What is with this obsession with adopting kids from Africa??? Are there not kids in America who need homes? Like Hello, contact the foster care system and take a kid out of one of those God awful Foster homes for profit. Assholes.
So, LiLo wants to adopt a child from a third world country, eh? These damn celebrities and their far-fetched ideas. Seriously, there are pockets of poverty even in the greater L.A. region. There is plenty of need in her own backyard, negating the need to go to a "3rd world country."
Oh, and one doesn't get a child to make up for a bad childhood. Children are not psychological crutches, nor are they cures for people with mummy/daddy problems. I swear, sometimes I think celebrities are some kind of cruel joke being played on us by some alien planet.
She must think that having a child is like going to the pound and picking out a puppy that you can return when you realize that you are in over your head. She needs to go back to dick to clear her mind - she will then have the self awareness to understand that she is still a pathetic loser.
Awesome! She's fucked up due to an asshole dad & an attention addicted mommy dearest, is talentless & without employment (and, from what everyone is saying, is close to being broke), and has become a lesbian carpet muncher; now she can instill these lack-of-virtues into some kid who will become just as fucked up as her. This being California, I'm sure some judge will see this as good...
Just because your father and mother are attention whores, and you're worse than them, does not mean you have to inflict that upon a child. If you want to be a parent, you've got to be an adult. You've got a long way to go, honey; you can think about adopting when being a faux lesbian, booze & blow aren't the primary focus of your life...
She's a drug-addicted starlet who publicly feuds with her trashy dad and whose skanky-ass never-was mom is busy whoring out her little sister. She and her partner are respectively a lame has-been actress and an utterly forgettable DJ. Yup, that thar's primo baby turf.
Hear that? It's all the orphans of the world clamoring to be adopted by Brangelina just so they won't have Blohan as a mama.
When I saw this post, I was thinking, "Why do we continue to pay attention to this twat?" Paying attention to her narcissistic/sociopathic antics is what makes her continue them. But then it occurred to me that if we stopped, the loss of said attention could force her to do something even worse, like maybe jump off a bridge. So maybe we should continue to pay attention to her, from a moral standpoint, as a way of protecting her from herself.
Hey useless whore don't put a child from this planet to hell you stupid skank you can't take care of your ALCOHOLIC self let alone a kid ,think first with little you have in that head and don't adopt a kid or get preggers that ugly lesbo you are dating has a dick you know you can tell in that ugly bikini she got on the other day
I am sick of Hollywood skanks going over to Africa and adopting little black kids like we are pets. But she is in " Kalifornia " so anything goes there. Plus why do they all go overseas anyway?? We got plenty of kids right here that need parents, Just not Hollywood lesbian parents.
that is absolutely ridiculous. i worked a party for miss lohan one night and she was up for 36 hours doin 8 balls. and now that shes reached a mature old age of 22 years old she feels she all grown up and ready to adopt either a child in need or a new born from another country? go for it lindsey..go save the world one child at a time. just be sure its not the kid raising you..holy hell were all doomed
This nasty little cunt shouldn't be allowed to adopt. The adoption agency in the U.S. would reject her, but she might be able to buy a kid in another country......What a whore, the last thing she needs.
Why doesn't she just sleep with a man? I know she has slept with most of the men in LA and NY but perhaps Chris Angel is available. I think dirty skank is his type. On the other hand her eggs have probably gone bad from all the cocain.
Lohan's a candidate for mandatory sterilization, for sure. I just wish there was some way to keep her from adopting, though. You can fuck up adopted kids even worse than you can your own. Hopefully, this is just a passing fancy of hers, like lesbianism.
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Leave Your CommentIt will never happen, o wait it is California, that kid is fucked never see it coming.
By Sauramen, on October 3, 2008 13:53:57
Shit, why a third world country? She could adopt one from Canada! Hell, I found a kid in my backyard this morning. She coulda had him.
Chances are he would have thrived in her care considering what he's probably used to.
By Vigilante, on October 3, 2008 14:00:29
She can adopt me!!! I'll even climb back inside to simulate birth...every single day.
By I'm in love with the ginger kid!, on October 3, 2008 14:15:56
LOL.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 15:49:30
What is with this obsession with adopting kids from Africa??? Are there not kids in America who need homes? Like Hello, contact the foster care system and take a kid out of one of those God awful Foster homes for profit. Assholes.
By She's an idiot, on October 3, 2008 16:05:49
what about a newborn from the country she lives in? they need families too.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 16:28:29
If she adopted me, I'd wait until she falls asleep at night, then crawl into her bed and bury my adolescent face right into her vibrant red muff.
T'would be a nightly ritual.
By J-Bird, on October 3, 2008 17:24:39
Her difficult childhood only makes it more likely that HER children will have a difficult childhood.
Lohan is too stupid to spell 'cycle' let alone understand it.
By joejoe, on October 3, 2008 17:28:58
Why do "celebrities" always adopt kids from foreign countries? Don't they realize that there are kids here that need homes.
