We cannot be held responsible for what happens if you insult that duck. I suggest you consider him a newsworthy item. He's crazy and I lied about killing him.
I've got a great recipe for Duck a L'Orange. Except this guy looks like he might suit Peking Duck better.
Get it? Stalker? Peking Duck?
(You know what's even funnier? As soon as I finished that joke I suddenly heard crickets chirping. For reals. Looks like I got stalker crickets. Where's my Raid?)
If that duck's as psychotic and single-minded as she says, you should probably make Steamed Duck or Duck Caccia-jenny.
I'll bring the whine. It's a 2008 classic: Oh, I cut my toe on the table and there's, "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene." It's a bit heavy with a ruddy appearance, and not very well balanced. The bouquet indicates a slight yeast contamination and suffers from oxidation. It's palate is musky with a leathery texture and a hint of cat pee(guava) and indiscriminate freshly-mown grass. The structure is unwieldy. The finish is disappointing: rather tart with an overwhelming concentration of raw nuts. Overall, I'd say let's go for sterno instead.
Hey, I may have just unwittingly written a review of her Dancing With The Stars appearance!!
I just looked at the photos of David Beckham driving his ROLLS ROYCE with 22" GHETTO RIMS. Un-be-liev-able! That's like buying a $10 million mansion and installing a Slip-And-Slide on the front lawn. You know, to show the world that Leytonstone, England produces REAL white trash, not this piker U.S. shit like Britney.
I can't believe you guys are so brazen as to talk about this duck in these ways. I've learned my lesson. I hope you don't have any waterways near you because it appears as though he has Internet access and fast legs. I advise you not to fuck with this duck.
Vig.......uh...uh......uh..Jenny...was...right. Uh...uh..that damn duck...uh,uh,uh...is more vicious than the bunny from....uh...Monty Python and the Holy Grail....huh...huh...the little bastard pecked...open my..uh...femoral artery...I hope you have a Holy Hand Grenade from Antioch in your...uh...kitchen...good...........duck....I mean....luc..........
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By Afflack!!!!, on September 17, 2008 01:12:32
We cannot be held responsible for what happens if you insult that duck. I suggest you consider him a newsworthy item. He's crazy and I lied about killing him.
By Jenny, on September 17, 2008 01:25:58
Oh. I was just about to ask if you made paté out of his liver and ate it with a light Chianti.
By Fred, on September 17, 2008 01:45:11
Duck obviously means business. Look what he did to that rock. Hannibal Lecter has nothing on him.
By Jenny, on September 17, 2008 01:55:45
Britney spears and Lindsey Lohan boyfriend sent that duck to rape you for all those nasty things you said about them
By steeboo, on September 17, 2008 02:07:36
hahahaha
i don't like people playin' on my phone!
i keeps it real!
By stef, on September 17, 2008 05:33:50
you's so crazy...i wanna have yo baby...
By martinnnnn, on September 17, 2008 07:02:06
I made the duck blue, because I have always wanted to see a blue duck.
By TAP, on September 17, 2008 07:22:46
Facking hilarious! Read you everyday man, you rule!
By lurv2skydive, on September 17, 2008 08:08:43
08:08:43: then maybe you should know it isn't just a guy running the site?
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 08:16:15
Aw... he's so cute.
By quoipourquoi, on September 17, 2008 08:29:30
I've got a great recipe for Duck a L'Orange. Except this guy looks like he might suit Peking Duck better.
Get it? Stalker? Peking Duck?
(You know what's even funnier? As soon as I finished that joke I suddenly heard crickets chirping. For reals. Looks like I got stalker crickets. Where's my Raid?)
By Vigilante, on September 17, 2008 10:04:12
THiS JUST MADe MY DAY.... HeHeHe
TOO FUNNY.....
By mEmEmE, on September 17, 2008 11:25:23
Vig:
If that duck's as psychotic and single-minded as she says, you should probably make Steamed Duck or Duck Caccia-jenny.
I'll bring the whine. It's a 2008 classic: Oh, I cut my toe on the table and there's, "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene." It's a bit heavy with a ruddy appearance, and not very well balanced. The bouquet indicates a slight yeast contamination and suffers from oxidation. It's palate is musky with a leathery texture and a hint of cat pee(guava) and indiscriminate freshly-mown grass. The structure is unwieldy. The finish is disappointing: rather tart with an overwhelming concentration of raw nuts. Overall, I'd say let's go for sterno instead.
Hey, I may have just unwittingly written a review of her Dancing With The Stars appearance!!
By gregarb, on September 17, 2008 12:15:22
Shoulda had roast duck.
By anonymous, on September 17, 2008 17:04:21
I just looked at the photos of David Beckham driving his ROLLS ROYCE with 22" GHETTO RIMS. Un-be-liev-able! That's like buying a $10 million mansion and installing a Slip-And-Slide on the front lawn. You know, to show the world that Leytonstone, England produces REAL white trash, not this piker U.S. shit like Britney.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on September 17, 2008 21:19:25
Gregarb, honey...
If I can catch the duck you're welcome for dinner. But let me make the wine selection m'kay?
Cat pee? Freshly mown grass?
Holy Hell.
By Vigilante, on September 18, 2008 10:23:49
I can't believe you guys are so brazen as to talk about this duck in these ways. I've learned my lesson. I hope you don't have any waterways near you because it appears as though he has Internet access and fast legs. I advise you not to fuck with this duck.
By Jenny, on September 18, 2008 11:37:37
Here ducky, ducky, ducky....
Heeeeere ducky...
I got some nice fresh bread crusts here in my oven...come and get 'em!
By Vigilante, on September 18, 2008 14:25:08
Vig.......uh...uh......uh..Jenny...was...right. Uh...uh..that damn duck...uh,uh,uh...is more vicious than the bunny from....uh...Monty Python and the Holy Grail....huh...huh...the little bastard pecked...open my..uh...femoral artery...I hope you have a Holy Hand Grenade from Antioch in your...uh...kitchen...good...........duck....I mean....luc..........
By gregarb...Nie!, on September 19, 2008 11:34:48
Don't give a shit if it's a peen or a vag who writes the shit.....why do I care? It's fucking hilarious even if it's a girl.
By lurv2skydive, on September 19, 2008 12:35:59
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