If my man was working 19 hours on a film and I never got to see him, I'd show up in my underwear, not looking like I just came from a PTA meeting. Nice keds Reece.
Toothy Tile is looking the hotness there! This article sounds like bullshit, though. Why would Reese be worried about his long hours on set? She's an actress fer-cryin-out-loud! She should be familiar with how film shoots work, no?
You'd think with all the Persians in Beverly Hills Hollywood would know what a Persian actually looks like. This is almost as bad as 50 years ago when they Jews and Italians playing Indians in the westerns.
Seriously, if he's Persian shouldn't he be in a pimped-out white Lamborghini with a cell phone glued to his ear and one of those ridiculously large pink-gold diving watches arguing over $20 on some building contract?
These pics just make me want to put my thumb over his face and then I can appreciate them. His head is too small for his body or something. Oh ya, and they are just plain embarassing lol. I bet the crew laughs behind his back.
f my man was working 19 hours on a film and I never got to see him, I'd show up in my underwear, not looking like I just came from a PTA meeting. Nice keds Reece.
She can't deal with his long days working cuz her ex hardly worked at all when they were together. OK, he made a coupla movies but he isn't working like Jake here. She wanted a workin man and now she has one. Boo hoo hoo. I agree that the Keds are fing hideous..my 72 yr old mother wears those things, please!!
The keds line was great. And yeah, sorry, he's had to have taken some roids. You don't get that big and ripped that quick without some pharmaceutical help.
Can somebody explain to me why they say he's gay? Because I've seriously never heard a semi-convincing explanation. Just seems to be that since Brokeback Mountain...
Those are Chucks, not Keds, but either way, she looks like crap. I think it's the hat, though, that really does the most damage. It looks like something you see advertised in The New Yorker, and that IS NOT GOOD.
I don't think that's his real body. I think it's applied and make up etc to make him bigger. It's all wrong: he's got a six pack, but his abdomen is distended. It's gross.
oh hey, thebig28? How many Persians/Iranians are there in Hollywood right now that could carry a big a movie as this? What are they going to do, get Oded Fehr to play the Prince? Sorry buddy, call us when you figure out how Hollywood really works.
I don't think that's his real body. I think it's applied and make up etc to make him bigger. It's all wrong: he's got a six pack, but his abdomen is distended. It's gross.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 11:30:34 - Agreed. It looks like some weird ab applique. He doesn't taper toward the hips at all wearing that thing. Guess they didn't want him looking like the skinny bitch he is.
I didn't even know he was gonna play him. It could be interesting. As someone else said though, I see no reason to call him gay other than because brokeback and people here being jealous. Also, while not as built, he got pretty cut in jarhead and is probably just taking a page from Christian Bale's book on the whole fitness stuff. Again, jealous people here also scream roids cause they've never worked with a professional trainer and etc.
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Leave Your CommentDude has been hitting the weight room HARD!!!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:17:43
Daaamn, Jake looks hot as the Prince. I wanna feel his "warrior within" me.
By Toe, on October 3, 2008 10:17:52
o hai HGH!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:18:25
Dan Rather is gay?!??
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:19:34
That's the perfect hairy chest. Not too much, not shaved and faggy. Too bad he probably is gay though. :(
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:20:07
If my man was working 19 hours on a film and I never got to see him, I'd show up in my underwear, not looking like I just came from a PTA meeting. Nice keds Reece.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:38:34
So Jake wants to be a top now - good for him!
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:56:07
Aaah, Jake. Please break up with her, sweetie!
By Albatross, on October 3, 2008 11:04:30
Gad he looks hot and I pray for fantasy's sake he isn't gay.
By yummers, on October 3, 2008 11:11:16
Damn, he got yoked.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 11:17:00
Toothy Tile is looking the hotness there! This article sounds like bullshit, though. Why would Reese be worried about his long hours on set? She's an actress fer-cryin-out-loud! She should be familiar with how film shoots work, no?
By dreadpiratecuervo, on October 3, 2008 11:17:12
When the fuck did Gyllenhall get that big. Hollywood is passin out the riods
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 11:27:26
He looks like Vamp from the Metal Gear Solid games, who happens to be a raging bisexual.
By silver_viper, on October 3, 2008 11:33:34
You'd think with all the Persians in Beverly Hills Hollywood would know what a Persian actually looks like. This is almost as bad as 50 years ago when they Jews and Italians playing Indians in the westerns.
