Your Genitals Smell Like Dead People

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  1. derrr?

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 23:20:15

  2. cool, i like you guys. carry on with all your carrying on, you've single-handedly addicted me to internet gossip.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 23:20:21

  3. I heart IDLYITW and always will. Keep rockin' out with your cocks/clits out.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 23:35:47

  4. IDLYITW has (upon occasion) girl parts? Awesome.

    By DeliciousMonster, on September 24, 2008 23:53:40

  5. fucking awesome i will always come here first

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 23:59:05

  6. I always thought Todd was a mexican. ;)

    By mapple, on September 25, 2008 00:00:04

  7. "cool, i like you guys. carry on with all your carrying on, you've single-handedly addicted me to internet gossip.

    By anonymous, on September 24, 2008 23:20:21"

    I couldn't have said it better myself.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 00:04:49

  8. Raped by an Indian (woo-woo kind, not dot head)...is the construction worker next? Or the cop?

    By SocialCripple, on September 25, 2008 00:09:24

  9. I'd like to know whose genitals smell like dead people. Mine certainly do not...uhhh, errr...they don't, really I swear! *walks away*

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 00:10:11

  10. i love idlyitw. it allows me to pretend that celebrity gossip isnt completely mindless...

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 00:11:02

  11. rape.
    so. not. funny. ever.
    please get over it.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 00:48:35

  12. smut = porn
    intelligent smut = idlyitw
    please stick around!

    By Y'all come back now y'hear!, on September 25, 2008 00:57:23

  13. Haha - I'm a cowboys fan, too. Native Texan. We're required to love the Cowboys. It's on our birth certificates. My love affair began with the Landry Staubach and stayed true through Danny White, oh yes, those were trying times, and it remains true today, no matter what they indict them for. Remember when Thanksgiving was ONLY about the Cowboys/Redskins game?
    IDLYITW is the shit. And I still love you, Todd, even if you are a misguided Sportif Flamer.

    By Ace, on September 25, 2008 01:26:50

  14. I have much love for IDLYITW, despite Jenny being a Cowboys fan. Go Eagles!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 03:34:22

  15. bzzzzt

    By Lee Cadaver, on September 25, 2008 04:24:48

  16. Thanks for the run-down on the dirty low-down, Jenny. As a native Texan and Cowboy fan I still can't stand stand Tony Homo. Miss the glory days. (I agree Jessica should just stay away burpin' and fartin' at the pig farms, for the love of the pigskin!) Please keep the hateful gossip coming. This is the only worthy site.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 04:43:19

  17. how could anyone not like this site. I didnt give a shit about gossip until someone told me about this site and now i am addicted...hardcore.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 04:51:53

  18. Jenny, I think I'm in love. You rock girl. I want to dress up like Johnny Depp for you. I'm a Giants fan so I will overlook the fact that you are a Cowboys fan. Keep me laughing.

    By Paulie R, on September 25, 2008 04:57:17

  19. anonymous 00:48:35

    Clearly you've never raped a clown.

    By Bozo the Sodomite, on September 25, 2008 05:14:53

  20. well that didn't take too long: 00:48:35

    anywho i ♥ you guys

    By stef, on September 25, 2008 05:24:25

  21. This site is magical. It helps me get through the day by making me laugh and turning me on with all of those hot-ass Johnny Depp pictures.

    I too am from Texas. There are no other NFL teams besides the Cowboys; the rest is just arena ball.

    By courtney, on September 25, 2008 05:31:49

  22. Jenny you're one of the Greatest Chicks on Teh Internet, you need to write much more. As much as i love Todd's writing, the way you can bitch about self-important celebrities is second to none. Plus you're also pretty damn foxy, which never hurts

    By Bill, on September 25, 2008 05:44:52

  23. I still want to have Todd's babies even though he is a redskinned white woman rapist. :D

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 05:48:42

  24. I read IDLYITW every morning before I even read my email. I learned quickly to don adult diapers before I ever sit down to read your site. You rock--hard.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 05:55:56

  25. As much as I hate J-Simp, I wish she would've been there at Lambeau last Sunday! Fuck the Cowboys!

    By I Bleed Green and Gold, on September 25, 2008 06:13:46

  26. Although I'm a man, I would give anything to birth the red-skinned Todd's children. Come on big boy insert it and lets get going!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 06:42:01

  27. I happened to find this site in January 2006.
    I got here via Google...

    I was looking for a photo of Paris's wonky eye.
    A friend had said 'Paris is hot! one too many times.
    This site was the third result I got on the photo search...lol

    Thanks for the photo, and allowing my friend to see the light...
    Rather the light-sensitive, wonky fucking eye.

    This is the ONLY celeb gossip site I go to.
    And I don't see that changing. :)

    Keep up your usual good, offensive work.

    Hey, Todd, I'm part native. Part 'Mohawk' actually..

    My white grandfather was a drunk WWII veteran.
    It was inevitable that he'd stumble onto a reservation and into that squaw's hut.

    By joejoe, on September 25, 2008 09:31:53

  28. I <3 IDLYITW

    and also the comment about the wonky eye.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 11:52:31

  29. a friend of mine was at the game and Jessica was there cheering from the suites. so, you guys can suck it. the Boys still won!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 12:09:58

  30. the cowboys are horrible. how in the world can your support the gayest team ever? go SKINS!!

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 12:19:38

  31. The fuckin' Cowboys suck...but you guys are cool...when you're not being fucktards...j/k.

    By Your Mother, on September 25, 2008 15:12:45

  32. Holy fuck, I missed this post.

    I agree with everything that's been said so far, except for most of what everyone else said. This site rocks.

    Cowboys and Indians. How fucking funny is that?

    Except I'd be less worried about being scalped and more worried about being tied to a post and having the backs of my knees hacked open. Not cut deeply, just enough to expose the veins. Those juicy little veins, cut back the flesh enough that you can hook your little finger around them and pull them out......

    By Vigilante, on September 25, 2008 15:29:42

  33. PS: My genitals DO NOT smell like dead people. That homeless guy was very much alive, thank you for asking.

    By Vigilante, on September 25, 2008 15:32:14

  34. i would like to see a picture of todd. it's like wondering what the DJ on the radio looks like.

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 18:18:50

  35. I check your website daily before I check my email or do any work. I love it, I live for it.

    By Natalie, on September 25, 2008 18:33:12

  36. HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

    By anonymous, on September 25, 2008 20:19:59

  37. I don't even remember how I found this website, but I love it. You "gossip" about celebrities in the same way I think about most of them, they are a bunch of self important dicks. Keep up the good work!

    By Karma, on September 25, 2008 20:44:23

  38. IDLYITW is my only gossip blog, the absolute best. I have oft quoted some of your best lines. Keep up the awsomeness. Jenny, let's make out next time I visit Vegas!

    By Alicia, on September 25, 2008 21:53:47

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