42 Comments:

1. It's true most of the chicks from Boston look exactly like Rachel Dratch.

   By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 10:14:35

2. Ah, Boston, I'm so happy I don't live there. It's like living in Albany, New York -- but with even more ugly chicks and the fuckin' Red Sox to boot.

   By Sevenmack, on October 16, 2008 10:27:09

3. Ugh. What a scary face in the last two photos. Nice how she never takes her eyes off the camera, while GR is just desperately trying to maintain some semblance of civility, even tucking his arm around her like a gentleman. This is like seeing a Caucasian version of J.Lo and her hapless vampire husband 3 years from now. Except she won't have $600 million for him to take half of.
   
   I would be extremely pleased to have $300 million, but it doesn't sound like all that much money for somebody like Madonna; you would think she'd have at least cracked the billion mark by now. Where is all the money going? Gym memberships? Kabbalah beads? Inoculations against horrific Sub-Saharan nematodes?

   By Little Miss Sunshine, on October 16, 2008 10:50:30

4. Why can't everyone who pays $2000 to see her stupid shows realize that she is from Michigan. That bitch can lose the fake british thing and get off her high horse (which is roughly 6 miles above sea level). I couldn't be happier for Guy, that dude is going to get paid, start making great movies again and banging hot chicks who are 20 years younger and don't look like an extra from Men in Black

   By MCM, on October 16, 2008 10:56:24

5. He doesn't need somebody 'younger' necessarily. Most early twenty something women are insecure in and out of bed and that's worse than being a controlling bitch. He just doesn't need Madonna. Nobody does.

   By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:00:24

6. Nice thing to say about your CHILD'S FATHER at a concert on front of thousands of people you don't know. Think about your kids before you do that.

   By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:10:18

7. MANWHOREa is a whore. Oh, excuse me, I mean media whore. No, come to think of it, I mean WHORE.
   
   This hag disgusts me. She's not only disgustingly ugly, but she's the most arrogant & self centered twat on planet earth. She's bashing her soon to be ex-husband in front of her fans? While she's openly fucking around with other people? What a cunt. If she wants to know what caused the breakup of her marriage, she should look in the mirror; more than likely, her disgustingly ugly face & arrogance had a lot to do with it. What a pig...

   By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:16:11

8. MCM is right.
   
   Maddona is th eloser here. Guy Ritchie is cute and one of the few men who could put up with her ego .She probably never left her ego outside of the house. I hope Guy only takes 8 million- 1 million for every year. Save face. Show he is not taking her money. Move on. 8 million is hardly a dent in Madonna's bank account.

   By Mega watt smile, on October 16, 2008 11:25:12

9. These people live on different continents most of the time and they are both raging workaholics and narcissists. They shouldn't have even lasted this long. Madonna will die alone like Joan Crawford and Guy Ritchie will be with some woman who is OK with him working all the time away from home.

   By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:36:07

10. Boston is the home of the fat, pasty and ugly. If any chick there is hot they move to NYC

    By PK, on October 16, 2008 11:43:12

11. Worse than the pale pointy girls are everyone's accents. All those Northeast accents are so nasal and grating. The South and Southeast doesn't sound better though. They just sound slow.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:51:37

12. haha it's the northeast, what do you expect? the natives all look like that...BUT! i will say boston is teeming with beautiful dark foreigners, it's a veritable candy shop of fun for this naughty (and non-pointy) midwest girl =D

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 12:30:09

13. Wow, lots of jealous people shitting on Boston. Here's a tip: find out what you don't like about yourselves, whatever it is that makes you shallow and bitter, and concentrate on fixing it.

    By J-Bird, on October 16, 2008 12:52:39

14. Fuck boston

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 12:58:00

15. (12) Who are the "dark foreigners"? Arabs? Pakistanis? Africans? Sicilians?
    
    (13) I don't think jealous is the right adjective. It's easy to move to Boston if you want to. It's not like they're not on Boston's guest list and they can't get past the red ropes.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 13:00:21

16. "and the fuckin' Red Sox to boot."
    
    Yeah, it sucks having a perennially contending baseball team. Do the world a favor, champ...grab some plastic bottles under the sink and start drinking. Your brand of stupid should be quarantined from the rest of the world.

    By J-Bird, on October 16, 2008 13:02:10

17. If MLB games weren't 8 hours long and so fuckin boring maybe their fans wouldn't be such bitches to each other.

    By just sayin, on October 16, 2008 13:08:55

18. One of the biggest bitches I ever met was from Boston. Yes, she was brunette and pointy. She told everyone how awesome Boston is, but she couldn't wait to move to Florida.
    Jezus, she was such a cunt, made me think that everyone from Boston was like that. Judging from the Beantown posts here, I'm right.
    And Sox Suck. Fly Rays!

