I have one question about the lead-in photo: is that body-guard on the right hiding a roast under his shirt? Bucket 'o chicken? The man looks like he's about to deliver a baby. And what's with the dress shoes tropical weather? One good drop kick and he'll be two-steppin' like a pig on ice-skates. So much for capable security.
mmm MMM! That jiggly ass looking good enough to sop up with some cornbread, know what I'm saying? Bout time this bitch put some meat on those drumsticks, ya heard? Those bodyguards, they be protecting her from ME! I'm about to tackle that ass like Warren Sapp, know what I'm saying?
Beyonce, my boo, why don't you come by my place in Dayton Ohio (government forclosed up my shit in my Compton place, had to relocatize), I got some sugary beverages in the fridge for that ass!
Those stupid celebrities don't know how good they have it here. The don't NEED 5 bodyguards. In Mexico, anyone who's above the poverty level has to have at least one plus armored cars!! The worst celebrities have to deal with here is paparazzi and that's who helps them make money...geez what a bunch of idiots. Dump them in Mexico City and see how long they last.
And so just ONE 300 pound asshole bodyguard wouldn't work?
Keep going through that money, you pretentious bitch. You'll be as broke as MC Hammer in a couple years when those record deals dry up and Jay Z leaves you for something younger and hotter.
She's ugly. What's with men finding black chicks with tranny wigs attractive? I don't know who's more fug, Beyonce, Wendy Williams or Tyra Banks. Ew. Try being natural girls.
14:29, Im a black female and I actually agree with you. I think straightening the hair is fine because thick kinky afro hair is really hard to manage but you can wear your hair straight and still have your real hair. I wear my real hair and people are constantly asking if its real and I know its because so many black women wear fake hair. Its okay sometimes but all the time, it just makes you look like you cant accept yourself for who you are. If her real hair is unwearable and too damaged to wear, its because her constant weaves and wigs have ruined her real hair.
Please get new insults, all you people can attack black women on is their race and hair, please it's getting old, oh and to the person who runs this site, I bet if you are a man, Beyonce looks better than anyone you ever dated, and if you are a woman, I can guarantee you, without her weave and make up, she looks better than you. Beauty is more than your race and a stick thin figure, and before you start calling me names, don't even bother. GROW UP and stop the hating.
Sickofthehate needs to get a clue. Why do you come to a website like this for; for positive comments? Jeez, what a moron. Grow a brain, idiot...
From what I've seen of her in interviews, Beyonce knowles is a nice woman, but not very smart; limited IQ. Also, she's starting to look fat. Fat chicks like her don't need to attention whore like she does, by sashaying around with 5 bodyguards. No one is going to bother her; she's not that good looking & is pretty boring...
Sickofthehate, you need to get a brain. You're not the protector of all things "black woman". Get over yourself. People here are making comments about Beyonce, who's looking chubby and is turning into a total attention whore (5 bodyguards? Just an attention ploy), not attacking all black women. If you're "sick of the hate", then don't look in the mirror...
god no wonder women have body issues. her legs are hot and she is hot, in all her natural curvy beauty! Todd im sure if you could ever be so lucky to have those legs wrapped around your girlie size waist you would rethink Olive Oil being your fantasy girlfriend!
So 16:56 you're sick of hate but post HATE? Yeh, that makes sense. Sounds like you have a self loathing problem (AND A WHITE HATING PROBLEM) judging by your defensiveness.
I thought that was the whole point of this site? To make fun of celebrities? I'm thinkin it's "sickofthehate"'s first time on here...lets all give him/her a big IDLYITW welcome! GO FUCK YOURSELF DIPSHIT!
Go fuck yourself you fat pig "i don't wear a wig", you may not wear a wig but i'm sure you got a lot of problems. And wig would be the least of them if you wore one.
Haters! Stop Hating! HATE HATE HATE. The Hate. HATERADE! See ya later ALLAHATER! What's Eating Gilbert HATE? It's the old HATE and switch. Who are you, Mary HATE Olsen? Stop masturHATING. HATE-o Kalin. I'm performing fell-HATE-tio. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!!
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Leave Your CommentLooks like she's on the fast train to Type II Diabeetusville, just like her pal Janet Jackson.
Less Popeye's, sweetie.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:59:15
^ Troll bait. Don't bite.
By Observant, on October 7, 2008 11:00:17
Why the fuck does she need the secret service to follow her around? She's just a big assed black girl wearing a wig to the beach. BFD
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:08:31
If I had to smoke Jay'Z's stick on a weekly basis, I'd be stuffing myself to the gills with KFC, too.
Let's give her credit though... she did order a diet coke and mashed potatoes without the gravy.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:11:30
That bikini top is really unflattering. Just makes her look saggy and fat.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:12:20
She needs security.Ok.Solonge does not.
By TheBodyguard, on October 7, 2008 11:18:28
I have one question about the lead-in photo: is that body-guard on the right hiding a roast under his shirt? Bucket 'o chicken? The man looks like he's about to deliver a baby. And what's with the dress shoes tropical weather? One good drop kick and he'll be two-steppin' like a pig on ice-skates. So much for capable security.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:37:34
mmm MMM!
That jiggly ass looking good enough to sop up with some cornbread, know what I'm saying? Bout time this bitch put some meat on those drumsticks, ya heard? Those bodyguards, they be protecting her from ME! I'm about to tackle that ass like Warren Sapp, know what I'm saying?
Beyonce, my boo, why don't you come by my place in Dayton Ohio (government forclosed up my shit in my Compton place, had to relocatize), I got some sugary beverages in the fridge for that ass!
