21 Comments:

1. Okay, I'll go with the obvious, "I've got something she can ride!"
   
   

   By Mike, on September 12, 2008 11:15:32

2. I got nothin.

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 11:18:46

3. She's very pretty, when the right makeup is applied...and it's really dark...and I'm really drunk...

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 11:22:47

4. I'd buff her pink rims.

   By Crashlander, on September 12, 2008 11:48:32

5. I know the men here will disagree, but she needs a top that actually fits.
   
   tho she does have nice boobies.

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 12:24:59

6. I'd take a vow of silence just to...

   By Fred, on September 12, 2008 12:45:10

7. She's trying too hard.
   
   If she wants to be legitimately famous she needs to get arrested first.
   
   Or catch a corn-filled deuce in a sextape.
   Kardashian raised the bar, ladies...
   

   By joejoe, on September 12, 2008 13:33:08

8. Hey, Sophie Monk, Pee-Wee Herman called.

   By Little Miss Sunshine, on September 12, 2008 14:00:02

9. What is this bitch famous or infamous for?! It can't be just blonde hair & big tits? I can't think of no show or movie she's been in. Not even porn.

   By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 14:19:56

10. One Near Bear away from perfection....

    By markeeoo, on September 12, 2008 14:48:31

11. Yeah, she's got those fish lips - but damn she's also got those niiiiccceee big 'uns too - I think they'd be worth the sacrifice.

    By Captain Obvious 22, on September 12, 2008 15:03:03

12. Im a chick and I have always found Sophie Monk totally do-able -- yummy!

    By Cookie, on September 12, 2008 15:14:04

13. As a woman who loves other women, I'd suck her titties and feast on the taco downtown, but that face is off limits....eeek!

    By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 18:52:10

14. I'm a guy and I have always found girls with the screen name "Cookie" do-able. Yummy!

    By Chips Ahoy, on September 12, 2008 21:40:04

15. In addition to the fine suggestion of "Just bend her ass over".....I offer what a wise friend of mine offered...."Who looks at the mantlepiece while they're poking the fire!"

    By anonymous, on September 12, 2008 23:52:15

16. I've seen other photos that show me that this is by no means a beautiful woman. Any blonde with large jugs looks good on a bicycle from a distance. I would love to check into a Motel 6 with Sophie and a case of viagra.

    By anonymous, on September 13, 2008 08:13:48

17. May I sniff the seat?
    

    By Rin Tin Tin, Jr., on September 13, 2008 11:12:04

18. "Hey, Sophie Monk, Pee-Wee Herman called."
    
    WHAT DID HE SAY???!!!

    By anonymous, on September 14, 2008 08:08:11

19. "What is this bitch famous or infamous for?! It can't be just blonde hair & big tits?"
    
    Yeah, women never get famous for that reason.

    By anonymous, on September 14, 2008 08:09:03

20. She really doesn't have an ass to bend over..

    By F, on September 14, 2008 10:55:44

21. I thought that pedaling pussy was illegal? She is obviously breaking the law.

    By anonymous, on September 16, 2008 05:31:37