Well, I guess it's 'cause they can pretty much buy a foreign kid and won't have any social workers checking in on them.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 17:45:49
^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahahahahahaha
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 18:07:37
So, LiLo wants to adopt a child from a third world country, eh? These damn celebrities and their far-fetched ideas. Seriously, there are pockets of poverty even in the greater L.A. region. There is plenty of need in her own backyard, negating the need to go to a "3rd world country."
Oh, and one doesn't get a child to make up for a bad childhood. Children are not psychological crutches, nor are they cures for people with mummy/daddy problems. I swear, sometimes I think celebrities are some kind of cruel joke being played on us by some alien planet.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on October 3, 2008 18:39:38
She must think that having a child is like going to the pound and picking out a puppy that you can return when you realize that you are in over your head. She needs to go back to dick to clear her mind - she will then have the self awareness to understand that she is still a pathetic loser.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 20:02:20
Gingers don't tan, Todd, you know that.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 20:11:24
Another dumb hollywood bimbo who thinks babies are cool accessories. I'm sure it won't ever happen.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 21:06:22
Awesome! She's fucked up due to an asshole dad & an attention addicted mommy dearest, is talentless & without employment (and, from what everyone is saying, is close to being broke), and has become a lesbian carpet muncher; now she can instill these lack-of-virtues into some kid who will become just as fucked up as her. This being California, I'm sure some judge will see this as good...
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 22:25:52
Oh WHOREhan...
Just because your father and mother are attention whores, and you're worse than them, does not mean you have to inflict that upon a child. If you want to be a parent, you've got to be an adult. You've got a long way to go, honey; you can think about adopting when being a faux lesbian, booze & blow aren't the primary focus of your life...
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 00:09:37
She's a drug-addicted starlet who publicly feuds with her trashy dad and whose skanky-ass never-was mom is busy whoring out her little sister. She and her partner are respectively a lame has-been actress and an utterly forgettable DJ. Yup, that thar's primo baby turf.
Hear that? It's all the orphans of the world clamoring to be adopted by Brangelina just so they won't have Blohan as a mama.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 01:15:21
and there's lindsay, doing her best britney
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 08:59:06
Thanks for not posting my comment!
How dare I call Linds stupid and allude to the fact that bad parents raise bad parents.
By joejoe, on October 4, 2008 09:17:53
When I saw this post, I was thinking, "Why do we continue to pay attention to this twat?" Paying attention to her narcissistic/sociopathic antics is what makes her continue them. But then it occurred to me that if we stopped, the loss of said attention could force her to do something even worse, like maybe jump off a bridge. So maybe we should continue to pay attention to her, from a moral standpoint, as a way of protecting her from herself.
Nah.
By Little Miss Sunshine Ph.D, on October 4, 2008 10:40:18
Ok, so my original post got mis-placed or something?
I KNOW it wasn't there earlier today. Weird...
By joejoe, on October 4, 2008 11:16:10
Hey useless whore don't put a child from this planet to hell you stupid skank you can't take care of your ALCOHOLIC self let alone a kid ,think first with little you have in that head and don't adopt a kid or get preggers that ugly lesbo you are dating has a dick you know you can tell in that ugly bikini she got on the other day
By hey lindsay don't do it bitch, on October 4, 2008 12:24:08
I am sick of Hollywood skanks going over to Africa and adopting little black kids like we are pets. But she is in " Kalifornia " so anything goes there. Plus why do they all go overseas anyway?? We got plenty of kids right here that need parents, Just not Hollywood lesbian parents.
By Kenneth, on October 6, 2008 04:19:47
"I am sick of Hollywood skanks going over to Africa and adopting little black kids like we are pets."
Hey, America became the superpower they are today by employing this tactic 200 years ago.
By J-Bird, on October 6, 2008 11:13:04
that is absolutely ridiculous. i worked a party for miss lohan one night and she was up for 36 hours doin 8 balls. and now that shes reached a mature old age of 22 years old she feels she all grown up and ready to adopt either a child in need or a new born from another country? go for it lindsey..go save the world one child at a time. just be sure its not the kid raising you..holy hell were all doomed
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 11:14:34
This nasty little cunt shouldn't be allowed to adopt. The adoption agency in the U.S. would reject her, but she might be able to buy a kid in another country......What a whore, the last thing she needs.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 14:23:07
Why doesn't she just sleep with a man? I know she has slept with most of the men in LA and NY but perhaps Chris Angel is available. I think dirty skank is his type. On the other hand her eggs have probably gone bad from all the cocain.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 16:49:41
Forget adopting! Take care of yourself first! Better yet, take care of those boots! They are HID-E-OUSSSSS
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 04:26:16
Lohan's a candidate for mandatory sterilization, for sure. I just wish there was some way to keep her from adopting, though. You can fuck up adopted kids even worse than you can your own. Hopefully, this is just a passing fancy of hers, like lesbianism.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 09:04:17
No, no and no. Just no. This must never happen.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 08:17:43
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