Gee, neato. I sure am looking forward to the new SLUTney spears album. I can't wait to hear more of her manufactured vocals, background tracks, special studio effects and her fake MILLI VANILLI singing.
SLUTney has had to resort to being naked in her videos, for anyone to bother to look at them. She seems perfectly willing to take off her clothes to get noticed; she'll be in porn soon...
Britney fans are fucking morons the ones that can flag a video are the same people watching the video for some reason they just click on that tab that says FLAG and thats all that is done YOUTUBE DOES NOT FLAG videos they delete them if they have hardcore sex the britney video is just a piece of shit and not hardcore you dumbasses ,guess britney fans are stupid and crazy as britney is they don't know how YOUTUBE works ,some person saw the video PUKED and flagged the video as TOTALLY PIECE OF SHIT the bitch is not even singing some machine is thats not her voice
Youtube does not flag videos the people that watch the videos are the ones flagging them but britney fans are stupid and don't know that some guy or girl flagged the video because is a piece of garbage so good for you all britney videos should be flagged they all suck , and if you want to see the stupid video then log on to Youtube and you will get to see the shitty video stop your bitching and grow up assholes
Who is this idiot complaining about her video being flagged? And do I have time to hunt them down, kill them with my new Brad Nailer (which also does staples, incidentally), stuff them and roast that turkey in my convection oven before Thanksgiving is over in Canada?
Yeah, NOT BEING NICE will always get you what you want. I work in a call center and I know when someone calls me cursing and screaming I put them in touch with dial tone ASAP, but when nice people call I'm more apt to help them.
Can someone 'splain to me how she's all skinny and pretty in her video, but the moment she goes to Starbuck's she has big hamhock arms like my grandma Ruth?
right..cuz people are really going on youtube to look for the new britney spears video and not for the crazy starbucks drinking head shaving umbrella swinging bitch weve all grown to love. jesus H christ people get off the damn computer and join a gym. get your anger out that way. YOUTUBE WONT F'ING CARE!!!
Poor little shitney (or slutney, or doucheney, as others have called her). She has to take her clothes off to make people notice her. How lacking in self respect & self esteem is this psycho bitch...
Not that anyone would really care to see some skank titty. (ok maybe i would) if you watch the video on youtube check out 2:57 in the back seat of the car Im sure you other geeks can appreciated a pixelated nipple every now and then.
So this worthless slut can work out to get her body in shape and pay all kinds of money to get hair weaves but she can't take care of her kids? Or buy them anything>? When do you ever see her in a toy store? Now her slut sister is knocked up yet again by another guy who isn't Casey and Lynne is running around acting like mother of the year. ROTF. Lynne is a PIMP!
Fans of Britney Spears are all little kids anyway. That's who her handlers market her shitty music at. Nobody with any taste likes her "music". That video is photoshopped to hell and back. She doesn't look anything like that in real life. The candids below prove she this. She is a plain Jane in reality. She has no talent so has to appear naked and CGI to get attention.
1. Womanizer (or, Calling the Pot A Slut) 2. We're Cuntry (Banging my Little Sister's Babydaddy) 3. I Go To Clubs and You Wanna Have Sex With Me 4. Pink Wig Blues 5. I'm Sexy Sexy Sexy, I Love Sex, Please Have Sex With Me 6. Please Take Me Back Justin (Or I'll Tell The World About Your "Special Weekends" With Joey Fatone) 7. I'm Wild and Sexy, Really! 8. Desperate (For A Comeback) 9. Oops I'm Knocked Up Again 10. I Swear I'm Hot And Sexy, Please Buy My Album! 11. They're Coming To Take Me Away (cover) 12. I Got Rid of My Booboos, So Now I'm Seventeen Again!
What do you expect? The typical SLUTney fan is like that braindead internet whiner "Leave Britney alone!...boo hoo, whimper..."
They're ripped off constantly by this talentless leg spread slut, and they're addicted to it. Just about the stupidest group to ever grace planet earth: Morons, idiots, braindead losers & retards all...
Whenever I see things like this I just want to throw a bowl of hot soup over the head of any idiot that let their kid wear a Brittney Spears t-shirt or hang one of her posters on the bedroom wall. These little divas are all creations. Miley Cyrus is no different. They have a life cycle. They move from "little Ms. cutsie" to slut in about 9 minutes, taking many of their follower fans over the cliff with them. The difference is that the 15-year old fan that gets knocked up can't afford a nanny or a personal driver.
