No, Kevin still has full custody but has agreed to ALLOW certain visitation rights beyond what the judge ordered. Kevin LETS Britney have the kids sometimes when she's not supposed to as long as she is under supervision while taking care of them. Britney is unfit.
She brought her Mexican nanny maid with her and another assistant, but still almost killed her kid anyway. You have to watch toddlers at all times Brit. Good work dumb bitch.
"Dangit y'all, ah dun dropped Whatsisname agin. It wuz either him or mah moonshine, and Ah figgered Ah kin always have anuther booboo. But then he started shakin' and fallin' down, sos I called me one of 'em fancy dok-toors. Hey, Ah see me a hawt nurse guy! Hey, y'all look after Whatsisname, an' I'll be back tomorra morning!"
Thanks, Santos! Sadly, that's probably what happened to the poor little boo boo.
And Ding Dang came from TMZ? Well, I'll be. You're right, lucky number 13. I must have picked it up from them somewhere along the way. Wonder what else I've picked up from them? Maybe I should see a doctor....
Hey, my Purolator guy is here! DING D...I mean...cool.
Britney as the hero?, driving him herself to the hospital after he suddenly became unresponsive? Munchausen syndrome anyone? He has never had seizures before? and he has his first one under her watch? (cue Twilight Zone theme song)
Um...I don't know about this. Kids this age usually only have seizures with high fevers, and head injuries. I'm not being cruel, but she is mentally ill.
I smell Munchhausens by proxy. Britney demanding a bed next to the kid is a dead giveaway. When did Britney ever care that much about anyone but herself?
Gawd, those poor boys are going to be so messed up. I also smell a future biography by one, or both of them in the same vein as "Mommy Dearest". Even though they were both very young, I am sure that Sean Preston has some pretty scary memories of Britney that will continue haunt him.
I smell Munchhausens by proxy. Britney demanding a bed next to the kid is a dead giveaway. When did Britney ever care that much about anyone but herself?
By Bye bye custody, on November 10, 2008 12:48:41
She should have let his REAL mothers, his nannies, be by his side. Britney is a stranger to him.
She's endangered her kids' lives and caused them pain and trauma emotionally and physically many times in their short lives. She should never be left alone with them.
Please, they expect us to believe that he just happened to have an allergic seizure while Mawmaw was watching him for the first time in what, six months? She so left pills lying around, he ate some, and she turned it into a circus about her.
They must've convinced K-Fed that she's on the mental mend, or I can't see why he'd EVER let this insane whore look after them. Even from the most cynical POV he would have no reason to endanger them like this.
Crawdad=BAIT; I always thought it was "Crawfish." But maybe that's just me. Ding dang those suckers are good. And yes, I did that to make "I hate TMZ" feel more comfortable.
The poor kid was probably starving and ate some D-Con roach bait because he thought it looked like a Hershey bar. Don't EVER let her and/or Lynn be alone with either of those kids again, K-tard!
@29. I think those nasty crustaceans can go by all 3 names. I just know I don't want to eat one. I can't shake the feeling they are just a muddy-water cricket. Shellfish creep me out, man.
Shellfish are bugs that live underwater. If they were crawling around your house you'd kill them and not eat them. I still eat crab, but I know they're insects, so it's hard to eat them without being sickened by it.
TMZ is reporting the kid "ate something really bad". Anyone want to take bets on what toxic substance the moron gave him? Let's see, what would give a child seizures? What did that lady in the Sixth Sense feed her daughter?
This sounds like a stunt made up by the Britney camp to make her out to be some kind of hero and to make it appear that she all of a sudden has parental skills.
If anyone needed proof that slutney spears is a totally worthless individual, here it is. She can't sing, can't act, can't dance, is mentally deranged and apparently can't even be a mother. First time out of state with her kids puts one in the hospital. What a fucking moron; someone please take these kids away from her, before she decides that candy is spelled "RAT POISEN"...
her kid having a seizure or an allergic reaction to something unknown is not the same as her almost dropping him or anything like that. Some things cant be helped and are NO ONES fault. The human body is a wonderful thing, but sometimes it just fucks up on its own. Stop calling her a bad parent because her kid got sick. Grow up.
