True, some of the hard-up nerds who make the "rules" in the comments on this site decided every person who doesn't agree with their taste in girls is morbidly obese, old, and jealous.
By obese over 20 old fat jealous girl *chomp chomp chomping* on mcdonalds and krispy kremes as i'm typing, on September 30, 2008 09:07:50
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I think she's terribly overrated. I'm a guy, but somehow he doesn't 'do' it for me...
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:41:04 #
^^^You do know you're gonna be labeled as "gay" and/or "big fat jealous woman" now, right?
Sorry for the typo earlier. I mean that she doesn't 'do' it for me. Nope, I'm not gay. I'm just happily married.
Also attractiveness is a lot more than looks to me. She has some really cheap stripper/hooker tattoos (no, I have nothing against tattoos, my whole left arm, shoulder and neck is tattooed) and her single 'expression' present on all photos is a real turn off.
She comes over as cheap and stupid. Two 'qualities' I don't appreciate in a woman.
She's pretty and all but in the banner pic she looks like she has a gymnast's body: big, fat-looking shoulders and tiny tits. And there is something about her skinny line of a belly button that grosses me out. I don't know why...and that hole she's got just above it makes it look like a lowercase "i" all the time.
I dunno, she's like a low-rent Angelina Jolie. And people can have negative opinions about how "hot" a girl is without being jealous, it's called "observation".
"um, yeah, that banner pic is of Angelina, not Megan Fox. Those lips are unmistakable."
um, yeah, you're talking about the background pic on the whole website, not the banner pic. the banner pic is the one on top of this post. nice work, smartass.
hahahaha i will never look at her belly button the same now. that being said...i thought she was gorgeous when she first came out...then she opened her mouth. she was prettier before she got her nose job and lips plumped thats for sure.
i used to think she was pretty damn flawless, but then a few days ago we got that pic of her getting out of a pool and it looked like her breasts were running away from each other. and now, in the top pic at least, that bra does nothing for her. it's hayden pantyhair style "cleavage." i'm hoping these are both wardrobe issues.
and i am proud to say i've never actually heard her speak. it's not like i wanna know what she has to say about the state of the economy, who cares what she sounds like or if she can act?
Who cares if she's dumb as a bag of hammers, can't act for shit, and has an annoying voice? She's fucking hot, and nobody here is gonna get farther with her than jacking off to her pictures.
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40 Comments:
Leave Your Commentif MFox got any hotter, she'd get uglier
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:00:22
Hmm, why do I want a Grolsch all of a sudden...
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:13:06
She's fuckin HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:19:41
She is the hottest girl on the planet, but she is such a horrible actress...and her voice makes me want to punch her out.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:24:11
I think she's terribly overrated. I'm a guy, but somehow he doesn't 'do' it for me...
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:41:04
^^^You do know you're gonna be labeled as "gay" and/or "big fat jealous woman" now, right?
By Niecy, on September 30, 2008 09:03:21
True, some of the hard-up nerds who make the "rules" in the comments on this site decided every person who doesn't agree with their taste in girls is morbidly obese, old, and jealous.
By obese over 20 old fat jealous girl *chomp chomp chomping* on mcdonalds and krispy kremes as i'm typing, on September 30, 2008 09:07:50
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I think she's terribly overrated. I'm a guy, but somehow he doesn't 'do' it for me...
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 08:41:04
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^^^You do know you're gonna be labeled as "gay" and/or "big fat jealous woman" now, right?
By Niecy, on September 30, 2008 09:03:21
Obviously since he wishes she were a "he."
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:10:43
bitch is ugly and got a hideous distorted body
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:17:45
Snoozles. If she kept her clothes on, she would be much more interesting, but probably less popular.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:28:18
There's no behind life those eyes. Her face has only 1 expression: just a permanent "duhhhh" look on it.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:32:18
That's a yummy-lookin' Grolsch. Who's the broad, again?
By Angry Bob, on September 30, 2008 09:42:50
I'm warming up to her. I'd let her warm up to me!
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:47:03
DAMNIT, I GOTTA STOP VISITING THIS SITE FROM WORK. NOW I HAS TO GO TO THE CAFETERIA WITH A HARDON. DAMN CAFETERIA LADY THINKS I WANT HER
DAMNIT DAMNIT
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:48:06
Don't worry sweetie, the cafeteria lady isn't interested in your vienna sausage...and neither is Megan Fox.
