She still thinks she has good boobs even after no one really wanted to see them in that Oscar dress several years ago and now that she's older too? Hide them girl.
Seriously. Moms put that shit away. Trot it out, what, Valentines Day and whatever other nights of scheduled sex you plan with your old man. Don't show up in public acting like you're still playing the ingenue. And fyi I'm a mom. No way in hell would I do this after having a kid even if my tits didn't breastfeed - it's desperate. Maybe Chris doesn't give her enough attention.
Wow #8, Bitter old hag much? All because you only have "nights of scheduled sex with your old man" doesn't mean the rest of us MILFS have to stop being sexy. Sure she fucked the dress up with underwear and it's not flattering, but as long as you're still young and have the body WORK IT! And seriously...you might want to rethink your marriage if you're only getting some on holidays.
That's the ugliest goddamned dress I have ever seen. It makes Bjork's goose-attack dress look sensible by comparison. Maybe now everybody will stop yapping about what a "style icon" this nitwit is.
#13 FYI #8 was referring to the fact that Gwen is a friend of Madonna and Madonna schedules sex with Guy (or Alex or Tom or Dick or Harry) You need to keep current!
Yea that WAS a disappointment....I dont know what I was expecting because she has the chest of a dutch boy anyway, and whats up with the grin. Does she have teeth? Thats such a fake smile....
#13, I totally agree with you!! #8 sounds like a bitter old hag who can only get her hubby's cock when he gives her some on holidays out of pity. I'm a total MILF and I am sexier now than ever!!
I don't care what #8 was referring to, it made her sound ridiculous and give the rest of us moms a bad name. In no way did she reference Madonna, so I'm thinking she was just taking her sexual frustration out on the discussion board...understandable!
umm...I think some plastic surgery has happened or maybe something else abnormal. The face looks a little pulled back. Maybe she was trying to distract us from this with her bottom-o-boobs dress, grannie panties, and clog boots.
Honestly, I've never seen anyone try so damn hard to deny their age. It's Madonna reincarnate.
And yes, that dress was meant to not meant to be worn with underwear. I'm fairly certain she has no idea how utterly ridiculous she looks with those undergarments. It's almost as if they are shouting, "Look at me! I'm a retard and proud of it!" Hollywood celebrities -- a breed apart.
#26--That dress would look ridiculous on anyone, regardless of age, and it's not like she chose to wear pasties and a thong underneath. "Madonna reincarnate" because she's a bitchy, pretentious, self-centered, pseudo-intellectual cunt? Definitely. But Madonna's 50, Gwyneth is in her 30's, and it isn't like she has a history of sporting cone bras and nude hitchhiking.
@ # 20 (and the other self proclaimed 'MILFS) I was being sarcastic you stupid slags. Madonna is Gwen's best friend and a recent story reported she schduled sex. I thought that was implied and would be understood considering this is a gossip board. Christ, get the fuck on board.
And! I'm 3 years younger than Gwen, so I guess that qualifies as old hag now? I just have enough confidence not to trot out in ridiculous outfits for attention. I also don't need the approval of low brow men who pepper their conversations with 'MILF'. That phrase is tired, spent and as a mother don't you have other things you're proud of? I look good for myself and my man and just don;t care to make an ass of myself trying to look like I'm denying my age. I suspect mothers like you who declare "But.. but I'm a MILF!" are the ones who will be wearing increasingly perplexing, bizarre get ups in denial that they are getting a little older. Before you know it, you'll wonder why you're kids aren't bringing friends home anymore..they're too mortified.
She was obnoxious when she was younger and ugly to boot, and now she is trying to act half her age. I know she is pimply and all but grow up and realize you are last decade's old news.
LOL @ all of the women on here who proclaim themselves to be a "MILF"... says who? The sooner that you accept the fact that you are not as desirable as you once were when you were in your 20's the better. "Cougar" is a more appropriate description.
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Leave Your CommentAre those socks she's wearing with those clodhoppers? Damn. That's bad.
By andromeda1084, on November 5, 2008 10:43:37
Is that underwear or pasty white skin?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 10:46:44
She still thinks she has good boobs even after no one really wanted to see them in that Oscar dress several years ago and now that she's older too?
Hide them girl.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 10:59:45
she's odd...too much weed me thinks
By mary jane, on November 5, 2008 11:07:38
wow that's hideous... the bottoms are the best part. Way to pick a dress and go with it!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 11:07:44
that's a bit too-safe-for-work
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 11:36:22
Methinks she doth smoke pot too much.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:00:14
Mother of two..
Seriously. Moms put that shit away. Trot it out, what, Valentines Day and whatever other nights of scheduled sex you plan with your old man. Don't show up in public acting like you're still playing the ingenue. And fyi I'm a mom. No way in hell would I do this after having a kid even if my tits didn't breastfeed - it's desperate. Maybe Chris doesn't give her enough attention.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:02:17
The dress was obviously made to be worn without underwear. Stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:02:49
I think she looks good. The bra and panties are prob nude, but she spraytanned and messed it up. Oh well.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:06:46
What the hell is wrong with her skin??? (face).
