38 Comments:

1. midgets are funny :D

   By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 16:25:30

2. Those are way unflattering pants. You know it's a bad outfit when you are thoroughly uncomfortable in it. She clearly looks that way.
   
   However, her make up artist is always great. She always looks glowing/fresh faced. Yes a compliment!...I still think she's an insufferable bitch with a shit tv show but she pays the right person to do her make up.

   By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 17:02:51

3. you can look young and be flat chested, but she is built so odd. she can't pull it off.

   By emily, on November 7, 2008 17:09:44

4. The pulled back hair/red lipstick combo is way too harsh. Is she trying out for a Robert Palmer video???

   By Adina, on November 7, 2008 17:25:26

5. kinda looks like Mc Hammer
   

   By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 18:00:07

6. Yeah, the lipstick is a bit too much. Makes her look like she's in one of those child pageants, which is probably the opposite of the look she's going for.

   By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 18:16:19

7. That outfit is freaking ugly! She tries too hard with the makeup. Be 18 girl! You will be 40 soon enough! Don't rush it!

   By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 20:06:32

8. i so wanna do her now.

   By MPT, on November 7, 2008 20:59:46

9. How do people look in the mirror when they try something on and be completely unaware of how awful they look?

   By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 21:08:08

10. Look at all that dust and shit on her pants in the 7th picture. She looks like she bought those tights at walmart. So trashy.

    By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 21:11:23

11. A real shame she can't fill that top out yet.
    Maybe when she finally hits puberty she'll "Blossom"

    By BukNekkid , on November 7, 2008 21:25:57

12. Sorry but I don't think her makeup looks good at all. Comepletely different shade from the rest of her face, and way too shiny. The idea behind wearing skin makeup is that it should not be noticable. Her pasty foundation + red lipstick makes her look like a clown.

    By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 22:15:20

13. I hate midget porn.

    By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 22:18:39

14. when are flat chested girls gonna to learn to stop wearing low cut tops?
    
    not hot.

    By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 22:26:08

15. #2 she looks glowing/fresh faced because she is still a teenager. the make up artist makes her look like a old whore. that outfit is gross, looks like something her cougar mother might wear.

    By anonymous, on November 7, 2008 22:39:35

16. Is it a tranny?

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 00:09:24

17. Is this one of the Jonas Brothers?

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 04:41:51

18. I almost feel sorry for her. Her cute phase is just about over, the next phase isn't going to be very appealing. Her show sucks and is tanking and probably won't be on the air much longer. Her 15 min is up and she doesn't even know it.

    By coolpapa, on November 8, 2008 06:28:40

19. Jeans and an old concert tee would have been so much more appropriate. But seeing as she was going to be standing on the corner after the show "looking for a good time", I guess it's kosher.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on November 8, 2008 06:33:26

20. Mega unflattering pants...they're like too tight and make her look shorter. Her hairstyle is weird too!

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 10:18:25

21. The leash around the neck is a nice dirty touch.
    
    Schwinggg!

    By woof!, on November 8, 2008 11:23:52

22. and the stick-on bra tape under her left breast shows....that's always classy.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 13:08:57

23. Too short, too much makeup, too flat chested, too overrated.

    By anonymous, on November 8, 2008 13:17:00

24. She looks like an idiot. A short, fat, uncomfortable, trashy idiot. This is the second time today I've seen a "celebrity" wearing pants that were way too long and stretched over a pair of ridiculous 5" heel shoes. What gives?
    
    Wash yer face, ya nitwit.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 9, 2008 00:30:41

25. Damnit she forgot to wear her pearl necklace again

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2008 12:25:47

26. She looks like when my barbie's head would pop off and then the ball in the neck would be broken and I'd have to squish the head back on......

    By anonymous, on November 9, 2008 13:50:07

27. You guys are hating. You'd hit it like the angry fist of god if you had the chance. I feel sorry for you because you have unrealistic expectations for beauty and you're going destined for disappointment.

    By BaHoot, on November 9, 2008 15:10:18

28. Hayden looks like a little girl playing dress up.
    
    Enjoy your youth girl! Play it!

    By amy, on November 9, 2008 20:57:23

29. What is with the gold chain from the Mr. T Jewlery Collection? Also when your body type is "blocky dwarf" perhaps tights aren't the best choice for a night out on the town.

    By Good mf'in choice!!!, on November 10, 2008 07:10:24

30. Way to squish out of her Spanx in 4.
    
    But I can't say she's built oddly. I'm not going to say, "She's a NORMAL woman with CURVES" because I hate that shit, but that build is a dime a dozen, it just doesn't belong on my silver screen.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 08:38:01

31. #6 is right--her make-up is terrible. But if she's aiming for a JoanBenet Ramsey or former-Soviet-Bloc gymnast "look," she's nailing it.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:25:55

32. I'll admit, I'd probably bang her if given the opportunity. But, I just don't get the hype.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 10:28:10

33. #27, I agree. It is unfortunate that these guys spend so much time punishing their units to airbrushed porn that they have no idea what a "real" woman looks like. Seriously, guys, grow up. Hayden is beautiful and everyone one of you hating on her(which you are probably only doing because the idiots who run this site do) would come in your pants if Hayden merely would breathe on you.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 11:36:53

34. 33: My GOD--you actually make me long for the days when Ashley posted comments.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 12:50:42

35. How old is she? She looks like Rue MacClanahan, the 'sexy' golden girl.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:24:19

36. She's built like a gymnast, which is what she is and was before she started the show. Tiny boobs, big shoulders, short legs and generally stocky build.
    
    It's like people have never seen a gymnast before. It isn't sexy, but it isn't some bizarro world body shape.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 13:48:18

37. #33, LOL. That was great, seriously. Thanks for the laugh but that is false.

    By anonymous, on November 10, 2008 16:45:27

38. That's awful makeup. She looks like she's made up for a viewing.

    By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 10:05:19