41 Comments:

1. When asked for a comment, Devendra said "Birdie num num."

   By Fred, on September 25, 2008 12:48:24

2. She looks nice. I just wish she had boobs.

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:03:33

3. Miss Portman is a natural beauty. She looks fabulous, even with no makeup. Always youthful, and young....and best part: she is a classy, smart lady.

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:11:56

4. Is it really necessary that anyone ever wear that much denim? I half expected him to be wearing some sort of denim booties, too. :

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:15:44

5. He's better looking than she is. Bitch looks like Anne Frank.

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:16:18

6. Is that a pickle in your pocket or...

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:21:28

7. She has GREAT boobs.So what if they are small.They are NICE.Implants are abnormal and fake.Great rack.

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:21:56

8. I haven't seen a denim suit like that since Britney and Justin burned out my eyeballs.

   By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:23:50

9. Hey feller, how DARE you compare this denim-wearing butt-pirate to Our Lord & Savior, Jesus H. Christ. So, he plays the guitar and smokes a lot of reefer, and you godless commies want to worship him like Christ? Hm? Did you ever wonder why hurricanes only strike the East Coast and earthquakes only happen on the west? It's to punish you educated liberal elitists, voting for a Mulsim and worhpipping this hippie mulatto boy and his Zionist whore girlfriend.
   
   Y'ALL MAKE ME SICK!!!

   By Kleetus McRedstate, on September 25, 2008 13:29:19

10. Hey, Anne Frank was cute. She had a gas problem, though.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:31:35

11. HA! I loved that movie, Fred. I haven't seen it in years, I wonder if they ever put it on DVD?
    
    And thanks for making me laugh, 13:31. See you in Hell.
    
    Glad to hear she's rid of this tree hugger. He's a bit too...earthy...for my tastes.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on September 25, 2008 13:43:47

12. Nice ninja shoes Natalie...

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 13:49:16

13. I didn't realize that one human being could be so GROSS. What on Earth did she ever see in THAT? I'd say maybe he had one hell of a personality, but I guess that's not the case, since they've broken up.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 14:04:15

14. Wait, wait, wait, those aren't scenes of people in costume for a film set in the early 70s? Like that dude's really wearing that shit to just take a walk down the street? What a fucking douche-bag.

    By thebig28, on September 25, 2008 14:08:54

15. Natalie boning this mess was one of the worst parts of life. Now if only Obama wins the election, things might actually be looking up in the world.

    By Rican DONG, on September 25, 2008 14:15:16

16. That dude's outfit could be solely responsible for the indigo-coloured farmland in Mexico. lol

    By joejoe, on September 25, 2008 14:19:55

17. Dude is packing socks. Portman is overrated. She looks like she's still in grade school.

    By Nub, on September 25, 2008 14:31:55

18. Kleetus McRedstate, do you happen to be related to Blingy Washington?

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 14:43:45

19. Nice package on that DB. Wonder if he stuffs like David Lee Roth??
    
    Hmm. Guitar. Nice Package. Single. I'd roll him. Then' I'd piss on that denim suit before I left in the morning.
    
    In celebration, let's all download his music for free off some fruity-site. Ahem.
    
    

    By Sami, on September 25, 2008 14:59:10

20. Yeah, those shoes are weird-looking.
    
    Kleetus McRedstate makes me yearn for Blingy Washington's triumphant return.

    By Mugatu, on September 25, 2008 16:42:43

21. I personally don't like Natalie's body. Her face is beautiful though, but I wish she had some curves. I heard her described once as a "justerface" which is the opposite of a "butterface" and I think that moniker is fitting.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 16:50:03

22. Vigilante,
    
    http://www.amazon.ca/Party-Peter-Sellers/dp/B0002WYTVM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1222386605&sr=1-1
    
    You are most velcome.

    By Fred, on September 25, 2008 16:51:30

23. Oh yeah brother if she was 5 years younger she would totally be mine...brother

    By Hulk Hogan, on September 25, 2008 17:28:08

24. Natalie Portman is "smart" because everyone tells us so! She's very pretty, I'll give her that.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 18:24:50

25. hey mcredstate, nice racist speech while talking about our Lord and Savior.... bet He'd love that (wasn't he all for love to other people??? ahhh guess I was mistaken there).... ever wondered why all of our "muslim" problems start when republican ass-fucked morons like you get to presidency??? hmmmmmmmm??????????????
    
    REPUBLICAN FUCKERS MAKE ME SICK!!!!!
    
    as for the dude (???) in the pics, I don't know why all those girls from Hollywood only hang out with the weirdos (aka closet gays)... drew barrymore is another with this mania.... probably because those types are the only ones that think they're cool...

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 20:24:26

26. Why do these gorgeous women hook up with such homely, poorly-dressed douche bags?

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 21:12:37

27. to me, the guy in the photo looks like a bone fide homosexual.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 23:50:55

28. coccodè to anyone

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 03:49:36

29. i loved the snl short film she did, the hilatious rap..
    
    shes very pretty
    
    oh and todd? its the starwars galaxies guild im in, get it straight.

    By ladyguitarstar, on September 26, 2008 05:29:08

30. Never found her attractive. She is very average.

    By Butt, on September 26, 2008 06:40:50

31. Nice Canadian tuxedo there denim Dan. Is he the president and CEO of Levi Strauss?

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 07:22:17

32. DAMN, 07:22:17! I was going to use a Canadian tuxedo line, but you beat me to it! Kudos!
    I bet that Devendra smells like patchouli.

    By Santos, on September 26, 2008 08:17:34

33. By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 20:24:26
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    Ever heard of satire? At the very least, the name "Keetus McRedstate" should have tipped you off.

    By You need to get out more, on September 26, 2008 08:47:42

34. He looks like a latter-day Vincent Gallo. And that ain't good.

    By LMS, on September 26, 2008 09:03:27

35. Yecccch! I guess this proves that Natalie Prtman isn't superficial regarding looks!

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 10:59:29

36. Maybe 20:24:26 was being satirical too?
    
    ...
    
    Ok, maybe not.

    By Fred, on September 26, 2008 12:02:44

37. I think it's wonderful when men wear make up.All men should wear a little something.blush concealer lipgloss nail polish etc.I wish my husband would do a little something.He won't.He flat out refuses.It's ok as long as they tone it down.Not too much, not more than me.Men should look good too.

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 13:00:16

38. Fred,
    
    Ordered it. Thanks, babe!
    
    Ever see The Prisoner of Zenda? They never put that one on TV anymore. It had it's moments.
    
    You have inspired me, Fred. Think I might have a Pink weekend. Cheers, Dahling.

    By Vigilante, on September 26, 2008 13:15:19

39. @ anon 13:00:16: Heterosexual men don't wear makeup every day unless they're supposed to for work, and most of those "men" who do it for work are gay. You like gay guys and effeminate guys. That probably means you're a lesbian and a fag-hag, not that there's anything wrong with that, but stop trying to make real men pussies.

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 13:18:58

40. I am a woman married to a man.I like dicks. I just think everyone needs a little help.

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 13:39:41

41. He looks like he should be dating Mika.That would be some hot homo love.

    By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 14:20:25