Why would you wish such a cruel joke on humanity, between their combined std's, lack of talent, extreme ugliness and all around uncouth behaviors why would you wish replication of a gremlin (spike) and this hag, damn too late he already spawned good thing the kid looks like the mother else the brown paper bag stock would go sky high.
Lil Wayne looks like he got raped by a drunk tattoo gun, and I'm pretty certain Paris Hilton's rampant STDs would devour his little swimmers on contact. Nom nom nom!
The unnatural spawn of these ugly bastitches, would have no choice but to become a supervillain. I imagine her ultra rich family would toss the ugly cretin into a dungeon or wine cellar forcing it to eat left over caviar. Eventually the horridly thin creature would escape through a keyhole. It would then use its inherited powers of making people think it is interesting to wreak havoc on the world. Since it would be born with a tolerance to every narcotic and STD both known and unknown it would be unstoppable. In short their spawn would be the anit-christ.
did the guy below me just say weezy has a lack of talent? what are you good at dude? i bet you know all the lyrics to good charlotte's beautiful rock anthems
you honestly think lil wayne has a lack of talent? i totally agree that paris hilton is a rich little opportunist that capitalizes on the fact that she is marginally attractive, however... if you think that lil wayne has no talent then you have obviously never listened to the lyrics of his songs. in this day and age, when culture is pretty much going by the wayside, truely talented musicians and songwriters are pretty much all this country has in the way of poets. lil wayne is a genius and you can tell from his lyrics. not only does he have an enviable vocabulary, he finds ways to make rhymes out of the most convergent words. i don't even like or listen to rap and lil wayne is one of my favorite artists... it's too bad that most of america has no linguistic skills and is ignorant...
They are both beautiful and talented people. I hope they are able to be married and have beautiful children together when Obama is elected and makes it legal.
Are you insane those two DAMN UGLY bastards getting together and maybe having a creature for a baby hell noooooo, that kid will be some nasty ass mutant who will think its pretty and has talent ,those two are a waste they have no talent o wait they do is call LOOKING UGLY
"A millionaire I'm a Young money millionaire tougher than Nigerian hair, My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair, I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed..."
"he finds ways to make rhymes out of the most convergent words"
Main Entry: con·ver·gent Pronunciation: -jənt Function: adjective Date: circa 1751 1: tending to move toward one point or to approach each other : converging <convergent lines> 2: exhibiting convergence in form, function, or development <convergent evolution> 3 aof an improper integral : having a value that is a real number b: characterized by having the nth term or the sum of the first n terms approach a finite limit
Where have you guys been? This has already happened, and their hell spawn ate its OWN placenta. Here's a picture of the incubus attempting to devour the face off of one of its victims: http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/06/26/27786.jpg
Little Wayne is simply a jackass. Parasite is inbred. I'm not sure what an inbred jackass would look like. Scarey, but perhaps a mitigation of a pure inbred-parasite-spon.
I'm 3:05:21 and I read *plenty* of books. "...Makes rhymes out of the most convergent words" makes NO frigging sense. Look at the dictionary definition posted up there and find a way to explain that sentence.
i've been listening to hip hop for a long time and have heard some really bad stuff over theres and i have heard anything worse than "lil" wayne, his lyrics make absolutely no sense and have no real message, his beats are store bought and sound generic, and i've been down since cold crush, wild style, kool moe dee, so i know my shisnit "young weezy" expand yo mind
meant divergent, as in removed from eachother and different... sorry i used the wrong prefix, too bad y'all have to use a dictionary to understand words over two syllables... angry people make me sad :(
on another note, the only time i post on these things is after going out drinking, which should explain my grammar errors... maybe y'all should try actually going out instead of sitting at home on your computer?
how do you "accidentally" say convergent when you mean divergent? either way, it still does not make any sense. there is a difference between having bad grammar and not knowing the definition of a word you use in a rant about how america needs to work on its "linguistic" skills. people love to say that a rapper is talented because he raps fast or uses big words. owning a thesaurus does not make one talented.
