I'd love to think that I would tell her off if I ever saw her. But I suspect that I'd just stare at her magnificent tits and mumble incoherently how I liked her last CD. I'm so ashamed.
Aw, I love Daisy (her dog). Poor thing looks like she wants to get the hell out of there, though. Either that, or she's been witness to some terrible things, lol.
So she's gonna be performing up here (Tacoma, WA) at a casino in a couple weeks. I'm wondering if I should go just to see how awful she'll be. Should I go?
She looks like a brown cow in that dress and her boobs look like cow udders. The perfume should be called bossy...or gassy since she farts all the time.
"just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, and they'll be nice to you"
sorry, but she looks fat...in that dress.....not good....she makes me sick....out making more $$$$ for daddy...if anyone is stupid enuf to buy it!!! someone please tell me what tony romo see's in her????????????????? she's such and awful singer.....and the shoes....ugh!!
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By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 12:56:02
I'd love to think that I would tell her off if I ever saw her. But I suspect that I'd just stare at her magnificent tits and mumble incoherently how I liked her last CD. I'm so ashamed.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 12:57:05
"Fancy" - isn't that the name of that Reba McIntyre song, about the woman who turns her daughter into a prostitute??
Yeah, great name, Jess!
By Albatross, on October 20, 2008 12:58:55
The tits don't matter when the face looks like that. Her dumb dog has a cuter face than she does. Sad.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 12:59:48
She should have name it Jinx.
By tony homo's broken finger, on October 20, 2008 13:05:33
Fancy, don't let meee doooouuunnnnn. Oh, and Jessica--you're a cunt.
xo, Reba
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 13:05:39
How does this idiot function day to day? I'm thinking she needs LeapFrog to simply order lunch.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 13:07:14
How ever does she get her man hands around that bottle to push the nozzle. It must be like trying to type with hot dogs for fingers.
By Lauren, on October 20, 2008 13:10:32
I'd like to place my rock hard member in between those monster orbs.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 13:45:19
Her boobs are fancy, that's about it.
By Tony Romo's pinky, on October 20, 2008 13:45:22
After this they are going to change the store's name from "Dillards" to "Dullards".
By Santos, on October 20, 2008 13:54:14
Aw, I love Daisy (her dog). Poor thing looks like she wants to get the hell out of there, though. Either that, or she's been witness to some terrible things, lol.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 14:02:41
Go Redskins!!!
By Troy, on October 20, 2008 14:53:28
So she's gonna be performing up here (Tacoma, WA) at a casino in a couple weeks. I'm wondering if I should go just to see how awful she'll be. Should I go?
By Niecy, on October 20, 2008 15:51:49
When Jess talks, can you see Daisy's lips move?
By Holden Magroin, on October 20, 2008 17:28:37
Get that dog off the table. You are spreading germs!
By Randi, on October 20, 2008 18:04:53
The dog looks unimpressed.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 20:39:21
She looks like a retard. Oh wait!
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 20:40:01
yes go!
By ashley, on October 20, 2008 20:42:09
Her perfume stinks and her shoes are horrible that my company may no longer carry her line.
By KiKi, on October 20, 2008 20:57:23
In a few years she'll be the real life version of a washed out daisy duke; big butt, thick legs, stretch marks and no brains.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 22:09:11
super cute
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 22:20:18
i bet the dog tells her what to write.
By anonymous, on October 20, 2008 23:21:59
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW YALL COM BAK NOW YU HEAR AND BUY FANCY PERFUME IS FOR DOGS ,SEE THE CUTE DOG
By anonymous, on October 21, 2008 01:05:19
Saw her on Letterman.
She is dumb as a brick! The dog has more brains.
By anonymous, on October 21, 2008 09:51:02
She looks like a brown cow in that dress and her boobs look like cow udders. The perfume should be called bossy...or gassy since she farts all the time.
"just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy, and they'll be nice to you"
By anonymous, on October 21, 2008 10:46:14
sorry, but she looks fat...in that dress.....not good....she makes me sick....out making more $$$$ for daddy...if anyone is stupid enuf to buy it!!!
someone please tell me what tony romo see's in her????????????????? she's such and awful singer.....and the shoes....ugh!!
By vanessa, on October 21, 2008 13:50:06
Romo is from Wisconsin and she is a cow...that must be what he sees in her!
By anonymous, on October 21, 2008 14:34:45
She should name her next perfume "Irrelevant".
By Hyperbole, on October 21, 2008 23:13:48
ahahahah@23
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 03:48:19
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