She is smoking though. And yes I'm a girl and no I'm not jealous. I just won't deny a hottie's existence when I see one.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:51:54
Sorry for the typo earlier. I mean that she doesn't 'do' it for me. Nope, I'm not gay. I'm just happily married.
Also attractiveness is a lot more than looks to me. She has some really cheap stripper/hooker tattoos (no, I have nothing against tattoos, my whole left arm, shoulder and neck is tattooed) and her single 'expression' present on all photos is a real turn off.
She comes over as cheap and stupid. Two 'qualities' I don't appreciate in a woman.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 10:02:59
What's Clay Aiken doing in that photo? He's lost weight since he had the baby.
By LMS, on September 30, 2008 10:17:42
"obese over 20 old fat jealous girl *chomp chomp chomping* on mcdonalds and krispy kremes as i'm typing"
Fuck, I am dying laughing right now LOLOL
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 11:01:31
bitch is ugly and got a hideous distorted body
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:17:45
You must fat and ugly.....lol
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 11:09:59
She's pretty and all but in the banner pic she looks like she has a gymnast's body: big, fat-looking shoulders and tiny tits. And there is something about her skinny line of a belly button that grosses me out. I don't know why...and that hole she's got just above it makes it look like a lowercase "i" all the time.
I dunno, she's like a low-rent Angelina Jolie. And people can have negative opinions about how "hot" a girl is without being jealous, it's called "observation".
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 11:49:12
How To Lose Friends and Alienate People
Hmmm, let's see, another flick about some brit turd-burglar's experiences living among the "stupid yanks"? No thanks.
By Fred, on September 30, 2008 11:54:11
um, yeah, that banner pic is of Angelina, not Megan Fox. Those lips are unmistakable.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 12:10:38
"um, yeah, that banner pic is of Angelina, not Megan Fox. Those lips are unmistakable."
um, yeah, you're talking about the background pic on the whole website, not the banner pic. the banner pic is the one on top of this post. nice work, smartass.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 12:18:46
Agreed about belly button. It is scaring the shit out of me. I can't look at anymore. Wierd.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 12:22:02
hahahaha i will never look at her belly button the same now. that being said...i thought she was gorgeous when she first came out...then she opened her mouth. she was prettier before she got her nose job and lips plumped thats for sure.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 12:53:28
i used to think she was pretty damn flawless, but then a few days ago we got that pic of her getting out of a pool and it looked like her breasts were running away from each other. and now, in the top pic at least, that bra does nothing for her. it's hayden pantyhair style "cleavage." i'm hoping these are both wardrobe issues.
and i am proud to say i've never actually heard her speak. it's not like i wanna know what she has to say about the state of the economy, who cares what she sounds like or if she can act?
By uhh, on September 30, 2008 13:14:23
She reminds me of Jennifer Connelly 15 years ago, minus the tits and acting ability, of course.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 13:14:47
I see some male commenters in the background of the banner pic.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 13:44:23
But Megan Fox is retarded though. She acts about as well as my grandma gives me an erection. You get the picture.
Call me old-fashioned but I like my women smart. Megan simply ain't all that.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 13:47:18
She's gorgeous, but she needs to tone up. She's starting to look a little skinny fat.
By Fat, old, ugly and jealous, on September 30, 2008 14:09:32
Who cares if she's dumb as a bag of hammers, can't act for shit, and has an annoying voice? She's fucking hot, and nobody here is gonna get farther with her than jacking off to her pictures.
By JAC, on September 30, 2008 14:21:42
her tits look like shit...
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 15:22:04
Todd you know you would shoot it off in the holster if you got within 20 feet of her.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 15:32:30
ohhh god, what a great torso. i'm so fucking jealous.
By fuzzy, on September 30, 2008 17:04:15
I'd tap that...
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 18:21:04
if i had a stomach like that, i would pretty much walk around naked all the time
or like, bounce quarters off it for fun
By aonony, on September 30, 2008 21:44:20
what's she got stuffed in her bra by her right arm pit - it looks like she's got a mobile phone hidden in there......
By chris from vancouverBC, on September 30, 2008 23:44:36
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By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 07:37:45
"She reminds me of Jennifer Connelly 15 years ago, minus the tits and acting ability, of course."
Truer words have never been typed on this website. Great stuff!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 08:03:29
never thought i'd say this but megan fox is hot, but jennifer connelly is hotter... more natural, more woman. and def better actress.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 15:28:44
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