I can just hear her "producer" telling her about how they're going to record her next song:
Producer - "OK, britney, at this point you'll say "it's britney, bitches". It doesn't mean anything, and you didn't come up with it, but all the kids are saying it & it'll make you sound cool."
Slutney - "Y'all means if'n I be a-sayin' stuff like that, people be a-lisnen' to my music?"
Producer - "That's exactly what I'm saying. Since we can't fool them anymore by running your voice through a computer program to make it sound better, or doing a lot of background studio effects, or doing anything else to make what comes out of your piehole sound halfway decent, that's what we'll do. You've got to be relevant somehow..."
Slutney - "Y'all cain't talk ta me's like that, I's Britney Spears!"
At which point, Slutney shaves her head, flashes her snatch, does drugs, drinks, tries to get her kids teeth whitened, attacks cars with an umbrella, ignores her kids, pukes on the floor, wipes dog feces on her couch, gets more tatoos, converts to kabalah (to be fashionable), fucks another arab, gets pregnant, blows cigarette smoke in her kids faces, flashes her titties, does a sex tape & acts like the total retarded fame whore she is. All in 1 day...
That CANNOT be her boob out at 2:57. We've seen her jugs sans bras long enough to know her nipples point south and in crazy directions. Nice job on whoever the body double is though (in the steam room scenes).
It seems to me in the picture where she is lying on her back, there is a hump she is lying on right in the lumbar part of her back. In other words, it's making her back arch and her ass stick out while she is lying down.
I dread the thought of my child (when i have one)growing up worshipping trash like this. There's so much talent out there, how can THIS still have a career?
Britney has no hair, her whole head is a weave and she has nasty C-Section scars on her gut because she was too lazy to push her retards out. Don't even get me started on her zit encrusted face that she has to wear a pound of foundation to cover. How anyone finds her "sexy" is beyond my comprehension. She's about as sexy as a crack prostitute. EW.
2 things - 1) what happened to her boobs? She looks flat in this video. 2) this video is a total rip off of David Guetta-The World Is Mine video, seducing the businessmen in the office, outfits, etc. oh well. at least she's starting to look good again...she should get her implants put back in.
56 Comments:
Leave Your Commentlame video, but she looked great. finally.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 10:54:13
Gee, neato. I sure am looking forward to the new SLUTney spears album. I can't wait to hear more of her manufactured vocals, background tracks, special studio effects and her fake MILLI VANILLI singing.
SLUTney has had to resort to being naked in her videos, for anyone to bother to look at them. She seems perfectly willing to take off her clothes to get noticed; she'll be in porn soon...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 11:05:27
DOUCHEney spears = MILLI VANILLI
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 11:05:50
At the end of shooting, the smell in that room must have been unimaginable.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 11:06:57
She almost looks like Ashlee Simpson with the red wig...creepy
Other then that, the video was halfway decent... The song? not so much...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 11:22:53
To be fair, Youtube clips of whales caught in an oil spill were flagged as well.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 11:27:30
Britney fans are fucking morons the ones that can flag a video are the same people watching the video for some reason they just click on that tab that says FLAG and thats all that is done YOUTUBE DOES NOT FLAG videos they delete them if they have hardcore sex the britney video is just a piece of shit and not hardcore you dumbasses ,guess britney fans are stupid and crazy as britney is they don't know how YOUTUBE works ,some person saw the video PUKED and flagged the video as TOTALLY PIECE OF SHIT the bitch is not even singing some machine is thats not her voice
By BRITNEY FANS SUCK ASS, on October 13, 2008 11:35:09
Youtube does not flag videos the people that watch the videos are the ones flagging them but britney fans are stupid and don't know that some guy or girl flagged the video because is a piece of garbage so good for you all britney videos should be flagged they all suck , and if you want to see the stupid video then log on to Youtube and you will get to see the shitty video stop your bitching and grow up assholes
By Britney fans are morons, on October 13, 2008 11:44:33
Well I have to give credit where credit is due: the steam room scene gave me a stiffy, which means Britney is actually fuckable again.
Congrats to you Brit.
By the way, the song is terrible and her voice goes through so many effects that it mine as well be me singing, but that's not the point.
By thebig28, on October 13, 2008 11:52:42
Jesus H. Christ.
Who is this idiot complaining about her video being flagged? And do I have time to hunt them down, kill them with my new Brad Nailer (which also does staples, incidentally), stuff them and roast that turkey in my convection oven before Thanksgiving is over in Canada?
Hmmm????
By Vigilante, on October 13, 2008 11:54:41
Nevermind. I looked at the Starbucks pictures. She's still a pig. Oh well, fun while it lasted.
