Not everyone who refuses to wear a promise ring is a slut, but it's safe to say that just about everyone who does is a humorless tightass. Shut up, Jordin.
Jordan is looking larger than life and her emsemble isn't very flattering. I don't think she has much to worry about as far as the attacking penises are concerned, either.
Ugh, that is too much info ,these enteratiners with their promise rings. They are not being a good example. They say this ,but those panties do drop and will drop. Ask Jessica SimpsonRomo . Britney. Better it would be for them to say nothing but that teenagers should not have sexual relationships.
Promise rings are a front for one's inability to get laid. Getting laid as a teenager is one of life's passage rites! That and driving your first automobile, and getting drunk. USA! USA! USA!
Jessica Simpson used to wear a "promise ring" back in the day too. Then Nick spilled to Howard Stern that they basically did everything except vaginal intercourse, so that's what a "promise rings". Any hole is fair game except the vagina. Really pure girls.
You would wear a promise ring because you're too fat to get laid. Some poor bastard will have to get rid of all his other options for life before he'll have sex with you.
I'm sure wearing that dress will keep all the penises away...even more so than the promise ring. It's not the most flattering dress for a girl her size...let's be honest...
This whale is gonna make Tootie look like an anorexic. How about a promise to lay of the fried chicken, Porky?
Instead of boring people at a craptastic award show, how about she goes to inner cities and talk to the millions and millions of future teen single mothers about not being a slut? Why bother the coke heads and jizz buckets?
Russell Brand is hideous, looks like he's a walking std clinic, needs a bath, dentist and hair stylist I swear the British are among the ugliest Europeans on the planet, those are one fugly ass bunch, the jonas brothers are all gay!! promise rings my ass from girls, I bet they have guys tearing up that azz, they just scream gay to me and they cannot sing, overrated. Jordin stfu no one cares when is your sex tape coming out?
WOW YOU GUYS ARE VERY CHILDISH. So what if she has a purity ring, its a choice. Not everyone is like jessica or britney. Shes not fat either she is a HEALTHY individual. SHES NOT A STICK LIKE ALL THE OTHER "CELEBS" OUT THERE, THATS NOT HEALTHY! So the question are you guys the ones who no one would fuck bc ur butt ass ugly and you need to put others down for their beliefs? Yes you guys have your beliefs to but do you see her going around saying that what you believe is wrong? No! didn't think so. so maybe you all should grow up, get a job, and most of all GET A LIFE! I want to applaud the ONE person on this blog who didn't judge her, she wasn't mean about it at all, brand shouldn't have made that joke, bc it wasn't funny.
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Leave Your CommentNot everyone who refuses to wear a promise ring is a slut, but it's safe to say that just about everyone who does is a humorless tightass. Shut up, Jordin.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:27:28
Jordan is looking larger than life and her emsemble isn't very flattering. I don't think she has much to worry about as far as the attacking penises are concerned, either.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:28:12
Jordin is a slut with food
By Tabby, on September 8, 2008 09:41:23
Jordin bears an uncanny resemblance to Janet Jackson, circa 1989.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwVVxlmYOok
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:46:50
I promise never to have sex with you Jordin.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:47:56
She is way to fat and ugly to need a promise ring.
I promise never to look at her again if that helps.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:48:09
Jordin bears an uncanny resemblance to Janet Jackson, circa 1989.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwVVxlmYOok
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 09:48:14
To quote from Deuce Bigalow: "That's a huge bitch!"
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 10:02:43
I'm not sure the ring will help her much - do male gorillas understand what it signifies?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 10:06:17
i don't think she has to worry about...
By stifler's dad, on September 8, 2008 10:14:13
Ugh, that is too much info ,these enteratiners with their promise rings. They are not being a good example. They say this ,but those panties do drop and will drop. Ask Jessica SimpsonRomo . Britney. Better it would be for them to say nothing but that teenagers should not have sexual relationships.
By Fanny Mae May, on September 8, 2008 10:19:44
How do I get her for my fantasy football team?
By mutterhals, on September 8, 2008 10:32:30
She looks rather fat in that dress and appears to be suffering from Britney Spears Neck.
By Willa Dodge, on September 8, 2008 10:53:01
so many wear those rings and are lying through their store bought teeth, just shut up already!!!!
By abby, on September 8, 2008 11:01:28
At least Jordin practices what she preaches, I applaud her for that.
By so what, on September 8, 2008 11:06:33
"Jordin" is a really stupid name.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 11:21:24
Who the hell is she and why should I even care?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 11:24:06
She sucks Dick!!!I don't know who she's trying to fool!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 12:33:21
Well Jordin, one thing we're POSITIVE no one will ever mistake you for is "talented."
