To all of the men that go on about how certain female celebrities don't know how to grow old gracefully or don't know when to give it up: Congratulations. Once again your gender has beaten us hands down. Hugh Hefner is nothing more than an embarrassment at this point.
Hef's daughter needs to step in and make her dad stop this craziness and retire. These girls look like his great-granddaughters and he looks ridiculous with them.
Can somebody stop and help Hef? I am not a fan of his eiher way, but this old man needs to quit.He looks foolish.He did notlook so bad with Holly, Bridgette, and Kendra, who rumor has it, has not slept with him. He did not look so with the seven gf eight years ago. These twins are shanky, criminal, ugly, white trash, poor, from bad families, hoe's who even worked at a FL restaurant chain called The Wing House and it is a knockoff of Hooters. Second class all the way. Hef and TGND had good families. Bridgette has a Mster's Degree. Even Kendra has a good family and invested in a condo in San Diego. Hef is abouttoget sued here by these shanky twins : sexual harrassment, palimony, rape, something.
They're just kind of OK. Their whole appeal is being twins, thin, bleached-blond, and in their teens. As soon as any one of those things changes, they'll go away. So, like, six months?
They're flat chested and out of shape. Sure, they're slim, but they have no tone whatsoever! Ugh, not sexy! I'm not suprised they worked at Wing House...right up they're alley. Is this where Playboy is going? Damn what happened to the classic beauties? Even the ones with plastic surgery were better than this trash!
whats the over-under on how soon these 2 idiots get nose jobs, giant stick on tit implants, veneers and whiter longer hair extensions...afterall, they all do..and he foots the bills...then they leave. Poor Guy..when will he wake up and see this?
I can't imagine posing nude at all, much less WITH MY SISTER. EUUWWW!!!! (And my sister is quite pretty, so it isn't that.) I just can't even... EUUWWWWW!!!!! *cringe/goosebumps* It's so wrong. Not really so much different from Papa Joe and his lovely daughters. Hey! Maybe this photo spread (har har) will give Joe some ideas for his next big moneymaker! Jessica and Ashlee together at last, in a mouthwatering naked pictorial with Ashlee hugely pregnant as an added bonus. (Hurry up, Joe. Time's a-wastin'.)
These twin sickos deserve Hugh Hefner's wrinkly old weewee and dusty, shriveled sack. I wonder which one dabs his leaky prostate and which one feeds him his applesauce?
These two orange skanks will end up stealing from him, drugging him, beating him up or something. He better have security at his side 24/7. The girls next door were gold digging whores, but harmless ones. These two are dangerous. Hef is a silly, senile old man.
Hey, times are tough, everybody's got to live more cheaply. These girls are the definition of that. Unfortunately, Hef seems pretty healthy, so I'm sure over time he'll slide all the way down to the Jackson twins (Bunifa Latifah and Shaniqua Laquita).
Why should anyone be concerned about the welfare of Hugh? He's been making billions off the exploitation of countless human beings for decades. Fuck him if he gets ripped off by these two. He's exploiting them, why SHOULDN'T they make money off of him also?
They're not hideous or anything, just nothing special. Very generic looking. Hugh Hefner was never known for having versatile taste. It's as if all his women come from a cloning lab. Sometimes I can't tell when he has a different chick.
19 years old my ass. Those two skanks look like they have some serious city miles on the odometer. if they're really 19 they're going to be a real mess in ten years & a horror show in 20.
LMAO at all these "poor Hef" comments. THat dirty old fart knows exactly what he's getting into with these golddigging whores. Why do you think he kept putting off knocking Holly up and finally came up with a "low sperm count?" He uses them, they use him, until they're all sick of it and then he trades them in for new ones. It's just like leasing a car, you pay for it while you have it, there's no commitment, and you get new ones every couple of years. All these dirty filthmongers deserve each other, no pity for any of them necessary.
I have no respect for women who take their clothes off for money. As long as these trashy whores keep prostituting their youth and sexuality women will continue to be treated like disposable commodities. It's sad that women are still valued more for their crotches than their minds.
I though the first three were unimpressive. These two are pretty hot if you look at them skin deep. You've got to hand it to "grandpa pimp," his fingers will smell like tuna til the day they put him in the ground.
I just don't see the infatuation with this walking corpse. What kind of 80 year old man hangs around with 19-year-old girls? Think about it, when he was in his 70's these girls were in grade school. Now he's going to exploit them and have them show their vaginas in a mens' magazine. What a disgusting horrible human being he is!
They look like cold lays that aren't quite sure whether they're really going to have to sleep with Hef or not. Every one of the images they have the 'scared bunny' look. Unless they are being posed by someone else they lack the 'it' factor. They don't seem to know what to do.
Send em back Hugh. These ones need to ripen a bit before they're camera ready.
