ABOUT TIME, hey Guy now find a real woman with a sexy body some talent and YOUNG no more old and ugly bitches like her ,hopefully that bitch sign a prenup right??
Pardon me, Anonymous 10:18:02, but I'd say it's the other way around. Madonna is such an insufferable cyborg -- I don't even think her emotions are even real anymore -- that any man that puts up with that crap is worth some money. Three hundred million bucks? Probably not (and chances are, he won't even see half that, since most of her fortune was made long before he came into her line of sight). But $100 million for his trouble -- and for putting her in every movie he's made since he finished directing "Snatch" -- is certainly not out of the question.
Madonna is a HAG. Absolutely butt fucking ugly; nasty hair, dumbass gap toothed grin, disgusting stringy body. No talent to speak of (I hate dance acts; if I wanted to see one, I'd go to Vegas, not at a supposed "concert"). And, she's the most self centered egotistical twat around. Any man that puts up with something as puke inducing as her deserves millions.
AND, it's nice to see the ring being on the other finger for a change. Since women have been destroying men for eons in divorce settlements, it's about time that a man takes a woman to the cleaners. I say take all that he can...
That Guy married her in the first place demonstrates his questionable character. What he likely needs is the therapy he never received as a child. Madonna needs to go away, but I feel sorry for their children.
Sashay, bitches! Madonna is a real talent and a SUPERSTAR! She knows how to put on a show. You just can't appreciate the fabulousness that is MADONNA! Whoopsie, here comes my...ahem...gardener, Raul. Oh Raul dear, would you mind shoving some crystal meth in my anus? Be a good boy and you'll get sausage for dessert! OOOOOH, I'm so naughty!!!!
what a fucking manipulative bitch she is!! she was denying this and saying they were happy together through her PR whore!!! i don't blame him she must be a fucking nightmare to live with!! no man wil put up with her ego!! all she cares about is herelf and her image!! bitch is a user!
Too bad for her. Ok, she had a man who loved her, wanted her, and who could put up with her He had his own money and was and still is doing fine. He works in England. You know ,you do not have to be a big name in theU.S.A. in order to be successful. Too bad she did leave her ego and stage personna at the stage instead of being that at home. I bet she was a nigthmare to let with. Madonna loses. She is going to old and alone with her 500 million dollars surrounded by boy toys telling her of her younger days and of course, her extensive collection of gay men.
300 million is the least he deserves for her making him direct her in "Swept Away".
I hope everyone realizes what this means...she will have to make up that 300 million somehow...likely with lots of touring and more attention whoring. It was almost "quiet" there for 8 years.
Guy Ritchie EARNED every dollar of that settlement. Madonna is an insufferable CUNT. Living with a narcissist is a living hell and Ritchie should be cannonized for putting up with that creature for 7 and 1/2 years. The only people on planet earth that defend Madonna are equally narcissistic middle aged Fags.
I agree with #4 and LOLOLOL at #5. I used to love her back in the day. I'm talking Like A Prayer-ish. But to see someone absolutely REFUSING to accept her true age (what is she, like 912 now?) and be gracious about growing older, makes me sick. Take your jeebillions and retire already!! GAAAAH!!!!
Maybe I haven't been paying too much attention to her lately (but then again, who has been?!), but I just now realized how gross she looks! The big eyed/hollowed-out high cheekbone look she's rocking in these pictures is totally nasty. Women who try so hard to look 20-ish when they're in their 40s and 50s don't only wind up looking older, they also come across as completely pathetic.
FANTASTIC! Madonna is one step closer to living her dream of being Norma Desmond! Come to think of it, I hope we don't find Guy floating face down in a swimming pool any time soon. Run, Guy, run! Be glad you're escaping with your life and a tiny shred of dignity! RUN!!!
I sincerely hope the millions of impressionable young women who looked up to her over the years as some sort of role model are paying attention now.
You can't have it both ways. You can't be a whore half your life and then expect to get married and live happily ever after as if nothing happened. Sorry. Life just doesn't work that way.
