Umm..they're not "God given". Anybody with $5k and a good referral to a plastic surgeon can have what she has, plus breastfeeding is just adding on to what she already had. Big fuckin deal.
Ummmm....no. She does not have beautiful breasts. Look at the placement of the areola, which you can clearly see sneaking out. It's not where it should be---too much titty on the upper half. That means her nips are down low. That means saggy udders.
I see A LOT of fat chicks make this mistake. They think because the tits are huge, it's hot. The trained eye can tell just by the cleavage how saggy they are.
Nothing she can do know impresses me....she was so let down she had a little girl and not a precious boy! What a rotten bitch! I when her ignorant ass is old her daughter throws her in the most vile ole age home since gee I'm not the boy you wanted!
For all of those lonely souls that wouldn't deal with her "butta face" and "fake titties" - please bend over and take it in the ass because you're obviously not real men.
Titties are Titties, all ya'll fools be lucky if you can touch real titties and not your blow-up doll titties. If a chick like her got naked, your boinger would be titty fucking her in a heart beat, and let them beat your face while she's riding you on top. You talk like you got some chick from sports illustrated swimsuit edition in your bed every night.
@ comment 28: to her left that old guy is Karl Lagerfeld. From our perspective on the left part of the picture is Sebastian Vettel, aged 21, a German Formula 1 driver.
@ comment 34 Thanks, I meant her left from our perspective. Just wondering 'cause he looked like someone and I was just wondering if it was this guy but I was wrong
36 Comments:
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By sourkraut, on October 7, 2008 10:04:38
Even her nipples try to make border crossings.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:18:22
I'll take the blonde in picture 4 over Selma any day. Just too dark and hairy for my taste.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:20:49
She looks like a gypsy....A very Mexican gypsy.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:21:37
Karl Lagerfeld is gay, so I doubt he was looking at her chest with THAT type of an interest.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:22:46
Hello boys! Did you miss me?
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:23:03
The "blonde in picture 4" isn't a natural blonde. She's as dark and hairy as Salma is when she's not bleached and waxed.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:25:46
Still hot after all of these years.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:34:57
OMG, wow
If she was my wife she'd be wearing that to bed
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:46:41
If only "Click to see real size" meant her boobs and not the picture.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 10:54:07
I bet her nipples excrete Frank's Hot Sauce.
By J-Bird, on October 7, 2008 11:06:32
ew, they are lopping over...let them outta that fucking dress and they hit the floor, fo sho.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:16:57
Karl Lagerfeld looks like some kind of gay enemy of Batman.
By Santos, on October 7, 2008 11:36:30
Daaayyyuummm! Those are some great tittays!
In all seriousness, she is one of the great natural beauties. Flaunt `em if you got `em!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:45:54
that lady to the right is Sylvie Van der Vaart, a dutch model and MTV host
By Sinon, on October 7, 2008 11:46:05
Ha ha ha! Santos, that was classic.
I am so totally going to get one of those dresses made for Hallowe'en. Can you imagine the looks on parents' faces when I answer the door?
And lean forward to give their kids candy?
"Here you go, Jimmy! Happy Hallowe'en!"
By Vigilante, on October 7, 2008 11:54:34
The girl on the right is Sylvie Meis, wife of Dutch soccer player Rafael van der Vaart.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 11:58:49
Umm..they're not "God given". Anybody with $5k and a good referral to a plastic surgeon can have what she has, plus breastfeeding is just adding on to what she already had. Big fuckin deal.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:31:39
Ummmm....no. She does not have beautiful breasts. Look at the placement of the areola, which you can clearly see sneaking out. It's not where it should be---too much titty on the upper half. That means her nips are down low. That means saggy udders.
I see A LOT of fat chicks make this mistake. They think because the tits are huge, it's hot. The trained eye can tell just by the cleavage how saggy they are.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:37:56
Nothing she can do know impresses me....she was so let down she had a little girl and not a precious boy! What a rotten bitch! I when her ignorant ass is old her daughter throws her in the most vile ole age home since gee I'm not the boy you wanted!
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:40:17
She was topless in Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn, her tits are real and they're spectacular.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 12:42:20
I second that Desperado scene.
By El Mariachi, on October 7, 2008 12:49:26
Sadly they are fake.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 13:49:36
SELMA'S tits are REAL not fake you dumbass, the blonde chick is cute but she is flat chested to bad
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 15:15:46
no amount of cleavage can make up for a "butta face".
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 17:13:46
For all of those lonely souls that wouldn't deal with her "butta face" and "fake titties" - please bend over and take it in the ass because you're obviously not real men.
By anonymous, on October 7, 2008 20:42:33
scare for the german kids to see this fucking tits.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 01:37:07
Anyone know the name of the guy on Selma's left in the second pic?
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 10:01:55
Do the research! They are fake as fake can be. Halle's look spectacular too but they're store bought as well.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 13:46:42
Why does Lagerfeld never show his NECK?
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 14:20:33
Titties are Titties, all ya'll fools be lucky if you can touch real titties and not your blow-up doll titties. If a chick like her got naked, your boinger would be titty fucking her in a heart beat, and let them beat your face while she's riding you on top. You talk like you got some chick from sports illustrated swimsuit edition in your bed every night.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 14:24:48
@ anonymous 20:42:33 She has the body of a fucking fire hydrant, dude, with the body hair of Cousin-It.
By anonymous, on October 8, 2008 16:58:37
dude, y'all should check out the movie Frida, major Salma nudity in that one too!
By Rook, on October 8, 2008 17:23:00
@ comment 28: to her left that old guy is Karl Lagerfeld. From our perspective on the left part of the picture is Sebastian Vettel, aged 21, a German Formula 1 driver.
By Sinon, on October 9, 2008 08:20:07
Nobody cares who these Krauts are.
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 09:08:58
@ comment 34
Thanks, I meant her left from our perspective. Just wondering 'cause he looked like someone and I was just wondering if it was this guy but I was wrong
By anonymous, on October 9, 2008 13:22:46
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