Ok, he still has some money, but Kimora Lee Simmons has stripped him really...of a lot.He can see and be father to their daughters and he has to pay like $45,000 a month in child support. Ok, that is most likely a fair price for those kind of kids to the life they must live. Kimora took his company and had himFIRED! Really, that was mean, business, but mean .She could have had him save face and be a title still. She is the new Creative Director of Phat Farm and Baby Phat. His line was losing money over the years. Hers was pulling the weight. Look at him, he is so , umm, little, unsexy, puny body. You know she liked him lots and loves him as a friend, but not that kind of way. He had big moneyand it launched her.
He's in Miami Beach for the Funkshion Fashion week for his ArgyleCulture fashion show. Does anybody know what the hell his new line is about? Apparently he's not doing TOO bad if he can still front his own clothing line, although I'm not sure South Beach is really a great place to debut it.
He didn't exactly help himself by getting photographed with that Ethiopian (pic 3). A few more pounds on Simmons and it'd be like one of those Sally Struthers commercials.
Hahaaa! I just saw him the other day in the city. I felt someone looking at me, and I turned around to make eye contact with him. I seriously felt judged by him for wearing flipflops.
haha yeah and his cousin is a psycho. we built a pool enclosure for him [his cousing] last year.. annnnnnd he drowned his mom in it about a month ago. interesting family.
@ joejoe, on October 6, 2008 09:15:41, your 100% correct. this closet queen is a fake ass yoga wanna be, all you see is him doing photo opps like ohhhhh I'm a yoga dude, please not with that fugly ass belly, people who are yogi's and vegans don't have bellies like that, his body should be lean, tight and supple and the dude next to him gawddddd eat something!! looks like he has some sort of terminal illness. Russell is a fake!!!
1. if he wasn't rich no one would give a crap how he looked, 50 or not! 2. since he is rich and he is in th public spotlight can't he afford a per. trainer 3. WHO GIVES A CRAP!!!
I watched Kimora's show once. And all I kept shouting at the TV was "Get a BACKBONE!" to those spineless little sycophants she surrounds ehrself with! Kimora: "I need to take a dump." Wimp: "Oh, that's a FABulous idea! And it will smell like roses and honey! Do you want to use the gold toilet on the 3rd floor, or just go right in my mouth?"
I think I saw Simmons' show once, where his daughter was bitching about only having a couple of million to buy a condo with. Funny how these guys forget all about "the streets" when they get money.
Who gives a shit? He's a fucking middle aged man. It's not like Russell Simmons has ever been considered a sex symbol or anything anyway. Slow news day much?
Don't insult the giraffes! Kimora's neck is the nastiest thing I've seen on TV. It looks like a sausage stuffed into too tight a casing. It's hideous. She needs to get that shit fixed.
Russell Simmons is truly a mogul and wildly successful entrepreneur who has still relevant 25 years after he started in the business as a nobody. So, I don't think he really cares what he looks like in shorts, what with the hundreds of millions of dollars lining his pockets. He does, however, look like he has "tendencies" (note the stiffly swung arm - you can't Photoshop gay!) And Coolpapa - you're a dickhead.
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Leave Your CommentHe will get the gold Kate Moss sculpture to go with those Buddhas.
By silver_viper, on October 5, 2008 22:46:19
great pics.
for purging.
By anonymous, on October 5, 2008 23:29:14
That weight will go straight to his pudendum. Not the one on his face.
By Todd's Mom, on October 6, 2008 04:26:22
Um...ewwwww!
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 06:51:46
I think he looks pretty good.....for a 51 year old eggplant.
By coolpapa, on October 6, 2008 07:53:14
Ok, he still has some money, but Kimora Lee Simmons has stripped him really...of a lot.He can see and be father to their daughters and he has to pay like $45,000 a month in child support. Ok, that is most likely a fair price for those kind of kids to the life they must live. Kimora took his company and had himFIRED! Really, that was mean, business, but mean .She could have had him save face and be a title still. She is the new Creative Director of Phat Farm and Baby Phat. His line was losing money over the years. Hers was pulling the weight.
Look at him, he is so , umm, little, unsexy, puny body. You know she liked him lots and loves him as a friend, but not that kind of way. He had big moneyand it launched her.
By Poor Russell, on October 6, 2008 08:00:15
hey..
for over 50 the guy looks ok....
By bb, on October 6, 2008 08:02:27
He's in Miami Beach for the Funkshion Fashion week for his ArgyleCulture fashion show. Does anybody know what the hell his new line is about? Apparently he's not doing TOO bad if he can still front his own clothing line, although I'm not sure South Beach is really a great place to debut it.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 09:01:49
He might be vegan, but he still reaches for meat...
