Poor Posh. She tries so hard, and it must be a tremendous chore to look so plastic, but she does look like a cold fish doesn't she?. I mean, she seems to be a great mum and all, supports her husband, but between starving herself, and all the war paint, no wonder Becks likes to sneak a peek at women who actually have some vigor, and breathe.
he is amazed that sports guys can use their hands...the thing about him is that he himself seems decent enough, but he somehow fell into the lame-o web that his totally bizarro, super square wife has woven...fame, image superficiality, all that shit...not only is she semi repugnant, she is a square, a total blsthering pouting fake boney bitch...
"Why didn't I stay in the UK? But noooo! My wife has to come to the U.S. where soccer is minivans and orange slices. In the UK I'm a star but in the U.S. these girls think I'm the towel boy."
Posh has no self esteem. Having a husband that every woman lusts must totally mess up her already low self worth. She would be so much happier if she got therapy instead of spending obscene amounts of $$$ on designer clothes and diet pills.
He's a sex addict. Posh is a freak. They are bored of each other, obvious. That's what happens when you're celebrity freaks, exposed to people who only say "Yes, yes and yes".
Are you kidding me? He's a good looking dude with rampaging hormones. He's at a laker game, and some hot, tight young things are dancing around in revealing costumes. And we're giving him shit for looking? Have you seen his hagged out freak of a wife? I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...
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Leave Your CommentIs wife is a dog, so of course he's looking at hot girls.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 22:37:59
BFD! All straight guys do that.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 22:47:16
His wife isn't a prize...but still.... even Brad Pitt is tired of fucking Angelina Jolie.
By Mario, on October 29, 2008 22:51:04
Poor Posh. She tries so hard, and it must be a tremendous chore to look so plastic, but she does look like a cold fish doesn't she?. I mean, she seems to be a great mum and all, supports her husband, but between starving herself, and all the war paint, no wonder Becks likes to sneak a peek at women who actually have some vigor, and breathe.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 22:56:37
hes pissed the cheerleaders are standing in the way of him seeing some basketballers hot buns of steel.
By anonymous, on October 29, 2008 23:20:14
What number two said.
By farb, on October 29, 2008 23:38:55
He's so hot, at least until he speaks. Luckily photos on the net don't talk, so keep posting gratuitous shots of this guy.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 03:59:46
he is amazed that sports guys can use their hands...the thing about him is that he himself seems decent enough, but he somehow fell into the lame-o web that his totally bizarro, super square wife has woven...fame, image superficiality, all that shit...not only is she semi repugnant, she is a square, a total blsthering pouting fake boney bitch...
By Lee Cadavar, on October 30, 2008 04:24:49
Actual Verified Beckham Thoughts (tm)
"Why didn't I stay in the UK? But noooo! My wife has to come to the U.S. where soccer is minivans and orange slices. In the UK I'm a star but in the U.S. these girls think I'm the towel boy."
By jtg, on October 30, 2008 05:03:22
Who can blame him for checking out these babes. They aren't made of plastic like you know who.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 05:26:40
that chick in the first pic has a gut
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 05:53:36
Posh has no self esteem. Having a husband that every woman lusts must totally mess up her already low self worth. She would be so much happier if she got therapy instead of spending obscene amounts of $$$ on designer clothes and diet pills.
By Poor thing, I feel sorry for her, on October 30, 2008 07:05:25
I guess he enjoys looking at something other than Hertfordshire Barbie.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 07:11:09
If I was married to a 1990's Blow-up Doll with a snout, I'd look at real ass every chance I get. Oh wait, I do that anyway. Nevermind.
By humpinfrog, on October 30, 2008 07:23:49
Well he is either wondering what it would be like to tap some of that or he is wondering how her cheerleading outfit would look on him.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 07:38:35
It's a sea of whisker biscuits. What the hell is he supposed to do?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:05:08
His voice is horrendous but otherwise he's yummy. I can't blame him for lusting over a chick who doesn't look like Skeletor with a pig nose.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:25:59
LOL@ #5
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:30:30
" I'd say it was about the best way to get semen stains out of satin."
You mean cheap polyester, right?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:40:55
Anything is better than looking at his attention whore of a wife with the pissed off look all the time. Besides, she's not that attractive.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 09:25:06
That's not satin. It's shiny polyester.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 09:44:03
"whisker biscuits"
Thanks. I'm keeping that one.
By Matt, on October 30, 2008 10:41:55
He's a sex addict. Posh is a freak. They are bored of each other, obvious. That's what happens when you're celebrity freaks, exposed to people who only say "Yes, yes and yes".
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 11:56:45
Holy shit there are some hilarious posts here!
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 14:25:54
Are you kidding me? He's a good looking dude with rampaging hormones. He's at a laker game, and some hot, tight young things are dancing around in revealing costumes. And we're giving him shit for looking? Have you seen his hagged out freak of a wife? I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick...
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 15:04:21
my motto - you can look at the menu, just don't order.
By anonymous, on November 1, 2008 09:17:21
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