Anywars, this bitch has always (and I mean ALWAYS) reminded me of the mom of your friend, whose house you would go over when you were like 13, after soccer practice, and she would always be in a stained satin robe, spilling martini all over while trying to serve some stale old cookies, and also hugging you for too long and looking at you with bedroom eyes while whispering, "Gee, Johnny, you sure are growing up fast..." and instead of being hot you would feel disgusting because she was creepy and gross and freaked you out.
789--Well, sort of. I had a guy friend who, at age 18, had his ass grabbed by his mom's best friend. He was thoroughly disgusted and complained bitterly that his mom's stringy, tanning-bed rotisserie'd, overly-toned, bitter "feminist" (his description) friend had assumed she could get a piece of him. But I guarantee if she had looked like Sharon Stone 10 years ago, he'd have been all over that.
Has to be pretty bad for a high profile, rich, well-lawyered "actress" to lose custody permanently, try to get it back, and have the court uphold the first order.
At quick glance of the "mini" order, looks like judge appointed child a legal guardian/referee, and if you read between the lines also looks like Stone was taking the kid out of school without permission of Dad and in violation of a court order. Too bad she's not in jail.
Good. Finally, someone in Hollyweird is NOT above the law. Let's hope that little boy gets the stable, loving upbringing he deserves.
From a legal standpoint, there's no surprise or craziness here. Sounds like the instability they are referring to is Stone's career. She tried to modify custody and they said no, and they won't reconsider unless she moves to SF county or if Bronstein moves out of SF or Marin counties.
But...but, Fred! She's a genius! A member of Mensa! All geniuses are nutty, aren't they?
(Yeah, you're right. She's totally talking to dead air)
11:54 already pinned it. Nothing unusual 'bout it. Shit like this happens all the time, just not as often to crazy celebrity cougars as the rest of us.
The court stipulates that the 8-year old boy has to keep Sharon Stone's phone number on his cell phone. WTF?!? Why should a 8-year have a cell phone to begin with?!? What's this world coming to? An adult should have a cell phone and an adult should be watching over their 8-year old. Enough said.
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Leave Your CommentI don't care how crazy she is or how fake her tits are, those nipples are second to none. They look like little baby thumbs.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 00:16:09
^^^Baby thumbs? Ew. I just vomited.
Anywars, this bitch has always (and I mean ALWAYS) reminded me of the mom of your friend, whose house you would go over when you were like 13, after soccer practice, and she would always be in a stained satin robe, spilling martini all over while trying to serve some stale old cookies, and also hugging you for too long and looking at you with bedroom eyes while whispering, "Gee, Johnny, you sure are growing up fast..." and instead of being hot you would feel disgusting because she was creepy and gross and freaked you out.
No? No one else. Sigh.
By 789, on September 25, 2008 06:39:38
WITCH
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 06:54:51
Yeah, um 789, I loved those Moms. Pretty much got me through puberty.
Ah... Mrs. Fitzsimmons.
By TAP, on September 25, 2008 06:57:57
789--Well, sort of. I had a guy friend who, at age 18, had his ass grabbed by his mom's best friend. He was thoroughly disgusted and complained bitterly that his mom's stringy, tanning-bed rotisserie'd, overly-toned, bitter "feminist" (his description) friend had assumed she could get a piece of him. But I guarantee if she had looked like Sharon Stone 10 years ago, he'd have been all over that.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 07:03:58
She should have flashed her crotch.
It worked in the movies.
By Jon, on September 25, 2008 07:12:30
keep talking 789...
*fap fap fap*
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 08:05:04
Has to be pretty bad for a high profile, rich, well-lawyered "actress" to lose custody permanently, try to get it back, and have the court uphold the first order.
At quick glance of the "mini" order, looks like judge appointed child a legal guardian/referee, and if you read between the lines also looks like Stone was taking the kid out of school without permission of Dad and in violation of a court order. Too bad she's not in jail.
Good. Finally, someone in Hollyweird is NOT above the law. Let's hope that little boy gets the stable, loving upbringing he deserves.
By Sami, on September 25, 2008 10:17:45
From a legal standpoint, there's no surprise or craziness here. Sounds like the instability they are referring to is Stone's career. She tried to modify custody and they said no, and they won't reconsider unless she moves to SF county or if Bronstein moves out of SF or Marin counties.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 11:54:02
10 to 1 she's faking the phone conversation in the pics. Would be in keeping with her general nuttiness.
By Fred, on September 25, 2008 13:12:50
But...but, Fred! She's a genius! A member of Mensa! All geniuses are nutty, aren't they?
(Yeah, you're right. She's totally talking to dead air)
11:54 already pinned it. Nothing unusual 'bout it. Shit like this happens all the time, just not as often to crazy celebrity cougars as the rest of us.
By Vigilante, on September 25, 2008 13:54:01
for 20 minutes she can be my mommy....ok ok ten minutes....
By markeeoo, on September 25, 2008 16:01:03
Vigilante,
There's charmingly eccentric, unkempt-hair nutty and then there's squirrel-shit nutty. Sharon is the latter.
By Fred, on September 25, 2008 16:48:08
I'd love to hump that grey kitty.
By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 19:09:35
That conversation does look totally fake, seeing as how she's not saying anything. Sharon Stone doesn't strike me as the "good listener" type.
Nice skirt. Big sale at the David Letterman 1980s Pants Skirt Warehouse, I guess. Too bad nobody dropped her from a 5-story building.
By LMS, on September 26, 2008 09:12:37
This confirms warnings that talking on a cell phone could cause your nipples to stick out.
By Nathan , on September 28, 2008 21:04:50
The court stipulates that the 8-year old boy has to keep Sharon Stone's phone number on his cell phone. WTF?!? Why should a 8-year have a cell phone to begin with?!? What's this world coming to? An adult should have a cell phone and an adult should be watching over their 8-year old. Enough said.
By David, on September 30, 2008 02:52:34
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