Marisa Miller Has a Calendar

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  1. I guess you're not really focused on her face, but it looks horribly airbrushed on the cover. Her body is amazing though, and I'm sure that's all they care about. I just think her face is so cute, but she looks almost buck-toothed here.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 08:46:23

  2. Cue the "meh, average" shut-in retards who jerk off to pictures of their hot aunt in 5,4,3,2,1.....

    By coolpapa, on September 24, 2008 09:14:32

  3. Meh. She's average. My aunt is hotter.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 09:19:27

  4. There was a time when I used to whack off to SI models. Then, I discovered this website, and wow, my sex life has been amaaaazziingg!!

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 09:23:09

  5. Aww, is this your post dedicated to me, Todd? Why? Because I have an unnatural fascination with Marisa?

    :)

    By Lennox , on September 24, 2008 09:34:13

  6. I can't believe they don't have her iPod picture.

    By Steve Jobs, on September 24, 2008 10:00:56

  7. Whose head is that? I am just curious. My grandma's license picture looks more like Marissa Miller's face than that airbrushed POS...

    By 789, on September 24, 2008 10:29:21

  8. Yes, Lennox
    The entire post was dedicated to you, because it is well known in internet circles that you are the only person who finds Marisa Miller (a highly successful supermodel) attractive. Yes, this is all for YOU.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 10:38:24

  9. FUG the cover. What's wrong with her face?

    By Willa Dodge, on September 24, 2008 10:48:56

  10. They did kill her face on the cover of that calendar. Don't let the gays near photoshop at SI photo editing!

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 10:52:51

  11. Her nose looks weird from that angle for one thing. Maybe it's just me, but something ain't right!

    By Big Boi, on September 24, 2008 11:43:50

  12. Oops, I came in my pants.

    By thebig28, on September 24, 2008 11:48:26

  13. They photoshop the crap out of her face 'cuz the real thing's even worse.

    http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?w=2000&h=3000&i=/indeximages/women/Marisa.Miller/event_2006_July_inca_Summer/marisa2_44bc0057b9e53.jpg

    Too much sun has not been kind to her. Plus she fails the "Is there extra junk under her knickers?" test when I see that face.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 12:29:20

  14. She is all kinds of weird looking and anyone who can come in their pants over her could probably soil themselves over anything, including 10:29:21's grandmother's driver's license.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 12:30:01

  15. She appeals to guys who like girls who look like guys with long hair and big tits. Everyone has their kink.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 12:33:07

  16. Meh. I liked that Doutzen Kroes chick better. This one looks, stringy.

    By Fred, on September 24, 2008 12:50:51

  17. You know what they say...you are not a true Super Model until you sleep with a black man :)

    Come here little lady, I got some chocolate for you! (Hate hate hate...)

    By Black Govt, on September 24, 2008 12:52:20

  18. Her mild sneer and the fact that one eye looks higher than the other gives her a distinct "Sloth-from-The-Goonies" look.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 13:01:36

  19. I amazed at how all these comments say she isn't good looking. I suppose all the women these people bang (yeah right) are so much better that looking directly at their faces will burn retinas.

    By Santos, on September 24, 2008 13:07:59

  20. She looks like a porn star on the cover. Which is fine with me.

    By Mugatu, on September 24, 2008 13:33:29

  21. Santos,

    I try to limit myself to 10/10's. I won't always kick a 9/10 out of bed.

    By Big Boi, on September 24, 2008 15:54:11

  22. At least she's white.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 15:59:48

  23. She looks like Jessica Simpson-the face definitely not the body!!

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 17:21:03

  24. Body from hell, with a face to protect it.

    By circuslion, on September 24, 2008 20:56:21

  25. usemycomputer-that photo is AWFUL!she needs several intense pulsed light treatments and 5 Fraxel treatments.then she should use sunscreen 365 days a year.at least an spf 15.it should contain at least one of these ingredients:mexoryl,zinc oxide,titanium dioxide,avobenzone.80-90% of skin aging is caused by sun damage.protect your skin,or look like marisa miller without airbrushing.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 22:27:18

  26. Holy shit----butter face. Damn. Is it so hard to find a model with a body AND a face?

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 06:45:46

  27. Really? I think she looks damn good! Even if she's photoshopped. And that ridiculous close up of her pre-touched face--still not bad. Great skin. Would anyone look so good THAT close up? I can swear my skin wouldn't. I think she's very pretty. And really hot.

    By ISBN, on September 25, 2008 07:39:35

  28. She looked better several years ago, early in her Victoria's Secret stint. Then she needlessly lost a bunch of weight and over-did the working out. Lost all of her softness, femininity, and that hot-girl-next-door appeal. She's still gorgeous, in a female tennis instructor with implants sort of way.

    By They're real?!, on September 25, 2008 09:57:03

  29. Butterface. And I agree, that cover does not look like her at all.

    By Albatross, on September 25, 2008 10:50:31

  30. Yeah, let's get more females to comment on her. It's totally relevant what you think. Totally relevant.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:01:49

  31. Bad sun damaged skin.She'd be gorgeous without the sun damage.Fix it.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:24:08

  32. In that unairbrushed close-up her make up is bad,shimmery brown eyeshadow under the eyes?Nope,it goes on the eye lids.You are suppose to apply concealer to the under eye area.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:41:34

  33. lol @ all the fatties in here talking about how ugly and "butterface" she is. I'm sure you all look like a bunch of supermodels.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 16:45:43

  34. She isn't ugly,she isn't beautiful.Just pretty.Nice calender.

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 16:19:16

  35. When will they get some interesting girls? This photoshoped to hell shit is boring already.

    By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 07:25:35

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