go through his hands.
There were many reasons the Cowboys lost, and blaming Jessica Simpson doesn't quite reason into it unless you are completely blind to what happens on the field.
Jessica Simpson Romo did not make The Dallas Cowboys lose. They did it. She is not on the field playing a few quarters. HOWEVER,she could have not drawn so much airport attention by wearing his jersey. Notice Scarlett Johanson ad Ryan Renyolds trying to go under the radar and look like many others in sunglassess and hats. Noooo, Mrs.Romo has to make sure she can get all the pr she can.
Jessica, you have a shoe line, gets a pair that fit, your toes do not hang over the edge, that is so fucking gross. Also, you have packed on some pounds.
Damn you, x24, for uttering the words Captain and Tennille. I'm gonna have that song in my head for days.
And Thomas...I love that you noticed the shoes but don't hate on her for packing too much meat. We're in the midst of Fall Fair season and that porker wants to win a blue ribbon.
Or at least a blue jersey that wasn't made by little kids in a sweatshop in Bangkok.
First off, why is Jessica wearing those shoes? She is going to a football game. Can she not buy some tennis shoes or flip flops or anything that might look 100 times better??
Seond, I'm glad Tony Homo and the Brokeback Cowboys lost. Not that my team has been all that hot this season but what the hell... GO COLTS!!!!
are you non-redskins-fans serious?? To those who think the DC area is ghetto, haven't you ever seen the show COPS? Every other episode is about cops in the Dallas/Fort Worth area! Its a well known fact that Dallas/Fort Worth is ghetto, in fact Texas as a whole is pretty ghetto. Jerry Jones is Satan and the Cowboys organization, which is riddled with drug addicts and criminals, are his demons.
um the redskins are evil??? the cowboys are evil! and so are cowboy fans... they suck at life theyre rude fat and they smell. the end. from a redskins fan :] lol and yes jerry jones is satan. nothing good comes from texas. don't mess with the skins
uh the giants suck. eli manning looks like he has down syndrome. i fucking hate him. i hate the cryboys too. they think theyre the shit when they aren't. hail to the redskins. ps moderator why are the redskins evil?.. wtf?? um hello everyone hates the patriots and the cryboys.
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Leave Your CommentHow nice of her to keep her long cow tongue in her huge frog mouth!
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 22:11:24
...is she wearing a replica jersey? Those numbers are definitely not sewn on.
By Cheapass, on September 28, 2008 22:15:11
This is a delightful post on so many levels. I'll bore you with a list of only two reasons:
1) I hate her cottage cheese thighed, country wannabe ass;
2) You are a big enough Cowboys fan to post this at this hour on a Sunday.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 22:20:14
T. OWENS- "WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 22:40:38
A size L replica jersey.
By re: Cheapass, on September 28, 2008 22:46:26
That bag is ugly. Is that from her POS Jessica Simpson brand?
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 22:49:05
5 posts on a Sunday night. You guys are busy bees and I love it!
on to jinx magee -- why is she wearing heels with that outfit?
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 22:54:26
dont be hatin' cuz the skins kick ass!
By Tara, on September 28, 2008 22:56:19
only haters hate the skins like that but you see came up with the W
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 23:09:21
^ English please.
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 23:14:04
Wait a minute! The Cowboys are the most evil of all the teams to ever grace the NFL!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 03:15:48
Perhaps the players are at fault since they are the ones actually playing the game and fucking it up so badly. Or the blame lies with the coach, for his piss-poor direction.
I doubt Jessica Simpson, who I doubt can tie her own shoes, has the magical ability to control an entire NFL team with her mind. Lets get real, shall we?
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 04:21:51
She has man hands......and a hammer thumb.
By Lauren, on September 29, 2008 06:10:20
Don't smear Jessica Simpson across the face of the Starlight Vocal Band
They had their own variety show. That makes them at least as good as the Captain and Tennille
By x24, on September 29, 2008 06:43:33
Throw me the ball, get me the ball, waaaaahhhh. T.O. is a baby, he had his chance to catch the ball and he couldn't do it until the second half. Santana Moss was all over that ass and ya'll got punked. See ya around Thanksgiving when we give ya'll another L.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:03:29
@ 04:21:51 STFU and get a sense of humour.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:23:27
GO SKINS!!!! You're just upset that the Cowboys are going to go 13 and 3 and lose in the first round of the playoffs again.
Can Wade Phillips go 15 minutes without looking confused?
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:32:46
Too bad the refs were all BLIND during that game!
Go Chargers!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:35:23
Why the hell does this woman need security detail? Would anyone actually pay the ransom if she got kidnapped? REALLY?
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 08:04:28
New York Giants! Still the only undefeated team in the NFC East!
By thebig28, on September 29, 2008 09:14:32
It's sad that you have to resort to blaming the loss on man face when in reality your team just got a beatdown in their own house by my Skins. Go cry yourself to sleep you homo.
By You are a douche, on September 29, 2008 10:20:05
The cowboys just suck that is all there is too it. quit trying to find a scapegoat for romo the homo. already talking about the superbowl aren't we full of our selves. hey romo go blow T O.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:22:14
I hate the Cowboys and the Redskins, but I'll give the Cowboys fans on this thread credit for being intelligent. Are there any Redskins fans who aren't retarded?
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:25:11
Have you ever been to Washington DC? It's not the rich white politician demographic you see on television. It's a crime ghetto shithole. That's why their fans sound the way they do. LOL
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:29:59
Why are the Redskins the most evil of all the teams to ever grace the NFL!...what the hell? Try the Cowboys or the Eagles. Redskins are LOVED by alot of people in and out of D.C. " I PUTTT ONNNNN, I PUT ON MY FOR CITTYYY.."