This is all publicity. Hef doesn't do anything with any of them. Give me a break. They all have young boyfriends on the side. Hef is all about making money, and he isn't going to do anything he can to try to revive a business that is going downhill.
The only refreshing part is that these girls are natural. I give them 2 mweeks and then I am sure Dr. Rey will do their implants.
Thee re not "the girl next door." These criminlas are not Playboy material. Hef has gone deep in thegutter tofind them As for Playboy exploiting women, under women's rights, women of Playboy do as they please and are paid for posing. Playboy Inc. hires many women in top, big professional in the company.Hef gives to women's/girls/ and other serious charities.
One more thing, those dresses are sold. Holly, Bridgette and Kendra must have thrown out those dresses MANY YEARS ago. That dress is such an old rerun from MANY YEARS AGO worn by many people from MANY YEARS AGO. It is soold, it is old-fashioned.
Hefner is a disgrace, he enables drug use on his property and laughs at education. The best thing this "man" could do is DIE. Most girls call this type of guy a pervert. But when you have the money he has they call him brillant. Dont kid yourself, he s pervert. These two sluts are rewarded by Hefner, what a great example to young girls everywhere....Thanks you piece of shit.
I heard he gave Kendra and Bridget the shaft along with Holly, without cause?
Is there some sort of limit on his bevy of blondes, because if so, it should still be 3, and someone is off somewhere carrying his torch and being made over for her public appearance...
If you look back on a lot of his girlfriends from the past, they really were beautiful women. These girls are, average at best. I guess they get bumped up a notch or two because they are twins? I don't know...I guess young, beautiful women just aren't as taken with 80 year olds anymore!
As a side note - wouldn't it be nice if he did date someone closer to his own age? I mean, at 80 can it really be all about sex? Wouldn't it be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually lived through SOME of the same things as you did? Or even someone without 2 battery incidents on their record? I'm sure its a publicity/appearance thing though. Whatever.
They don't really look that much alike to me. They are constantly making different faces. It kinda takes away the "hot twin" element. They just look like 2 blondes that dress alike.
67 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThey're kinda fug when they're not photoshopped.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 08:58:56
ICK! These two are nasty!
By Albatross, on October 10, 2008 09:01:51
They are just kinda fug. Period.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:02:05
Hef looks, well, silly.
By Sami, on October 10, 2008 09:08:56
Nice ass nice ass.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:11:42
They look like 2 Nicky Hiltons when they're not photoshopped. ROFLMAO!!!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:13:55
Good luck, Hef. These 2 bitches are nothing more than cum dumpsters...
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:16:04
yeah, I agree, they're kind of fug. and skanky.
at least they don't have ridiculous implants...yet.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:21:28
Holly is a lot better than those 2 cumbined
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:25:09
To all of the men that go on about how certain female celebrities don't know how to grow old gracefully or don't know when to give it up: Congratulations. Once again your gender has beaten us hands down. Hugh Hefner is nothing more than an embarrassment at this point.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:39:45
Hef's daughter needs to step in and make her dad stop this craziness and retire. These girls look like his great-granddaughters and he looks ridiculous with them.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 09:48:07
Agree with 09:11:42. Not the greatest faces, but I can't argue with those asses. Well, I could, and would like to, but you know what I mean.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:11:21
"These 2 bitches are nothing more than cum dumpsters..."
Yes, they're women, we've covered that already.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:19:32
Can somebody stop and help Hef? I am not a fan of his eiher way, but this old man needs to quit.He looks foolish.He did notlook so bad with Holly, Bridgette, and Kendra, who rumor has it, has not slept with him. He did not look so with the seven gf eight years ago. These twins are shanky, criminal, ugly, white trash, poor, from bad families, hoe's who even worked at a FL restaurant chain called The Wing House and it is a knockoff of Hooters. Second class all the way.
Hef and TGND had good families. Bridgette has a Mster's Degree. Even Kendra has a good family and invested in a condo in San Diego. Hef is abouttoget sued here by these shanky twins : sexual harrassment, palimony, rape, something.
By Lawsuit, on October 10, 2008 10:34:32
I can't understand how anyone can prostitute their youth to this disgusting, old man.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:56:07
They're just kind of OK.
Their whole appeal is being twins, thin, bleached-blond, and in their teens. As soon as any one of those things changes, they'll go away. So, like, six months?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:57:38
I dunno, Todd. Amy Winehouse was blond for a while.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:59:53
Who's the hottie in-between them in the last picture?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:02:54
They're flat chested and out of shape. Sure, they're slim, but they have no tone whatsoever! Ugh, not sexy! I'm not suprised they worked at Wing House...right up they're alley. Is this where Playboy is going? Damn what happened to the classic beauties? Even the ones with plastic surgery were better than this trash!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:03:38
palimony?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:05:19
maybe if I went out and bleached my hair blonde, got a fake tan and an eating disorder, I could have any eighty-year old man that I wanted, too!!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:09:43
I'll bet mom and dad are just so proud of their two little lambs....
