In my opinion, Maxim sowed the seeds of their destruction by naming her the hottest woman. I used to have a subscription for $1/issue - now I see it is 55 cents/issue. That would seem to barely cover postage...sad.
Probably just wasn't enough money--$770,000 doesn't sound like all that much for a "star" (at least in her own mind) to get naked. Hell, I don't think I'd do it for that amount, and I've got bills to pay. (Them facelifts ain't cheap, honey.) I'll bet she would have said yes to 2 or 3 million. That could buy plenty of crack, and a brand new head for Sam. (With a new hat.)
Lindsay should take that money and pose already. I can't imagine that there are tons of more appealing options open to her at this juncture in her career.
What was she going to show in PLAYBOY? her BOOBS seen them and you know playboy is boring they don't let the girls spread their legs or get on all fours looking back saying hey you like that little hole so all she was going to show were her boobs cover in freckles and her buttcheeks ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ to much money was offer for that playboy should pay her 10000 or less
Hark! The wordsmiths and editorial fiefs of that tawdry parchment believe that they could defile my Cinnamon Goddess by offering mere coinage? COINAGE?!?! How dare they spit upon the altar of Lindsay the Beautiful. For many a fortnight I have dreamed of sucking upon her milky-white teat, and that image is meant for my imagination only, not the common oafs who wallow in the putrid muck of pornography.
Dear Lindsay, your spicy amber starfish will be mine yet!
She's borderline untouchable in the film biz right now, so there's a good chance her decision to turn down an easy 700 grand will come back and bite her in the ass.
Agreeing with Miss Sunshine, she probably turned it down because it wasn't enough money for her freckled ass. But personally, I didn't like seeing LL nude the first time. The fact that she is seriously covered from head to toe in freckles is such a huge goddamn turn off.
I dont understand how Playboy turns a profit, it seems that free internet porn would have put a major dent in the profit margin, not to mention those three whores(literally) that suck(literally) money away from Heffner...
And for fucks sake, how hard is it to put on panties? Any woman with an ounce of self respect would not dare be caught in public like that once, let alone 1200 times. That nasty diseased beef flap has been poked by god knows how many meat rods, do you still think we find the sight of your used-up vaj enticing or sexy Lindsay??
There's nothing the untalented slutty white trash dumbass hasn't shownthe world before (we've seen her tits, we've seen her shaved snatch a bunch of times). Why would I want to spend anything to see it again? I can just check this website & save myself some money...
what's the point? we've already seen this carpet munching whore's pussy already; she can't stop showing it to the world. I don't need to see it again...
This shanty-looking chimney sweep of a girl just RUINED the Marilyn image in her last big photo shoot. Lohan as the original Kidman, fine...what next? Some moron is gonna try to get her to revive Grace Kelly?
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Leave Your CommentCome on Lindsay. It would sell at least two or three copies - braille edition
By jtg, on September 5, 2008 08:39:13
In my opinion, Maxim sowed the seeds of their destruction by naming her the hottest woman. I used to have a subscription for $1/issue - now I see it is 55 cents/issue. That would seem to barely cover postage...sad.
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on September 5, 2008 08:47:39
She's given it all away for free. What's left to sell ?
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 09:17:59
Probably just wasn't enough money--$770,000 doesn't sound like all that much for a "star" (at least in her own mind) to get naked. Hell, I don't think I'd do it for that amount, and I've got bills to pay. (Them facelifts ain't cheap, honey.) I'll bet she would have said yes to 2 or 3 million. That could buy plenty of crack, and a brand new head for Sam. (With a new hat.)
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 5, 2008 09:36:47
Um - $770,000 is damn good money for a whore like her. Take the deal!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 10:52:11
Lindsay should take that money and pose already. I can't imagine that there are tons of more appealing options open to her at this juncture in her career.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 11:32:56
What was she going to show in PLAYBOY? her BOOBS seen them and you know playboy is boring they don't let the girls spread their legs or get on all fours looking back saying hey you like that little hole so all she was going to show were her boobs cover in freckles and her buttcheeks ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ to much money was offer for that playboy should pay her 10000 or less
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 11:52:08
Hark! The wordsmiths and editorial fiefs of that tawdry parchment believe that they could defile my Cinnamon Goddess by offering mere coinage? COINAGE?!?! How dare they spit upon the altar of Lindsay the Beautiful. For many a fortnight I have dreamed of sucking upon her milky-white teat, and that image is meant for my imagination only, not the common oafs who wallow in the putrid muck of pornography.
Dear Lindsay, your spicy amber starfish will be mine yet!
By Worshiper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on September 5, 2008 11:52:49
She's borderline untouchable in the film biz right now, so there's a good chance her decision to turn down an easy 700 grand will come back and bite her in the ass.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 12:22:45
WTF kind of bag-lady outfit is she wearing in those pics?
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 12:26:11
ewwww....thanks for the labias. I am officially no longer a lesbian!!
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 12:31:53
Agreeing with Miss Sunshine, she probably turned it down because it wasn't enough money for her freckled ass. But personally, I didn't like seeing LL nude the first time. The fact that she is seriously covered from head to toe in freckles is such a huge goddamn turn off.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 13:19:45
I wouldn't pay to see that floppity ass crap.
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 13:23:14
goddam that looks like one of them aligator snappin turtles.
By Cooder, on September 5, 2008 13:32:00
I dont understand how Playboy turns a profit, it seems that free internet porn would have put a major dent in the profit margin, not to mention those three whores(literally) that suck(literally) money away from Heffner...
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 14:37:09
That banner pic literally made me shudder.
And for fucks sake, how hard is it to put on panties? Any woman with an ounce of self respect would not dare be caught in public like that once, let alone 1200 times. That nasty diseased beef flap has been poked by god knows how many meat rods, do you still think we find the sight of your used-up vaj enticing or sexy Lindsay??
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 20:00:22
Oh gimme a break Little Miss Sunshine, for $80 you'd show everything and throw in a Roman Helmet.
By thebig28, on September 5, 2008 20:26:21
There's nothing the untalented slutty white trash dumbass hasn't shownthe world before (we've seen her tits, we've seen her shaved snatch a bunch of times). Why would I want to spend anything to see it again? I can just check this website & save myself some money...
By anonymous, on September 5, 2008 23:19:58
I wouldn't bang that freckled hoebag with my German shepards d***.
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 00:18:28
what's the point? we've already seen this carpet munching whore's pussy already; she can't stop showing it to the world. I don't need to see it again...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 01:55:41
ufff that snatch .....GOOD LORD
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 11:13:34
Don't need a playboy; I just have to wait for about a week, and the slut lesbo will show off her pussy to the world...
By anonymous, on September 7, 2008 17:27:58
This shanty-looking chimney sweep of a girl just RUINED the Marilyn image in her last big photo shoot. Lohan as the original Kidman, fine...what next? Some moron is gonna try to get her to revive Grace Kelly?
By Nan, on September 8, 2008 00:39:34
Oh gimme a break Little Miss Sunshine, for $80 you'd show everything and throw in a Roman Helmet.
ShutupshutupshutupSHUTUPLALALALAICAN'THEARYOU MOM! thebig28 was mean to me!
Make it an even hundred and I'll roll up one of my sleeves. Maybe.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 8, 2008 10:49:44
Hey, Nan,
If Jennifer Love Hewitt can get hired to play Audrey Hepburn, anything is possible.
In fact, I myself am starring in a remake of "The Wizard of Oz." (I play The Mean Apple Tree. It's a small role, but I make the most of it.)
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 8, 2008 10:57:55
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