That baby looks like a Madden. Nay, it *is* a Madden, and now Nicole will discover what every idiot who ever thoughtlessly got pregnant by whoever happened to be nearby at the time has experienced: Dads are forever.
Joel Madden is now a permanent boil on the ass that is Nicole Richie's life. She'll never escape him, she'll never move on, she'll never have a Joel Madden-free existence. Shoulda used a condom, stupid.
Sperm: the gift that keeps on giving. See you every other Saturday and at Thanksgiving, Harlow. Mischa says hi.
Oh, and nice "outfit" at Fashion Week. Who knew you could make aerobics gear from Christmas tree garland? And wrestling trunks made of leather are downright inspired. Leather "breathes", so sweating like a hog will be a thing of the past now that leather wrestling trunks have been invented. We can only hope Fight Club 2: Leather and Laces is in the works.
Star Magazine is full 'o horseshit. Wasn't their cover last week a picture of Jen Maniston with the caption "My Dinner With Brad"?
Not that I care either way what happens to Nicole Richie. It's just that as far as sources go I'd be more likely to believe Jenny's Peking Duck than Star Magazine.
(PS: You're right, LMS. The outfit is frickin' hideous. And she wore it out during Fashion Week? What the fuck?)
Because if you're talking to me, then...like...ZOMFG. You totally outed me. I care. I care so much I just went out and had new sexy bikini pics taken to celebrate.
I'm gonna dash right out to the post office and send them to Ican'tbebotheredtorememberwhich Madden RIGHT NOW.
Ah Nicole and her garbage bag skirt and fugly sandal heels. Obviously she's so upset at Madden she can't even dress well for something this important. It's friggin' Fashion Week! It was only a matter of time before these douches realized that it's not going to work because their douchiness cancels each other out in the relationship. Then all they have is sad clown baby (who is more story worthy then either of these asshats!)...
I think Nicole COULD be cute if she had any fashion sense or style, but she doesn't. That poor kid looks just like her dad, minus the tatoos. She will most likely grow up to be one fugly woman.
Boy, isn't THAT a big surprise. These self absorbed, attention whores in Hollywood can never take the focus off of themselves long enough to enjoy a functional relationship with another person.
Nicole didn't get a boob job, her boobies just swelled up through her pregnancy. And GOD DAMN I want to rip that spangly thing off her head! It SERVES NO PURPOSE to the hair and is only cutting off precious oxygen to these hipsters' already suffering brains.
"So let me get this straight -- they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama."
Don't believe anything STAR magazine prints. They are full of shit. I think Joel and Nicole are a cute couple and their baby is adorable. Joel Madden is absolutely gorgeous and Nicole is lucky to have him in her life. Look how much better things are for her now. All you haters can kiss my ass. Paris, on the other hand, needs to leave poor Benji Madden alone. He is way to good for her.
Someday, in my heart, I sense that Nicole Ritchie will one day realize that wearing sunglasses that are 2X the size of her head doesn't quite say, "I'm a douche-bag shit-for-brains," emphatically enough. But maybe that's just me.
Oddly enough, assuming this story is true, People Magazine reports that Mischarrhea Barton is now designing a line of headbands. Nicole Richie would appear to be her first--I suspect only--customer. I wonder if Nicole Richie knows what "irony" is. ("Irony? Sweetheart, I'm rich; I don't do laundry. We have some lady who handles all the irony around here.")
Her baby's eyes are too close together. He's probably mentally challenged. Nicole has a history of drug and alcohol abuse, so they should have their baby examined by a specialist doctor.
44 Comments:
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By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 08:38:01
This girl is so ugly. I hate looking at her.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 08:39:51
Holy shit that chick is ugly, why is she news again?
By Kevin, on September 17, 2008 08:41:16
I don't hate looking at her per se. I just hate her period. And Paris, too.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 08:46:42
That baby looks like a Madden. Nay, it *is* a Madden, and now Nicole will discover what every idiot who ever thoughtlessly got pregnant by whoever happened to be nearby at the time has experienced: Dads are forever.
Joel Madden is now a permanent boil on the ass that is Nicole Richie's life. She'll never escape him, she'll never move on, she'll never have a Joel Madden-free existence. Shoulda used a condom, stupid.
Sperm: the gift that keeps on giving. See you every other Saturday and at Thanksgiving, Harlow. Mischa says hi.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 17, 2008 09:54:49
She didn't move out liars
By Paul, on September 17, 2008 09:58:39
Oh, and nice "outfit" at Fashion Week. Who knew you could make aerobics gear from Christmas tree garland? And wrestling trunks made of leather are downright inspired. Leather "breathes", so sweating like a hog will be a thing of the past now that leather wrestling trunks have been invented. We can only hope Fight Club 2: Leather and Laces is in the works.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 17, 2008 10:03:19
Star Magazine is full 'o horseshit. Wasn't their cover last week a picture of Jen Maniston with the caption "My Dinner With Brad"?
Not that I care either way what happens to Nicole Richie. It's just that as far as sources go I'd be more likely to believe Jenny's Peking Duck than Star Magazine.
(PS: You're right, LMS. The outfit is frickin' hideous. And she wore it out during Fashion Week? What the fuck?)
By Vigilante, on September 17, 2008 10:24:38
Oh don't pretend you don't care about this.
If you didn't care, you wouldn't have posted it.
By Ron FromSeattle, on September 17, 2008 11:00:40
that kid was screwed look-wise form the beginning.
By emily, on September 17, 2008 11:12:51
While she may have a lot of bones to pick, I think she'll find a way to stick around.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 11:19:52
I would rather stick my penis in a deep fryer than have it within 100 miles of Nicole Richie.