Kimora was bearding for this closetqueen.
And I'd say she's made out quite well in the arrangement.
Afterall, the Japanese tend to make good business decisions.
By joejoe, on October 6, 2008 09:15:41
Those pics should be motivation for 40-somethings to keep up with the exercise regimen. Or start one. Don't wanna look like that, do ya?
By Run-DMS, on October 6, 2008 09:20:18
He didn't exactly help himself by getting photographed with that Ethiopian (pic 3). A few more pounds on Simmons and it'd be like one of those Sally Struthers commercials.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 09:28:28
COME ON DELETE those pics they are disgusting and throw that sea creature back in the water
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 09:29:01
Dude's going into convulsions in pic 5. Not good.
By Vigilante, on October 6, 2008 09:33:31
Looks GOOD? Anyone who thinks he looks good is delusional....or fat. Come to think of it, the two typically go hand in hand.:)
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 09:52:18
I bet you girls won't be as grossed out once you see his bank statements.
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 10:07:30
Hahaaa! I just saw him the other day in the city. I felt someone looking at me, and I turned around to make eye contact with him. I seriously felt judged by him for wearing flipflops.
By voracious, on October 6, 2008 10:21:55
haha yeah and his cousin is a psycho.
we built a pool enclosure for him [his cousing] last year.. annnnnnd he drowned his mom in it about a month ago.
interesting family.
By stef, on October 6, 2008 10:36:44
*cousin
i must fix my spelling error :)
By stef, on October 6, 2008 10:37:02
p.s. Does anyone know if he's having a boy or girl?
By stef, on October 6, 2008 10:37:43
the dow jones is crashing, but russell simmons still got a def comedy jam full of cash.
By run dmz, on October 6, 2008 12:06:56
@ joejoe, on October 6, 2008 09:15:41, your 100% correct. this closet queen is a fake ass yoga wanna be, all you see is him doing photo opps like ohhhhh I'm a yoga dude, please not with that fugly ass belly, people who are yogi's and vegans don't have bellies like that, his body should be lean, tight and supple and the dude next to him gawddddd eat something!! looks like he has some sort of terminal illness. Russell is a fake!!!
By NubianGoddez, on October 6, 2008 12:43:28
1. if he wasn't rich no one would give a crap how he looked, 50 or not!
2. since he is rich and he is in th public spotlight can't he afford a per. trainer
3. WHO GIVES A CRAP!!!
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 13:03:40
Looks like he's having a herd, stef.
By Vigilante, on October 6, 2008 13:26:09
I watched Kimora's show once. And all I kept shouting at the TV was "Get a BACKBONE!" to those spineless little sycophants she surrounds ehrself with!
Kimora: "I need to take a dump."
Wimp: "Oh, that's a FABulous idea! And it will smell like roses and honey! Do you want to use the gold toilet on the 3rd floor, or just go right in my mouth?"
I think I saw Simmons' show once, where his daughter was bitching about only having a couple of million to buy a condo with.
Funny how these guys forget all about "the streets" when they get money.
By Rick, on October 6, 2008 13:52:25
No, he is not teh hotness.
By Fred, on October 6, 2008 14:16:51
Hes a fatty with a succubus ex wife
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 14:22:27
Is that Travis Barker walking with him in the 3rd photo?
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 15:03:52
Beer belly, beer belly!
By NOT Bud light, on October 6, 2008 15:05:05
Russell Simmons looks like Sam Cassell.
By Tony, on October 6, 2008 19:11:27
Who gives a shit?
He's a fucking middle aged man. It's not like Russell Simmons has ever been considered a sex symbol or anything anyway.
Slow news day much?
By Christ, on October 6, 2008 20:57:52
who the hell cares, i'd hit it cause he is rich as hell!
By anonymous, on October 6, 2008 21:11:58
Don't insult the giraffes! Kimora's neck is the nastiest thing I've seen on TV. It looks like a sausage stuffed into too tight a casing. It's hideous. She needs to get that shit fixed.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 04:19:57
Russell Simmons is truly a mogul and wildly successful entrepreneur who has still relevant 25 years after he started in the business as a nobody. So, I don't think he really cares what he looks like in shorts, what with the hundreds of millions of dollars lining his pockets. He does, however, look like he has "tendencies" (note the stiffly swung arm - you can't Photoshop gay!)
And Coolpapa - you're a dickhead.
By madbliss, on October 7, 2008 07:23:56
I have the same body - where are my quadrillions?
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 07:45:03
He is the second man to be pregnant first it was that chinese guy now is the black guy hhmmmm there is some weird science going on
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:00:43
15:03:52 wins.
By J-Bird, on October 7, 2008 11:03:30
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