"Ask dem hoes, yea ask dem hoes, Ask dem hoes about me, ask dem hoes, Uh huh yea ask dem hoes, Ask dem hoes about me Ima beast, ask dem hoes Ima dog, ask dem hoes Ima beast, ask dem hoes Ima dog, ask dem hoes Bitch ima beast, ask dem hoes Hoe ima dog, ask dem hoes Bitch ima beast, ask dem hoes Hoe ima dog, ask dem hoes"
yeah he's amazing. his grasp of the english language is unparalleled.
You are clearly incorrect. The source material for this rap is a soliloquy by none other than William Shakespeare from his tragic play of star-crossed lovers, Homeo and Julietme. It starts off, "Thou shalt asketh of dem hoseths. O, yea! Thou shalt asketh of dem hoseths!! I am a Calibanic beast, and not unlike Cerberus the hellhound. Yea, I am a dog, but perchance you would passeth judgement upon me, I say unto thee...no flies may be found upon my presence. O, Beyotchth of all Beyotchthes!!!!
But soft, what Herculean bootyeth through yonder window breaks? It is that of the Kardashian, and the bootyeth flesh, rendered open by the broken glass, bleedeths so much, it looketh like a murder scene!! Oh, ho is me, oh ho is me!!!!"
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Leave Your CommentWhy would you wish such a cruel joke on humanity, between their combined std's, lack of talent, extreme ugliness and all around uncouth behaviors why would you wish replication of a gremlin (spike) and this hag, damn too late he already spawned good thing the kid looks like the mother else the brown paper bag stock would go sky high.
By NubianGoddez, on September 10, 2008 16:32:06
they should only get together if i get to eat the placenta.
- Tom Cruise
By i don't like you in any way, on September 10, 2008 16:42:25
I'd wear his jeans and roll them up.
By Katie Holmes, on September 10, 2008 16:47:17
I'd wear his jacket.
By Dakota Fanning, on September 10, 2008 16:52:40
Lil Wayne looks like he got raped by a drunk tattoo gun, and I'm pretty certain Paris Hilton's rampant STDs would devour his little swimmers on contact. Nom nom nom!
By Duffman, on September 10, 2008 17:00:43
I'd hunt them.
By Dog the Bounty Hunter, on September 10, 2008 17:06:34
I'd rape them.
By Bogs, on September 10, 2008 17:09:04
The unnatural spawn of these ugly bastitches, would have no choice but to become a supervillain. I imagine her ultra rich family would toss the ugly cretin into a dungeon or wine cellar forcing it to eat left over caviar. Eventually the horridly thin creature would escape through a keyhole. It would then use its inherited powers of making people think it is interesting to wreak havoc on the world. Since it would be born with a tolerance to every narcotic and STD both known and unknown it would be unstoppable. In short their spawn would be the anit-christ.
By doomsayer, on September 10, 2008 17:18:40
I'm sure they already have.This slut would screw a snake if it could keep it's head still.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 17:20:58
This would make Paris poor and probably dead. I say go for it.
By Matchmaker, on September 10, 2008 17:43:24
Lil' Wayne is GAY.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 18:24:48
Actually their child would be Asian.
By thebig28, on September 10, 2008 19:03:04
Sadly our "wonky" eyed daughter Paris is a cocaine addled drunken sperm burping gutter slut.
By Rick Hilton, on September 10, 2008 19:49:01
I'm for using bio weapons against scumbags like the Little Wayne character. Let's get them together.
By anonymous, on September 10, 2008 20:11:55
Thats just Gross!
By white men, on September 10, 2008 20:31:11
did the guy below me just say weezy has a lack of talent? what are you good at dude? i bet you know all the lyrics to good charlotte's beautiful rock anthems
By cumtard, on September 10, 2008 20:55:58
I would put them in a blender and pour their gloriousness all over my body while I pleasured myslef to the little rascals....