Why is it that her children are always the ones that end up being hurt, or put in danger? Nothing like this happens to Britney. The hot end of a cigarette, missing car seats, juggling a drink and a baby, putting coke in a infant's bottle, and now a mystery substance that caused a severe reaction. It's always those poor boys who end up suffering whenever Britney is around them.
44 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAt least she was doing everything to get the child to the hospital and staying there, while Kevin is making arrangements to show up.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:14:35
Kevin was in Los Angeles. If he didn't let Britney take the kids to Louisiana this probably would have never happened.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:17:46
Maybe Britney's son is allergic to inbred redneck hillbillies.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:18:54
I' m sure he didn't LET her take the kids, a judge is calling the shots. They don't make the rules anymore.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:22:51
Vague and unresponsive. Sounds like Louisiana, all right.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:24:26
This is what happens when you feed a child soda, ice cream, candy, cheetos and fast food.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:25:25
No, Kevin still has full custody but has agreed to ALLOW certain visitation rights beyond what the judge ordered. Kevin LETS Britney have the kids sometimes when she's not supposed to as long as she is under supervision while taking care of them. Britney is unfit.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:26:30
dang, its kinda sad to see Britney's kids ahead of her in the dead-pool
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:50:46
"Mama? Kin I have summa dis candy I found in yer Looee Vittawn?"
"DING DANG Sean Preston Boo! I duhn't care! Na go 'way! Mama's tryna score!
....Pfft.
So yer a big, handsomelike man. Whatchall do fer a livin'?"
"Uh, Ma'am...I deliver the mail."
"Really? SHAT UP! REALLY? I's never banged me a real mail guy befur!"
By Vigilante, on November 10, 2008 11:48:28
She brought her Mexican nanny maid with her and another assistant, but still almost killed her kid anyway. You have to watch toddlers at all times Brit. Good work dumb bitch.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 11:50:25
"Dangit y'all, ah dun dropped Whatsisname agin. It wuz either him or mah moonshine, and Ah figgered Ah kin always have anuther booboo. But then he started shakin' and fallin' down, sos I called me one of 'em fancy dok-toors. Hey, Ah see me a hawt nurse guy! Hey, y'all look after Whatsisname, an' I'll be back tomorra morning!"
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 11:53:31
I was trying to think of some sort of hick dialogue for this until I read #9. I can't compete. Fuckin' fantastic, Vigilante!
By Santos, on November 10, 2008 11:58:59
Please stop writing "ding dang". TMZ isn't funny and that came from them.
By i hate tmz, on November 10, 2008 12:02:03
Thanks, Santos! Sadly, that's probably what happened to the poor little boo boo.
And Ding Dang came from TMZ? Well, I'll be. You're right, lucky number 13. I must have picked it up from them somewhere along the way. Wonder what else I've picked up from them? Maybe I should see a doctor....
Hey, my Purolator guy is here! DING D...I mean...cool.
By Vigilante, on November 10, 2008 12:22:35
Britney as the hero?, driving him herself to the hospital after he suddenly became unresponsive? Munchausen syndrome anyone? He has never had seizures before? and he has his first one under her watch? (cue Twilight Zone theme song)
Um...I don't know about this. Kids this age usually only have seizures with high fevers, and head injuries. I'm not being cruel, but she is mentally ill.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:23:23
Gee, I guess with Britney's track record, she won't be getting anymore extended visitations with her sons anytime soon.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:28:47
Well shoot, I have seizures just looking at photos of the woman. Imagine having to live with her.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:42:42
I smell Munchhausens by proxy. Britney demanding a bed next to the kid is a dead giveaway. When did Britney ever care that much about anyone but herself?
By Bye bye custody, on November 10, 2008 12:48:41
It wasnt a seizure....he had a case of Hives.
He probably just got into something that he was really allergic to...like Louisiana.
By Nova, on November 10, 2008 12:51:05
MTE Britney is Mischa Barton's mom from The Sixth Sense. Britney probably wasn't the center of attention at her family's reunion until that happened.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:52:23
Gawd, those poor boys are going to be so messed up. I also smell a future biography by one, or both of them in the same vein as "Mommy Dearest". Even though they were both very young, I am sure that Sean Preston has some pretty scary memories of Britney that will continue haunt him.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:56:12
I smell Munchhausens by proxy. Britney demanding a bed next to the kid is a dead giveaway. When did Britney ever care that much about anyone but herself?
