Even mad scientist Dr. Walter Bishop on Fringe wouldn't let an experiment go this far out of control! ABORT!! ABORT!!! DESTROY ALL CARBON BASED UNITS!!!! SHRED ALL DOCUMENTATION!!!!! MUTATION OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!! GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!
u got the BIGGEST ATEWNTION WHORE in the UK with the BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE in the US. both talentless stupid bitches,famous for having no talent. when will they go away!!
These photos make it look like Paris's wonky eye is contagious. Kind of like pinkeye (wonkeye?) but there doesn't appear to be any cure. Hopefully an outbreak of gigantism of the feet can be prevented.
guys, i know you love jordan. PlEASE TAKE HER!!!! she annoys me no end, honestly, please keep her. you could use her as a doorstop or bouncy castle, she's that versatile!
How in denial must the convict Paris Hilton be if she thinks that a normal man would look upon her and see a sexy inviting woman? She doesn't get the fact that she is the clown, the fool and that any inerest in her is no different than that of spectators at a circus side show.
"Oh look at the woman with the hair face - oh look at the tiny midget - oh look there once again is Paris Hilton, the viral one, once again playing the fool."
Paris Hilton is worthy only of mockery, scorn and ridicule.
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Leave Your CommentParis, Britney and Lindsay all on the home page at the same time again.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:11:17
Even mad scientist Dr. Walter Bishop on Fringe wouldn't let an experiment go this far out of control! ABORT!! ABORT!!! DESTROY ALL CARBON BASED UNITS!!!! SHRED ALL DOCUMENTATION!!!!! MUTATION OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!! GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!
By gregarb, on October 23, 2008 10:18:07
Why do people continue to take pictures of these skanks? Who the hell are they?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:21:16
Paris Hilton has brown eyes and brown hair. Those blue contact lenses she wears look retarded.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 10:23:05
Paris looks too skinny now.
By toe, on October 23, 2008 10:26:09
Why exactly are these two famous again?
I don't get it. :|
By cinco, on October 23, 2008 10:27:17
It seems like we've had a break from Paris for about a year now. Let's go back to that, mmmmkay?
By coolpapa, on October 23, 2008 10:57:14
the fame you ask? it's gotta be the lazy eye. mos def.
By Lauren, on October 23, 2008 11:03:37
Both have wonky eyes, ewww.
By paris still has herpes, on October 23, 2008 11:24:19
u got the BIGGEST ATEWNTION WHORE in the UK with the BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE in the US. both talentless stupid bitches,famous for having no talent. when will they go away!!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:02:58
Katie - "Paris, I think I might have two pairs of fake eyelashes on my left eye...it looks even worse than yours usually does!"
Paris - "Just open your mouth like you're waiting for a big one and maybe no one will notice."
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:04:11
paris looks like a real doll in that banner pic.
and #4, I agree. they also exacerbate her wonk.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:05:15
Call the CDC!!!
By mutterhals, on October 23, 2008 12:20:18
#11: You are soooooooooo right, and soooooooo wrong! Hilarious!!! LMFAO!!!
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:33:19
These photos make it look like Paris's wonky eye is contagious. Kind of like pinkeye (wonkeye?) but there doesn't appear to be any cure. Hopefully an outbreak of gigantism of the feet can be prevented.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:39:11
did katie catch paris's wonky eye...is it contagious?
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 12:55:37
"Exacerbate Her Wonk" is TOTALLY going to be the name of my new punk band.
By Harris Pilton, on October 23, 2008 13:12:18
it is "Clockwork Orange" Jordan!!! What is wrong with her eyelash??
By Moochan, on October 23, 2008 14:40:09
Ghastly, just ghastly girls. They look like HIV twigs that have been dropped in a paint by numbers paint box.
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 15:02:34
huRRRRLLLLLRRRRLLRRawrRRR. <spit> <spit>
By anonymous, on October 23, 2008 17:59:34
Is it possible to get herpes from looking at the banner pic? I'm scared!
By teammlr1, on October 23, 2008 18:06:44
guys, i know you love jordan. PlEASE TAKE HER!!!! she annoys me no end, honestly, please keep her. you could use her as a doorstop or bouncy castle, she's that versatile!
By Dan, on October 24, 2008 06:12:01
Two whores out on the town letting stragne guys touch them
By anonymous, on October 24, 2008 07:50:35
How in denial must the convict Paris Hilton be if she thinks that a normal man would look upon her and see a sexy inviting woman? She doesn't get the fact that she is the clown, the fool and that any inerest in her is no different than that of spectators at a circus side show.
"Oh look at the woman with the hair face - oh look at the tiny midget - oh look there once again is Paris Hilton, the viral one, once again playing the fool."
Paris Hilton is worthy only of mockery, scorn and ridicule.
By anonymous, on October 26, 2008 07:48:08
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