Too much bronzer, powder and foundation. She has large pores to begin with and all that makeup makes it look worse. Her lashes are in bad shape and need to be condtioned. She is aging---and in need of a nip and tuck. Saggy eyelids.
I just saw an uber-airbrushed makeup ad poster of her in Walgreens. Something about letting the sun make you a little less shy. Must have been an ad for bronzer, and it looks like she's using the product.... a little too much.
CZJ has already had lots of plastic surgery. If you Google old pics of her you are sure to find ones of her old nose, teeth, hair and eyes. She's been botoxed up one side and down another. Rent that movie with her and Tom Hanks in an airport, her face does. not. move. Its creepy.
Pass as of now. Seems she did not put on that much make-up: new make-up aritist, her own job, whtever. She has it toned down and she looks more natural , real, everyday really. Hoepfully ,she did not go in for the face peel. YES, those Walgreens ads, mags pics, are very much retouched by computers. Remember that one of Faith Hill where she did not even look like herself. For events, these people have hundrteds of thousnads of dollars of maeup applied over a few hours by a professional artist.
She's just had laser or a peel--that's why her skin looks both irritated and darker....like the top layer hasn't quite come off to reveal (ta da) the beautiful skin....she already had. This gal's got too much money and too much time.
She can't be so pampered and useless that she can't at least learn to use a lash comb or buy a pore minimizing cream at any drugstore or fancy department store.
Yeah, it looks she's trying to cover up some irritation like a laser or peel. Besides that she just looks like a frumpy old mom! Damn you Michael Douglas!
Yeah, what 10:22 said. She just turned 39 for the seventh time in as many years so I'm sure she made a panicked trip to the surgeon. Plus she's married to an old man who is highly connected and there will be no cheating in that relationship. The "Douglases" ( Danielovitches actually ) are a nasty clan. Maybe her one way of rebellion is to lose her looks.
someone left her out in the sun too long. her skin is dimpled like an actual orange. but what I was surprised to see was her trachea scar. is that where Michael Douglas sucks the life out of her?
Holy crap, she has some incredibly bad/ugly skin. It looks like the texture of sandpaper with gobs of makeup on top + the size of those pores is just gross.
Others have said it before me, but it bears repeating: she has had a ton of plastic surgery and tooth work. She hasn't just had a peel. A deep chemical peel would leave her like Samantha on Sex and the City. They tell you to kill your social calendar when you have one.
This isn't even dermabrasion. She has large pored skin. She looks puffy and tired, and her eye makeup is for the shizz. Wherever she was when this was taken...she should have cancelled and gone to bed early that night.
Omg she looks AWFUL! If she wasn't such a hellacious stuck-up bitch I might feel kinda bad for her, but... oh well! Hahaha bitch, you look like shit. It's wierd though cause CZJ has always been one of the most 'flawless' stars out there & the type to never go out w/o looking perfect. I can't imagine what possessed her to go out looking like this. It's obvious she OD on bronzer but why the blue HELL is she not wearing any lipstick?! That's just bizarre.
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Leave Your Commentit's called WAY too much bronzer.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:12:06
It's not just bad makeup, her face looks different?! And not in a good way??
By Sue, on October 2, 2008 09:17:51
Nose job.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:19:27
Just like any other Hollywood Whore, they are nothing without their 6 coats of make-up and hours in the chair to put it on.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:21:50
Too much bronzer, powder and foundation. She has large pores to begin with and all that makeup makes it look worse. Her lashes are in bad shape and need to be condtioned. She is aging---and in need of a nip and tuck. Saggy eyelids.
By Make Up Pro, on October 2, 2008 09:21:54
Looks like a face peel or something....to rejuvenate that mug is going to take a lot now! What the hell happened?? She was so timeless...
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:26:05
She has really bad skin, mix that with age and too much make up, you get that....
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:28:32
WHOA.
Nasty.
By Vigilante, on October 2, 2008 09:30:00
Geezus, Todd. You are on fire today! Hilarious posts!
By Santos, on October 2, 2008 09:34:09
I just saw an uber-airbrushed makeup ad poster of her in Walgreens. Something about letting the sun make you a little less shy. Must have been an ad for bronzer, and it looks like she's using the product.... a little too much.
CZJ has already had lots of plastic surgery. If you Google old pics of her you are sure to find ones of her old nose, teeth, hair and eyes. She's been botoxed up one side and down another. Rent that movie with her and Tom Hanks in an airport, her face does. not. move. Its creepy.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:35:42
Her $2000 caviar facials are not working.
By silver_viper, on October 2, 2008 09:45:01
I've seen sides of bacon that looked better. For one thing, they didn't have pimples.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:50:03
I think she hit the wall and busted her face.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:55:06
Come on my women, learn how to use makeup correctly!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:57:40
Pass as of now. Seems she did not put on that much make-up: new make-up aritist, her own job, whtever. She has it toned down and she looks more natural , real, everyday really. Hoepfully ,she did not go in for the face peel.
YES, those Walgreens ads, mags pics, are very much retouched by computers. Remember that one of Faith Hill where she did not even look like herself. For events, these people have hundrteds of thousnads of dollars of maeup applied over a few hours by a professional artist.
By Pass, on October 2, 2008 10:14:59
She's just had laser or a peel--that's why her skin looks both irritated and darker....like the top layer hasn't quite come off to reveal (ta da) the beautiful skin....she already had. This gal's got too much money and too much time.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:22:05
Either this is the first time she's put on her own makeup.....
Or that husband of hers is literally sucking the life out of her
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:24:25
It just looks like she went to sleep with all her make-up on, woke up and went straight to this event.
