Elton's a disease-infested twink, but he's accomplished more in his life than this bitch's entire family tree. His one remaining T cell has more talent in it than this whore.
She wishes she was half as good as Elton. She's only a young girl who can't handle alcohol, doesn't know how to dress, has weight issues and is mouthy and pretentious. F*** off, Lily, you're stupid. And in 20 years time nobody will remember you.
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By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 10:38:23
Snort her under the table? I think he should challenge Winehouse to that duel.
By 789, on September 3, 2008 10:40:59
I was gonna say, he's my favorite bitchy old gay. Nonstop quips from that one.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 11:05:52
Why is this one hit wonder still in the news?
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 11:07:00
Elton's a disease-infested twink, but he's accomplished more in his life than this bitch's entire family tree. His one remaining T cell has more talent in it than this whore.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 11:17:12
"F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!"
Obama should tell that to McCain during the debate.
By silver_viper, on September 3, 2008 12:24:27
^ Obama might just be dumb enough to take your advice.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 12:42:40
You know what, she's right. Fuck Elton John.
At what point did her tits and cooter pop out of her dress ? I don't think she's gone a day without a free show this month.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 12:49:31
Elton's got more talent in his shriveled up balls than she's got in her whole body. Will someone please take her out!
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 13:19:57
HAH! That's hilarious. How many magnums of champers did she have in her? Six?
Bet I could tell old Smelton off in...eight.
Okay, maybe nine. Cases.
Seriously tho, Elton John? Glitter boy was fucked up right through the seventies! Doesn't he remember being Captain Fantastic?
Wait a sec...Nah. I'm sure he remembers.
Although I think they call that kind of behaviour "passionate" now and not "coked out of your skull".
By Vigilante, on September 3, 2008 13:32:31
Wait--Elton John is a twink?! It's about 50 years too late for that. If you're going to use gay terminology, at least get it right, closet case.
By anonymous, on September 3, 2008 14:19:47
Jesus, why can't these Brit bitches handle success? Fuck, give me some of it, whores, if it is so damn hard for you to keep your shit together.
By RSL, on September 3, 2008 16:06:30
Elton may be a bitchy old queen, but drunk no talent famewhore Lily Allen does not have actual talent as Elton does.
By Long Live the Queen, on September 3, 2008 21:12:36
She wishes she was half as good as Elton. She's only a young girl who can't handle alcohol, doesn't know how to dress, has weight issues and is mouthy and pretentious. F*** off, Lily, you're stupid. And in 20 years time nobody will remember you.
By Maz, on September 4, 2008 05:37:31
14:19:47 - Calm down, Bruce. I was defending your idol, not bashing him. Go stick some more crystal meth up your ass.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 07:28:41
Elton should have bitch slapped this inconsiderate talentless cunt.
By anonymous, on September 4, 2008 07:59:57
Lily is trying to beat Amy to the grave.
By Shaved Ape, on September 4, 2008 09:19:46
stupid pig-faced talentless chav
and she should keep her tits to herself they almost look as bad as Victoria beckhams real ones.
By sir harry, on September 5, 2008 05:13:43
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