By TAP, on September 17, 2008 11:24:37
That talentless whore looks like she got hit in the face with a sack of balls. And yes, I mean *those* kind of balls.
By Harris Pilton, on September 17, 2008 11:24:50
Ron, who are you talking to? Me or the Toodster?
Because if you're talking to me, then...like...ZOMFG. You totally outed me. I care. I care so much I just went out and had new sexy bikini pics taken to celebrate.
I'm gonna dash right out to the post office and send them to Ican'tbebotheredtorememberwhich Madden RIGHT NOW.
Soon...soon he'll be mine.
BWA HA HA.
By Vigilante, on September 17, 2008 11:31:10
When did she get a boob job? is this old news?
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 11:53:07
Ah Nicole and her garbage bag skirt and fugly sandal heels. Obviously she's so upset at Madden she can't even dress well for something this important. It's friggin' Fashion Week! It was only a matter of time before these douches realized that it's not going to work because their douchiness cancels each other out in the relationship. Then all they have is sad clown baby (who is more story worthy then either of these asshats!)...
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 11:58:14
I think Nicole COULD be cute if she had any fashion sense or style, but she doesn't. That poor kid looks just like her dad, minus the tatoos. She will most likely grow up to be one fugly woman.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 12:20:56
He went from Nicole to Mischa? That's like going from syphllis to gonnarhea.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 12:27:33
Vig:
You liar!!!!
That "sexy bikini pic" of you doesn't look anything like Veronica Varlow!!!!!!!
The hair's all wrong, god bang it!!!!
By gregarb, on September 17, 2008 12:33:21
Wow. That's for posting that picture Vigilante, you've managed to make Nicole Richie seem attractive and I will forever hate you for it.
By thebig28, on September 17, 2008 12:40:25
god she's fucking ugly, another waste of carbon that I'll never understand why media is so hard up about her.
By zedsdead, on September 17, 2008 13:15:59
Why is she famous and who gives a shit???`Fuck paris too!!!Damn hoe!!!!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 14:12:18
What the Hell you talkin' 'bout, Gregarb? I do too look like Veronica Varlow! I just hadn't had my hair done yet.
Ain't I purdee?
And pshaw, '28. The guy at the post office told me I made a dump truck look attractive. Nicole Richie? That little wisp 'o nothin'?
Snap her ass like a rubber band.
By Vigilante, on September 17, 2008 14:17:31
Boy, isn't THAT a big surprise. These self absorbed, attention whores in Hollywood can never take the focus off of themselves long enough to enjoy a functional relationship with another person.
God, who gives a f*ck anyhoo.
By MikeG, on September 17, 2008 14:27:56
Nicole didn't get a boob job, her boobies just swelled up through her pregnancy. And GOD DAMN I want to rip that spangly thing off her head! It SERVES NO PURPOSE to the hair and is only cutting off precious oxygen to these hipsters' already suffering brains.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 15:51:52
so this means paris has to break up with benji.
that means she has to get preggers and have a baby first and then leave benji.
god shell never catch up.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 16:15:48
She's so skank. And now her hole is busted out. Fucking her would be like fucking your fat uncle's extra large sock.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 16:17:10
"So let me get this straight -- they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama."
By olem, on September 17, 2008 16:27:24
The source is Star Magazine. Hard to believe that anyone takes this story seriously!!!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 18:08:24
Don't believe anything STAR magazine prints. They are full of shit. I think Joel and Nicole are a cute couple and their baby is adorable. Joel Madden is absolutely gorgeous and Nicole is lucky to have him in her life. Look how much better things are for her now. All you haters can kiss my ass. Paris, on the other hand, needs to leave poor Benji Madden alone. He is way to good for her.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 19:03:38
"Snap her ass like a rubber band."
I bet you would, too! I'd love to see that!!
By gregarb, on September 17, 2008 19:31:33
I think that Nicole Richie is cute.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 19:50:04
That baby is fug.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 20:29:52
Someday, in my heart, I sense that Nicole Ritchie will one day realize that wearing sunglasses that are 2X the size of her head doesn't quite say, "I'm a douche-bag shit-for-brains," emphatically enough. But maybe that's just me.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 17, 2008 21:24:35
nay?
What are we, in Britain in the middle ages?
dude,
speak AMERICAN!
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 21:49:49
Hoping this is just another celebrity vomit and all is well with Nichole and her beau..
By amyinbc@gmail.com, on September 17, 2008 22:35:08
I can't believe Nicole Richie has fans. She doesn't do anything! What the fuck is the matter with you idiots??
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 08:07:14
she looks like a mosquito that is slowly decomposing
By JR, on September 18, 2008 08:17:47
Oddly enough, assuming this story is true, People Magazine reports that Mischarrhea Barton is now designing a line of headbands. Nicole Richie would appear to be her first--I suspect only--customer. I wonder if Nicole Richie knows what "irony" is. ("Irony? Sweetheart, I'm rich; I don't do laundry. We have some lady who handles all the irony around here.")
By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 18, 2008 09:07:06
It's a shame they can't work it out for their baby's sake.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 09:17:25
Her baby's eyes are too close together. He's probably mentally challenged. Nicole has a history of drug and alcohol abuse, so they should have their baby examined by a specialist doctor.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 12:04:43
newsflash to anon@ 12:04:43
Harlow is a girl.
and her eyes are so close together because her parents are fugly.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 12:57:58
That baby is seriously fug.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 13:09:11
Is she starving the baby, too, like she starves herself?
Oh, wait. That was Anna Nicole who starved the baby before she ODd.
By anonymous, on September 18, 2008 16:17:55
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