She's too thin (chomp chomp chomp gulp) She's a butterface too (chomp chomp BURP chomp gulp) She looks like a man (BURP..PHTPTHPTHPTH) Any man who likes her is a pedo (chomp chomp chomp gulp) I'll take "curves" ove that any day (PLOP PLOP PTHPTHPTHPTHHHHHHH)
He's always struck me as more like: "He wants to leave the back door open, so they can get together in the future" where "they" is Jake Gyllenhaal or Heath Ledger. Well maybe not Heath.
She has a rocking body--albeit a flat ass, but her rack is amazing. But really...the face isn't great. Got a slight case of the Marissa Millers...except at least Bar doesn't look to be 10 years older than she is...
WTF is wrong with Leo?? Leave the door open? Psshh...heard that before. Means he wants to fuck other chicks until he grows up and realize what he's been missing. She's beautiful and too nice to keep going back to him.
Decaprio "one of the greatest actors in Hollywood" ? How high are you on Hollywood crotch sniffing Toddball? Leo 's face looks like a 14 year old lesbian, and has the body of Timmy from Lassie, with a voice worthy of a smufrf. This bun is all hype, and has practically ruined Scorsese in the process. You love to blow em, and blow them up. Be proud you typical tinsel town blogocrat
It makes me laugh how these futzy glam chicks go for soft little man boys like Leo. You should see the real men molded by the Marines. Leo is a little bitch. Hollywood actors act brave but they are all bitches. I'd love to see one of these actors face some hadji fuck spittin' 7.62. They'd piss their pants.
Decaprio "one of the greatest actors in Hollywood" ? How high are you on Hollywood crotch sniffing Toddball? Leo 's face looks like a 14 year old lesbian, and has the body of Timmy from Lassie, with a voice worthy of a smufrf. This bun is all hype, and has practically ruined Scorsese in the process. You love to blow em, and blow them up. Be proud you typical tinsel town blogocrat
By DaJinx, on September 26, 2008 15:45:37
please, share with us who YOU think is one of the greatest actors in hollywood. i can hardly wait to hear your answer.
I think everyone is sick and tired of bubbleheaded hollywood types making stupid political statements. They have turned alot of people off with their ultra-liberal and down right ignorant views...
Her biological clock is ticking pretty loudly given her relatively young age (23). Watch out, Leo: You'll leave the back door open, she'll use a needle to leave the condom open...
Javier Bardem, Sean Penn, Jason Patric, Ryan Gosling, just to give you five guys that Leo couldnt even carry their jocks. His aon again off again accents in Blood Diamond and the shittiest Scorcese movie ever, The DEparted- were cringe inducing.
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Leave Your CommentShe's too thin
(chomp chomp chomp gulp)
She's a butterface too
(chomp chomp BURP chomp gulp)
She looks like a man
(BURP..PHTPTHPTHPTH)
Any man who likes her is a pedo
(chomp chomp chomp gulp)
I'll take "curves" ove that any day
(PLOP PLOP PTHPTHPTHPTHHHHHHH)
By Bertha McBackfat, on September 26, 2008 11:23:47
FAP!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 11:24:08
He has a head like a Ken doll that you smush between your fingers. He still looks adolescent.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 11:24:13
This is the first time I've seen black/white pics of her. Blue eyes look so pretty in black/white pics.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 11:32:13
He's always struck me as more like: "He wants to leave the back door open, so they can get together in the future" where "they" is Jake Gyllenhaal or Heath Ledger. Well maybe not Heath.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 11:32:43
She has a rocking body--albeit a flat ass, but her rack is amazing. But really...the face isn't great. Got a slight case of the Marissa Millers...except at least Bar doesn't look to be 10 years older than she is...
By 789, on September 26, 2008 11:34:11
There's nobody hotter haters ... nobody.
By jt, on September 26, 2008 11:35:40
"Got a slight case of the Marissa Millers"
She has a sunkissed face with the perfect amount of freckles. She's very pretty.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 11:35:44
100 bucks says that's exactly how Trig will look.
By Sarah P., on September 26, 2008 11:39:32
bite me off a piece of dat kit kat Bar!
By get it, on September 26, 2008 11:42:26
Leo Leo Leo, the buffet has so many other options, yet you keep going back for the same snack. Not right man
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 11:45:11
oh and if you don't think she is hot, then you are a clay aiken.