Equality? Most women make 68 cents on the dollar doing the same work as a man. We don't get tuition discounts or discounted groceries, rent or gas for being women. Women in the middle east are routinely murdered under Islamic law. Genital mutilation of female children is to this day rampant around the world in 3rd world countries. So one man makes money off of his ex-wife and you think that makes up for the rest of us? Get your head out of your priveledged asshole.
I love Eugene Hutz! If Gogol Bordello ever rolls through your town, you've got to catch their show. It's such a good time. While I cannot stand Madonna and her life-sucking nature, Eugene may be the only reason I might *possibly* sit through her undoubtedly crappy film.
I wish she would again embrace her "earth mother" phase that she had going about ten years ago, which is probably the last time she looked good. Madge, stop with the platinum do...u can't pull it off anymore, it really makes you look much more haggard. And quit exercising so goddamned much! Eat a little and add ten lbs to your frame...it would really deduct years off your look, as opposed all that shit you've been doing to your face lately. Go and find yourself a protege and produce a new act or something. Nobody wants to see you rubbing your cooter onstage anymore. It just ain't fittin'!
Aw, gee, steroided out man-wannabe MANWHOREa is getting a divorce. Boo fucking woo. No one really cares about this hagged out media whore, except for mincing gay bar loiterer Bruce Faggington. And he's just someone's idea of a joke. Bottom line - she's going to be all alone; the only people she'll have around her when she is old is anyone she buys...
He finally came to his senses and dumped this whore. I guess he got tired of peeling back the scab on her cootch in order to have sex with this filthy animal. Plus she spread her legs for A-Rod and any other man who would come along. She is disgusting and I only hope that all her whorish past comes back to bite her on the ass. I used to like her, But now I am just disgusted at the sight of her wrinkled face.
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Leave Your CommentABOUT TIME, hey Guy now find a real woman with a sexy body some talent and YOUNG no more old and ugly bitches like her ,hopefully that bitch sign a prenup right??
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:14:27
He's been such a hanger-on, coattail-riding, man whore, pussy I'm sure she's thinking it's worth 300 mil to get rid of him.
Yeah, he's cute and young, but what has he done lately that's worth a shit? Pretty expensive fuck, and one with a bad attitude to boot.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:18:02
Pardon me, Anonymous 10:18:02, but I'd say it's the other way around. Madonna is such an insufferable cyborg -- I don't even think her emotions are even real anymore -- that any man that puts up with that crap is worth some money. Three hundred million bucks? Probably not (and chances are, he won't even see half that, since most of her fortune was made long before he came into her line of sight). But $100 million for his trouble -- and for putting her in every movie he's made since he finished directing "Snatch" -- is certainly not out of the question.
By Sevenmack, on October 15, 2008 10:22:27
Madonna is a HAG. Absolutely butt fucking ugly; nasty hair, dumbass gap toothed grin, disgusting stringy body. No talent to speak of (I hate dance acts; if I wanted to see one, I'd go to Vegas, not at a supposed "concert"). And, she's the most self centered egotistical twat around. Any man that puts up with something as puke inducing as her deserves millions.
AND, it's nice to see the ring being on the other finger for a change. Since women have been destroying men for eons in divorce settlements, it's about time that a man takes a woman to the cleaners. I say take all that he can...
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:42:17
I'd like to see the conversation between the assistants!
Maddonawannabe Wrote: Her highness asks if Guy might, like, wait til she gets home or something so they can, you know, talk.
Guysgal1 Wrote: Like, Guy says that he and Madonna are living separate lives already.
Maddonawannabe: She says she's, ya know, on tour. Is that 2 hard 4 him 2 understand?
Guysgal1 Wrote: It's like over. She needs 2 get over it. I'm calling the PR firm. Laterz.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:50:17
Hip hip Hooray!!!
Guy gets his balls back after 8 years of hell!