By thebig28, on October 13, 2008 11:54:58
who body dat? it no britnay
By weedy, on October 13, 2008 11:59:08
Yeah, NOT BEING NICE will always get you what you want. I work in a call center and I know when someone calls me cursing and screaming I put them in touch with dial tone ASAP, but when nice people call I'm more apt to help them.
By justin, on October 13, 2008 12:11:04
Wasn't wild about her back in the day and really don't love her rich spoiled lazy ass now! Gawd! Who cares about Shitney!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 12:22:23
Is that brit's nipple in the pic of her in the chauffer costume???
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 12:30:00
her legs are so stubby...I don't find that steam room scene sexy at all.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 12:34:09
Can someone 'splain to me how she's all skinny and pretty in her video, but the moment she goes to Starbuck's she has big hamhock arms like my grandma Ruth?
By Ricky Retardo, on October 13, 2008 13:15:45
All retards should be flagged.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 13:42:43
I want to know what she's drinking at Starbucks that doesn't cause her to gain weight. Cause she drinks those fuckers every day it seems like.
By Kate, on October 13, 2008 13:49:53
Oh yea, and her fans are fucking insane. They can't be more than 15 to care this much.
By Kate, on October 13, 2008 13:50:45
She should have put a towel on that bench.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 14:21:35
right..cuz people are really going on youtube to look for the new britney spears video and not for the crazy starbucks drinking head shaving umbrella swinging bitch weve all grown to love. jesus H christ people get off the damn computer and join a gym. get your anger out that way. YOUTUBE WONT F'ING CARE!!!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 14:25:06
Just seeing her greasy ass rolling around on that bench makes me want to throw up. Nasty!
By Albatross, on October 13, 2008 14:46:28
Ummmmm, who cares? Tell her to try Proactiv, she needs it.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 14:59:48
Poor little shitney (or slutney, or doucheney, as others have called her). She has to take her clothes off to make people notice her. How lacking in self respect & self esteem is this psycho bitch...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:00:29
first
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:01:35
Not that anyone would really care to see some skank titty. (ok maybe i would) if you watch the video on youtube check out 2:57 in the back seat of the car Im sure you other geeks can appreciated a pixelated nipple every now and then.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:07:19
So this worthless slut can work out to get her body in shape and pay all kinds of money to get hair weaves but she can't take care of her kids? Or buy them anything>? When do you ever see her in a toy store? Now her slut sister is knocked up yet again by another guy who isn't Casey and Lynne is running around acting like mother of the year. ROTF. Lynne is a PIMP!
By Lynne is a PIMP, on October 13, 2008 15:25:06
Fans of Britney Spears are all little kids anyway.
That's who her handlers market her shitty music at. Nobody with any taste likes her "music".
That video is photoshopped to hell and back. She doesn't look anything like that in real life. The candids below prove she this. She is a plain Jane in reality. She has no talent so has to appear naked and CGI to get attention.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:36:11
The steam room scene is an exact copy of Cindy Crawford, in George Michael's Freedom video 1990.
Only Cindy was smoking hot with hot long legs.
But
Shitney (even retouched) still has thick stubby tree trunk thighs.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:41:59
Slutney? Hmmm...
Shitney
Doucheney
Dumbassney
Methney
Drunkney
Twatney
Skankney
Cuntney
Fuckney
Suckney
Retardney
Yup; they all pretty much fit...
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:49:22
Here's the track listing for her new album.
1. Womanizer (or, Calling the Pot A Slut)
2. We're Cuntry (Banging my Little Sister's Babydaddy)
3. I Go To Clubs and You Wanna Have Sex With Me
4. Pink Wig Blues
5. I'm Sexy Sexy Sexy, I Love Sex, Please Have Sex With Me
6. Please Take Me Back Justin (Or I'll Tell The World About Your "Special Weekends" With Joey Fatone)
7. I'm Wild and Sexy, Really!
8. Desperate (For A Comeback)
9. Oops I'm Knocked Up Again
10. I Swear I'm Hot And Sexy, Please Buy My Album!
11. They're Coming To Take Me Away (cover)
12. I Got Rid of My Booboos, So Now I'm Seventeen Again!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 16:12:35
okay dont hate me for this but damn she looks hot as hell!!!!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 17:46:16
#32.
Can we be friends?
#26.
All people who call "first" need to be tarred and feathered. Get a life.
By blow me, on October 13, 2008 18:46:31
Lol @ 26.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 18:48:28
ROFLMAO at comment 32. That was great!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 22:54:53
What do you expect? The typical SLUTney fan is like that braindead internet whiner "Leave Britney alone!...boo hoo, whimper..."
