I'm glad she waited until she was a ripe, old 23 years old to tie the knot. If she'd been younger I'm sure the strain of a Hollywood marriage where the couple is kept apart by busy schedules would be difficult. This coupling is sure to outlast all of the Hollywood longevity records! Newman & Woodward . . . Russell & Hawn . . . Bacon & Sedgwick . . . Reynolds & Johansson!
Congratulations! I wish them a long and happy marriage.
However, what they are going to get is 8 months of strained and awkward attempts at playing house before divorcing and noting to the press that they are still "good friends" who "respect each other."
I give them 6 months. Here's how it will go down. Scarlett will get a role with some hot Hollywood hunk that requires passionate kissing and love scenes. She's spark for him and forget about the new husband at home. When real life kicks in, coordinating schedules, etc. the hubby at home will seem like a bore and the hot star will seem like the new best thing. It's the never ending cycle of Hollywood marriages, divorce and infidelity.
Oh, and if she needs a pool boy to bang her, I'd gladly quit my job in the financial sector to service her between cleanings.
Ryan Reynolds makes "smacks of desperation" look good. He is hot, but seems so . . . needy. I give it one year before she's ready to stab him with a fork for littering their bed with rose petals AGAIN.
This time next month this website will be reporting that the skanky scarlett got a divorce from who ever that guy is , he must be stupid because he wasted alot of money in that ring she does not deserve a 3 carats ring not even one carat just give her a glass ring or that CUBIC ZIRCONIAN
Less than 18 months. The real question is does he knock her up before then?
By thebig28, on September 29, 2008 09:17:08 ^I'm sure a vasectomy was part of the pre-nup (*snort*). She does not look like the type to be in any kind of rush to have a baby. She knows she can afford in vitro when she's 38.
Notice how the two celebrities traveling "incognito" are the ONLY PEOPLE wearing stupid hats and sunglasses? "Gee, I wonder if there are any famous people on this flight? Nah. Just two assholes in stupid hats and sunglasses. Oh, well."
hey SHE'S the lucky one, not him.. ryan is hot as hell and scarlet johansen looks like a rat and cant act for shit.. she's got a hot body but thats it.. alanis shoulda been blowin this dude every day to keep his ass at home. and this marriage wont last a year... she wont stay faithful.
It's meeting the man of my dreams, and them meeting his beautiful wife.
Poor Alanis. I'm not a Scarlett fan, but even Alanis's mom is going to be patting her on the arm and saying that no-one can blame him for that HUGE step up.
Don't forget the ugly dirtbag hobo clothes they paid thousands of dollars for so they could "blend in" with us normal people, and end up not blending in at all.
@Barker, on September 29, 2008 06:14:48 Just so's ya know, Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn never got married. They've just been shacking up for like 65 years or whatever. But yeah, longevity and stuff.
By We don't need no piece of paper to tell us we're married (except, you do), on September 29, 2008 15:13:41
I mean really, when will these people learn? Don't get married at 23 when you've been engaged for only 6 months...
And when did a woman's self esteem and worth get caught up in the size stone she wears anyway. Grow up already! If she wanted a ginormous tacky ring I am sure she could have sprung for it herself...
"And when did a woman's self esteem and worth get caught up in the size stone she wears anyway."
Oh yeah, this is a totally new development. Bitches been defining themselves by diamond size since the 1940's, since the DeBeers cartel successfully brainwashed every single female in America. Zombies with tits, they are.
@We don't need no piece of paper to tell us we're married (except, you do), on September 29, 2008 15:13:41 Hence the phrase, "This COUPLING is sure to outlast all of the Hollywood longevity records!" Got to love people who attempt to critique comments or whatever. But yeah, just so's ya know and junk.
And when did a woman's self esteem and worth get caught up in the size stone she wears anyway. Grow up already! If she wanted a ginormous tacky ring I am sure she could have sprung for it herself...
Blood diamonds are so tacky.
By janey, on September 29, 2008 22:39:04
Agreed.
They're both vapid, can't act and have great bodies. Match made in Hollywood heaven.
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By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 04:27:45
I give it 12 months. She likes dick too much to stay with just one person.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 05:03:25
You turned down a role in my movie for HIM!
Was it because the movie role was a non-speaking part and it heavily(exclusively) featured your breasts?
By jtg, on September 29, 2008 05:08:54
isn't it ironic...don't cha think
By allanis, on September 29, 2008 05:36:11
Married in Canada?? Because there gay??
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 05:41:51
10 months.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 06:10:23
I give it two years, tops.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 06:12:24
I'm glad she waited until she was a ripe, old 23 years old to tie the knot. If she'd been younger I'm sure the strain of a Hollywood marriage where the couple is kept apart by busy schedules would be difficult. This coupling is sure to outlast all of the Hollywood longevity records! Newman & Woodward . . . Russell & Hawn . . . Bacon & Sedgwick . . . Reynolds & Johansson!
By Barker, on September 29, 2008 06:14:48
Where's Waldo!
By HissweaterlookslikeWaldo'sfrom"where'sWaldo", on September 29, 2008 06:45:23
Today's marriage that won't last is brought you by the letters F and U.
Seriously, why do celebrities bother getting married? None of these marriages ever last!!
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 06:49:28
Congratulations! I wish them a long and happy marriage.
However, what they are going to get is 8 months of strained and awkward attempts at playing house before divorcing and noting to the press that they are still "good friends" who "respect each other."
