Big tits, as her dad, Joe Simpson said, "You can't cover up those double D's." She is pretty . She has a so-so voice , but she tries to be stretch her voice out to be what it is not. She has made tens of millions of money for her and her family and is an American success story. I do not hate Chestica Simpson, but just wish she would cut back on the publicity. It is overkill and is hurting her more than helping her. Tony and Jessica will marry and then have a baby and divorce by 2010. Just wait.
NO ring & no couple. Done its over. She playing ya to think she has a ring on but if you see all the pics these are not all of them. They will show NO ring.
seriously...don't waste time on this fugly bitch. besides the fact her dad likes to play with her boobs, she's annoying and retarded. it's like making fun of the mentally handicapped...... well, yea, that IS fun.
the only thing she's covering up is her big penis, so leave her alone. she's already jinxed the cowboys.....kinda like the curse of the Cubs...kinda
this girl makes me sick. enough posts of her already! enough with the media coverage of how she "found love again" when that's the exact same thing she said with john mayer! she's not a celebrity anymore! ugh.
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI don't understand why people call her beautiful. She does not have a beautiful face at all.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:38:16
So she got a little absent-minded and started to whip it out for a quick car ride rubout. Who among us hasn't done that?
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 09:47:01
she is really gross...i am going to go look at a picture of Ronnie James Dio to cleanse my retinas of Jessica.
By JR, on October 2, 2008 09:53:25
09:38:16, they call her that because she has giant tits and bottle blond hair. It takes no more than that.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:03:07
I think she hiding the extra fat folds on those big thighs or showing us her ring less finger. Or just could be her big pecker.
Wear something that covers your big ass, with out it crawling up. You’re so desperate for attention.
Tony, your stupid. I'm still having nightmares from her singing on DWTS.
By Roger Staubach, on October 2, 2008 10:16:00
i wanna see... but i agree with the big tits comment... she's got D's and shes like 5'3"
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:21:07
She's more like 5'1". I've seen her in person. She's too short and she's got a dog-face only her daddy could love, and Tony Homo.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:22:42
Tony Homo is what I use to call him in High School! LOL...brings back memories. Burlington High School blows!!!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 10:55:37
A classic example of a butterface. An don't even get me started on her "singing" - my ears were bleeding after that horrendous DWTS performance.
By Albatross, on October 2, 2008 10:56:45
Oh, Todd...no need to special order. Finger cots might be a tad roomy for you, but they'll still do.
By Hyperbole, on October 2, 2008 11:22:16
What she isn't hiding are her disgusting, chewed nails. YUCK!
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 11:48:51
Her arms look really short in that dress. Weird.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 12:02:35
"she's got a dog-face only her daddy could love"
True - Papa Joe does love her face. He said it's very "sploogeworthy."
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 12:52:51
Yeah she's only 5'1" and as soon as she gets preggers she's gonna explode and then million dollar man is gonna have a fatty for a wife.
By Trudy, on October 2, 2008 14:12:29
Whatever with the LGBT community comments here.
Any guy with a microgram of testosterone in their system would bang this girl to a new level of stupid.
By Fred, on October 2, 2008 14:52:58
Yeah, her dick.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 14:55:58
Big tits, as her dad, Joe Simpson said, "You can't cover up those double D's." She is pretty . She has a so-so voice , but she tries to be stretch her voice out to be what it is not. She has made tens of millions of money for her and her family and is an American success story. I do not hate Chestica Simpson, but just wish she would cut back on the publicity. It is overkill and is hurting her more than helping her. Tony and Jessica will marry and then have a baby and divorce by 2010. Just wait.
By No playoffs DallasCowboys, on October 2, 2008 15:32:43
She's hiding her fanny.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 15:33:28
NO ring & no couple. Done its over. She playing ya to think she has a ring on but if you see all the pics these are not all of them. They will show NO ring.
By anonymous, on October 2, 2008 16:56:36
seriously...don't waste time on this fugly bitch. besides the fact her dad likes to play with her boobs, she's annoying and retarded. it's like making fun of the mentally handicapped...... well, yea, that IS fun.
the only thing she's covering up is her big penis, so leave her alone. she's already jinxed the cowboys.....kinda like the curse of the Cubs...kinda
By chris from vancouverBC, on October 2, 2008 20:49:26
Wow she is really getting fat. She's starting to look as bad as her voice sounds.
By Jessica, on October 2, 2008 22:40:09
Damn, she really is getting fat.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 07:27:51
Yeah, what a lardass. She must wear what, a size 6 now? Pig.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 09:47:33
Her erection.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 09:55:17
this girl makes me sick. enough posts of her already! enough with the media coverage of how she "found love again" when that's the exact same thing she said with john mayer! she's not a celebrity anymore! ugh.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 15:07:53
Damn, is she untalented! Big tittied frog is right; dumbass can't sing to save her life. The least she could have done is show off her pussy...
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 00:15:47
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