I agree..there is nothing special about these girls. I'd imagine that it gets harder to find semi-attractive looking skanks to "date" Hef, though, as time goes on.
Hef is a joke now. Just some rich old man with a dick that doesn't work paying hookers to be naked for him and fuck each other and pretend to think he's attractive. It's sad. Hef should go back to his wife and kids and stop beating a dead horse before he dies and it's too late.
Big areolas, too big for their small tits, tanned and sundamaged or tanning bed damaged areolas and nipples, too skinny, no asses, pretty faces, but dead and scared behind the eyes. WOW. This is not hot at all.
Those chicks are uber hot. If you don't think so, you are either some fat ugly chick who is trying to make herself feel better for being a cow. Or a dude who is upset that you can't score hot chicks.
Seriously, go back to preaching about how pretty Kelly Clarkson is losers.
Why are women stripping off their pubes? I don't get that. Why do they want to look like preteens down there? There is something very abnormal and unseemly about women waxing everything off. It looks strange.
Hef needs to take his geritol & go to bed. He just doesn't see that these sluts are there for nothing but his money. Then again, if he's 82 & fucking naked 19 year old sisters, maybe he knows something I don't...
At least these two skanks don't have fake tits...For now. To those who say that Playboy standards are slipping: get a life. Preferbly one that doesn't involve Playboy.
"80% of 19 year old girls in college have bodies like that" Bullshit. Either a. you have never been in college b. you spent your college years on a porn site or watching Girls Gone Wild
Mr. I-am-dating-a Thai stripper is complaining about these two chicks looking "boyish", when it is a known fact that most Asian women are flat rectangles.
While it is nice to see reall breast just MIGHT actually make a come-back, which I highly doubt, I think these twins are sadly lost to allow themselves to be used by Hefner. I agree with the abovepost that he needs to go back to his wife and family and quit beating this dead horse. Maybe he could actually die with some dignity???LOL
Yeah; this skanks have arrest records. They're violent, and Hef is going to get his ass kicked. Big mistake, Hef; don't trade your health for some pre-20 pussy, any of the playboy whores/bunnies would be happy to fuck you all day long...
Guaranteed that one of these walking sperm receptacles will end up suing hef, or getting pregnant on purpose. He's going to get taken to the cleaners. Lawsuit is right; his daughter needs to step in & kick their gold digging, kneepad wearing asses to the curb.
The only ones getting used here are the girls who are selling their bodies. Hugh has all the money, therefore controls this kind of sad relationship. He knows what he's doing, they will look back on this with a lot of regret, if they have half a brain.
1) If you put a fake tan and skanky makeup on all the 19 year olds in the country 80% them would look like this 2) if you think otherwise you must have gone to a community college or you spent too much time in the engineering building at your school
10:02:10 Sorry to break this to you, but most women are not thin and tall like these two whores. And if you think that tan skin and makeup alters your weight and height, you're an idiot.
That guy bragging about dating a Thai stripper is actually dating a transexual and doesn't know it LMAO. It's a well known fact that most Strippers in Thailand are trannys because Thailand is the one place they can get the surgery without having to wait.
" Actually, I am dating a hot Thai stripper right now, so no, I am not bitter about what I don't have.
I was commenting that those "Playboy" girls are mere shadows of what Hef used to serve. They used to look like women, not twin Calista Flockharts.
That is all.
By Storm, on October 9, 2008 15:21:17 "
The fact that you appear to think tits make a woman makes me think you must confuse tranny night shift workers for women pretty often... lord knows tranny hookers have some of the best racks on the planet, but they're still hiding a nasty surprise that's probably twice as big as your choad.
God there are some redneck pieces of shit on this site
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Leave Your CommentUm...nice pics, but it seems they forgot to put the titties on it.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 11:07:31
Yeah, they are hot. Thanks, Jenny!
By TAP, on October 9, 2008 11:07:45
Incest threesome sex with twin teenagers? WTF Hugh Hefner is now more vile than Larry Flynt.
By time to retire hef, on October 9, 2008 11:10:04
The quality of Playboy chicks has slipped tremendously. First that wigger Kendra, now these twin flat chested boys with pretty faces.
Hugh, man up and show us some WOMEN.
By Storm, on October 9, 2008 11:24:12
Their parents must be proud...
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 11:36:36
Umm these girls are not hot. Are you kidding me? 80% of 19 year old girls in college have bodies like that. Playboy is slipping and so is Hef.
Storm is right. These girls are just sperm receptacles.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 11:53:42
I agree..there is nothing special about these girls. I'd imagine that it gets harder to find semi-attractive looking skanks to "date" Hef, though, as time goes on.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 13:00:20
Hef is a joke now. Just some rich old man with a dick that doesn't work paying hookers to be naked for him and fuck each other and pretend to think he's attractive. It's sad. Hef should go back to his wife and kids and stop beating a dead horse before he dies and it's too late.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 13:03:17
Look at their nasty ass long toe nails....
By footman, on October 9, 2008 13:08:23
"13:03:17"
You say it like its a bad thing! Seriously who cares? Don't be a hater because he can
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 13:56:04
Don't be a hater because he can
Having to pay for sex makes you a loser, not a hero, and using the word "hater" makes you a moron.
By Hotlanta, on October 9, 2008 13:59:34
Big areolas, too big for their small tits, tanned and sundamaged or tanning bed damaged areolas and nipples, too skinny, no asses, pretty faces, but dead and scared behind the eyes. WOW. This is not hot at all.