By H. Lecter, on September 10, 2008 20:56:11
you honestly think lil wayne has a lack of talent? i totally agree that paris hilton is a rich little opportunist that capitalizes on the fact that she is marginally attractive, however...
if you think that lil wayne has no talent then you have obviously never listened to the lyrics of his songs. in this day and age, when culture is pretty much going by the wayside, truely talented musicians and songwriters are pretty much all this country has in the way of poets. lil wayne is a genius and you can tell from his lyrics. not only does he have an enviable vocabulary, he finds ways to make rhymes out of the most convergent words. i don't even like or listen to rap and lil wayne is one of my favorite artists... it's too bad that most of america has no linguistic skills and is ignorant...
By young weezy, on September 10, 2008 22:04:50
They are both beautiful and talented people. I hope they are able to be married and have beautiful children together when Obama is elected and makes it legal.
By God bless them, on September 10, 2008 22:14:01
^ Now THIS is change we can believe in.
- Barack
By vote 4 me, on September 10, 2008 22:18:16
So ghetto!
By the so guy, on September 10, 2008 22:34:57
Are you insane those two DAMN UGLY bastards getting together and maybe having a creature for a baby hell noooooo, that kid will be some nasty ass mutant who will think its pretty and has talent ,those two are a waste they have no talent o wait they do is call LOOKING UGLY
By NO WAY , on September 10, 2008 23:44:47
Someone should tattoo "Ass Clown" to the front of Lil' Wayne's head.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 01:06:20
"...make rhymes out of the most convergent words."
You just pick big words out of the dictionary and use them whenever you feel like it, don't you?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 03:05:21
I'd like to get them on my "That's Incredible."
By John Davidson, on September 11, 2008 03:16:13
She better not call him. He's next on my list if things don't work out with Reggie.
By Kim Kardashian, on September 11, 2008 05:43:48
They should get together as long as it's beneath a falling piano.
By Jon, on September 11, 2008 05:59:53
Nah, they'd never see eye to eye.
Badumbum.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 06:57:35
"A millionaire I'm a Young money millionaire tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair, I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed..."
bit from Lil' Wayne's "A millie"
yeah, he's a poet alright, *rolls eyes*
these two need to die in a raging fire. ugh.
By Dior, on September 11, 2008 08:16:04
"he finds ways to make rhymes out of the most convergent words"
Main Entry: con·ver·gent
Pronunciation: -jənt
Function: adjective
Date: circa 1751
1: tending to move toward one point or to approach each other : converging <convergent lines>
2: exhibiting convergence in form, function, or development <convergent evolution>
3 aof an improper integral : having a value that is a real number b: characterized by having the nth term or the sum of the first n terms approach a finite limit
WTF are you talking about?
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 08:22:50
Where have you guys been? This has already happened, and their hell spawn ate its OWN placenta. Here's a picture of the incubus attempting to devour the face off of one of its victims:
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/06/26/27786.jpg
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 09:00:05
its actually funny cuz they are both talentless
By d o double g, on September 11, 2008 09:16:33
oh, 22:04:50, i hope for humanity that you were totally kidding and are just banking on sarcastic tones not parlaying out in text. i hope...
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 09:47:24
hey 03:05:21, read a fucking book for once
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 09:47:46
Little Wayne is simply a jackass. Parasite is inbred. I'm not sure what an inbred jackass would look like. Scarey, but perhaps a mitigation of a pure inbred-parasite-spon.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 10:50:57
I'm 3:05:21 and I read *plenty* of books. "...Makes rhymes out of the most convergent words" makes NO frigging sense. Look at the dictionary definition posted up there and find a way to explain that sentence.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 11:14:43
Lil' Wayne may be the most overrated rapper out there, but comparing him to Hilton? Give him more credit than that.
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 11:39:30
i've been listening to hip hop for a long time and have heard some really bad stuff over theres and i have heard anything worse than "lil" wayne, his lyrics make absolutely no sense and have no real message, his beats are store bought and sound generic, and i've been down since cold crush, wild style, kool moe dee, so i know my shisnit "young weezy" expand yo mind
By anonymous, on September 11, 2008 14:31:31
Anyone else find it ironic that in his post re: LW's splendiferous vocab talents, he can't get his subjects and verbs to agree?