They may take a bit getting used to but I'm sure after a few days he'll start feelin like a man again!!
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:55:39
In the words of the late, great Michael O'Donoghue, "I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's dick."
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 10:58:24
Ya think? They were downplaying this a month or so ago. Fucking retarded idiots.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 11:07:11
I doubt Madge will find anyone to merry her again. She is the epitome of used up.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 11:09:51
Guy - congrats bro. I bet she felt and smelled worse than corn beef down there. Let goons like A-Rod fill her vacuum.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 11:17:44
Guy finally got sick of her disgusting face and her biggoted facist crap. Good riddance Madonna, you haven't been relevant for 20 years.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 11:23:01
That Guy married her in the first place demonstrates his questionable character. What he likely needs is the therapy he never received as a child. Madonna needs to go away, but I feel sorry for their children.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 11:25:27
Sashay, bitches! Madonna is a real talent and a SUPERSTAR! She knows how to put on a show. You just can't appreciate the fabulousness that is MADONNA! Whoopsie, here comes my...ahem...gardener, Raul. Oh Raul dear, would you mind shoving some crystal meth in my anus? Be a good boy and you'll get sausage for dessert! OOOOOH, I'm so naughty!!!!
By Bruce Faggington, on October 15, 2008 11:48:23
what a fucking manipulative bitch she is!! she was denying this and saying they were happy together through her PR whore!!! i don't blame him she must be a fucking nightmare to live with!! no man wil put up with her ego!! all she cares about is herelf and her image!! bitch is a user!
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 12:07:12
#4--Nicely done. Just reading your post was therapeutic.
By I hate that pasty tart, on October 15, 2008 12:20:11
Does this mean she'll lose the English accent now??
By JMR, on October 15, 2008 12:46:09
Too bad for her. Ok, she had a man who loved her, wanted her, and who could put up with her He had his own money and was and still is doing fine. He works in England. You know ,you do not have to be a big name in theU.S.A. in order to be successful. Too bad she did leave her ego and stage personna at the stage instead of being that at home. I bet she was a nigthmare to let with. Madonna loses. She is going to old and alone with her 500 million dollars surrounded by boy toys telling her of her younger days and of course, her extensive collection of gay men.
By Team Guy , on October 15, 2008 13:18:46
300 million is the least he deserves for her making him direct her in "Swept Away".
I hope everyone realizes what this means...she will have to make up that 300 million somehow...likely with lots of touring and more attention whoring. It was almost "quiet" there for 8 years.
By JR, on October 15, 2008 13:50:47
Guy Ritchie EARNED every dollar of that settlement. Madonna is an insufferable CUNT. Living with a narcissist is a living hell and Ritchie should be cannonized for putting up with that creature for 7 and 1/2 years. The only people on planet earth that defend Madonna are equally narcissistic middle aged Fags.
By Now please disappear Madonna, on October 15, 2008 13:55:30
I agree with #4 and LOLOLOL at #5. I used to love her back in the day. I'm talking Like A Prayer-ish. But to see someone absolutely REFUSING to accept her true age (what is she, like 912 now?) and be gracious about growing older, makes me sick. Take your jeebillions and retire already!! GAAAAH!!!!
By douchebag celebrities make me wanna kick puppies, on October 15, 2008 14:00:16
Heard from the crows on "The View" that M curses at audience members who refuse to stand throughout her two-hour "concert".
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 14:03:36
a-rod hopes madonna gets to keep the mustache.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 14:23:08
No, JMR, she'll suddenly develop a 'rican one from sucking A-Rod's semen...
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 14:45:24
Maybe I haven't been paying too much attention to her lately (but then again, who has been?!), but I just now realized how gross she looks! The big eyed/hollowed-out high cheekbone look she's rocking in these pictures is totally nasty. Women who try so hard to look 20-ish when they're in their 40s and 50s don't only wind up looking older, they also come across as completely pathetic.