By thebig28, on October 3, 2008 11:35:29
damn, he's over worked-out. now his neck looks like a tree stump with that cute head on it...... effing A.
By Lauren , on October 3, 2008 12:11:21
Uhh, ok, Jason "Todd" Bourne.
Seriously, if he's Persian shouldn't he be in a pimped-out white Lamborghini with a cell phone glued to his ear and one of those ridiculously large pink-gold diving watches arguing over $20 on some building contract?
By Fred, on October 3, 2008 12:13:23
These pics just make me want to put my thumb over his face and then I can appreciate them. His head is too small for his body or something. Oh ya, and they are just plain embarassing lol. I bet the crew laughs behind his back.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 12:14:04
Why would Reese be worried? It's not like she really dates Jake.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 12:23:28
f my man was working 19 hours on a film and I never got to see him, I'd show up in my underwear, not looking like I just came from a PTA meeting. Nice keds Reece.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 10:38:34
GOLD. that was great.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 13:04:44
Ummm...what?
Prince of Persia? It's an EPIC???? A fucking EPIC????
Jesus Christ. I need a drink.
By Vigilante, on October 3, 2008 13:51:37
well he IS grabbing that guy's butt in the main shot
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 13:57:31
No shit it's a video game movie made by one of Hollywoods biggest hack directors. Epic has changed its meaning suddenly.
Reese does not liked to be ignored. These two will be over by March.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 14:03:51
Yeah, she looks like a dork, but she's totes wearing Chuck Taylors.
By anonymous, on October 3, 2008 14:45:33
She can't deal with his long days working cuz her ex hardly worked at all when they were together. OK, he made a coupla movies but he isn't working like Jake here. She wanted a workin man and now she has one. Boo hoo hoo. I agree that the Keds are fing hideous..my 72 yr old mother wears those things, please!!
By Prearlee, on October 3, 2008 15:12:31
The keds line was great. And yeah, sorry, he's had to have taken some roids. You don't get that big and ripped that quick without some pharmaceutical help.
By AB, on October 3, 2008 17:22:21
Damn; dude looks cut. Get off his back; focus on losers like Gay-fed...
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 00:14:11
Can somebody explain to me why they say he's gay? Because I've seriously never heard a semi-convincing explanation. Just seems to be that since Brokeback Mountain...
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 01:20:59
Yeah, if Jake is gay, i'd be super lesbian
By Ms. J, on October 4, 2008 09:34:14
Those are Chucks, not Keds, but either way, she looks like crap. I think it's the hat, though, that really does the most damage. It looks like something you see advertised in The New Yorker, and that IS NOT GOOD.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on October 4, 2008 11:01:43
I don't think that's his real body. I think it's applied and make up etc to make him bigger. It's all wrong: he's got a six pack, but his abdomen is distended. It's gross.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 11:30:34
oh hey, thebig28? How many Persians/Iranians are there in Hollywood right now that could carry a big a movie as this? What are they going to do, get Oded Fehr to play the Prince? Sorry buddy, call us when you figure out how Hollywood really works.
By Jake is hot, on October 6, 2008 09:07:45
I don't think that's his real body. I think it's applied and make up etc to make him bigger. It's all wrong: he's got a six pack, but his abdomen is distended. It's gross.
By anonymous, on October 4, 2008 11:30:34
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Agreed. It looks like some weird ab applique. He doesn't taper toward the hips at all wearing that thing. Guess they didn't want him looking like the skinny bitch he is.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 09:30:50
damn he does look hot. but i think he looked better with heath than he does with reese.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 21:34:19
I didn't even know he was gonna play him. It could be interesting. As someone else said though, I see no reason to call him gay other than because brokeback and people here being jealous. Also, while not as built, he got pretty cut in jarhead and is probably just taking a page from Christian Bale's book on the whole fitness stuff. Again, jealous people here also scream roids cause they've never worked with a professional trainer and etc.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 00:19:35
all i have to say is ... kevin sorbo.
By anonymous, on October 10, 2008 02:46:26
Reese Witherspoon is a bad beard!
Paparazzi in the Morocco desert are the nice touch for this PR relationship.
By anonymous, on October 18, 2008 08:50:52
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