They're ripped off constantly by this talentless leg spread slut, and they're addicted to it. Just about the stupidest group to ever grace planet earth: Morons, idiots, braindead losers & retards all...
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 05:54:03
COPY PASTE!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER DONT BE NICE ABOUT IT!!!THIS IS FOR BRITNEYY!!COPY PASTE"
If only they would put this much effort into victims in Dafur
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 06:35:17
Whenever I see things like this I just want to throw a bowl of hot soup over the head of any idiot that let their kid wear a Brittney Spears t-shirt or hang one of her posters on the bedroom wall. These little divas are all creations. Miley Cyrus is no different. They have a life cycle. They move from "little Ms. cutsie" to slut in about 9 minutes, taking many of their follower fans over the cliff with them. The difference is that the 15-year old fan that gets knocked up can't afford a nanny or a personal driver.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 06:47:39
Say what you want about Britney but that is fucking sexy!
By Slick Rick, on October 14, 2008 07:25:44
first
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:01:35
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No you are not dipshit
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 08:40:23
#32 is the shit!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 09:45:39
She's really ugly when she's not Photoshopped and all her features are blurred off of her for videos.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 09:50:46
It's funny that she's still trying to sell her sex appeal when the whole world has already seen much more of her in "candid" moments.
What appeal is left? People are more interested in if Britney does something outrageously, embarrassingly strange than if Britney is in the naked.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 11:02:08
Say what you want about Britney but that is fucking sexy!
By Slick Rick, on October 14, 2008 07:25:44
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Uh, no, little ricky. That's pathetic...
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 11:32:30
I can't help it, all I see is a greasy sausage when I look at her.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 11:33:38
God, she sucks...
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 11:56:32
I can just hear her "producer" telling her about how they're going to record her next song:
Producer - "OK, britney, at this point you'll say "it's britney, bitches". It doesn't mean anything, and you didn't come up with it, but all the kids are saying it & it'll make you sound cool."
Slutney - "Y'all means if'n I be a-sayin' stuff like that, people be a-lisnen' to my music?"
Producer - "That's exactly what I'm saying. Since we can't fool them anymore by running your voice through a computer program to make it sound better, or doing a lot of background studio effects, or doing anything else to make what comes out of your piehole sound halfway decent, that's what we'll do. You've got to be relevant somehow..."
Slutney - "Y'all cain't talk ta me's like that, I's Britney Spears!"
At which point, Slutney shaves her head, flashes her snatch, does drugs, drinks, tries to get her kids teeth whitened, attacks cars with an umbrella, ignores her kids, pukes on the floor, wipes dog feces on her couch, gets more tatoos, converts to kabalah (to be fashionable), fucks another arab, gets pregnant, blows cigarette smoke in her kids faces, flashes her titties, does a sex tape & acts like the total retarded fame whore she is. All in 1 day...
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 11:57:10
SHitney is a f*@king BALD LOSER!! Fat bit*h nasty hoe doing the same ol same ol!!!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 14:35:46
If her eyes were any further apart they would be sitting on top of her ears. What the fuck!? She looks like an FAS baby.
By WillaDodge, on October 14, 2008 20:00:04
That CANNOT be her boob out at 2:57. We've seen her jugs sans bras long enough to know her nipples point south and in crazy directions. Nice job on whoever the body double is though (in the steam room scenes).
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 21:29:43
It seems to me in the picture where she is lying on her back, there is a hump she is lying on right in the lumbar part of her back. In other words, it's making her back arch and her ass stick out while she is lying down.
By Jack Meoff, on October 15, 2008 08:51:11
I dread the thought of my child (when i have one)growing up worshipping trash like this. There's so much talent out there, how can THIS still have a career?
By clashcityrocker, on October 15, 2008 11:21:02
Britney has no hair, her whole head is a weave and she has nasty C-Section scars on her gut because she was too lazy to push her retards out. Don't even get me started on her zit encrusted face that she has to wear a pound of foundation to cover. How anyone finds her "sexy" is beyond my comprehension. She's about as sexy as a crack prostitute. EW.
By She looks smelly too, on October 15, 2008 13:59:26
Her fans are soo stupid & annoying! Her song is no. 1 on the billboard hot 100 chart *crying*
By Muffy, on October 15, 2008 18:35:37
2 things - 1) what happened to her boobs? She looks flat in this video. 2) this video is a total rip off of David Guetta-The World Is Mine video, seducing the businessmen in the office, outfits, etc. oh well. at least she's starting to look good again...she should get her implants put back in.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 09:03:20
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