By Hacker's MLA Handbook, on September 11, 2008 15:06:20
I think, in this particular situation, this link is appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JOwyHghsag
By Vigilante, on September 11, 2008 15:37:29
Rap is shit and anyone who buys it is a sucker. You're making narcissistic dirtbag assholes rich while they laugh at your sorry asses.
By download it free!, on September 11, 2008 17:50:26
meant divergent, as in removed from eachother and different... sorry i used the wrong prefix, too bad y'all have to use a dictionary to understand words over two syllables... angry people make me sad :(
By young weezy, on September 11, 2008 18:04:59
on another note, the only time i post on these things is after going out drinking, which should explain my grammar errors... maybe y'all should try actually going out instead of sitting at home on your computer?
By young weezy, on September 11, 2008 18:07:05
Whompy!
By Harry Palmer, on September 11, 2008 20:31:34
Listen to me brother, let them have a kid so I can have sex with her in 20 years...Or even 17 would do. Yeah brother
By Hulk Hogan, on September 11, 2008 20:42:28
They'll probably end up fucking. Slutty pearASS loves sucking on black dick...
By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 00:34:22
Yeah they've both got that stupid eye because they both smoke too much pot. Lay off it, tards.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 07:32:18
how do you "accidentally" say convergent when you mean divergent? either way, it still does not make any sense. there is a difference between having bad grammar and not knowing the definition of a word you use in a rant about how america needs to work on its "linguistic" skills.
people love to say that a rapper is talented because he raps fast or uses big words. owning a thesaurus does not make one talented.
"Ask dem hoes, yea ask dem hoes,
Ask dem hoes about me, ask dem hoes,
Uh huh yea ask dem hoes,
Ask dem hoes about me
Ima beast, ask dem hoes
Ima dog, ask dem hoes
Ima beast, ask dem hoes
Ima dog, ask dem hoes
Bitch ima beast, ask dem hoes
Hoe ima dog, ask dem hoes
Bitch ima beast, ask dem hoes
Hoe ima dog, ask dem hoes"
yeah he's amazing. his grasp of the english language is unparalleled.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 08:21:41
"Hoe ima dog, ask dem hoes
Bitch ima beast, ask dem hoes
Hoe ima dog, ask dem hoes"
He can't even spell "ho" right. It's spelled h-o, not h-o-e. A hoe is a gardening tool.
By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 12:26:24
Hell yeaa theey ; should diffently geet togeether theey woou.ld maake aa bomb couple
both sexy &'n all aboout there mooney soo yeea .
By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 12:34:41
September 12, 2008 08:21:41:
You are clearly incorrect. The source material for this rap is a soliloquy by none other than William Shakespeare from his tragic play of star-crossed lovers, Homeo and Julietme. It starts off, "Thou shalt asketh of dem hoseths. O, yea! Thou shalt asketh of dem hoseths!! I am a Calibanic beast, and not unlike Cerberus the hellhound. Yea, I am a dog, but perchance you would passeth judgement upon me, I say unto thee...no flies may be found upon my presence. O, Beyotchth of all Beyotchthes!!!!
But soft, what Herculean bootyeth through yonder window breaks? It is that of the Kardashian, and the bootyeth flesh, rendered open by the broken glass, bleedeths so much, it looketh like a murder scene!! Oh, ho is me, oh ho is me!!!!"
...just sayin'
By gregarb, on September 12, 2008 13:03:17
Gregarb, that is the funniest thing i have read in several weeks.
By anonymous, on September 13, 2008 10:49:00
Ah shit, my Auntie stole mah weed.
By Rhoquinda, on September 16, 2008 02:50:36
They both can do the world justice by NOT REPRODUCING period!!Unfortunately LIL Wayne claims that he has kids.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2008 22:01:41
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