By they have daddy issues, on October 9, 2008 14:03:47
Those chicks are uber hot. If you don't think so, you are either some fat ugly chick who is trying to make herself feel better for being a cow. Or a dude who is upset that you can't score hot chicks.
Seriously, go back to preaching about how pretty Kelly Clarkson is losers.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 14:55:21
"uber"? No, we're not fat and/or gay. We're grownup adult people with careers and eyesight.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 15:00:04
14:55:21--
Actually, I am dating a hot Thai stripper right now, so no, I am not bitter about what I don't have.
I was commenting that those "Playboy" girls are mere shadows of what Hef used to serve. They used to look like women, not twin Calista Flockharts.
That is all.
By Storm, on October 9, 2008 15:21:17
The thought of doing Hugh Hefner is revolting.
Doing Hugh Hefner AND MY SISTER would make me run to a therapist for serious counselling.
They must be absolutely desperately poor or dumb enough to get tricked into thinking this is a good idea.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 15:45:58
Storm said---Actually, I am dating a hot Thai stripper right now, so no, I am not bitter about what I don't have.
Don't brag about that unless you want gay men with tranny and beastiality fetishes to envy you.
By veterinarian, on October 9, 2008 15:54:31
Why are women stripping off their pubes? I don't get that. Why do they want to look like preteens down there? There is something very abnormal and unseemly about women waxing everything off. It looks strange.
By Society is weird, on October 9, 2008 16:20:39
Hef needs to take his geritol & go to bed. He just doesn't see that these sluts are there for nothing but his money. Then again, if he's 82 & fucking naked 19 year old sisters, maybe he knows something I don't...
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 16:43:52
They look super uncomfortable in that first picture.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 17:26:57
At least these two skanks don't have fake tits...For now.
To those who say that Playboy standards are slipping: get a life. Preferbly one that doesn't involve Playboy.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 18:13:08
"80% of 19 year old girls in college have bodies like that"
Bullshit. Either
a. you have never been in college
b. you spent your college years on a porn site or watching Girls Gone Wild
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 18:16:15
NO WAY! Heff is dating women with, dare I say it, NATURAL BREASTS? Holy shit!
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 18:19:01
Mr. I-am-dating-a Thai stripper is complaining about these two chicks looking "boyish", when it is a known fact that most Asian women are flat rectangles.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 18:30:09
While it is nice to see reall breast just MIGHT actually make a come-back, which I highly doubt, I think these twins are sadly lost to allow themselves to be used by Hefner. I agree with the abovepost that he needs to go back to his wife and family and quit beating this dead horse. Maybe he could actually die with some dignity???LOL
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 21:35:11
Yeah; this skanks have arrest records. They're violent, and Hef is going to get his ass kicked. Big mistake, Hef; don't trade your health for some pre-20 pussy, any of the playboy whores/bunnies would be happy to fuck you all day long...
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 22:30:13
Guaranteed that one of these walking sperm receptacles will end up suing hef, or getting pregnant on purpose. He's going to get taken to the cleaners. Lawsuit is right; his daughter needs to step in & kick their gold digging, kneepad wearing asses to the curb.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 22:40:04
The only ones getting used here are the girls who are selling their bodies. Hugh has all the money, therefore controls this kind of sad relationship. He knows what he's doing, they will look back on this with a lot of regret, if they have half a brain.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 04:15:52
Yay real tits!
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 05:50:01
No matter how hard Playboy PR tries he is not relevant. Hef and Playboy are relics, and both are circling close to the drain.
By x24, on October 10, 2008 05:59:47
LOL, i would NOT brag about dating a thai stripper, in fact if I had to ever resort to such a sorry state I would hide from the rest of the world.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 06:38:29
Looks like he's sucessfully bagged the President and the Secretary of the "Itty Bitty Tittie Committee"...or at least their spokeswomen!
And I agree about the total wax job...I like a good trim job...a little "landing strip", if you will... but completely bare is too creepy!
By Amber, on October 10, 2008 09:00:05
When I first saw this pic, I thought they were laying on his future gravesite. Seriously.
By Isn't he dead yet?, on October 10, 2008 09:34:31
1) If you put a fake tan and skanky makeup on all the 19 year olds in the country 80% them would look like this
2) if you think otherwise you must have gone to a community college or you spent too much time in the engineering building at your school
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:02:10
10:02:10
Sorry to break this to you, but most women are not thin and tall like these two whores. And if you think that tan skin and makeup alters your weight and height, you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 10:47:27
That guy bragging about dating a Thai stripper is actually dating a transexual and doesn't know it LMAO. It's a well known fact that most Strippers in Thailand are trannys because Thailand is the one place they can get the surgery without having to wait.
By Now don't you feel GAY???, on October 10, 2008 12:27:35
Nice piepan nips there, ladies.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 12:44:32
"
Actually, I am dating a hot Thai stripper right now, so no, I am not bitter about what I don't have.
I was commenting that those "Playboy" girls are mere shadows of what Hef used to serve. They used to look like women, not twin Calista Flockharts.
That is all.
By Storm, on October 9, 2008 15:21:17
"
The fact that you appear to think tits make a woman makes me think you must confuse tranny night shift workers for women pretty often... lord knows tranny hookers have some of the best racks on the planet, but they're still hiding a nasty surprise that's probably twice as big as your choad.
God there are some redneck pieces of shit on this site
By anonymous, on October 11, 2008 07:30:56
FAKE HAIR ANDDDD WAIT TILL THEY HAVE A BOOB JOB REAL SOON!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 13, 2008 22:52:44
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