Lets go the other direction. In the last 20 years Madonna has slept with 5300 known men, women and children, 17 barnyard animals and 6 trees, 7 NY Rangers, 3 Chicago Bulls, 2 Jockeys, and 1 Yankee. Again these are only the confirmed numbers. She has ruined 1800 marriages and took at least two boys from their families to use as her pets. She has destroyed the hopes and dreams of 2.1 million Yankee fans. She has alienated and embarrassed two religions that want nothing to do with her aside from a photo opportunity. She has made leaders of countries look bad by doing her favors and helped make the US despised in 43 countries. She single handedly ruined Michigan’s economy and lets face it have you ever met a girl from Michigan under the age of 40 that’s not a complete slut. She is also partly responsible for alarming teenage pregnancy rates. She is simply the anti Christ, the female Lucifer, the reason men turn gay. The word skank was created to describe her. She also is credited for having the largest bung whole in the world. She has more inside her on nightly bases than Martha Stewarts Oven. She is here to shock your children in every way possible while shielding her own from television or contact with the outside world. We need her crucified, that’s all we have to do, we need her crucified!!!!
Baffling. The guy is rich, young and he's a good looking guy, yet his ex-wife was nothing special to look at and now he's banging Madonna? To each their own, I guess...
He likes broads that look like dudes. That's his thing. He's probably gay, but unable to express it...his ex was very masculine, and the stripper he was with looked like a total dude. Big, built up 'roid bodied "women" are his thing. Madonna is perfect for him.
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Leave Your CommentA-Rod is dumb.
By d-wad, on October 16, 2008 09:15:06
Madonna is an idiot. Two failed marriages. Lots of random banging before. I'm sure ARod is emotionally intelligent.
By Work on your Marriages, People, on October 16, 2008 09:16:49
I don't get the masks?
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 09:23:44
Red Sox fans did that to distract A Rod a year ago after he was seen with a blond stripper and going to nude strip clubs.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 09:26:49
Lets go the other direction. In the last 20 years Madonna has slept with 5300 known men, women and children, 17 barnyard animals and 6 trees, 7 NY Rangers, 3 Chicago Bulls, 2 Jockeys, and 1 Yankee. Again these are only the confirmed numbers. She has ruined 1800 marriages and took at least two boys from their families to use as her pets. She has destroyed the hopes and dreams of 2.1 million Yankee fans. She has alienated and embarrassed two religions that want nothing to do with her aside from a photo opportunity. She has made leaders of countries look bad by doing her favors and helped make the US despised in 43 countries. She single handedly ruined Michigan’s economy and lets face it have you ever met a girl from Michigan under the age of 40 that’s not a complete slut. She is also partly responsible for alarming teenage pregnancy rates. She is simply the anti Christ, the female Lucifer, the reason men turn gay. The word skank was created to describe her. She also is credited for having the largest bung whole in the world. She has more inside her on nightly bases than Martha Stewarts Oven. She is here to shock your children in every way possible while shielding her own from television or contact with the outside world. We need her crucified, that’s all we have to do, we need her crucified!!!!
By markeeoo, on October 16, 2008 09:39:51
other substitutes for the blond masks could include:
Mumm-Ra
Skeletor
Death
SAW Doll
By mamadough, on October 16, 2008 09:43:44
Just like Tony Romo, whenever some dumb bitch comes along the team suffers. Yankee's suck!
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 10:31:27
Baffling. The guy is rich, young and he's a good looking guy, yet his ex-wife was nothing special to look at and now he's banging Madonna? To each their own, I guess...
By El Crab, on October 16, 2008 11:16:34
Latin guys like to be in control in the relationship. This will never work out. Machismo is in his genes.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:18:36
The title pic is hilarious.
By anonymous, on October 16, 2008 11:20:26
He likes broads that look like dudes. That's his thing. He's probably gay, but unable to express it...his ex was very masculine, and the stripper he was with looked like a total dude. Big, built up 'roid bodied "women" are his thing. Madonna is perfect for him.
By 789, on October 16, 2008 11:25:02
@11 and 5-
Hilariously enough, 90% of Madonna fans are gay guys.
By anonymous, on October 17, 2008 03:16:01
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