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:15:06
Skanks. I thought Playboy gals were s'posed to be classy.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:34:23
Poor Hef is surrounded by gold diggers.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:40:27
Even after Playboy worked their magic the only thing hot is their asses.
They look like Future Meth Heads of America. I bet they're from Bithlo.
By Staci, on October 10, 2008 11:53:41
Can't wait to see what they will look like in a year after they've had multiple plastic surgeries, right now they are all fresh & innocent looking.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:59:21
i prefer all my womens to have criminal records as well...make things easier that way...
By baby daddy, on October 10, 2008 12:00:20
Two disgusting whores with criminal records, gee, what a suprise. Next you'll tell me Jenna Jameson has VD and Ryan Seacrest is gay.
By Voice of decency, on October 10, 2008 12:24:48
Hugh Heffner doesn't care how ugly a chicks face is, as along as she is blonde with big fake tits.
all his women are ugly looiking.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 12:25:23
whats the over-under on how soon these 2 idiots get nose jobs, giant stick on tit implants, veneers and whiter longer hair extensions...afterall, they all do..and he foots the bills...then they leave. Poor Guy..when will he wake up and see this?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 12:28:03
Is that the best you can do when you're 80?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 12:53:48
Why would ANYONE want to engage in sex with their sibling???? Why are the touching each other??? SKANKS
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 12:59:09
I can't imagine posing nude at all, much less WITH MY SISTER. EUUWWW!!!! (And my sister is quite pretty, so it isn't that.) I just can't even... EUUWWWWW!!!!! *cringe/goosebumps* It's so wrong. Not really so much different from Papa Joe and his lovely daughters. Hey! Maybe this photo spread (har har) will give Joe some ideas for his next big moneymaker! Jessica and Ashlee together at last, in a mouthwatering naked pictorial with Ashlee hugely pregnant as an added bonus. (Hurry up, Joe. Time's a-wastin'.)
These twin sickos deserve Hugh Hefner's wrinkly old weewee and dusty, shriveled sack. I wonder which one dabs his leaky prostate and which one feeds him his applesauce?
By Little Miss Sunshine, on October 10, 2008 13:12:05
are they "pretty" because they are twins?
I think they are ugly and look like trash.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 13:19:51
How could you pose with your sister that way? Seriously, I love my sisters but I'm all set with even THINKING about sex and either of them.
Ugh.
By Kate, on October 10, 2008 13:27:50
These two orange skanks will end up stealing from him, drugging him, beating him up or something. He better have security at his side 24/7. The girls next door were gold digging whores, but harmless ones. These two are dangerous. Hef is a silly, senile old man.
By Hef has lost it, on October 10, 2008 13:37:51
Hey, times are tough, everybody's got to live more cheaply. These girls are the definition of that. Unfortunately, Hef seems pretty healthy, so I'm sure over time he'll slide all the way down to the Jackson twins (Bunifa Latifah and Shaniqua Laquita).
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 13:44:55
Why should anyone be concerned about the welfare of Hugh? He's been making billions off the exploitation of countless human beings for decades. Fuck him if he gets ripped off by these two. He's exploiting them, why SHOULDN'T they make money off of him also?
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 14:07:53
Can't wait to see what they will look like in a year after they've had multiple plastic surgeries, right now they are all fresh & innocent looking.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 11:59:21
"fresh & innocent looking"--that's the funniest comment I've seen posted all day.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 14:22:00
They're not hideous or anything, just nothing special. Very generic looking. Hugh Hefner was never known for having versatile taste. It's as if all his women come from a cloning lab. Sometimes I can't tell when he has a different chick.
By brandy, on October 10, 2008 15:40:55
19 years old my ass. Those two skanks look like they have some serious city miles on the odometer. if they're really 19 they're going to be a real mess in ten years & a horror show in 20.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 16:40:44
Wow, so they make golddigger in twin now?
By Fred, on October 10, 2008 19:13:23
LMAO at all these "poor Hef" comments. THat dirty old fart knows exactly what he's getting into with these golddigging whores. Why do you think he kept putting off knocking Holly up and finally came up with a "low sperm count?" He uses them, they use him, until they're all sick of it and then he trades them in for new ones. It's just like leasing a car, you pay for it while you have it, there's no commitment, and you get new ones every couple of years. All these dirty filthmongers deserve each other, no pity for any of them necessary.
By the PB mansion is just a giant trailer, on October 10, 2008 19:53:39
"The terrible twin twats". That has a nice ring to it...
