Damn. I have GOT to move to Hollywood so I can drink and drive without the pigs getting all up in my shit. This "being arrested" thing is so old. I wonder when my tray of gruel will be arriving. Hey! You! Make with the gruel! Lousy screws... Where did I leave my ball point pen that I am slowly making into a weapon?...
And then celebs complain that there are websites lick this! Celebs get away with everything! If it was any of us, we'd end up with a nightly date with a giant man named Bonehead in a small cell.
That's a good advertisement for Ford trucks. Shia crashed and rolled that truck at a high speed. The truck doesn't look bad and all Shia did was hurt a couple of fingers. If he was driving a faggy little Prius he'd probably be dead.
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By norm, on September 26, 2008 09:14:26
Damn. I have GOT to move to Hollywood so I can drink and drive without the pigs getting all up in my shit. This "being arrested" thing is so old. I wonder when my tray of gruel will be arriving. Hey! You! Make with the gruel! Lousy screws... Where did I leave my ball point pen that I am slowly making into a weapon?...
By LMS #2767473821, on September 26, 2008 09:28:56
wait a sec... i guess he's not that well paid for driving a Ford
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 09:29:47
"insufficient evidence"? Was Dave Chappelle part of the jury?
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 10:11:38
And then celebs complain that there are websites lick this! Celebs get away with everything! If it was any of us, we'd end up with a nightly date with a giant man named Bonehead in a small cell.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 10:24:20
he is some kind of ugly
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 10:47:27
Jesus Christ, she's beautiful.
Oh yeah yeah, shia alboeuf, blah blah blazzzz....
By Fred, on September 26, 2008 11:51:19
LMS #2767473821
hahahahaha
Can I start writing you letters like a crazed criminal stalker? Like those women who marry dudes that are on death row?
By Lonely in PA, on September 26, 2008 12:08:12
That's a good advertisement for Ford trucks. Shia crashed and rolled that truck at a high speed. The truck doesn't look bad and all Shia did was hurt a couple of fingers. If he was driving a faggy little Prius he'd probably be dead.
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 12:32:53
I'm so jealous. Dammit, are they sleeping together? They got the googly eyes and what's up with all the hugging? Noooooo, Shiaaaaa!!!!!
By anonymous, on September 26, 2008 17:47:09
This guy really comes across as a real douche bag.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 05:19:48
You are thin ice, Todd
By Talking to my divorce lawyer, on September 27, 2008 10:55:04
Why is he an actor?Certainly there are better actors available.Why does hollywood select all the losers?Sad.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 15:59:28
Oh,and such a stupid name.It sounds gay.Didn't Steven Spielberg pick him.S.S. has bad taste in actors.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 16:01:25
Hey that's Megan Fox!She has never looked this good.
By anonymous, on September 27, 2008 16:03:22
lol... they do have the googly eyes don't they. in a better world, megan fox and shia labeouf would be a couple. they are just too CUTE!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 15:33:32
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