By Aly, on October 15, 2008 14:50:23
Spot on, #4!!! Good to see Guy Ritchie striking a blow for equality! Hope he takes her to the cleaners.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 15:11:28
FANTASTIC! Madonna is one step closer to living her dream of being Norma Desmond! Come to think of it, I hope we don't find Guy floating face down in a swimming pool any time soon. Run, Guy, run! Be glad you're escaping with your life and a tiny shred of dignity! RUN!!!
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 16:12:33
I sincerely hope the millions of impressionable young women who looked up to her over the years as some sort of role model are paying attention now.
You can't have it both ways. You can't be a whore half your life and then expect to get married and live happily ever after as if nothing happened. Sorry. Life just doesn't work that way.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 16:15:14
Now maybe that old twat will just dry the f*ck up and go away! Congrats Guy. Enjoy the cash. You deserve it.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 16:24:16
Equality? Most women make 68 cents on the dollar doing the same work as a man. We don't get tuition discounts or discounted groceries, rent or gas for being women. Women in the middle east are routinely murdered under Islamic law. Genital mutilation of female children is to this day rampant around the world in 3rd world countries. So one man makes money off of his ex-wife and you think that makes up for the rest of us? Get your head out of your priveledged asshole.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 16:51:14
She wanted kids. She got 'em. She no longer needs a man. I'm thinkin' the next relationship will be with a woman.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 17:24:44
Who The Fuck Cares
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 17:45:56
Good. Maybe he can start makin' good movies again!
MANDONNA, HAS A BIGGER *BEEP* THAN HIM, ANYWAY. SHE HAS A BIGGER *BEEP* THAN JOHN HOLMES!
By Muffy, on October 15, 2008 18:30:23
24 ,Ally ,I agree .I agree with everybody. I vote for all of you.
By I agree, on October 15, 2008 19:05:47
I love Eugene Hutz! If Gogol Bordello ever rolls through your town, you've got to catch their show. It's such a good time. While I cannot stand Madonna and her life-sucking nature, Eugene may be the only reason I might *possibly* sit through her undoubtedly crappy film.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 20:05:54
She used to be cute with a hot body. What happened to this egomaniac? Her and her Kaballah crap made her look old and stupid.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 21:45:51
Wow, what a gold digger.
By anonymous, on October 15, 2008 21:48:36
I wish she would again embrace her "earth mother" phase that she had going about ten years ago, which is probably the last time she looked good. Madge, stop with the platinum do...u can't pull it off anymore, it really makes you look much more haggard. And quit exercising so goddamned much! Eat a little and add ten lbs to your frame...it would really deduct years off your look, as opposed all that shit you've been doing to your face lately. Go and find yourself a protege and produce a new act or something. Nobody wants to see you rubbing your cooter onstage anymore. It just ain't fittin'!
By TakeABowMadonna, on October 15, 2008 23:29:58
Aw, gee, steroided out man-wannabe MANWHOREa is getting a divorce. Boo fucking woo. No one really cares about this hagged out media whore, except for mincing gay bar loiterer Bruce Faggington. And he's just someone's idea of a joke. Bottom line - she's going to be all alone; the only people she'll have around her when she is old is anyone she buys...
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 01:39:45
So does that mean he will make good movies again?
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 02:18:06
I don't see the connection between the irrelevant Madonna and the great Eugene Hutz (last photo)?!? Eugene, beware!
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 03:37:21
He finally came to his senses and dumped this whore. I guess he got tired of peeling back the scab on her cootch in order to have sex with this filthy animal. Plus she spread her legs for A-Rod and any other man who would come along. She is disgusting and I only hope that all her whorish past comes back to bite her on the ass. I used to like her, But now I am just disgusted at the sight of her wrinkled face.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 06:55:49
God damn she is fucking ugly.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 07:16:00
There is no way she did not get cheek implants.
By Kate, on October 16, 2008 08:58:27
$300M for fucking that for the better part of a decade? No thanks, I'd rather be Joe the Plumber.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 15:56:43
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