Nah, Todd, you have her confused with Zooey Deschanel. Chloe is eternally 1999, not 2003. She is not Comedy Central and Napoleon Dynamite geek chic. She is MOMA and Bret Easton Ellis punk nihilist chic.
If this post reeks of pretentiousness, it's because it's about Chloe.
Yeesh. I didn't realize she was so scrawny. She looks a lot better in clothes, though "better" is a relative term. Some people characterize her as a "style icon", and an "unconventional beauty". I like to describe her as "insufferable."
First of all, I'd bury my head in the sand too. If her Vijay was buried in the sand, too. She's way hot, just not in a supermodel way. And everybody knows from that Brown Bunny movie that she swallows, so that's a deal maker, right there.
I can't stand seeing her. I just have to echo the sentiments already said: insufferable, like a teenager who thinks her life is way more interesting than it is. And she sucked Vincent Gallo's dick, making her also, nasty. But hey, it was art. Yeah.... just like her clothing line:
Gee, she's sort of ugly and she seems like the type of girl who is into anime and Weezer and video games, just like me! Maybe I have a shot with her! Therefore, she's hotter than Megan Fox! OMG SHE's SO REAL!!11!!
What's the problem? I don't think she looks bad at all. She's got a good body, good face with no makeup and no cellulite. The chick in front of her with the ugly tats in another story...
32 - Great logic Santos. This is basically what you're saying: "A dogshit sandwich with ketchup tastes great. Try eating a broken glass casserole, and tell yourself which one you like better."
The incorrect assumption that every media figure was chosen for celebrity due to their superior looks, thus giving way to this term for ugly stars when all rational bases for beauty are missing. See Kirsten Dunst (young talent inappropriately parlayed into adult cinema, since turned ugly), Maggie Gyllenhaal (born to influential showbiz family, ugly), and many more.
She does have acting talent (don't laugh) and she does have a decent natural body, but her own clothing line???? wtf? She has the WORST taste in clothing ever. This has to be some kind of joke, like "Formal Wear by Bjork"
Can somebody point out how she is not hot? Am I blind or is her body really good? I love it when people diss attractive thin girls when about 90% of Americans are way way more unattractive than this.
Answer to #46. Yes it was, fuck you for reminding me. SHe has a disgusting mole on her tit atoo. It looks like an extra nipple. She really is hideous. Not EVEN an unconventional beauty.
Granted she's got a face that looks like the business end of a tractor, still, her body is MUCH nicer than I would have thought. Oh, and she's a totally pretentious pain in the ass who can't act to save her life. Yep, that's Chloe in a nutshell.
R u crazy did you see her blow job scene in brown bunny, she get extra points just for that alone, I would do really bad things with her and too her and she would like it!!!!!
I really don't mind Chloe. I remember seeing her in a couple of movies and she is/was a pretty good actress in them. She has a cute body and she usually looks pretty natural. Her clothes are vaguely hipsterish, but I believe she was hipster before it existed, so whatev.
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Leave Your CommentI think she is hot in that librarian kind of way...
By MoreKeeleyPlease, on November 18, 2008 22:42:00
I think she'd be a better fuck than Megan Fox. Sorry Todd.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 22:51:43
low top chucks and horn rims are hot. wtf todd. i pictured you looking like that. you ruined my fantasy about you. :(
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 23:08:13
She looked pretty good getting facefucked brown bunny style
By zaphrodesiac, on November 18, 2008 23:17:47
Nah, Todd, you have her confused with Zooey Deschanel. Chloe is eternally 1999, not 2003. She is not Comedy Central and Napoleon Dynamite geek chic. She is MOMA and Bret Easton Ellis punk nihilist chic.
If this post reeks of pretentiousness, it's because it's about Chloe.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 23:36:08
I'd still hit it. She's not THAT bad, Todd.
By Tizzle, on November 18, 2008 23:40:54
Chloe Sevigny is not comedy. Has she tried to be funny?
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 23:45:38
Best bikini post today because it's real.
By anonymous, on November 18, 2008 23:49:54
The only reason I know, or even care who she is, is due that film where she gave the guy a blowjob.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 00:12:07
Yeesh. I didn't realize she was so scrawny. She looks a lot better in clothes, though "better" is a relative term. Some people characterize her as a "style icon", and an "unconventional beauty". I like to describe her as "insufferable."
By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 19, 2008 00:46:16
Nice body.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 00:53:37
does monkey frying pan face have her green card yet?
By where's your weeding registry?, on November 19, 2008 01:05:03
She's hot. Like Asia Argento hot. I don't see the problem. These pics are better looking than fucking Miley Cyrus pedo-porn.
By Sparky, on November 19, 2008 02:21:28
that penis of yours is extremely pickky
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 03:30:09
I didn't recognize her without Vincent Gallo's cock in her mouth.
By coolpapa, on November 19, 2008 04:11:26
Those are a couple of hard-boiled chicks!
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 05:15:52
First of all, I'd bury my head in the sand too. If her Vijay was buried in the sand, too. She's way hot, just not in a supermodel way. And everybody knows from that Brown Bunny movie that she swallows, so that's a deal maker, right there.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 05:27:48
I can't stand seeing her. I just have to echo the sentiments already said: insufferable, like a teenager who thinks her life is way more interesting than it is. And she sucked Vincent Gallo's dick, making her also, nasty. But hey, it was art. Yeah.... just like her clothing line:
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/03/chloe_sevignys_line_for_openin_1.html
By ISBN, on November 19, 2008 05:31:14
Shame on the press for taking pictures of this 14 year old pool party. Shame on them!
