She's absolutely outdone herself again! THAT is a Halloween costume! It really puts all the women who use Halloween to dress like whores to shame (even though she could out do them any day if she wanted to). How does she do it? Like you said, she OWNS Halloween!
Compare to Kate Beckinsdale. It is SO refreshing to see a chick who picks her costumes based on how awesome they are, rather than hot how she can look. She's even got the goddess holding the right shit. I love her! And am SOOOO jealous of this costume.
Chicks who opt for creativity over sluttiness in their Halloween costumes have their priorities wrong.
OK sweetie, so you spent 2 weeks making your costume and you have a masters degree in fine arts, wow, I'm totally impressed, no, I seriously am impressed, you are so interesting and smart.
Just show your tits and leave the painting to Esteban from the Home Depot parking lot.
Yikes J-Bird, did you date a fine arts major or something? My costume would NOT have impressed you. And thank god: less chance of dumbasses like you coming near me.
Isn't J-Bird the scientologist? Or is that another J? Regardless, J-CruiseHolmes, I will generously offer free advice for next time. If you're gonna do the "take your top off, honey" approach, nobody here has a problem with it (well, mostly), but here's the thing: you have to be funny. Otherwise you look like a J-Ackass.
#15 -- She's desperate because she wants to wear an awesome costume on a holiday in which she obviously enjoys? Give me a break. Heidi Klum can do no wrong.
#19 - The severed arms are part of the description of Kali's form. Perhaps you were expecting the fearsome, demon-slaying Hindu goddess of annihilation to wear a hoop skirt?
#19...not an expert, but um...doesn't at least one Kali depiction you could find on google in about 4 seconds include the severed arms? I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be there, dumbass.
If you're too stupid to figure out how to find out who Heidi Klum dressed as for Halloween by using a search engine, well....yeah, dumbass still covers it.
Who the fuck cares enough to spend 20 min trying to find out on a search engine? Sorryyyy...some of us have better things to do. That's why there's losers like you who spend all day on the computer to tell us what she was dressed as. THANKS!
31...wow, you totally burned him. Never mind that it takes you 20 minutes to find anything with a search engine. You whipped his ass, but good. Rock on.
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By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 05:02:10
that is the creative costume ever. heidi rocks!~lucia
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 05:38:17
She's absolutely outdone herself again! THAT is a Halloween costume! It really puts all the women who use Halloween to dress like whores to shame (even though she could out do them any day if she wanted to). How does she do it? Like you said, she OWNS Halloween!
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 06:31:17
ummm the lady likes fangs
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 08:09:59
To bad the great pumpkin didnt cut her head off....
By markeeoo, on November 3, 2008 08:17:31
Compare to Kate Beckinsdale. It is SO refreshing to see a chick who picks her costumes based on how awesome they are, rather than hot how she can look. She's even got the goddess holding the right shit. I love her! And am SOOOO jealous of this costume.
What the heck is Seal supposed to be?
By ISBN, on November 3, 2008 08:24:43
Keeley wins.
By Storm, on November 3, 2008 08:55:48
Chicks who opt for creativity over sluttiness in their Halloween costumes have their priorities wrong.
OK sweetie, so you spent 2 weeks making your costume and you have a masters degree in fine arts, wow, I'm totally impressed, no, I seriously am impressed, you are so interesting and smart.
Just show your tits and leave the painting to Esteban from the Home Depot parking lot.
By J-Bird, on November 3, 2008 09:05:16
I really, really wish you were funny, J-Bird. You always try SO HARD. Poor fella. :(
By jimmy, on November 3, 2008 09:33:26
This overrated bitch annoys the hell out of me.
By Satan, on November 3, 2008 09:47:09
Heidi's hot. Seal is a lucky lucky man.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 09:47:58
I wish seal'd drive his sword into her to the hilt...oh wait...
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 10:10:26
Yikes J-Bird, did you date a fine arts major or something? My costume would NOT have impressed you. And thank god: less chance of dumbasses like you coming near me.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 10:16:37
Heidi rocks.
Isn't J-Bird the scientologist? Or is that another J? Regardless, J-CruiseHolmes, I will generously offer free advice for next time. If you're gonna do the "take your top off, honey" approach, nobody here has a problem with it (well, mostly), but here's the thing: you have to be funny. Otherwise you look like a J-Ackass.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 3, 2008 10:55:06
She gets more demented as she ages and acts more and more desperate. She needs to act like a mature woman.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 11:50:12
i went as a egg. : /
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 12:12:59
I can see Seal getting sick of this in a couple years.
By Fred, on November 3, 2008 13:18:01
#15 -- She's desperate because she wants to wear an awesome costume on a holiday in which she obviously enjoys? Give me a break. Heidi Klum can do no wrong.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 14:04:47
It looks great besides all the severed arms she's wearing as a skirt...that kinda fucks it all up.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 15:45:16
So overrated!
By the so guy, on November 3, 2008 16:17:12
#19 - The severed arms are part of the description of Kali's form. Perhaps you were expecting the fearsome, demon-slaying Hindu goddess of annihilation to wear a hoop skirt?
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 16:36:48
#19...not an expert, but um...doesn't at least one Kali depiction you could find on google in about 4 seconds include the severed arms? I'm pretty sure they're supposed to be there, dumbass.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 16:41:59
Why bother debating about Kali, just call up customer service and ask that guy...
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 16:50:58
Seal's wet dream.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 17:16:41
The severed arms are creepy, but what about Seal's necklace of severed dwarf penises?
By Sleazy P. Martini, on November 3, 2008 20:17:57
She looks like a pile of shit cover in some TY-D-BOL toilet cleaner
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 20:38:19
FANTASTIC !
Her Costume Rocks !
By BukNekkid , on November 3, 2008 21:04:55
I'm beginning to get a crazy celine dion-esque vibe from ms. klum.
By anonymous, on November 3, 2008 21:10:29
Ok, if you're not Hindu then how are you supposed to know the goddess is Kali? Therefore how are you supposed to look up a description? Dumbass.
By anonymous, on November 4, 2008 07:13:10
If you're too stupid to figure out how to find out who Heidi Klum dressed as for Halloween by using a search engine, well....yeah, dumbass still covers it.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 03:51:54
Who the fuck cares enough to spend 20 min trying to find out on a search engine? Sorryyyy...some of us have better things to do. That's why there's losers like you who spend all day on the computer to tell us what she was dressed as. THANKS!
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 10:34:35
I found this costume offensive. I'm not even that religious but it just seems really rude.
By a hindu, on November 5, 2008 13:08:15
32 - Stop whining and fix my laptop.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 17:22:17
31...wow, you totally burned him. Never mind that it takes you 20 minutes to find anything with a search engine. You whipped his ass, but good. Rock on.
By anonymous, on November 5, 2008 18:36:15
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