She's wearing Tony Homo's 2007 NFC East champ sweatshirt to prove something? It's mainly Homo's fault they didn't win the playoff game after that! You suck Jessica.
Come on, Tony! Grow up and be a man. Just because you got your ass kicked by the 'Skins last week doesn't mean you climb out on the ledge and marry *THAT*.
Guys, please. Do me a favour and NEVER POST SHIT LIKE THAT FROM YOUTUBE AGAIN. Fuck me, I think I busted a couple of knuckles punching that homeless guy.
And I broke a nail. Goddammit. Tood, you're going to get a serious ass kicking tonight.
I read an interview last year with one of Tony Romo's ex gfs and she said he talked a lot about wanting to be famous and date famous girls so the fans of his team shouldn't keep their hopes up about him breaking up with Jessica Simpson. sorry :-(
What the fucking FUCK was that?!?! She took a beautiful pop ballad that was worthy of Elton/Bernie status and went all hyper Mariah/Beyonce on it. Jessica "I'ma country girl now, y'all!" Simpson has all the finesse and subtlety of a wrecking ball to your skull and should be legally barred from singing ever again.
And who the hell thought that that dance routine was in any way applicable to "Angels?" Seriously. That was just retarded.
Hasn't this publicity stunt lasted long enough? Seriously, Tony Romo is a homo and Jessica Simpson is a talentless whore. Therefore, nobody cares about their pseudo-relationship. Time to move on...
I seriously believe the guy is gay and needs a wife as a cover for life and she is willing to be the next beard. The money is good - look at Holmes/Cruise, Travolta/Preston and such. Why else on Earth would he marry that woman, yep that is the ticket - he HAS TO BE GAY and she loves money.
Jessica, Use your butt plug to shut your mouth or maybe it was falling out and you screamed every time it moved. That was fucking awful. You can not sing, you can not even carry a tune. My god that was awful. I'm stunned..... What's with the squawking notes and basically crapping on the mike???? Nothing about you is attractive, God Tony what are you thinking??? Thomas
I recall an early episode of Newlyweds when Messica let out this big growly-singy sound from her throat at the lunch table and her mother told her to shut up and nearly hit her. Her singing voice makes me feel like I'm in a car gone off a cliff..or at least gives me a good idea of what that would feel like.
I can see Jessica dragging that dolt into stores like that and shopping with his money. She probably did try on rings, but no one said he bought one for her.
Her facial expressions and neck-jerking are horrible. What is wrong with her. Oh, and I forgot to mention that her voice sucks. And that dance sucked too. It didn't even go with the "music".
She wouldn't even make it on American Idol. Simon would rip her a new one and she'd be out. How has she managed so far? I am from Dallas and we cannot stand her fake ass here. Ugh. Oh and Neiman's isn't JUST a department store. You could getcha a good half million dollar ring there, for sure. But no, I hate her. Her singing is awful. AWFUL.
She still looks so weird when she sings. Like... bad vocal technique weird. And she totally had a rough start during the song... however, she can still belt. If that was live, she wasn't missing that many notes. Can't judge it too hard.
...granted, I refuse to let her ruin this song for me. So I'm going to be a little positive.
you guys can't blame her for Romo sucking so hard. its his own damn fault. hes a grown ass man. he knows how to concentrate. that being said, i remember when jessica used to be one of the blonde pop girls who could sing. who told her that singing in a baby voice and screeching sounded better??
OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO JESSICA DAMN THAT SUCKS SHE WAS SO GOOD THE FIRST TIME SHE MADE A VIDEO LISTEN TO HER FIRST HIT IN THE VIDEO YOU SEE A SMALL PLANE BEHIND HER AND HER VOICE IS AWESOME GET A GQ VIDEO SHE WAS GREAT BACK THEN BUT DAMN LAST NIGHT SHE SUCKED :(
Someone skinned a cat and then Jessica ate it cause she loves meat so much. If Tony marries her, he deserves all the misery he is going to get. All he had to do was stick to his values. His upbringing. But no he wanted to be famous and he through his football idol image down the toilet with that trashy girl. Sophia Bush went out with him twice and said we are just friends because we want different things out of life. Yeah, he wanted to use her for publicity just like he used Carrie Underwood. Thank God Carrie told him to take a hike and friends only too. Jessica is all he had left. What a mess.
OH....THAT'S GOOD...DON'T GO AWAY MAD...JUST GO AWAY!!! I AGREE...PLEASE GO AWAY...JESS!!! AT LEAST WHEN NICK SANG LAST YEAR ON DWTS.....HE REALLY SANG GOOD....HE HAS A REALL GOOD VOICE....U STINK JESSICA.....WERE U KISSING THE MIKE?? GOD...STOP...U R AWFUL....AND THAT BOBBLE HEAD THING AND THE FACES U MAKE....STOP TRYING TO LOOK SEXY....IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD....SAD...STAY HOME...IN YOUR UGLY SHOES....IN YOUR MANSION!!