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 12:33:41
who cares what she looks like ?
honestly you guys are really mean
and she s right about the rings, people shouldnt make fun of them
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 12:55:30
Promise rings are a front for one's inability to get laid. Getting laid as a teenager is one of life's passage rites! That and driving your first automobile, and getting drunk. USA! USA! USA!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 8, 2008 13:44:10
I have no idea who she is, nor do I care. Next!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 13:53:09
British humor and Hollywood morons was never going to be a good match. Wayyy too uptight.
By Fred, on September 8, 2008 13:59:56
Biggirl might not take a penis in her pie, but I'll bet she engulfs them with her piehole.
By joejoe, on September 8, 2008 14:27:25
she says she doesn't want to be a slut.. but honestly.. i think it's to hide the fact that no one wants to f her lol
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 14:38:37
she says she doesn't want to be a slut.. but honestly.. i think it's to hide the fact that no one wants to f her lol
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 14:38:51
Jessica Simpson used to wear a "promise ring" back in the day too. Then Nick spilled to Howard Stern that they basically did everything except vaginal intercourse, so that's what a "promise rings". Any hole is fair game except the vagina. Really pure girls.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 14:40:17
shutup fat bitch she can fit three dicks in that mouth
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 14:54:35
You're right, Jordin. But wearing that ring doesn't keep you from being a cunt.
By filthy cute, on September 8, 2008 15:50:53
Jordin Sparks is fat. Otherwise, I have no idea who she is.
Someone needs to tell her that no one cares who is fucking who when one of the people in the pair is as fat as her
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 16:23:07
Jordin needs a promise ring that promises to keep her away from fast food restaurants, the Kraft food table and the refridgerator.
By allforadeuce, on September 8, 2008 17:38:14
If Jordin fucks as well as she sings, she's got nothing to worry about.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 18:47:02
What a self-righteous, humorless, sanctimonious, and judgmental dweeb! Just present the awards and save us the sermon! Sheesh!
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 19:13:43
She has a super cute face, but will need to watch her diet... she has the fat gene.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 19:30:47
Aww, look at all the fat jokes....how original guys! *yawn*
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 21:56:23
19:30:47
Super cute face? Where? On her ass?
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 23:08:46
This porky wanna be singer looks like she stinks like a greased pig.
By anonymous, on September 8, 2008 23:54:21
Jordin,
You would wear a promise ring because you're too fat to get laid. Some poor bastard will have to get rid of all his other options for life before he'll have sex with you.
PS... not everyone who has sex is a slut.
By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 07:05:55
i don't like fat people
gp away Jor'din'
By Billie a.k.a Jackie Dressed in Cobras, on September 9, 2008 09:06:44
I'm sure wearing that dress will keep all the penises away...even more so than the promise ring. It's not the most flattering dress for a girl her size...let's be honest...
By anonymous, on September 9, 2008 13:13:54
Jessica Simpson wore one of those promissory rings as well. And look what an epitome of virtue she turned out to be.
By ARTOFWAR, on September 9, 2008 20:02:48
Anal doesnt count, right?
This whale is gonna make Tootie look like an anorexic. How about a promise to lay of the fried chicken, Porky?
Instead of boring people at a craptastic award show, how about she goes to inner cities and talk to the millions and millions of future teen single mothers about not being a slut? Why bother the coke heads and jizz buckets?
By Rob Enderle, on September 9, 2008 21:14:22
Everyone knows that girls with "Promise Rings" are the ones who only do anal so they can stay "pure".
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 10:21:04
Russell Brand is hideous, looks like he's a walking std clinic, needs a bath, dentist and hair stylist I swear the British are among the ugliest Europeans on the planet, those are one fugly ass bunch, the jonas brothers are all gay!! promise rings my ass from girls, I bet they have guys tearing up that azz, they just scream gay to me and they cannot sing, overrated. Jordin stfu no one cares when is your sex tape coming out?
By NubianGoddez, on September 10, 2008 17:03:03
i like how john legend shows he doesnt wear a dumb ass ring
By neagles, on September 10, 2008 19:48:30
purity rings = sticking everything but peekatchoo
By otto titsling, on September 11, 2008 08:00:00
brand ruined the show for me.
By olem, on September 11, 2008 09:24:12
Who is this gang-bang'n dyke? She looks like one of the girls on the cover of my "Latina Cock Fucken Whores" DVD.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 16:23:02
WOW YOU GUYS ARE VERY CHILDISH. So what if she has a purity ring, its a choice. Not everyone is like jessica or britney. Shes not fat either she is a HEALTHY individual. SHES NOT A STICK LIKE ALL THE OTHER "CELEBS" OUT THERE, THATS NOT HEALTHY! So the question are you guys the ones who no one would fuck bc ur butt ass ugly and you need to put others down for their beliefs? Yes you guys have your beliefs to but do you see her going around saying that what you believe is wrong? No! didn't think so. so maybe you all should grow up, get a job, and most of all GET A LIFE! I want to applaud the ONE person on this blog who didn't judge her, she wasn't mean about it at all, brand shouldn't have made that joke, bc it wasn't funny.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 03:05:35
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