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 05:50:26
Stick any chick with a subtle deformity in an indie film and the hipsters will treat her like the Virgin Mary.
It's the Anna Paquin Effect.
By J-Bird, on November 19, 2008 05:55:18
Gee, she's sort of ugly and she seems like the type of girl who is into anime and Weezer and video games, just like me! Maybe I have a shot with her! Therefore, she's hotter than Megan Fox! OMG SHE's SO REAL!!11!!
By Hipster Fantasy, on November 19, 2008 06:00:47
"Nah, Todd, you have her confused with Zooey Deschanel."
Doubtful...Zooey is attractive.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 06:02:30
she's always been butterface
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 06:09:10
What's the problem? I don't think she looks bad at all. She's got a good body, good face with no makeup and no cellulite. The chick in front of her with the ugly tats in another story...
By She looks good, on November 19, 2008 06:24:20
Actually a pretty fine body on Chloe. Why the hate?
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 06:52:00
didn't know she was related to Les Bian.
By fat monkey, on November 19, 2008 07:09:17
she gives a decent BJ, though ...
By jt, on November 19, 2008 07:12:55
I LOVE Big Love and I am dying for the new season to start.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 07:29:10
She's cute.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 07:41:35
Do you actually have a penis? hmmm.. I wonder sometimes.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 07:48:19
Considering her descent into herioine-crackwhore-hospitalization hell, she's looking pretty good...better Amy Winemouth.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 07:52:49
I'm definitely not hating this chick's bod. She's getting it done for me.
Try this....go look at bikini pics of Tara Reid and then ask yourself which one you like better.
By Santos, on November 19, 2008 07:55:47
she looks pretty hot to me, you're off on this on Todd.
By PK, on November 19, 2008 08:00:50
Oh noz! A photo of a woman not all made up and photoshopped, who still wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 08:07:50
32 - Great logic Santos. This is basically what you're saying: "A dogshit sandwich with ketchup tastes great. Try eating a broken glass casserole, and tell yourself which one you like better."
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 08:34:46
You've got to be kidding...... she is totally hot!
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 08:37:39
Ugly face, decent bod, big lesbian.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 08:42:33
I've been unable to look at her since that "real" BJ she gave the guy in Blue Bunny. What the hell was she thinking!?
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 09:16:21
I'd nail her and I'd make her wear her Big Love getup
Yeah im kinky like that
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 10:15:23
I thought you liked skinny white chicks Todd.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 10:25:58
Apparently bigamists don't let their wives eat, either.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 10:48:48
"Unconventional Beauty":
The incorrect assumption that every media figure was chosen for celebrity due to their superior looks, thus giving way to this term for ugly stars when all rational bases for beauty are missing. See Kirsten Dunst (young talent inappropriately parlayed into adult cinema, since turned ugly), Maggie Gyllenhaal (born to influential showbiz family, ugly), and many more.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 10:49:16
Yes, my penis is firmly limp on this one.
By Gimpy, on November 19, 2008 11:41:18
She is a good example of a woman who is sexy yet ugly.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 11:52:44
She does have acting talent (don't laugh) and she does have a decent natural body, but her own clothing line???? wtf? She has the WORST taste in clothing ever. This has to be some kind of joke, like "Formal Wear by Bjork"
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 12:19:37
Wasn't it her tits that Hilary Swank sucked?
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 13:45:42
Can somebody point out how she is not hot? Am I blind or is her body really good? I love it when people diss attractive thin girls when about 90% of Americans are way way more unattractive than this.
By Hayden, on November 19, 2008 13:53:20
Can somebody point out how she is not hot?
Well, looking like a thin Tony Soprano when her hair is wet and slicked back (thumbnail 1) for starters.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 16:27:26
butterface butterface megamega butterface BUT SHE HAS PRETTY HAIR SO WHAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By chloe cardashian dresses like a poo, on November 19, 2008 18:02:55
she would *so* let you get freaky in a way many other women wouldn't...
and she does have a decent bod.
By bud, on November 19, 2008 19:22:10
She's the type who look hot at closing time.
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 19:41:11
she's hot...she has this fresh, approachable, open sensuality about her looks..and I agree, #2, she'd be so much more fun in bed than Megan Fox
By anonymous, on November 19, 2008 21:55:53
Answer to #46. Yes it was, fuck you for reminding me. SHe has a disgusting mole on her tit atoo. It looks like an extra nipple. She really is hideous. Not EVEN an unconventional beauty.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 06:22:12
Granted she's got a face that looks like the business end of a tractor, still, her body is MUCH nicer than I would have thought. Oh, and she's a totally pretentious pain in the ass who can't act to save her life. Yep, that's Chloe in a nutshell.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 11:28:38
R u crazy did you see her blow job scene in brown bunny, she get extra points just for that alone, I would do really bad things with her and too her and she would like it!!!!!
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 12:31:43
I really don't mind Chloe. I remember seeing her in a couple of movies and she is/was a pretty good actress in them. She has a cute body and she usually looks pretty natural. Her clothes are vaguely hipsterish, but I believe she was hipster before it existed, so whatev.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 18:50:00
chloe is hot, megan fox looks like a barbie to me.
By amy, on November 21, 2008 19:42:18
Blowing Gallo = dead to me.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 21:23:26
She sure can inhale a shaft.I'v put out much worse fires than that.
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 08:06:12
"megan fox looks like a barbie to me."
I recommend getting your eyes checked.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 10:20:19
they look like lesbians 2 me
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 12:09:37
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