By snamaraz, on October 2, 2008 10:46:37
Either a chemical peel, or a plain old-fashioned sunburn. The latter is my bet. It looks like she's covering up a fairly bad sunburn...
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:57:13
I second on the laser---her top layer is cooked. Don't these people look at their calendars when they schedule this stuff?
By Staci, on October 2, 2008 10:57:25
She looks like a burn victim.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 11:14:10
Yowza! Not good.
She can't be so pampered and useless that she can't at least learn to use a lash comb or buy a pore minimizing cream at any drugstore or fancy department store.
By Hyperbole, on October 2, 2008 11:27:56
looks like a sunburn or bad foundation/blusher to me
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 11:43:01
Wow...wow. I don't even know what to say. She looks HIDEOUS. I would kick my husband's ass for letting me go out in public looking like that!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 11:47:22
I agree with the pp....she had a laser or peel done & her skin hasn't healed yet.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 12:04:48
Never mind her face, what the hell are those things hanging from her ears? I thought the Olympics were over...
By Holden Magroin, on October 2, 2008 12:06:59
shes obviously been taking beauty skin tips from mickey rourke.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 12:14:24
I was eating, fucker!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 12:16:03
Love the county fair comment. Looks like the high school dance team did her makeup. OOOF!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 13:55:23
It looks like she's sun-burned or had somesort of peel. Icky.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 14:23:59
Yeah, it looks she's trying to cover up some irritation like a laser or peel. Besides that she just looks like a frumpy old mom! Damn you Michael Douglas!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 14:39:05
Yeah, what 10:22 said. She just turned 39 for the seventh time in as many years so I'm sure she made a panicked trip to the surgeon. Plus she's married to an old man who is highly connected and there will be no cheating in that relationship. The "Douglases" ( Danielovitches actually ) are a nasty clan. Maybe her one way of rebellion is to lose her looks.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 14:46:41
Wow. Looks like the China Syndrome ended up on her face. Or maybe ol' Mike D needs to trim his pubes? Oh, I dunno...
By Fred, on October 2, 2008 14:55:09
It's called getting Oooollllddddd
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 15:13:59
Oh, no, what a waste. She used to be so hot. Now she has skin like a football, and a beak like that pig-nosed alien spice whore.
By JAC, on October 2, 2008 16:47:44
I'm going to go with the "Old-Man-Douglas-is-sucking-the-life-out-of-her" theory.
By RicanDONG, on October 2, 2008 16:49:21
She's probably sunburned and trying to cover it up.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 17:14:28
She smokes like a chimney. Bad for skin, worse for lungs.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 17:29:13
What happened to her?!?! She needs to see a dermatologist.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 17:37:16
someone left her out in the sun too long. her skin is dimpled like an actual orange. but what I was surprised to see was her trachea scar. is that where Michael Douglas sucks the life out of her?
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 17:39:14
Holy jeezuz, I thought she'd age gracefully. What happened to this poor lady?
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 17:39:55
She probably mistook her bronzer for powder! Oops!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 19:04:52
Someone needs a facial and a new make up artist.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 19:39:08
She looks better than all of you jealous freaks.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 19:50:22
woah! she didn't age well. looks like someone's been applying makeup with the Bondo applicator.
...and to think i beat off to that ass in Entrapment... oh LuLulemon would have looked soooo good on her (then)
By chris from vancouverBC, on October 2, 2008 20:51:44
Iran must be out of caviar.
By dmccall, on October 2, 2008 22:51:32
Loved her in that last Oceans movie. My compliments to the make up artist on that movie and proper lighting.
Here, not so much.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 04:32:40
looks like a classic case of bad plastic surgery to me. that and too much time spent on the sun bed
By Bill, on October 3, 2008 05:35:02
Actually, her makeup was done by Bozo the Clown, and he did a good job.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 05:55:08
I think she did her own make up
By sannos, on October 3, 2008 08:16:36
It looks like she has been crying, wiped her face, and attempted to re-apply her makeup. Not a good look.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 08:49:08
Holy crap, she has some incredibly bad/ugly skin. It looks like the texture of sandpaper with gobs of makeup on top + the size of those pores is just gross.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 09:38:29
Others have said it before me, but it bears repeating: she has had a ton of plastic surgery and tooth work. She hasn't just had a peel. A deep chemical peel would leave her like Samantha on Sex and the City. They tell you to kill your social calendar when you have one.
This isn't even dermabrasion. She has large pored skin. She looks puffy and tired, and her eye makeup is for the shizz. Wherever she was when this was taken...she should have cancelled and gone to bed early that night.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 09:43:39
I just love this. This is one of the most vain women in Hollywood who started getting surgery at 29 just to make sure she kept her looks.
Oh well, shit happens doesn't it? Boo hoo.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 09:54:10
Chemical peel for sure.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 15:59:05
shes had a goddamn chemical peel for fucks sakes...so she's plastic surgeried to the bone...so what its fucking hollywood ..wtf
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 22:32:19
Um maybe its a sunburn...
By lilgna, on October 4, 2008 05:25:23
Omg she looks AWFUL! If she wasn't such a hellacious stuck-up bitch I might feel kinda bad for her, but... oh well! Hahaha bitch, you look like shit. It's wierd though cause CZJ has always been one of the most 'flawless' stars out there & the type to never go out w/o looking perfect. I can't imagine what possessed her to go out looking like this. It's obvious she OD on bronzer but why the blue HELL is she not wearing any lipstick?! That's just bizarre.
By ka, on October 4, 2008 06:06:14
she looks hoorible
it must be her makeup though cuz i saw he up close like a couple of months ago and she looked great
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 09:29:16
This looks pixel laser treatment to me.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 05:09:12
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