Beyonce is Stiff

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  1. Andrew McCarthy?

    By Celina, on October 28, 2008 18:33:49

  2. Don't forget his powerhouse performance in Fresh Horses. That guy is good.

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2008 18:41:01

  3. Ummm, is it Robert DeNiro?

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2008 18:42:56

  4. I know, I know.... it's Pacino. I'm positive.

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2008 18:44:04

  5. That fag Robert Downey Jr. vomited sperm on my shirt.

    By Andy, on October 28, 2008 18:45:50

  6. Are those Beyonce pictures from a Madame Toussoud's (sp?) unveiling? I think the Carrie Underwood dummy was more lifelike.

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2008 18:46:47

  7. Fresh Horses? Is that what they're calling Sex in the City these days.

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2008 19:20:56

  8. How fucking stupid are you people? It's Sandra Bullock.

    By Big SB fan., on October 28, 2008 19:22:28

  9. Is it Denzel Washington? Training Day was the best movie ever. He deserved that Oscar.

    By denzellvr81850, on October 28, 2008 19:24:17

  10. I'm probably gay.

    By A. McC., on October 28, 2008 19:29:07

  11. Denzel deserves an Oscar for every role he has ever played. In fact, I think we should take Oscars away from anyone who has more than 1 and redistribute them to Denzel or any less fortunate actors who don't have any.

    By Karl M., on October 28, 2008 19:29:18

  12. Is she dead? Did Jay-Z finally kill her?

    By cuz you know dat ni**a gonna do it one dees daze, on October 28, 2008 19:35:03

  13. fuck. i wish i knew who it was. it's bothering the crap out of me.

    By anonymous, on October 28, 2008 21:47:14

  14. It's David Spade

    By JJ, on October 28, 2008 22:30:42

  15. Its Abe Vagoda. I happen to know for a fact the David Caruso had a big gay man-crush on him. I don't know who died on Abe's shoulder, but the guy is seriously old so there has to be a few...

    By sleeve, on October 29, 2008 04:49:47

  16. #1. is right - it's Andrew McCarthy.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 05:36:12

  17. It's Andrew McCarthy! Mannequin, Pretty in Pink, Less Than Zero, and Weekend At Bernie's.

    By Albatross, on October 29, 2008 06:07:52

  18. Agree with #15. It's either Abe or Telly Savalas.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 06:26:21

  19. Nipsy Russell?

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 06:47:44

  20. What a phoney.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 07:45:09

  21. Andrew McCarthy...LOVED him! Who the fuck would say Denzel or Sandra Bullock? Damn I feel old.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 07:53:10

  22. K. Fed!

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 08:37:28

  23. Compared to Beyonce, the Queen of England is fucking elastic.

    I have seen giant oaks with less wooden qualities.

    Oh yeah...she has hamhocks fro thighs.

    By Storm, on October 29, 2008 08:49:50

  24. wow. am i the only youngster who goes on this website and doesnt know who any of these people are taking about, b/ while u were all ILOVE THE 80s i was swimming in my daddy's nutsack...

    and yes its Andrew McCarthy, i know b/c my parents watched all that 80s stuff. uh thank u vhery much!

    By SBUrAllWrong, on October 29, 2008 09:49:02

  25. so on the topic of beyonce or shall i say SASHA FATASS, i mean FIERCE, heh...i think Jay Z beat the shit out of her...thus racoon eyes. why else would she have on corpse paint 2 days BEFORE halloween? its not even a costume party she was attending...i smell beat downs!

    By SBbeyonceisnotfierce, on October 29, 2008 09:51:12

  26. SBUrAllWrong, what you wrote makes perfect sense because you write like you're in third grade.

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 10:01:31

  27. Winona Ryder

    By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 13:00:12

  28. This thread was obviously full of obvious sarcasm, so a lot of you need to relax.

    By your high blood pressure, on October 30, 2008 16:47:49

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