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 13:41:16

19. Gargamel joke. Sweet.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 13:52:20

20. Madonna is a freak. Guy is a freak for marrying a freak, naturally. However, Madonna looks like something ancient that crawled up from a tomb and lives on virgin blood.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 13:53:36

21. This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.'
    
    She was talkin' about Britney. Geez.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 14:31:52

22. Todd watches too many cartoons.

    By read a fucking book! :-), on October 16, 2008 14:37:01

23. At least it will take years for Guy to have a flailing neck, whereas Madonna's time is forthcoming. Unless of course she uses th $600 mil to have more plastic surgeries. I would love to see Guy with a hot chick right away. Also, dissing your children's father in front of 20,000 stupid fans is just not right. When it comes to class, Madonna can't be beat. Yeah right...

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 14:42:26

24. Whoa whoa whoa....whats with the ripping on Boston? Boston-based natural blonde speaking: its pretty cold here and most of the girls here are educated enough to know about that whole skin cancer thing. Maybe we should pass along the message to all the plastic bottle blondes in LA.
    
    Boston is actually pretty nice except when Madonna's in town.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 15:08:18

25. I know this may come as a shock, but ugly people live in every state. That's like judging all of New York by the toothless people of Albany.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 15:08:30

26. L.A. is a tiny speck of the West. We all laugh at them and take their money because they're all high on drugs and spend all their money on everything. We have the same relationship with Atlanta.

    By [insert pretentious brand name here], on October 16, 2008 15:35:24

27. I have loathed Madonna for 25 years but never more so than I do now. She's 50 for f*#k's sake! What the hell is wrong with her??? She looks monstrous and pathetic AND she needs to shut her freakin trap about her soon to be ex. He is the father of her son. For once in her ugly, shallow, evil life, she needs to have some class and shut the hell up.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 15:46:20

28. Why don't you people have the same hatred for people like Mick Jagger? Madonna and Mick are not very talented by themselves, they are both old, and they are both whores. Why do so many people single out this woman in a world of old male whores?

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 15:59:53

29. Because Mick Jagger at least manages to keep his creepy zombie flesh covered and doesn't trash talk his ex-wives on stage.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 16:36:49

30. 20,000 fans? Get outta town

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 16:52:45

31. #28--Because Mick's accent is authentic.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 17:09:20

32. "Emotionally retarded". Really classy...

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 17:51:12

33. 28, because Mick doesn't go onstage half naked, spread his legs, use a backup tape so he doesn't have tosing, and slag off his ex-wives publicly.
    
    Oh yeah, and he's an actual Brit, not a pretend one. And all of his personas were extensions of him, not vice versa.
    
    Hell, even with his whoring he managed to keep it classier than Waaaaaadonna.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 17:57:21

34. So Mick's OK because he has an authentic accent, and he doesn't acknowledge all the illegitimate bastard kids he's fathered and gives them enough hush money? That's why he's not as bad as Madonna? Really?

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 18:11:11

35. Agree with #'s 34 & 28: based on the excuses listed as criteria for hating Madonna, Mick Jagger, Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler should be attacked here as well. Misogyny is much more socially accepted, unfortunately. And those guys would be fortunate to be half as healthy and attractive as she is when they were still her age.
    
    

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 19:27:44

36. Stop trying to make everything about feminism. Pages and pages of ink have been spilled about the debaucheries of your Simmonses and Jaggers. But even they never had interracial gay couples humping onstage to chanted passages from the Kabbalah, and yet try to appeal to impressionable underage girls. Madonna really is the most evil. That's what she wants to be -- so don't take it away from her.

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 19:54:41

37. Actually I knew a hot brunette from Boston.
    But she's originally from Bosnia. Does that still count?

    By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 23:57:54

38. So 36, you don't like women, gays, races other than your own, or Jews. You're intolerant of everyone who is not just like you, but Madonna is evil?
    Step outside of your own priveledge once in a while.

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2008 04:39:41

39. Thank God they're divorcing. Now Guy can go back to making cool movies.

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2008 06:42:04

40. 37 - People living in the US are typically from other places. If they were born there, either their parents or the parents' parents are from a place far away. We are a nation of transplants.
    
    Boston has more college students per capita than any other metro area in America, most of the younger people you see there are from somewhere else. The same is true for Manhattan and much of LA.

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2008 09:56:55

41. WHOA! What is with all the Albany, NY hate people!?

    By WillaDodge, on October 17, 2008 11:23:34

42. I think it would be HILARIOUS if Guy hooked up with an unbelievably hot young chick immediately. Shove it in that hideous hag's face; she's ugly, she's old, she's bony & stingy, and she's a WHORE...

    By anonymous, on October 17, 2008 19:18:12