She needs to realize that she no longer has a teenager's body... and that her mommy "ass" is unappealing. Just because she WAS a model doesn't mean she is universally and forever hot. I think Jessica Biel runs circles around this nasty ho.
Anon 12:27:37.... Why must you be such a douche? Even if her body is flawed and shows the marks of motherhood (which, by the way, it totally fucking doesn't), can't you appreciate the humor in the commercial??
I love her in this commercial! WOW, a model with a personality! Imagine that? She's adorable dancing around and is just fearless. Let's hear it for the MILFS!
She gets naked and dresses in lingerie for a living, so she SHOULD just keep doing that and shut her mouth. She's not even an American and neither is Seal. A Republican has been president here for the last 8 YEARS and Heidi didn't hurt AT ALL under that leadership.
She's very Nazi S & M, you can tell just by her Halloween costumes. All Seal is to her is a big-dicked Frankenstein's monster. As soon as she's tired of him, she'll spit him out. The whole thing is sick yet we have this pumped down our throat as an example of modern love. Drink that Kool-Aid if you want.
>JAC those aren't pock marks - they're lupus scars you dumbfuck Oh noes, now I feel bad. He still looks like somebody clubbed him with the ugly stick. Get it? Seal? Clubbed?
Well it's a good thing that Obama has won, so now Heidi doesn't need to leave the country. I was thinking that she and her BLACK husband would have to run back to Germany. They're so accepting and unprejudiced there *rolls eyes*
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By walrus, on November 4, 2008 10:22:53
Goddamn she's hot. How did that pock-marked no-talent motherfucker nail that?
By JAC, on November 4, 2008 10:39:32
*Muuuuch* better than the David Archuleta version.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 10:40:36
Sweet Jesus is that nice.
By The Dave, on November 4, 2008 10:40:38
Goddamn she's hot. How did that pock-marked no-talent motherfucker nail that?
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Because he is putting the mandingo on her and she is loving it. LOL
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 11:00:28
@ JAC those aren't pock marks - they're lupus scars you dumbfuck.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 11:00:57
woah
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 11:05:55
Between this and her Halloween costume, she is by far the coolest chick ever.
And by the way, Seal's music is awesome.
By thebig28, on November 4, 2008 11:07:59
She makes my genitals feel tingly.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 11:25:39
Wow. Whoever asked/convinced her to do this wins at life.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 11:29:05
ZZZzzzzzz....
She needs to realize that she no longer has a teenager's body... and that her mommy "ass" is unappealing. Just because she WAS a model doesn't mean she is universally and forever hot. I think Jessica Biel runs circles around this nasty ho.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 12:27:37
Greatest. Commercial. Ever.
By Shawn, on November 4, 2008 12:29:40
Anon 12:27:37.... Why must you be such a douche? Even if her body is flawed and shows the marks of motherhood (which, by the way, it totally fucking doesn't), can't you appreciate the humor in the commercial??
Lighten up. (rolls eyes)
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 12:47:03
Google Flavio Briatore. If you think Seal is bad, she fucked Briatore and had his kid before she got with Seal.
By El Crab, on November 4, 2008 12:58:11
I love her in this commercial! WOW, a model with a personality! Imagine that? She's adorable dancing around and is just fearless. Let's hear it for the MILFS!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 13:01:22
After she've proclaimed that her and Seal will leave the country if McCain wins I don't want to see her face anymore.
I'm not a McCain fan but she is not even an American Citizen in order to have a God damn opinion! She can't vote!
Pay taxes and than open your big mouth, you wonky eyed bitch!
By pit it, on November 4, 2008 13:02:52
She gets naked and dresses in lingerie for a living, so she SHOULD just keep doing that and shut her mouth. She's not even an American and neither is Seal. A Republican has been president here for the last 8 YEARS and Heidi didn't hurt AT ALL under that leadership.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 13:07:25
Oh please, check your facts. She's stated before that she became a US citizen and is registered to vote. She can say what she wants.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 13:32:07
dido on 16....he's a Cheap Brit too....they need to both leave NOW!
as soon as she got together with Seal, she may as well have become a man....
By markeeoo, on November 4, 2008 13:32:29
It's "ditto." Dido is a pop star.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 13:33:34
Better than watching Kobe doing it. Creepy!
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 13:47:03
She's very Nazi S & M, you can tell just by her Halloween costumes. All Seal is to her is a big-dicked Frankenstein's monster. As soon as she's tired of him, she'll spit him out. The whole thing is sick yet we have this pumped down our throat as an example of modern love. Drink that Kool-Aid if you want.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 13:57:52
Yeah, her costume was OK, but her husband's Freddy Krueger costume was better.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 14:00:37
Um, uh, WOW. Heidi Klum is now getting into exhibitionist soft core porn? There is a god after all...
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 16:12:10
>JAC those aren't pock marks - they're lupus scars you dumbfuck
Oh noes, now I feel bad. He still looks like somebody clubbed him with the ugly stick. Get it? Seal? Clubbed?
By JAC, on November 4, 2008 19:14:29
Seen too much of her. Bored.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 20:00:24
Well it's a good thing that Obama has won, so now Heidi doesn't need to leave the country. I was thinking that she and her BLACK husband would have to run back to Germany. They're so accepting and unprejudiced there *rolls eyes*
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 20:50:17
dumbasses it's not LUPUS scars on Seal's face, its necrotizing fascitis (flesh eating bacterial infection).
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 22:10:56
"Seen too much of her. Bored."
The word you're looking for is "gay".
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 03:28:11
"Seen too much of her. Bored."
The word you're looking for is "gay".
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 03:28:11
And I believe the word YOU are looking for is desperate.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 14:34:40
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