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 20:09:49
Once again, West Central Florida has produced two fine young examples of humanity.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 20:13:50
I have no respect for women who take their clothes off for money. As long as these trashy whores keep prostituting their youth and sexuality women will continue to be treated like disposable commodities. It's sad that women are still valued more for their crotches than their minds.
By Pathetic, on October 10, 2008 20:15:20
Hugh Hefner's twins are fugly. Then again, dude's so old they probably look like toddlers to him.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 20:36:14
Skinny fat and zero tits. Hugh's finally going downhill. He's gonna kick the bucket soon.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 23:21:01
damn that headline pic is a ROUGH ass looking 19! gross. shauna sand called and wants her look back, ladies.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 23:25:53
understandable! there's nothing to do here in st. petersburg, therefore bar fights are very popular.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 23:55:03
Hey Hef, buy them a bunch of make-up and sone tits, then just maybe they'll be half way descent.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 07:09:45
Their parents must be so proud.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 07:10:37
I though the first three were unimpressive. These two are pretty hot if you look at them skin deep. You've got to hand it to "grandpa pimp," his fingers will smell like tuna til the day they put him in the ground.
I just don't see the infatuation with this walking corpse. What kind of 80 year old man hangs around with 19-year-old girls? Think about it, when he was in his 70's these girls were in grade school. Now he's going to exploit them and have them show their vaginas in a mens' magazine. What a disgusting horrible human being he is!
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 08:43:36
What is up with their wide-eyed photo-shoot facial expression, like they're wondering "wtf am I doing here??".
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 09:29:22
I've figured it out.
They look like cold lays that aren't quite sure whether they're really going to have to sleep with Hef or not. Every one of the images they have the 'scared bunny' look. Unless they are being posed by someone else they lack the 'it' factor. They don't seem to know what to do.
Send em back Hugh. These ones need to ripen a bit before they're camera ready.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 10:03:31
Two bimbos. Nothing more, nothing less.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 11:52:48
This is all publicity. Hef doesn't do anything with any of them. Give me a break. They all have young boyfriends on the side. Hef is all about making money, and he isn't going to do anything he can to try to revive a business that is going downhill.
The only refreshing part is that these girls are natural. I give them 2 mweeks and then I am sure Dr. Rey will do their implants.
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 13:02:00
Thee re not "the girl next door." These criminlas are not Playboy material. Hef has gone deep in thegutter tofind them As for Playboy exploiting women, under women's rights, women of Playboy do as they please and are paid for posing. Playboy Inc. hires many women in top, big professional in the company.Hef gives to women's/girls/ and other serious charities.
One more thing, those dresses are sold. Holly, Bridgette and Kendra must have thrown out those dresses MANY YEARS ago. That dress is such an old rerun from MANY YEARS AGO worn by many people from MANY YEARS AGO. It is soold, it is old-fashioned.
By A Girl next door, on October 11, 2008 13:58:59
Hefner is a disgrace, he enables drug use on his property and laughs at education. The best thing this "man" could do is DIE. Most girls call this type of guy a pervert. But when you have the money he has they call him brillant. Dont kid yourself, he s pervert.
These two sluts are rewarded by Hefner, what a great example to young girls everywhere....Thanks you piece of shit.
By markeeoo, on October 11, 2008 14:11:26
I heard he gave Kendra and Bridget the shaft along with Holly, without cause?
Is there some sort of limit on his bevy of blondes, because if so, it should still be 3, and someone is off somewhere carrying his torch and being made over for her public appearance...
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 16:39:54
Seriously these girls are plain. They have weirdo pooched out stomachs. When they site down it is really obvious.
By The Kath, on October 11, 2008 21:27:12
If you look back on a lot of his girlfriends from the past, they really were beautiful women. These girls are, average at best. I guess they get bumped up a notch or two because they are twins? I don't know...I guess young, beautiful women just aren't as taken with 80 year olds anymore!
As a side note - wouldn't it be nice if he did date someone closer to his own age? I mean, at 80 can it really be all about sex? Wouldn't it be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually lived through SOME of the same things as you did? Or even someone without 2 battery incidents on their record?
I'm sure its a publicity/appearance thing though. Whatever.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 07:14:04
They don't really look that much alike to me. They are constantly making different faces. It kinda takes away the "hot twin" element. They just look like 2 blondes that dress alike.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 07:19:02
10:19:32 - are you fucking kidding me. really?
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 08:53:31
They're not out of shape what so ever, they are just completely and utterly average. They make for good masturbation, end of story.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 10:33:14
Hefner is a toad and a slave trader. Die, Hugh, die.
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 15:49:27
"10:19:32 - are you fucking kidding me. "
I'm guessing the answer to your question is "YES". Stop being so fucking sensitive, especially in here.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 10:10:10
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