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:09:07
I give them 6 months. Here's how it will go down. Scarlett will get a role with some hot Hollywood hunk that requires passionate kissing and love scenes. She's spark for him and forget about the new husband at home. When real life kicks in, coordinating schedules, etc. the hubby at home will seem like a bore and the hot star will seem like the new best thing. It's the never ending cycle of Hollywood marriages, divorce and infidelity.
Oh, and if she needs a pool boy to bang her, I'd gladly quit my job in the financial sector to service her between cleanings.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:20:22
How did he swing this?...hmmm..he must've told her she has the loveliest singing voice.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:42:52
Ryan Reynolds makes "smacks of desperation" look good. He is hot, but seems so . . . needy. I give it one year before she's ready to stab him with a fork for littering their bed with rose petals AGAIN.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:43:21
Oh, and if she needs a pool boy to bang her, I'd gladly quit my job in the financial sector to service her between cleanings.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:20:22
Considering the current state of the economy and "financial sector," you may want to start applying for the pool job now.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 07:47:02
Poor Alanis, man. The "Underneath" video is clearly reaching out to him.
I love Scarlett and she's hot as fuck, but he gave up something better suited to him in both age and looks and he's going to lose Scarlett anyway.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 08:31:09
Are there any nekkid photo of her?
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 08:32:02
This time next month this website will be reporting that the skanky scarlett got a divorce from who ever that guy is , he must be stupid because he wasted alot of money in that ring she does not deserve a 3 carats ring not even one carat just give her a glass ring or that CUBIC ZIRCONIAN
By The divorce papers are ready, on September 29, 2008 08:51:17
Scarlett is too in love with herself to give herself to one man. I call 3 months.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 08:52:27
Less than 18 months. The real question is does he knock her up before then?
By thebig28, on September 29, 2008 09:17:08
I've seen this ring is person. The fucker is huge.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 09:21:32
Less than 18 months. The real question is does he knock her up before then?
By thebig28, on September 29, 2008 09:17:08
^I'm sure a vasectomy was part of the pre-nup (*snort*). She does not look like the type to be in any kind of rush to have a baby. She knows she can afford in vitro when she's 38.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 09:24:31
Notice how the two celebrities traveling "incognito" are the ONLY PEOPLE wearing stupid hats and sunglasses? "Gee, I wonder if there are any famous people on this flight? Nah. Just two assholes in stupid hats and sunglasses. Oh, well."
By LMS, on September 29, 2008 10:13:21
If there's any good to come out of this I hope it's a ScarJo sex tape.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:17:56
Exactly, LMS. The hats and huge sunglasses don't make them stand out at all. Nope. Not at all....
By H$T, on September 29, 2008 10:40:08
hey SHE'S the lucky one, not him.. ryan is hot as hell and scarlet johansen looks like a rat and cant act for shit.. she's got a hot body but thats it.. alanis shoulda been blowin this dude every day to keep his ass at home. and this marriage wont last a year... she wont stay faithful.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:41:06
It's meeting the man of my dreams,
and them meeting his beautiful wife.
Poor Alanis. I'm not a Scarlett fan, but even Alanis's mom is going to be patting her on the arm and saying that no-one can blame him for that HUGE step up.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:41:13
Don't forget the ugly dirtbag hobo clothes they paid thousands of dollars for so they could "blend in" with us normal people, and end up not blending in at all.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 10:43:06
4 to 6 years, tops. Throw a kid in there, or two, as well.
By Fred, on September 29, 2008 12:38:38
I wish the happy couple all the luck.
By NubianGoddez, on September 29, 2008 12:47:28
Does she go down on him in the theater.
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 14:00:46
@Barker, on September 29, 2008 06:14:48
Just so's ya know, Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn never got married. They've just been shacking up for like 65 years or whatever. But yeah, longevity and stuff.
By We don't need no piece of paper to tell us we're married (except, you do), on September 29, 2008 15:13:41
I mean really, when will these people learn? Don't get married at 23 when you've been engaged for only 6 months...
By anonymous, on September 29, 2008 18:59:55
And when did a woman's self esteem and worth get caught up in the size stone she wears anyway. Grow up already! If she wanted a ginormous tacky ring I am sure she could have sprung for it herself...
Blood diamonds are so tacky.
By janey, on September 29, 2008 22:39:04
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not Ryan! He shoulda been mine..... :o(
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 09:35:37
"And when did a woman's self esteem and worth get caught up in the size stone she wears anyway."
Oh yeah, this is a totally new development. Bitches been defining themselves by diamond size since the 1940's, since the DeBeers cartel successfully brainwashed every single female in America. Zombies with tits, they are.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 10:21:43
^Thanks for sharing, Yoda.
By anonymous, on September 30, 2008 13:07:28
@We don't need no piece of paper to tell us we're married (except, you do), on September 29, 2008 15:13:41
Hence the phrase, "This COUPLING is sure to outlast all of the Hollywood longevity records!" Got to love people who attempt to critique comments or whatever. But yeah, just so's ya know and junk.
By Barker, on September 30, 2008 20:19:53
And when did a woman's self esteem and worth get caught up in the size stone she wears anyway. Grow up already! If she wanted a ginormous tacky ring I am sure she could have sprung for it herself...
Blood diamonds are so tacky.
By janey, on September 29, 2008 22:39:04
Agreed.
They're both vapid, can't act and have great bodies. Match made in Hollywood heaven.
By Hyperbole, on September 30, 2008 21:28:42
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