53 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe's wearing Tony Homo's 2007 NFC East champ sweatshirt to prove something? It's mainly Homo's fault they didn't win the playoff game after that! You suck Jessica.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:20:43
Wow she stinks
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:26:43
Come on, Tony! Grow up and be a man. Just because you got your ass kicked by the 'Skins last week doesn't mean you climb out on the ledge and marry *THAT*.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:26:43
t. owens: " WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:33:34
Guys, please. Do me a favour and NEVER POST SHIT LIKE THAT FROM YOUTUBE AGAIN. Fuck me, I think I busted a couple of knuckles punching that homeless guy.
And I broke a nail. Goddammit. Tood, you're going to get a serious ass kicking tonight.
By Vigilante, on October 1, 2008 11:33:36
I'd hate to be that microphone.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:40:14
Another one I'd like to do a drive-by neck punch on.
By Jon, on October 1, 2008 11:41:25
For a minute i had to watch last night, just to see if i wanted to do it. Then she opened her mouth.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:42:55
I read an interview last year with one of Tony Romo's ex gfs and she said he talked a lot about wanting to be famous and date famous girls so the fans of his team shouldn't keep their hopes up about him breaking up with Jessica Simpson. sorry :-(
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:43:13
STOP SCREAMING JESSICA!!! Screaming isn't singing. Shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:46:00
What the fucking FUCK was that?!?! She took a beautiful pop ballad that was worthy of Elton/Bernie status and went all hyper Mariah/Beyonce on it. Jessica "I'ma country girl now, y'all!" Simpson has all the finesse and subtlety of a wrecking ball to your skull and should be legally barred from singing ever again.
And who the hell thought that that dance routine was in any way applicable to "Angels?" Seriously. That was just retarded.
By Rony Tomo, on October 1, 2008 11:52:24
Her nose looks weird. It looks like Ashley's. They must have the same plastic surgeon.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 11:59:43
She seems to have mistaken singing for gasping for breath. Romo must be into erotic asphyxiation cause she sounds like she's choking.
By Kes, on October 1, 2008 12:08:19
There is enough ass blubber in that room to feed an Eskimo family of four for two years.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:15:16
Dear Lord they'll breed stupid ignorant unattactive children!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:15:30
Everyone thought I was crazy when I suddenly stood up and cheered at work when the YouTube video said it was no longer available.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:16:49
Hasn't this publicity stunt lasted long enough? Seriously, Tony Romo is a homo and Jessica Simpson is a talentless whore. Therefore, nobody cares about their pseudo-relationship. Time to move on...
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:23:43
And their are people out there still buying anything she does. WTF!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:31:55
I seriously believe the guy is gay and needs a wife as a cover for life and she is willing to be the next beard. The money is good - look at Holmes/Cruise, Travolta/Preston and such. Why else on Earth would he marry that woman, yep that is the ticket - he HAS TO BE GAY and she loves money.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 12:36:29
Riiiight, like J Simp is going to wear a ring from a department store. Great story
By asshat, on October 1, 2008 12:38:41
Jessica,
Use your butt plug to shut your mouth or maybe it was falling out and you screamed every time it moved. That was fucking awful. You can not sing, you can not even carry a tune. My god that was awful.
I'm stunned..... What's with the squawking notes and basically crapping on the mike????
Nothing about you is attractive, God Tony what are you thinking???
Thomas
By Tom Landry, on October 1, 2008 12:42:44
AWESOME!!!!!
Go Giants!
By thebig28, on October 1, 2008 12:57:18
I recall an early episode of Newlyweds when Messica let out this big growly-singy sound from her throat at the lunch table and her mother told her to shut up and nearly hit her. Her singing voice makes me feel like I'm in a car gone off a cliff..or at least gives me a good idea of what that would feel like.
By Sami, on October 1, 2008 13:05:14
"Riiiight, like J Simp is going to wear a ring from a department store. Great story
By asshat, on October 1, 2008 12:38:41"
Yes, you are an asshat. They obviously were seen on purpose at that place so people would talk about them.
By Papa Joe Simpson, on October 1, 2008 13:15:19
What's wrong with a butt plug? Prude.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 13:23:34
What the hell? Does Ted Casablancas write for the Chicago-Sun Times now?
And who's the girl accompanying Titsicca in the pics? She's nice.
By Fred, on October 1, 2008 13:33:21
"Titsicca"? There aren't even two 'c's in the real spelling of her name. Stop it.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 13:52:11
and it's ted casablanca with no s on the end.
By gay helper :), on October 1, 2008 13:53:40
"She took a beautiful pop ballad that was worthy of Elton/Bernie status"
I'm confused - does that mean it was good, or it should be sodomized vigorously?
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 14:20:14
If you pause the video at the 1:22 mark, you can see why Romo might be considering the long walk. Assuming, of course, his cock wears size 14 shoes.