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:40:47
Go Skins!!!
By Troy, on September 29, 2008 10:46:24
LOL @ the famous "bitter NFL rivalry" getting ugly in here!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:47:19
Redsling Rule & Cowboys Drool! :) I hope Jessica goes to ALL the cowgirls games
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:50:21
The Skins would be last in the league if they lost Portis and Antwaaaaaaaaan Randle El. Hope they don't get injured this season! That would be very sad for the Skins!
By Go Cowboys, on September 29, 2008 10:51:25
The beeotch jinxed the Boy's. They need to protest to keep her out of the U.S. on game nights.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 11:09:31
Redskins fan chiming in, wasn't Jessica at the monday night game last week that the Cowboys won? She was. Don't blame Jessica. Blame the Redskins for their ball control offense, blame Romo for a throwing an interception when the game was winding down, and blame the Cowboy (who's name escapes me) who had the onside kick, and potential to win the game on a final drive, go through his hands.
There were many reasons the Cowboys lost, and blaming Jessica Simpson doesn't quite reason into it unless you are completely blind to what happens on the field.
By Tinge, on September 29, 2008 11:13:29
Do you guys seriously think these jokers ACTUALLY blame that dumb ass Jessica? Stop defending her for no reason. I doubt they're serious.
By long time reader, first time caller, on September 29, 2008 11:16:12
Tony Romo wants to be Tom Brady, but he's not even close, so he shouldn't have any trophy girlfriends until he can win a gd playoff game.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 11:18:18
^ this
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 11:18:45
why the hell are you hating on the Redskins? Suck it up and accept your loss to the better team
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 11:33:28
Jessica Simpson Romo did not make The Dallas Cowboys lose. They did it. She is not on the field playing a few quarters.
HOWEVER,she could have not drawn so much airport attention by wearing his jersey. Notice Scarlett Johanson ad Ryan Renyolds trying to go under the radar and look like many others in sunglassess and hats. Noooo, Mrs.Romo has to make sure she can get all the pr she can.
By Go NY Giants, on September 29, 2008 12:03:56
FUCK YOU BITCH THE REDSKINS ARE THE SHIT! The cowgirls and the patriots can battle it our for the spot of the most evil team .
By yo yo ma, on September 29, 2008 12:37:35
Yeah, but her tits are nice.
By Fred, on September 29, 2008 12:40:53
*Enters thread*
*sucks teeth, mutters I can't stand this bitch*
*exits thread*
By NubianGoddez, on September 29, 2008 12:57:34
The Redskins ROCK! Why do you think they are evil? Dallas sucks. Glad to see the star go down.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 13:01:55
I love how Cowboys fans are blaming JS for their team playing like ass and losing.
I loved that loss yesterday.
By Kate, on September 29, 2008 13:25:30
Jessica is a jinx, but Tony Homo plays like an ass with any famous girl. He was like that with Carrie Underwear too.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 13:27:28
Jessica, you have a shoe line, gets a pair that fit, your toes do not hang over the edge, that is so fucking gross. Also, you have packed on some pounds.
Love Thomas
By Thomas Landry, on September 29, 2008 13:46:52
Damn you, x24, for uttering the words Captain and Tennille. I'm gonna have that song in my head for days.
And Thomas...I love that you noticed the shoes but don't hate on her for packing too much meat. We're in the midst of Fall Fair season and that porker wants to win a blue ribbon.
Or at least a blue jersey that wasn't made by little kids in a sweatshop in Bangkok.
By Vigilante, on September 29, 2008 14:20:57
Sorry Jenny,
Things will get better.
Cry for Joanne Woodward.
mark
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 15:01:48
First off, why is Jessica wearing those shoes? She is going to a football game. Can she not buy some tennis shoes or flip flops or anything that might look 100 times better??
Seond, I'm glad Tony Homo and the Brokeback Cowboys lost. Not that my team has been all that hot this season but what the hell...
GO COLTS!!!!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 16:28:44
Yes and soon she'll be "singing" at our State Fair in October. My only hope is that the cows in the livestock area will get spooked and run her down!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 16:55:25
"New York Giants! Still the only undefeated team in the NFC East!"
It's hilarious how cocky and arrogant Giants fans are going into the bye.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 18:35:53
Giants won the bye week, congrats.
By tdotk, on September 29, 2008 18:36:59
HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!!! HAIL VICTORY!!!
By the dyva, on September 29, 2008 18:52:09
are you non-redskins-fans serious?? To those who think the DC area is ghetto, haven't you ever seen the show COPS? Every other episode is about cops in the Dallas/Fort Worth area! Its a well known fact that Dallas/Fort Worth is ghetto, in fact Texas as a whole is pretty ghetto. Jerry Jones is Satan and the Cowboys organization, which is riddled with drug addicts and criminals, are his demons.
By Cully, on September 30, 2008 09:42:43
um the redskins are evil??? the cowboys are evil! and so are cowboy fans... they suck at life theyre rude fat and they smell. the end. from a redskins fan :] lol and yes jerry jones is satan. nothing good comes from texas. don't mess with the skins
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 19:11:16
uh the giants suck. eli manning looks like he has down syndrome. i fucking hate him. i hate the cryboys too. they think theyre the shit when they aren't. hail to the redskins. ps moderator why are the redskins evil?.. wtf?? um hello everyone hates the patriots and the cryboys.
By laura, on September 30, 2008 19:17:29
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