Guy missed it he needed to put her in an action movie where a dude hits her with a baseball bat but oops it was a real bat o well shit happens but why the hell did got involved with her what did he saw in her the bitch is FUGLY and the crusty cum she has on her body that won't come out she is disgusting
It was a pretty profitable arrangement for Guy. If he didn't like it, he could have walked away before making this Faustian deal. Now he's set for life. They both got what they wanted.
He knew who Madonna was before he married her, even her fans know she is a control freak, so why are people feeling so sorry for Guy Ritchie. It's not like he was Spielberg before he met her and now he sucks. He's an ok director who's made a couple of ok movies.
What a fucked up controlling TWAT manwhorea is. Guy must have been in love with this hag, because that's the only reason I can think of that he surrendered his cojones.
Funny thing is, he's a good looking dude, worth $60 million in his own right, and will get a very hot girlfriend pretty quickly. Manwhorea is a hagged out controlling cunt, and the only men who will come near her are brainless dumbasses like dennis rodman or a-rod. The best description I've ever heard of her is "madonna is a gay man trapped in a woman's body". Yup, that pretty much says it all...
Can you possibly make sex sound more unattractive than describing it as "sex sessions"? I don't think so. It's funny because Mad Madge was all about the crazy sex image, but in reality she schedules it in when she isn't working out.
As for Guy putting up with this, I honestly wonder if when they got married, he thought, "Nah, this is too insane. She's just insecure and she'll never actually expect any of this shit." And I think he wanted an old-fashioned nuclear family for his kid.
Either that, or she got him soused on Kabbalah water and wouldn't let him use the toilet until he signed the dotted line.
Madonna Rule 745: Guy may not describe the positive qualities of any female, living or dead, and of any species.
Madonna rule 357: During sex sessions, Guy is required to fake orgasms if he can't manage a real one. Lack of performance will be punished.
Madonna rule 405: During sex sessions, Guy will keep a stopwatch in hand so that Madonna will know whenthe session should be over, so she can get back to her tread mill.
Madonna rule 462: Guy will not smuggle depilatories to Lourdes, under pain of Kabbalah couples therapy.
Madonna rule 568: Guy will sabotage his own movies if MMadonna has one coming up.
Madonna rule 466: During sex sessions, Guy is required to regularly scream, "Oh Esther, it's sooooo biiiig! Be gentle with me!"
Madonna Rule 457: Guy will not eat or drink anything that he actually enjoys. This will be punishable by four hours of watching Madonna's arm veins flex.
Madonna rule 1032: Guy will never refer to images of "Lord of the Rings'" Gollum as "my wife's twin."
Madonna Rule 102: Guy will be permitted exactly six minutes a year with his bronzed balls, so long as he does not touch them.
Madonna Rule 467: Guy will jettison his currently personality with each concurrent Madonna album, so he will match the rest of her new persona. Penalty for failing is beingtied up with Kabbalah strings.
Madonna rule 666: During sex sessions, Guy will regularly exclaim such compliments as, "Wow, are you Megan Fox's hotter sister?" and "You can't possibly be out of your teens! You look barely legal!" Spontaneity and sincerity required, on pain of Madonna buttraping him.
LOLing at the maidonna worshipping fantards spinning this little gem. oH yeah, Guy "knew what he was in for, so we shouldn't feel sorry for him". Yeah, you're right. That totally makes it OK for maidonna to act like the controlling psycho freak that she is and totally OK for you to have worshipped her for this long. Get help!
Madonna has always known how to play the media. This has always been a business relationship. It's finally time for her to go out in public with her boyfriend and Guy with his girlfriend. If you hate Madonna then the only way you can hurt her is by ignoring her.
Guy is a pussy man, what else is new?! He should be called Girl Ritchie. I don't give a fuck about him; he agreed so STFU! Cry me a river, cry baby! Anyway, I wonder when Madonna and A-Rod will go public...I thought they were only fucking, but apparently it's serious. He won't lest long though; she'll get bored with him soon enough. I mean, I bet the sex is great and all but about what could she possibly talk with him?! He's a big dummy.
