"I get the feeling that people who write theater reviews may not be the greatest authorities on tits."
Lmfao!!! I think you hit that nail on the head, Todd. Now, if it was an 8 year old boy in a bikini, they'd have something within their realm of experience to critique!
She is like Esther Williams, the actress/swimmer who was "Ordinary on dry land, but a star in the water." When Kelly is in civvies, and not in a bikini, she loses about 98% of her appeal.
I agree with #1. She should go naked and if the production is losing money, the producers could sell special tickets to form a line behind her as she's taking her bows like in pic 2. The VIP (Vaginally Insert Penis) tickets could save the whole production. Ladies, lest you think me a male chauvinist pig who objectifies women, remember, "THE SHOW MUST GO ON", or at least that's what Misty May Traynor said on Dancing With The Stars the other night, and she would know!!!
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Leave Your CommentThat's a retarded bikini for a woman her age to wear, she's not a toddler. She should just take it off and be naked instead.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 12:54:07
"I get the feeling that people who write theater reviews may not be the greatest authorities on tits."
Lmfao!!! I think you hit that nail on the head, Todd. Now, if it was an 8 year old boy in a bikini, they'd have something within their realm of experience to critique!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 13:06:43
She is like Esther Williams, the actress/swimmer who was "Ordinary on dry land, but a star in the water." When Kelly is in civvies, and not in a bikini, she loses about 98% of her appeal.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 13:16:06
I think she's a wonderful rack-tress!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 13:27:10
I agree with #1. She should go naked and if the production is losing money, the producers could sell special tickets to form a line behind her as she's taking her bows like in pic 2. The VIP (Vaginally Insert Penis) tickets could save the whole production. Ladies, lest you think me a male chauvinist pig who objectifies women, remember, "THE SHOW MUST GO ON", or at least that's what Misty May Traynor said on Dancing With The Stars the other night, and she would know!!!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 13:36:47
Who's Kelly Brooks, and why is her smile melting my heart like a stick of microwaved butter?
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on October 14, 2008 14:44:32
Depends makes waterful diapers?
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 15:06:07
Fuck!!! Give her the Tony or the Oscar or whatever! She's the greatest actress I've ever seen! She definitely moved ME!
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 16:12:53
Is it just me or does she have no tone at all?
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 17:57:58
That mouth could swallow a 2 liter bottle.
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 18:34:14
fuckable
By anonymous, on October 14, 2008 19:24:10
Who?
By Joe Mahma, on October 14, 2008 22:22:03
That is a hideous bikini and shoe combo, but hot regardless.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 04:26:19
At least she looks like a real woman and not manly like Britney Spears does.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 08:06:45
Thats all she is good for to walk around in an ugly bikini she can't act maybe in a porno but not in a theatre
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:21:01
"Is it just me or does she have no tone at all?"
It's just you.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 13:59:48
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