By simone cows, on September 26, 2008 11:46:21
Meh.
I wouldn't pay retail for it.
By Fred, on September 26, 2008 12:07:31
Now that is a hot woman.Matching face and body.HOT HOT HOT!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 12:11:12
She is gorgeous, so much better than Giselle
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 12:12:36
I would sooooo light her Menorah.
By joejoe, on September 26, 2008 12:46:30
She's sexier than socks on a rooster.
By Jon, on September 26, 2008 12:52:45
"She's sexier than socks on a rooster."
I should hope so...
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 13:09:01
she looks similar to giselle.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 15:17:39
Leonardo is so...nothing. I can't understand how he gets so many hot-looking women.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 15:19:03
WTF is wrong with Leo?? Leave the door open? Psshh...heard that before. Means he wants to fuck other chicks until he grows up and realize what he's been missing. She's beautiful and too nice to keep going back to him.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 15:19:27
Waaaay prettier than Gisele. She actually looks female.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 15:25:05
Decaprio "one of the greatest actors in Hollywood" ? How high are you on Hollywood crotch sniffing Toddball?
Leo 's face looks like a 14 year old lesbian, and has the body of Timmy from Lassie, with a voice worthy of a smufrf.
This bun is all hype, and has practically ruined Scorsese in the process.
You love to blow em, and blow them up. Be proud you typical tinsel town blogocrat
By DaJinx, on September 26, 2008 15:45:37
That retarded fag above me has a point. Leo isn't great.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 15:47:48
I hope Leo kicked her sorry ass out for good.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 16:29:44
Pretty face but bigger tits wouldn't hurt...
I argree with the "retarded fag above me" as well Leo is definitely not great
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 19:40:12
It makes me laugh how these futzy glam chicks go for soft little man boys like Leo. You should see the real men molded by the Marines. Leo is a little bitch. Hollywood actors act brave but they are all bitches. I'd love to see one of these actors face some hadji fuck spittin' 7.62. They'd piss their pants.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 20:08:00
She looks a little thick around the midsection...
By Big Rod, on September 27, 2008 00:15:37
She needs to stop scrunching up her face like that in so many pics, not attractive.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 07:21:07
Decaprio "one of the greatest actors in Hollywood" ? How high are you on Hollywood crotch sniffing Toddball?
Leo 's face looks like a 14 year old lesbian, and has the body of Timmy from Lassie, with a voice worthy of a smufrf.
This bun is all hype, and has practically ruined Scorsese in the process.
You love to blow em, and blow them up. Be proud you typical tinsel town blogocrat
By DaJinx, on September 26, 2008 15:45:37
please, share with us who YOU think is one of the greatest actors in hollywood. i can hardly wait to hear your answer.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 10:02:49
You got a new basket for your bike??!? Oh man, I knew there was a reason I'm so in love with you!
By Chantelle, on September 27, 2008 10:50:04
I just don't see it. She looks very average to me. Better than Giselle, but not by much.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 14:39:57
I think everyone is sick and tired of bubbleheaded hollywood types making stupid political statements. They have turned alot of people off with their ultra-liberal and down right ignorant views...
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 17:09:12
She's totally pulling a Sheena (ANTM) maneuver there.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 17:30:28
omg~~ fo' real? have you people ever seen "blood diamond" or "the departed"?????
leo is an amazing actor and is and always has been totally f**kable.
By babsee in asheville, on September 27, 2008 22:23:06
I am so disgusted that he jilted me for such a trollop. Makes me want to run in circles.
By Leo's gerbil, on September 28, 2008 07:05:37
Her biological clock is ticking pretty loudly given her relatively young age (23). Watch out, Leo: You'll leave the back door open, she'll use a needle to leave the condom open...
By anonymous, on September 28, 2008 09:10:21
"Leo 's face looks like a 14 year old lesbian, and has the body of Timmy from Lassie, with a voice worthy of a smufrf."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 06:24:32
Javier Bardem, Sean Penn, Jason Patric, Ryan Gosling, just to give you five guys that Leo couldnt even carry their jocks.
His aon again off again accents in Blood Diamond and the shittiest Scorcese movie ever, The DEparted- were cringe inducing.
By DaJinx, on September 30, 2008 13:58:02
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