Lindsay Lohan's people's statement: "When Lindsay heard 'going out,' she thought the DJ was referring to 'going out clubbing'. Lindsay and Samantha Ronson have been friends for a long time and regret any misunderstanding that may result from her appearance on Loveline."
Samantha probably has a 10 inch wide and 14 inch long black strapon. That's the only thing that could keep the whore Linsday off so many other dicks for this long.
Lindsay is boring so who cares if she's a lezzie. She blew her career a long time ago and no one cares about her anymore. Just go away Linds and stop circling the Hollywood drain. Buy a house in Vermont or something.
"How long have you been dating?" is a far less incisive question than "Do your fingers smell like Samantha's pussy, ass, or both?" Of course, the correct answer is "her balls."
I agree with the guy...I think they do make a lovely couple as well. The "denial" issued by Lohan's people is just PATHETIC though, as if anyone takes it seriously. Why can't Lindsay just come out and say that she's in a relationship with Samantha? We all know she is. It's just stupid.
of all the carpet munchers in California she picked that ugly skank to much ALCOHOL has fried LILO'S brain so she does not have taste anymore and will fuck anything that talks to her and that bitch sucks at the turn tables she is no dj she just plays around with the discks ,those two skanks will end up in a cat fight in some club calling eachother whore and bitch maybe this week or next week they will be over and LILO will start dating a SHEMALE
Read this shocking story along with our exclusive interview with a person who claims to have witnessed Lindsay Lohan drinking alcohol to excess and acting promiscuous! All this and more in the next issue of No Shit Magazine.
The part of the interview that IDLYITW forgot to mention was this: " Stryker (interviewer) ended the conversation (on Loveline) by saying, "Well, I hope you stay together. You are a very lovely looking couple." Lohan thanked him." And THEN Lindsay recanted to PEOPLE? There seems to be a dichotomy here...
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI fucking hate when these dumb scenesters call things "dope". Ronson is such a dumb ugly lesbo.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 10:41:34
I'm completely flabbergasted!
By Mr. Tightpants, on September 23, 2008 10:44:11
Duh!
By Angel A, on September 23, 2008 10:48:23
Lindsay Lohan's people's statement: "When Lindsay heard 'going out,' she thought the DJ was referring to 'going out clubbing'. Lindsay and Samantha Ronson have been friends for a long time and regret any misunderstanding that may result from her appearance on Loveline."
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 10:53:43
Gee, I dunno.. maybe they're just fucking with you?
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 10:57:36
Lindsay's people are full of shit.
By Kate, on September 23, 2008 11:21:45
Lindsay Lohan's people are LYING and her fans who believe her people are STUPID.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 11:25:12
Samantha probably has a 10 inch wide and 14 inch long black strapon. That's the only thing that could keep the whore Linsday off so many other dicks for this long.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 12:12:03
Man, that lighter-fluid chick is all kinds of ugly. "Quirky" doesn't even begin to cover it.
By Fred, on September 23, 2008 12:20:01
Who cares, .......next.............
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 12:42:57
Lindsay is boring so who cares if she's a lezzie. She blew her career a long time ago and no one cares about her anymore. Just go away Linds and stop circling the Hollywood drain. Buy a house in Vermont or something.
By YAWN, on September 23, 2008 13:51:20
Some Lindsay tit shots would have helped this article posting tremendously. Just thinkin' out loud.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 23, 2008 14:03:13
"How long have you been dating?" is a far less incisive question than "Do your fingers smell like Samantha's pussy, ass, or both?" Of course, the correct answer is "her balls."
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 14:23:50
I agree with the guy...I think they do make a lovely couple as well. The "denial" issued by Lohan's people is just PATHETIC though, as if anyone takes it seriously. Why can't Lindsay just come out and say that she's in a relationship with Samantha? We all know she is. It's just stupid.
By Anthony!!, on September 23, 2008 14:30:26
YOU FUCKING RETARDS...I made up the fucking "Lohan's People" denial! HELLOOOOOO...
What happened to the quality of the crowd here? Jesus Christ.
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 14:42:47
ewwww
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1724165.ece
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 14:57:40
Why does that dude make that ungle face in all his pictures?
By anonymous, on September 23, 2008 15:09:09
of all the carpet munchers in California she picked that ugly skank to much ALCOHOL has fried LILO'S brain so she does not have taste anymore and will fuck anything that talks to her and that bitch sucks at the turn tables she is no dj she just plays around with the discks ,those two skanks will end up in a cat fight in some club calling eachother whore and bitch maybe this week or next week they will be over and LILO will start dating a SHEMALE
By Lindsay sucks ass so does her lesbo fucker, on September 23, 2008 15:58:30
Read this shocking story along with our exclusive interview with a person who claims to have witnessed Lindsay Lohan drinking alcohol to excess and acting promiscuous! All this and more in the next issue of No Shit Magazine.
By Chris D, on September 23, 2008 18:03:17
Why does that ugly dyke always make that same stupid, snarling face? Oh...that is her normal face.
By jeditemple, on September 23, 2008 19:22:41
Err. Whatever.
By Joe Mahma, on September 23, 2008 22:03:58
Umm, guest appearance of LILO in L Word would be nice :p
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 00:02:34
A sphincter says what?
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 01:02:05
what?
By Mr. A. Sphincter, on September 24, 2008 07:41:53
The part of the interview that IDLYITW forgot to mention was this: " Stryker (interviewer) ended the conversation (on Loveline) by saying, "Well, I hope you stay together. You are a very lovely looking couple." Lohan thanked him." And THEN Lindsay recanted to PEOPLE? There seems to be a dichotomy here...
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:46:46
I wouldn't fuck Lindsay Slowhand with Ronsons dick...and Ronson is one ugly dude
By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 09:04:14
I can't believe Lindsay is a labia licker.
what would Wilmer think...........
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 02:22:27
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