No doubt #28. She's the classic textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder...these people are HELL to live with! She's an evil pscho bitch to top it all off, imposing her loose morals on our daughters while her own is restricted from watching TV, probably to hide the fact from her that her mom's a whore. Good for Guy getting out of this "contract" while he's still young, and she's sure NAWT HA!!!! Madonna! You look like a ridiculous old hag! Are you aware of this yet???? That's right, keep touring and listen to your worshippers tell you how great you are, after all they're all a bunch of Drag Queens like yourself...
Sorry I do like Madonna and this DOES sound like her. I think Guy sincerely cared for her and went along HOPING it would make a difference for the better. But..Madonna is a self proclaimed and reknown control freak ened up pushing more and more. Enough was finally enough for Guy.
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Leave Your Commentwutta cuntragalomaniac.
no wonder guy richie looks like a battered husband in so many pix.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 00:13:47
Xrist, what an evil meglomaniac!....but Ritchie put in his time and now he is young and rich and free, so perhaps it was worth it...
By Lee Cadaver, on October 30, 2008 04:21:17
This bitch is in a world of her own.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 04:30:16
Gun, Madge, Gun!
By Ironcross, on October 30, 2008 04:41:56
OMG, this bitch is crazy. I wouldn't touch her if you paid me. She is so disgusting.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 05:27:43
WHY does anyone put up with her bullcrap??? She must attract really weak people with no self worth.
By GO AWAY HAG!!!!, on October 30, 2008 07:03:11
I hope he at least put it in her pooper a couple of times.
By coolpapa, on October 30, 2008 07:03:49
Sounds like a load of crap that someone made up but if Guy actually signed a contract, he deserves whatever he gets - both good and bad.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 07:08:38
"I hope he at least put it in her pooper a couple of times."
By coolpapa, on October 30, 2008 07:03:49
I'm sure she insisted.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:02:54
How is it that the legally insane get to walk around free on this planet?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:03:47
Guy should have rolled up that contract and inserted it in her ass via a rectal dialator.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:24:28
Guy missed it he needed to put her in an action movie where a dude hits her with a baseball bat but oops it was a real bat o well shit happens
but why the hell did got involved with her what did he saw in her the bitch is FUGLY and the crusty cum she has on her body that won't come out she is disgusting
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:34:49
It was a pretty profitable arrangement for Guy. If he didn't like it, he could have walked away before making this Faustian deal. Now he's set for life. They both got what they wanted.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 08:50:38
I don't have any sympathy for him if he actually went along with this stupid contract. Sounds like he was in it for the money....
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 09:46:38
He was obviously her toy boy and he signed the contract. Why does that make her a cunt?
He knew the bottom line and must have thought she was worth it. Now she's done with him and he can go. What's the problem?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 11:24:04
He knew who Madonna was before he married her, even her fans know she is a control freak, so why are people feeling so sorry for Guy Ritchie. It's not like he was Spielberg before he met her and now he sucks. He's an ok director who's made a couple of ok movies.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 11:27:37
What a fucked up controlling TWAT manwhorea is. Guy must have been in love with this hag, because that's the only reason I can think of that he surrendered his cojones.
Funny thing is, he's a good looking dude, worth $60 million in his own right, and will get a very hot girlfriend pretty quickly. Manwhorea is a hagged out controlling cunt, and the only men who will come near her are brainless dumbasses like dennis rodman or a-rod. The best description I've ever heard of her is "madonna is a gay man trapped in a woman's body". Yup, that pretty much says it all...
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 11:52:05
It seems almost unbelieveable, except for it's Madonna. What was Guy thinking? Guy = crazy.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 11:54:49
Can't wait until she goes Liz Taylor at age 75 and starts marrying 30 year old handymen. Good times - good times.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 12:16:48
Can you possibly make sex sound more unattractive than describing it as "sex sessions"? I don't think so. It's funny because Mad Madge was all about the crazy sex image, but in reality she schedules it in when she isn't working out.
As for Guy putting up with this, I honestly wonder if when they got married, he thought, "Nah, this is too insane. She's just insecure and she'll never actually expect any of this shit." And I think he wanted an old-fashioned nuclear family for his kid.
Either that, or she got him soused on Kabbalah water and wouldn't let him use the toilet until he signed the dotted line.
