Having an alias, nickname, or a "street name" is a tradition in the black community that dates back as far as anyone can remember. In slave days it was a handy way to be able to talk about people and pass information. Anyone who was in the loop would know what was being talked about, and anyone who was outside "the family" would have no idea what was going on. (This is the same reason hip-hop slang changes every 20 minutes.) The practice fell off as the black middle class grew and had fewer reasons to be secretive or covert, but among people who come from impoverished backgrounds it's almost a universal practice to have a given name and a street name. You'll see the same thing happening in non-black areas, but I'm not enough of an anthropologist to say if that's cross-pollination or just a coincidence.
I'm surprised no one got the joke she was referring to a gay hairstylist, Sasha Fierce get it fierce sasha! Huh no one, anyone, someone? Damn you people are slowwwww...
She's always claimed she's very shy so the only way she can be the way she is in concerts and music videos is by channeling this other personality she calls "Sasha". She's been doing it since she was in Destiny's Child and been talking about "Sasha" since back in those days.
I wonder where this strong "Sasha" woman is when Jay-Hova is beating Beyonce's ass.
that is downright pathetic....I, too, have a better nickname than her...that said, I would still paint her white with spew as (I confess,I can't help it) I find her sexually attractive...
14 & 21 both made a good point: her life could definately lead to some kind of dissociative disorder. I'd probably be a gibbering idiot too if I had to spend time alone with a misogynist prick like Jay Z.
Fuck, I bet the $500 "gift bag" is really 500 bucks worth of McDonalds Southern Chicken Sandwiches and Chicken McNuggets. Y'know, her daily meal and such.
Fuck, I bet the $500 "gift bag" is really 500 bucks worth of McDonalds Southern Chicken Sandwiches and Chicken McNuggets. Y'know, her daily meal and such.
I think she slipped a pork loin wrapped in celophane in her fucking skivvies. Thats fucking gross. Im sure it fucking smells like rotten meat in a dumpster
48 Comments:
Leave Your CommentIt doesn't matter how many personalities she has, none of them have any talent. I hope Jay-Z punches this dumb bitch again.
By Troy, on October 23, 2008 09:50:05
Her schlong is bigger than Gay-Z's tinky winky
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 09:58:25
Thanks for the crotch shots. Anyone want a corned beef sandwich?
By Vigilante, on October 23, 2008 09:58:57
PSSSSSSHH! That isn't even a good alias... unlike mine Zander St.Croix.
By RocknRoll, on October 23, 2008 10:00:32
Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson would have been much better.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:02:08
"Just because you have a made up name doesn't mean it's gonna magically protect you."
Does the alias, "Pussymaster" at least protect me from women?
:(
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:06:01
Yo, Vig, I'm always up for what you're servin'.
By Pussymaster de Cincy, on October 23, 2008 10:11:23
Does the alias, "Pussymaster" at least protect me from women?
It does once the Honeymoon's over.
By Vigilante, on October 23, 2008 10:17:14
Serious question, and I don't mean to be racist, I'm honestly curious: why can't black musicians just use their real names?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:22:41
There is nothing more beautiful than a meaty pussay.
By anon, on October 23, 2008 10:22:45
C'mon, Jay-Z...punch that craziness out of her. Then punch her one more time.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:23:09
Didn't Christina Aguilera already do this with Xtina? or was that KKKSSSStina?
By Cel, on October 23, 2008 10:46:51
Sascha Fierce?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Her alter ego is a drag queen!! <shakes head> Stupid twat.
By bitingontinfoil, on October 23, 2008 10:48:18
Maybe it's a legitimate split personality that manifested itself after one too many Jay-Z backhands
By duder, on October 23, 2008 10:53:00
Jay Z is so fucking ugly. I hate looking at him.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:57:27
Sasha Fatass
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 11:06:41
I hope that EVERYONE keeps referring to her as Beyonce...stupid diva bitch.
question...did I miss something about Jay-Z smacking her? do tell!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:07:22
My GOD she is inspirational! (anyone's sarcasm meter going off right now?) She should call me Haywood Jablome.
By Santos, on October 23, 2008 12:07:24
Um... does anyone remember Chris Gaines?
By RSK, on October 23, 2008 12:20:52
"Bouncey" still works for me.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:24:18
between her oppressive, controling family and beatings from jay-z, i'd say that might create multiple personality disorder.
