pretty sure by threesome they mean amy, blake, and the trash dumpster in the alley out back and by sex they mean fucked out of their brains as wasted and as unconscious as possible.
The best way to keep your kids from using drugs or engaging sex practices like this. Show them a picture of Amy Winehouse and they'll be too traumatized to think about doing drugs. But they may opt for the bear trap given the option
Fuck, what is it with this girl? Always pictured fighting or crying, mascara running all over the damned place. Dramadramadrama.
You know who likes drama? The white trash welfare rats who live behind me like drama. They're always outside pitchin' fits and throwing things. It's like living next to a trailer park. Amy'd fit right in.
(And while I'm at it, any mad scientists in the house? I've got this idea for a laser lobotomizer, lets out a finely directed electromagnetic pulse. Point and click, problem solved. I just need someone to help me develop it...)
It must be some pretty gross sex that you can't put into print in a newspaper much less a tabloid or adult magazine. THAT ALONE SPEAKS VOLUME THERE! lol. BTW, check out the model that he leaving Amy for. She's not much a improvement for a model. A threesome with those two, God some species just should not mate period.
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By Ef, on November 24, 2008 21:51:53
pretty sure by threesome they mean amy, blake, and the trash dumpster in the alley out back
and by sex they mean fucked out of their brains as wasted and as unconscious as possible.
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 23:46:09
Dude, didn't need to know that! But one small mercy: they are probably unable to reproduce in the positions they do
By anonymous, on November 24, 2008 23:50:18
The best way to keep your kids from using drugs or engaging sex practices like this. Show them a picture of Amy Winehouse and they'll be too traumatized to think about doing drugs. But they may opt for the bear trap given the option
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 01:33:47
What a disgusting pair. Crack addicted media whores who have disgusting sex with each other. YIKES...
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 03:00:23
omg I guess she would die or go out of breath if she ever tried to "orgasm"
By Barbie, on November 25, 2008 04:45:22
My "Spidey Sense" tells me she IS pregnant.
By SouthSide Irish, on November 25, 2008 05:04:39
This is shocking? A marriage completely based around sex and drugs failed? I need to re-examine life.
By Shock and Awesome, on November 25, 2008 05:41:15
I wouldn't even be able to get past seeing her naked.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 06:00:56
Fuck, what is it with this girl? Always pictured fighting or crying, mascara running all over the damned place. Dramadramadrama.
You know who likes drama? The white trash welfare rats who live behind me like drama. They're always outside pitchin' fits and throwing things. It's like living next to a trailer park. Amy'd fit right in.
(And while I'm at it, any mad scientists in the house? I've got this idea for a laser lobotomizer, lets out a finely directed electromagnetic pulse. Point and click, problem solved. I just need someone to help me develop it...)
By Vigilante, on November 25, 2008 06:35:17
Give her a fork and a chair and let her pull up to that garbage can behind her for her bag lady breakfast.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 07:09:28
God help us.
By Lucifer, on November 25, 2008 08:08:29
I wonder if she will get depressed and start doing drugs?
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 08:09:30
well, that didn't take long...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7748058.stm
By sinaplenty, on November 25, 2008 08:19:51
What I'd love to see is Samantha Ronson drop Lohan for this bag of trash. Hilarity ensues!
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 08:26:36
Ok, that cracked me up, and I read this shit for a living. Nicely done, sir.
By Stacey, on November 25, 2008 08:30:27
#15:
That would be a total upgrade for Sam Ronson.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 09:40:03
15- I was thinking what if Blohan dumped Ronson for Crackhouse? Talk about drama..
By Sami, on November 25, 2008 11:44:38
15- I was thinking what if Blohan dumped Ronson for Crackhouse? Talk about drama..
By Sami, on November 25, 2008 11:44:38
Two junkies, one cup.
By Anne, on November 25, 2008 14:00:40
It must be some pretty gross sex that you can't put into print in a newspaper much less a tabloid or adult magazine. THAT ALONE SPEAKS VOLUME THERE! lol. BTW, check out the model that he leaving Amy for. She's not much a improvement for a model. A threesome with those two, God some species just should not mate period.
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 14:31:33
A Jewish girl dumped for a German Supermodel? Somebody call the MOSAD, there's a job to be done...
By anonymous, on November 26, 2008 09:28:12
Some part of her medication is making her sick," spokesman Chris Goodman said. The medication formed "part of her ongoing treatment", he added.
Which part? The crack? The crystal meth? Heroin or booze?
By anonymous, on November 27, 2008 18:03:25
I just lost my lunch ...
By anonymous, on November 28, 2008 11:24:11
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