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:08:08
WTF?!?!?! You can't even see her nips. I want some titty action!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:24:25
Wow #8,
Bitter old hag much? All because you only have "nights of scheduled sex with your old man" doesn't mean the rest of us MILFS have to stop being sexy. Sure she fucked the dress up with underwear and it's not flattering, but as long as you're still young and have the body WORK IT! And seriously...you might want to rethink your marriage if you're only getting some on holidays.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:32:41
#12 DITTO
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 12:45:13
That's the ugliest goddamned dress I have ever seen. It makes Bjork's goose-attack dress look sensible by comparison. Maybe now everybody will stop yapping about what a "style icon" this nitwit is.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 5, 2008 12:53:52
WHY is this chick famous? What has she done recently?
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 13:15:39
#13 FYI #8 was referring to the fact that Gwen is a friend of Madonna and Madonna schedules sex with Guy (or Alex or Tom or Dick or Harry)
You need to keep current!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 13:16:06
LOL!!!
obviously she let apple dress her for the night.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 13:57:01
Yea that WAS a disappointment....I dont know what I was expecting because she has the chest of a dutch boy anyway, and whats up with the grin. Does she have teeth? Thats such a fake smile....
By markeeoo, on November 5, 2008 14:23:20
#13, I totally agree with you!! #8 sounds like a bitter old hag who can only get her hubby's cock when he gives her some on holidays out of pity. I'm a total MILF and I am sexier now than ever!!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 14:56:44
#13, #17 & #20 - TROLLS!! Stop trolling. She is butt fugly. Regardless of what she is wearing.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 15:54:02
I don't care what #8 was referring to, it made her sound ridiculous and give the rest of us moms a bad name. In no way did she reference Madonna, so I'm thinking she was just taking her sexual frustration out on the discussion board...understandable!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 15:55:11
#20, I'm a MILF too, but one who is secure enough with myself to not have to show the whole world I've still got it. Let them eat cake.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 17:43:43
Those shoes are by far the worst part of the outfit.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 18:07:19
umm...I think some plastic surgery has happened or maybe something else abnormal. The face looks a little pulled back. Maybe she was trying to distract us from this with her bottom-o-boobs dress, grannie panties, and clog boots.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 19:35:34
Honestly, I've never seen anyone try so damn hard to deny their age. It's Madonna reincarnate.
And yes, that dress was meant to not meant to be worn with underwear. I'm fairly certain she has no idea how utterly ridiculous she looks with those undergarments. It's almost as if they are shouting, "Look at me! I'm a retard and proud of it!" Hollywood celebrities -- a breed apart.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 19:38:22
Screw Gwyneth, can we get some pics of her hubby on here? Smoking hot.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 19:40:18
White Granny Drawers ?!?!!??
WTF Was she thinking ? LOL
By BukNekkid , on November 5, 2008 22:37:27
Who exactly designed that "outfit"?! Katie Holmes?
By Matt, on November 6, 2008 07:54:19
The pimples on her forehead are a nice touch. As a matter of fact, one of them is bigger than her chest.
By scooter58, on November 6, 2008 07:59:29
She's a mother over 35 and not wearing mommy jeans and a collared sweatshirt! OMG--She's a witch! BURN HER!
By Bitter Puritans are so ugly (and transparent), on November 6, 2008 08:04:41
#26--That dress would look ridiculous on anyone, regardless of age, and it's not like she chose to wear pasties and a thong underneath. "Madonna reincarnate" because she's a bitchy, pretentious, self-centered, pseudo-intellectual cunt? Definitely. But Madonna's 50, Gwyneth is in her 30's, and it isn't like she has a history of sporting cone bras and nude hitchhiking.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 08:14:36
This is one of the ugliest most pretensious b!tches around!
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 09:05:31
@ # 20 (and the other self proclaimed 'MILFS) I was being sarcastic you stupid slags. Madonna is Gwen's best friend and a recent story reported she schduled sex. I thought that was implied and would be understood considering this is a gossip board. Christ, get the fuck on board.
And! I'm 3 years younger than Gwen, so I guess that qualifies as old hag now? I just have enough confidence not to trot out in ridiculous outfits for attention. I also don't need the approval of low brow men who pepper their conversations with 'MILF'. That phrase is tired, spent and as a mother don't you have other things you're proud of? I look good for myself and my man and just don;t care to make an ass of myself trying to look like I'm denying my age.
I suspect mothers like you who declare "But.. but I'm a MILF!" are the ones who will be wearing increasingly perplexing, bizarre get ups in denial that they are getting a little older. Before you know it, you'll wonder why you're kids aren't bringing friends home anymore..they're too mortified.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 13:55:11
#34--Your kids won't bring their friends around because you're an insufferable windbag.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 14:29:00
She was obnoxious when she was younger and ugly to boot, and now she is trying to act half her age. I know she is pimply and all but grow up and realize you are last decade's old news.
By Lily, on November 6, 2008 15:46:30
LOL @ all of the women on here who proclaim themselves to be a "MILF"... says who? The sooner that you accept the fact that you are not as desirable as you once were when you were in your 20's the better. "Cougar" is a more appropriate description.
By anonymous, on November 6, 2008 16:19:18
heh heh heh, 34 wins.
By a guy, on November 6, 2008 17:04:18
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