By dr. rosenrosen, on October 23, 2008 12:44:33
anonymous 10:22:41
Having an alias, nickname, or a "street name" is a tradition in the black community that dates back as far as anyone can remember. In slave days it was a handy way to be able to talk about people and pass information. Anyone who was in the loop would know what was being talked about, and anyone who was outside "the family" would have no idea what was going on. (This is the same reason hip-hop slang changes every 20 minutes.) The practice fell off as the black middle class grew and had fewer reasons to be secretive or covert, but among people who come from impoverished backgrounds it's almost a universal practice to have a given name and a street name. You'll see the same thing happening in non-black areas, but I'm not enough of an anthropologist to say if that's cross-pollination or just a coincidence.
Now then, back to talking shit about celebrities!
By Scholastic Jones, on October 23, 2008 13:10:08
Three Words: Sasha Grey Fierce
By Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, on October 23, 2008 13:25:56
I'm surprised no one got the joke she was referring to a gay hairstylist, Sasha Fierce get it fierce sasha! Huh no one, anyone, someone? Damn you people are slowwwww...
By LiverpoolLadiesLeague, on October 23, 2008 13:43:06
She's always claimed she's very shy so the only way she can be the way she is in concerts and music videos is by channeling this other personality she calls "Sasha". She's been doing it since she was in Destiny's Child and been talking about "Sasha" since back in those days.
I wonder where this strong "Sasha" woman is when Jay-Hova is beating Beyonce's ass.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 13:50:07
Serious question, and I don't mean to be racist, I'm honestly curious: why can't black musicians just use their real names?
The same reason why Elton John, George Michael, Marilyn Manson, Eminem and countless other white musicians don't use their real names.
By Niecy, on October 23, 2008 14:03:54
that is downright pathetic....I, too, have a better nickname than her...that said, I would still paint her white with spew as (I confess,I can't help it) I find her sexually attractive...
By Lee Cadaver, on October 23, 2008 14:18:51
Haha, Chris Gaines; yeah, I remember that! I always thought Garth Brooks was a twit, too.
By Ziggy Stardust, on October 23, 2008 14:45:07
Yet another reason to hate Beyonce, what an attention seeking idiot she is and that pussy would be nasty (and not in a good way)
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 14:46:06
"Um... does anyone remember Chris Gaines?
By RSK, on October 23, 2008 12:20:52"
Yeah we remember it and remember everyone clowning his sorry ass for doing it, we also don't remember him ever having a #1 hit since then.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 14:50:03
Sasha Fierce's head spins all the way around.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 14:52:36
Now thats a dick....
By Richard Nixon, on October 23, 2008 16:00:46
14 & 21 both made a good point: her life could definately lead to some kind of dissociative disorder. I'd probably be a gibbering idiot too if I had to spend time alone with a misogynist prick like Jay Z.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 16:35:39
Niecy apparently was blowing the captain of the basketball team in the boys' room when the math teacher discussed the concept of "percentages".
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 16:55:37
This no-talent 'ho needs to clean my bathroom.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 17:11:09
Fuck, I bet the $500 "gift bag" is really 500 bucks worth of McDonalds Southern Chicken Sandwiches and Chicken McNuggets. Y'know, her daily meal and such.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 17:59:53
Fuck, I bet the $500 "gift bag" is really 500 bucks worth of McDonalds Southern Chicken Sandwiches and Chicken McNuggets. Y'know, her daily meal and such.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 17:59:53
C'mon Jay-Z, play along ... change your name to Captain Fierce ... purr ...
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 18:03:44
From now on i will only answer to my new alter ego/name...Bryce Pilaf - world adventurer and noted author on books about small mammals.
By JR, on October 23, 2008 18:47:19
I wasn't aware that black women had huge cocks!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 19:35:11
I think she should just cut to the chase and call herself Aunt Jemima.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2008 03:40:24
dont wear skinny jeanz cuz my nuts wont fittt
By anonymous, on October 24, 2008 06:06:31
Didn't Mariah "Mimi" Carey do this same thing? Can't these bitches afford to hire someone to be original for them.
By Phat girl, on October 24, 2008 09:27:15
She has a huge penis
By anonymous, on October 24, 2008 16:00:30
..."BIOPOLAR" ANYONE? After this album Beyonce aka Sasha can retire to the mental ward.
By anonymous, on October 24, 2008 21:48:34
I think she slipped a pork loin wrapped in celophane in her fucking skivvies. Thats fucking gross. Im sure it fucking smells like rotten meat in a dumpster
By anonymous, on October 25, 2008 12:55:28
She should've stuck with Foxy Brown...
By Meme, on October 25, 2008 14:43:27
Didn't Garth Brooks try this whole "new persona" thing? As I recall it failed quite miserabley.
By anonymous, on October 27, 2008 18:49:07
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