Madonna Rule 745: Guy may not describe the positive qualities of any female, living or dead, and of any species.
Madonna rule 357: During sex sessions, Guy is required to fake orgasms if he can't manage a real one. Lack of performance will be punished.
Madonna rule 405: During sex sessions, Guy will keep a stopwatch in hand so that Madonna will know whenthe session should be over, so she can get back to her tread mill.
Madonna rule 462: Guy will not smuggle depilatories to Lourdes, under pain of Kabbalah couples therapy.
Madonna rule 568: Guy will sabotage his own movies if MMadonna has one coming up.
Madonna rule 466: During sex sessions, Guy is required to regularly scream, "Oh Esther, it's sooooo biiiig! Be gentle with me!"
Madonna Rule 457: Guy will not eat or drink anything that he actually enjoys. This will be punishable by four hours of watching Madonna's arm veins flex.
Madonna rule 1032: Guy will never refer to images of "Lord of the Rings'" Gollum as "my wife's twin."
Madonna Rule 102: Guy will be permitted exactly six minutes a year with his bronzed balls, so long as he does not touch them.
Madonna Rule 467: Guy will jettison his currently personality with each concurrent Madonna album, so he will match the rest of her new persona. Penalty for failing is beingtied up with Kabbalah strings.
Madonna rule 666: During sex sessions, Guy will regularly exclaim such compliments as, "Wow, are you Megan Fox's hotter sister?" and "You can't possibly be out of your teens! You look barely legal!" Spontaneity and sincerity required, on pain of Madonna buttraping him.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 12:42:56
LOLing at the maidonna worshipping fantards spinning this little gem. oH yeah, Guy "knew what he was in for, so we shouldn't feel sorry for him". Yeah, you're right. That totally makes it OK for maidonna to act like the controlling psycho freak that she is and totally OK for you to have worshipped her for this long. Get help!
By not a fan , on October 30, 2008 13:08:48
Has anyone bothered to tell her she looks like a cartoonish hag?
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 14:28:04
Why am I not surprised? Oh, that's right...it's Madonna.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 15:05:27
Madonna has always known how to play the media. This has always been a business relationship. It's finally time for her to go out in public with her boyfriend and Guy with his girlfriend. If you hate Madonna then the only way you can hurt her is by ignoring her.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 15:11:19
Damn, what a control freak! Well, we always knew that she's a bitch.
By David, on October 30, 2008 16:12:04
Guy is a pussy man, what else is new?! He should be called Girl Ritchie. I don't give a fuck about him; he agreed so STFU! Cry me a river, cry baby!
Anyway, I wonder when Madonna and A-Rod will go public...I thought they were only fucking, but apparently it's serious. He won't lest long though; she'll get bored with him soon enough. I mean, I bet the sex is great and all but about what could she possibly talk with him?! He's a big dummy.
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 16:59:58
Nothing golden about that fleece...More like quest for the Grey Fleece
By anonymous, on October 30, 2008 18:36:38
Narcisistic Personality disorder. Google it. Fit's her to a T. Guy's just lucky she isn't stalking his ass.
By Monalicious, on October 30, 2008 22:01:56
No doubt #28. She's the classic textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder...these people are HELL to live with! She's an evil pscho bitch to top it all off, imposing her loose morals on our daughters while her own is restricted from watching TV, probably to hide the fact from her that her mom's a whore. Good for Guy getting out of this "contract" while he's still young, and she's sure NAWT HA!!!! Madonna! You look like a ridiculous old hag! Are you aware of this yet???? That's right, keep touring and listen to your worshippers tell you how great you are, after all they're all a bunch of Drag Queens like yourself...
By anonymous, on October 31, 2008 08:04:20
26 - Madonna will take whatever she can get at this point. She is absolutely disgusting...her kitchen appliances won't even fuck her.
By anonymous, on October 31, 2008 09:48:24
Sorry I do like Madonna and this DOES sound like her. I think Guy sincerely cared for her and went along HOPING it would make a difference for the better. But..Madonna is a self proclaimed and reknown control freak ened up pushing more and more. Enough was finally enough for Guy.
By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 14:47:01
I really just like Guy's face in this picture. He seems like he is laughing to himself.
By Miranda, on November 11, 2008 15:12:56
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