HOLLA!!!
By Blingy Washington, on October 7, 2008 11:40:06
3 piece dinner??? That was for her assistant. Beyonce got the "Variety Bucket" (because she's so multi-talented).
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:42:34
When asked for a comment, Beyonce replied:
"Durka ding ding dang durka ding dang dong."
She then went went into a melismatic wail that lasted for over 10 minutes and lost the attention of all present.
By Reuters, on October 7, 2008 12:13:13
Nice grocery store feet, Beyonce'.
By Jennifer, on October 7, 2008 12:17:03
Yay! Blingy!
By Jungle Fever, on October 7, 2008 12:23:27
Those stupid celebrities don't know how good they have it here. The don't NEED 5 bodyguards. In Mexico, anyone who's above the poverty level has to have at least one plus armored cars!! The worst celebrities have to deal with here is paparazzi and that's who helps them make money...geez what a bunch of idiots. Dump them in Mexico City and see how long they last.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:29:23
And so just ONE 300 pound asshole bodyguard wouldn't work?
Keep going through that money, you pretentious bitch. You'll be as broke as MC Hammer in a couple years when those record deals dry up and Jay Z leaves you for something younger and hotter.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:32:41
Never did know what was so hot about her. She's got fake hair, eyes, nails, she's so air brushed it's not funny!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:36:40
She looks hot me!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 13:09:16
anonymous 13:09:16
I are Beyonce fan! I speak the English! She am hot to vision of the me!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 13:19:15
So James Gandolfini can't get a better gig than this?? Or is that Bobby Baccala?
By LMS, on October 7, 2008 13:33:34
She's ugly. What's with men finding black chicks with tranny wigs attractive? I don't know who's more fug, Beyonce, Wendy Williams or Tyra Banks. Ew. Try being natural girls.
By Get an Afro, wigs are tacky, on October 7, 2008 14:29:18
thats CHUBAKA in a bikini
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 15:11:48
oh please.. she's hot. you losers are just jealous..
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 15:24:37
14:29, Im a black female and I actually agree with you. I think straightening the hair is fine because thick kinky afro hair is really hard to manage but you can wear your hair straight and still have your real hair. I wear my real hair and people are constantly asking if its real and I know its because so many black women wear fake hair. Its okay sometimes but all the time, it just makes you look like you cant accept yourself for who you are. If her real hair is unwearable and too damaged to wear, its because her constant weaves and wigs have ruined her real hair.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 15:31:59
what no pope mobile?
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 15:38:33
Please get new insults, all you people can attack black women on is their race and hair, please it's getting old, oh and to the person who runs this site, I bet if you are a man, Beyonce looks better than anyone you ever dated, and if you are a woman, I can guarantee you, without her weave and make up, she looks better than you. Beauty is more than your race and a stick thin figure, and before you start calling me names, don't even bother. GROW UP and stop the hating.
By sickofthehate, on October 7, 2008 16:56:15
sickofthehate needs to get a new catchphrase besides "hating." you just gave your race up by using that damn word.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 19:28:51
Sickofthehate needs to get a clue. Why do you come to a website like this for; for positive comments? Jeez, what a moron. Grow a brain, idiot...
From what I've seen of her in interviews, Beyonce knowles is a nice woman, but not very smart; limited IQ. Also, she's starting to look fat. Fat chicks like her don't need to attention whore like she does, by sashaying around with 5 bodyguards. No one is going to bother her; she's not that good looking & is pretty boring...
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 02:29:19
I see rehab, broken marriage, bankruptcy and no record deal in her future. Hope she's saving some $$$ and not wasting on bodyguards she doesn't need.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 05:51:11
beyonce is cool..
solange is a moron
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 07:29:37
Oh please...
Sickofthehate, you need to get a brain. You're not the protector of all things "black woman". Get over yourself. People here are making comments about Beyonce, who's looking chubby and is turning into a total attention whore (5 bodyguards? Just an attention ploy), not attacking all black women. If you're "sick of the hate", then don't look in the mirror...
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 09:11:14
god no wonder women have body issues. her legs are hot and she is hot, in all her natural curvy beauty! Todd im sure if you could ever be so lucky to have those legs wrapped around your girlie size waist you would rethink Olive Oil being your fantasy girlfriend!
By boys are idiots, on October 8, 2008 09:32:28
So 16:56 you're sick of hate but post HATE? Yeh, that makes sense. Sounds like you have a self loathing problem (AND A WHITE HATING PROBLEM) judging by your defensiveness.
By I don't wear a wig, on October 8, 2008 09:33:31
She's "hot" when she's spent 5 hours in hair/make-up and wardrobe and has assumed her red carpet Sorta Sideways Slim Stance.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 10:14:20
I thought that was the whole point of this site? To make fun of celebrities? I'm thinkin it's "sickofthehate"'s first time on here...lets all give him/her a big IDLYITW welcome! GO FUCK YOURSELF DIPSHIT!
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 11:05:19
Go fuck yourself you fat pig "i don't wear a wig", you may not wear a wig but i'm sure you got a lot of problems. And wig would be the least of them if you wore one.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 02:29:00
Haters! Stop Hating! HATE HATE HATE. The Hate. HATERADE! See ya later ALLAHATER! What's Eating Gilbert HATE? It's the old HATE and switch. Who are you, Mary HATE Olsen? Stop masturHATING. HATE-o Kalin. I'm performing fell-HATE-tio. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!!
By Shaniqua Jackson, on October 9, 2008 05:54:38
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