By humpinfrog, on October 1, 2008 14:26:21
Her teeth scare me.
By penis, on October 1, 2008 14:31:33
Yay! Go Giants!!
Oh, and I am not buying the story that Jessica Simpson and Tony Homo were shopping for a ring at Nieman Marcus.
By Willa Dodge, on October 1, 2008 14:40:59
I can see Jessica dragging that dolt into stores like that and shopping with his money. She probably did try on rings, but no one said he bought one for her.
By dump her , on October 1, 2008 14:44:02
Her facial expressions and neck-jerking are horrible. What is wrong with her. Oh, and I forgot to mention that her voice sucks. And that dance sucked too. It didn't even go with the "music".
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 15:29:45
enGAYged.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 15:41:29
She wouldn't even make it on American Idol. Simon would rip her a new one and she'd be out. How has she managed so far? I am from Dallas and we cannot stand her fake ass here. Ugh. Oh and Neiman's isn't JUST a department store. You could getcha a good half million dollar ring there, for sure. But no, I hate her. Her singing is awful. AWFUL.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 16:23:03
Best career move she's ever made.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 17:44:12
She still looks so weird when she sings. Like... bad vocal technique weird. And she totally had a rough start during the song... however, she can still belt. If that was live, she wasn't missing that many notes. Can't judge it too hard.
...granted, I refuse to let her ruin this song for me. So I'm going to be a little positive.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 18:45:09
Wow - not even her "hit" and she has made it even worse with her fake country nasal thang. true effing horrid!
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 19:19:47
Leave my fucking team alone bitch!!!!! Get away now! Take your untalented useless self back to your daddy and stay the fuck away from the 'Boys!
By Kat, on October 1, 2008 19:38:56
She was working that mic like she was giving it a bj...ick
By Angel A, on October 1, 2008 19:40:53
you guys can't blame her for Romo sucking so hard. its his own damn fault. hes a grown ass man. he knows how to concentrate. that being said, i remember when jessica used to be one of the blonde pop girls who could sing. who told her that singing in a baby voice and screeching sounded better??
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 19:52:07
uhh didnt she use to have great pipes? now she sings like shitney and maybe even ashlee sings better than her now. how sad.
By anonymous, on October 1, 2008 20:33:58
I'M LUVIN HANGELS INSTEAAAAAAAAAD
Horrifying
By VeeDub, on October 1, 2008 22:06:09
OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO JESSICA DAMN THAT SUCKS SHE WAS SO GOOD THE FIRST TIME SHE MADE A VIDEO LISTEN TO HER FIRST HIT IN THE VIDEO YOU SEE A SMALL PLANE BEHIND HER AND HER VOICE IS AWESOME GET A GQ VIDEO SHE WAS GREAT BACK THEN BUT DAMN LAST NIGHT SHE SUCKED :(
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 00:21:25
She sounds awful. Give it up Jess...dont go away mad...just go away.
By Lill2441, on October 2, 2008 08:44:17
Someone skinned a cat and then Jessica ate it cause she loves meat so much. If Tony marries her, he deserves all the misery he is going to get. All he had to do was stick to his values. His upbringing. But no he wanted to be famous and he through his football idol image down the toilet with that trashy girl. Sophia Bush went out with him twice and said we are just friends because we want different things out of life. Yeah, he wanted to use her for publicity just like he used Carrie Underwood. Thank God Carrie told him to take a hike and friends only too. Jessica is all he had left. What a mess.
By Trudy, on October 2, 2008 14:10:13
OH....THAT'S GOOD...DON'T GO AWAY MAD...JUST GO AWAY!!! I AGREE...PLEASE GO AWAY...JESS!!! AT LEAST WHEN NICK SANG LAST YEAR ON DWTS.....HE REALLY SANG GOOD....HE HAS A REALL GOOD VOICE....U STINK JESSICA.....WERE U KISSING THE MIKE?? GOD...STOP...U R AWFUL....AND THAT BOBBLE HEAD THING AND THE FACES U MAKE....STOP TRYING TO LOOK SEXY....IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD....SAD...STAY HOME...IN YOUR UGLY SHOES....IN YOUR MANSION!!
By JANE, on October 2, 2008 14:23:30
I am so fucking sick and tired of seeing Jessica and Tony pics. Excuse me while I drive a hot fucking darning needle in my godamned eye!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 04:26:22
you guys are mean.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 07:55:11
Welcome, 07:55 11. Please feel free to have a look around. Do take note that the site is called "IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay".
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NOW GO BACK TA JERSEY, YA MORON!!!!
And have a nice day.
By Vigilante, on October 3, 2008 08:30:08
that was one horrific assault on the ears. did she not know the applause was for the dancers? yikes, someone gag that girl.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:52:33
Hey Jessica, my NY Giants superbowl sweatshirt looks much better than your sweatshirt.
By K, on October 7, 2008 09:36:41
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