Um, she doesn't look good at all. She looks medicated and has black knots where her roots and extentions are growing long on her scalp. She looks bad actually, but she probably can't afford to have her hair done after paying all the money to buy her sex tape from the camel jockey.
I would give her 5 bucks for the tape...then burn it so that nobody has to watch a walking sea lion rape a skinny bitch faced looking homo. I hope this tape never sees the light of day because there will be a lot of uncontrolled vomiting.
I feel really sorry for Britney. She seems really screwed up in the head and instead of someone giving a shit and helping her, she just gets further and further into this blackhole she seems to dwell in. She's gonna be dead soon, like Anna Nicole, I can tell.
My guess is the record and production companies (plus the army of lawyers) have arranged hush money to protect their investment. Why anyone would invest in this psycho is a mystery. Perhaps it's the traveling freak show factor?
Hush money = yes. Adnan shouldn't have sold so early though. He should have kept the auction open for a lot longer and sold to someone he could get residuals from. Adnan is stupid.
It doesn't matter if shitney spears has a sex tape, or what she does for the rest of her life. She's mentally deranged & has bizarre thoughts. Her "American princess" tag is long gone, after her drugging, drinking, bizarre driving & hotel hopping, her slutting with the arab, her twat flashing & her kid neglecting. PLUS, when the microphone recording of her singing at one of her concerts came out, and it was HORRIBLY off key, you could almost hear an audible cry from all her braindead followers.
She may have money, but she can't even go to the bathroom without messing herself. She's a retard, and needs to be locked away for life...
You shouldn't buy the tape back from this camel fucker; you should release it & split the profits, just like that "piss on my face baby" slut kim LARDASSian. That way, like the attention whore that you are, you can promote it & become the next madonna; an untalented, overage, hideous looking, has been wannabe with delusions of grandeur & no relevence whatsoever...
YES PLEASE BUY THAT NASTY VIDEO BRIT that horrible shit must not be seen by the public people will jump of buildings , massive suicides will happen ,the internet will take a shit ,volcanos will errupt ,fucking creatures from other planets will attack so buy that damn thing and then burn it
The thing I find so sad about this is that nobody is telling Britney to just give it up and move on to another more private life away from the public. Instead they are pimping her out content to squeeze every dollar they can out of her. I imagine she'll end up like Marilyn Monroe, dying of a pill overdose at 30. If her parents have any moral conscience at all they will sell off her homes and move her back to Lousiana and put her in a home for the mentally ill where she cannot be exploited. Everybody is just using her. This is the worst side of human nature, taking advantage of people whose minds aren't all there.
Hey, I have a Britney sex tape too! Uh, well actually it's a tape of me having sex while watching Britney on TV. Um, and I was alone at the time. But it's definitely me and Britney. Yep. When do I get my check?
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Leave Your CommentShe looks heavily medicated in those pics. Lifeless cross eyes like a hammerhead shark.
By Mary Kate Olsen, on October 1, 2008 10:25:15
Great. Now we're going to have to suffer through years of her shakin' her ass to AutoTuned bullshit so she can make up that $10 Mil shortfall.
Thanks, Adnan. Thanks a lot.
Fucking dick.
By Vigilante, on October 1, 2008 10:40:03
They've been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet
Way to play the negotiations game like a real pro, eh?
And, surprisingly, she looks pretty good here. Still has the dead eyes though.
By Fred, on October 1, 2008 11:11:08
She looks pretty good here? Woof, you need to get out more.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:16:17
Um, she doesn't look good at all. She looks medicated and has black knots where her roots and extentions are growing long on her scalp. She looks bad actually, but she probably can't afford to have her hair done after paying all the money to buy her sex tape from the camel jockey.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:23:35
so much for the devoted crying "its not her!!!"
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:38:49
I would give her 5 bucks for the tape...then burn it so that nobody has to watch a walking sea lion rape a skinny bitch faced looking homo. I hope this tape never sees the light of day because there will be a lot of uncontrolled vomiting.
By I hate Hippies, on October 1, 2008 12:14:08
I feel really sorry for Britney. She seems really screwed up in the head and instead of someone giving a shit and helping her, she just gets further and further into this blackhole she seems to dwell in. She's gonna be dead soon, like Anna Nicole, I can tell.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:25:51
My guess is the record and production companies (plus the army of lawyers) have arranged hush money to protect their investment. Why anyone would invest in this psycho is a mystery. Perhaps it's the traveling freak show factor?
By Sami, on October 1, 2008 12:50:18
Ever wondered what it looks like to see an Arab rape a pig?
By thebig28, on October 1, 2008 12:55:45
↑ you're such a comedian
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 13:40:29
Hush money = yes. Adnan shouldn't have sold so early though. He should have kept the auction open for a lot longer and sold to someone he could get residuals from. Adnan is stupid.
By you suck, adnan, on October 1, 2008 13:44:16
just leak the fucking tape you got the money now make more just leak it for christs sake
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 15:58:44
Well there went my hopes down the drain...i wanted to see that too. NOT!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 17:33:12
It doesn't matter if shitney spears has a sex tape, or what she does for the rest of her life. She's mentally deranged & has bizarre thoughts. Her "American princess" tag is long gone, after her drugging, drinking, bizarre driving & hotel hopping, her slutting with the arab, her twat flashing & her kid neglecting. PLUS, when the microphone recording of her singing at one of her concerts came out, and it was HORRIBLY off key, you could almost hear an audible cry from all her braindead followers.
She may have money, but she can't even go to the bathroom without messing herself. She's a retard, and needs to be locked away for life...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 18:52:47
Wow, that woman has more of a receding hairline than I do! I guess even Sy Sperling can't help this dunderhead.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 19:32:35
Slutney, slutney, slutney...
You shouldn't buy the tape back from this camel fucker; you should release it & split the profits, just like that "piss on my face baby" slut kim LARDASSian. That way, like the attention whore that you are, you can promote it & become the next madonna; an untalented, overage, hideous looking, has been wannabe with delusions of grandeur & no relevence whatsoever...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 21:07:41
I, for one, am sick to death of this stupid dumbass. SHITney alive or dead is the same thing; retarded, useless & totally irrelevant...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 23:41:47
YES PLEASE BUY THAT NASTY VIDEO BRIT that horrible shit must not be seen by the public people will jump of buildings , massive suicides will happen ,the internet will take a shit ,volcanos will errupt ,fucking creatures from other planets will attack so buy that damn thing and then burn it
By BUY THE TAPE YOU SKANK, on October 2, 2008 00:25:18
The thing I find so sad about this is that nobody is telling Britney to just give it up and move on to another more private life away from the public. Instead they are pimping her out content to squeeze every dollar they can out of her. I imagine she'll end up like Marilyn Monroe, dying of a pill overdose at 30. If her parents have any moral conscience at all they will sell off her homes and move her back to Lousiana and put her in a home for the mentally ill where she cannot be exploited. Everybody is just using her. This is the worst side of human nature, taking advantage of people whose minds aren't all there.
By Her parents are shit, on October 2, 2008 05:42:56
Hey, I have a Britney sex tape too! Uh, well actually it's a tape of me having sex while watching Britney on TV. Um, and I was alone at the time. But it's definitely me and Britney. Yep.
When do I get my check?
By Holden Magroin, on October 2, 2008 12:21:45
she's ugly inside and out.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 15:36:49
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