By Bye bye custody, on November 10, 2008 12:48:41
She should have let his REAL mothers, his nannies, be by his side. Britney is a stranger to him.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:59:27
#20 Whoa, creepy comparison. But sadly it makes 'sense'.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:03:55
She's endangered her kids' lives and caused them pain and trauma emotionally and physically many times in their short lives. She should never be left alone with them.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:05:02
You would think that little shit machine would have built up a tolerance to Doritos for breakfast by now.
By ramrod, on November 10, 2008 13:11:19
hillbilly
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:14:20
He's probably allergic to shellfish and I don't think you can enter Louisiana without someone trying to force-feed you a crawdad--"crayfish" my ass.
By Crawdad=BAIT, on November 10, 2008 13:18:50
Please, they expect us to believe that he just happened to have an allergic seizure while Mawmaw was watching him for the first time in what, six months? She so left pills lying around, he ate some, and she turned it into a circus about her.
They must've convinced K-Fed that she's on the mental mend, or I can't see why he'd EVER let this insane whore look after them. Even from the most cynical POV he would have no reason to endanger them like this.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:21:46
Crawdad=BAIT; I always thought it was "Crawfish." But maybe that's just me. Ding dang those suckers are good. And yes, I did that to make "I hate TMZ" feel more comfortable.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 14:17:34
Crawfish are insects related to cockroaches, so are lobsters. yum yum!
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 14:21:55
The poor kid was probably starving and ate some D-Con roach bait because he thought it looked like a Hershey bar. Don't EVER let her and/or Lynn be alone with either of those kids again, K-tard!
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 14:23:35
@29. I think those nasty crustaceans can go by all 3 names. I just know I don't want to eat one. I can't shake the feeling they are just a muddy-water cricket. Shellfish creep me out, man.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 14:26:18
Shellfish are bugs that live underwater. If they were crawling around your house you'd kill them and not eat them. I still eat crab, but I know they're insects, so it's hard to eat them without being sickened by it.
By ewww, on November 10, 2008 14:34:34
TMZ is reporting the kid "ate something really bad". Anyone want to take bets on what toxic substance the moron gave him? Let's see, what would give a child seizures? What did that lady in the Sixth Sense feed her daughter?
By Unreal!!!, on November 10, 2008 15:08:43
Britney needs to learn to put her box of meth on a higher shelf.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 15:19:32
Good grief, crustaceans aren't insects.
Jesus, some of you people are fucking stupid.
By What what?, on November 10, 2008 16:35:17
This sounds like a stunt made up by the Britney camp to make her out to be some kind of hero and to make it appear that she all of a sudden has parental skills.
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 17:31:41
A close Spears relative was overheard saying :
"Baby Jethro done got'n inna him's Maws handybag and et sum uh herns Vetamins I bethcha "
These poor kids don't stand a frikkin' chance.
By BukNekkid , on November 10, 2008 19:53:46
If anyone needed proof that slutney spears is a totally worthless individual, here it is. She can't sing, can't act, can't dance, is mentally deranged and apparently can't even be a mother. First time out of state with her kids puts one in the hospital. What a fucking moron; someone please take these kids away from her, before she decides that candy is spelled "RAT POISEN"...
By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 21:06:16
Judging from her past experiences with her children, theres no way in HELL she should have those kids...EVER!
By Donamitria, on November 11, 2008 06:09:47
her kid having a seizure or an allergic reaction to something unknown is not the same as her almost dropping him or anything like that. Some things cant be helped and are NO ONES fault. The human body is a wonderful thing, but sometimes it just fucks up on its own. Stop calling her a bad parent because her kid got sick. Grow up.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 07:09:43
#38, its POISON, not "poisen". Nice calling someone a moron when you can't spell. Moron.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 10:08:16
Why is it that her children are always the ones that end up being hurt, or put in danger? Nothing like this happens to Britney. The hot end of a cigarette, missing car seats, juggling a drink and a baby, putting coke in a infant's bottle, and now a mystery substance that caused a severe reaction. It's always those poor boys who end up suffering whenever Britney is around them.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 22:15:26
I love how in the one picture the lit cigarette is right in her son's face. What a terrible fucking mother.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 08:49:30
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