ugh. Brings back the memory of a guy we went to college with who used to say "got to go, got a brown trout crowning" when he had to crap. Hadn't thought of that idiot in over 20 years....
I was never really into her during the Sopranos, but Jamie-Lynn Sigler was looking great in the last Entourage episode. I would definately blow in her hair and tell her it was a mistake. And enough about your friends poop habits already. ick.
It's to bad she didn't stay paralyzed from the waist down when she had lymes disease. She would have been so sexy in a sporty little wheelchair. The world needs more paraplegic hotties!
I dunno. I saw a picture of her ex and he has short spiky gelled hair, guido gold chain and the shirt opened up like it was part of an SNL skit. he was some 2nd rate agent i think. My theory is a lot of hot women date fugs b/c it gives them the upper hand and false confidence like he'll never cheat. Thing is that's no guarantee. They can get cocky and stray anyway.
Last I checked, the term "underdog" didn't apply to rich fat kids with douche-beards. If that guy was working where he should be (Jiffy Lube), then it would be an underdog story.
It’s to bad she didn’t stay paralyzed from the waist down when she had lymes disease. She would have been so sexy in a sporty little wheelchair. The world needs more paraplegic hotties.
Man, easy on the guy. From what I've heard and seen he's a nice guy and he's cool. He's dating a smokin hot chick. Good for him. You all need to get a life.
He's not a nice guy!!! He's a cheater, has he looked in the mirror??? Who the hell does he think he is? He should be happy with whoever he can get. Loser
He's not a nice guy!!! He's a cheater, has he looked in the mirror??? Who the hell does he think he is? He should be happy with whoever he can get. Loser
I don't find that guy attractive but I can't believe how people are acting like she is this incredibly hot women when she has never been anything special. Mediocre at best, always been a Plain Jane. You people have no standards.
When was the last time u saw turtle in the news? He needs this! How will he ever get another job? The show sucked this season so any little bit helps. Plus she can't act to save her life. Two D-listers sitting in a tree>>>
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By Muffy, on November 20, 2008 16:54:12
I can relate, Jenny. We all have the farting clown friend in our groups. :D
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 17:01:04
So I wonder if this is why they have the 2 of them dating on Entourage now?
By Trax, on November 20, 2008 17:57:44
So...if your buddy there has the trots after eating Chinese food, does he then have Peking Turtle Soup?
(Wow, after visualizing that I'm no longer interested in those caramel chip cookies I just made. You just saved me a few pounds, Jenny! Thanks!)
By Vigilante, on November 20, 2008 17:59:20
ugh. Brings back the memory of a guy we went to college with who used to say "got to go, got a brown trout crowning" when he had to crap. Hadn't thought of that idiot in over 20 years....
By martini girl, on November 20, 2008 18:12:52
Its heart warming to know that even people with Downs Syndrome can date hot celebrities.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 18:18:48
Wow she's way too hot for him. That's just sad. Jamie can totally do better, he's like the loser dude in Entourage who can never get laid.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 18:44:34
theyre both fugly.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 18:51:25
Get the fuck out of here! Since when does the little fat kid of society get THAT?
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 19:46:52
They make a cute couple. I just think it's funny how she's walking ahead and leading him around like he's a puppy.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 20:14:50
Peeking Turtle, also known as Touching Cloth.
Ang Lee's next film.
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 22:05:02
Fuggedaboutit!
By anonymous, on November 20, 2008 22:22:58
He's definitely out-kicked his coverage.
And my favourite euphemism for taking a dump is "negotiating the safe release of several brown hostages."
By El Crab, on November 20, 2008 22:25:03
This story is baloney. She has no career and is simply a publicity stunt to get her (dead) name in the press.
By Donkey Punch, on November 20, 2008 22:39:01
He's short and homely, and she can't act. Plus she's "used" and had a nose job. I'd say that balances out nicely. They're perfect for each other.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on November 20, 2008 23:10:21
pr stunt, duh
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 01:56:09
My friend used to say "I'm prairie dogging." It adds the imagery of the turd poking in and out. Very nice.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 02:45:56
I was never really into her during the Sopranos, but Jamie-Lynn Sigler was looking great in the last Entourage episode. I would definately blow in her hair and tell her it was a mistake. And enough about your friends poop habits already. ick.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 03:24:48
a turtle is gonna take a swim with da fishes.
By tony s., on November 21, 2008 04:20:38
Nice line beard douche!!
By Clown Punch, on November 21, 2008 05:39:27
I used to have a friend that would always announce "I've got a jumper at the door" when she had to crap. Classy dame.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 06:49:52
She's a disgrace.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 08:31:32
If that guy could date her, than I should be dating Megan Fox!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 08:36:00
Wow, so much for supporting the underdog. Are you guys that angry at life?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 08:44:04
> Wow, so much for supporting the underdog.
Underdog? He probably makes more money in a single episode than most of us make in a whole year.
By Donkey Punch, on November 21, 2008 09:00:47
She's from Plainview, Long Island.
Ex-husband calls it a "turtle head." Note the "ex".
By Sami, on November 21, 2008 09:10:52
It's to bad she didn't stay paralyzed from the waist down when she had lymes disease. She would have been so sexy in a sporty little wheelchair. The world needs more paraplegic hotties!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 09:40:12
Yea, Total PR stunt. My opinion of her has fallen even farther down.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 09:41:42
I dunno. I saw a picture of her ex and he has short spiky gelled hair, guido gold chain and the shirt opened up like it was part of an SNL skit. he was some 2nd rate agent i think. My theory is a lot of hot women date fugs b/c it gives them the upper hand and false confidence like he'll never cheat. Thing is that's no guarantee. They can get cocky and stray anyway.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 09:44:40
Why did I ever think she was cute?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 10:12:43
Last I checked, the term "underdog" didn't apply to rich fat kids with douche-beards. If that guy was working where he should be (Jiffy Lube), then it would be an underdog story.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 10:51:51
It’s to bad she didn’t stay paralyzed from the waist down when she had lymes disease. She would have been so sexy in a sporty little wheelchair. The world needs more paraplegic hotties.
By t, on November 21, 2008 11:01:34
i love it when the turtle becomes a beached whale!
By bronx wntz, on November 21, 2008 11:14:16
I've had friends that met him and said he is the nicest guy in the world. I don't think she is that great.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 11:17:04
You can take the girl out of Long Island . . .
FYI: New Jersey > Long Island
By thebig28, on November 21, 2008 11:48:14
Jamie-Lynn is a recovering exercise addict/bulemic, and has had her faced carved, repeatedly, like it was sandstone.
She clearly has esteem issues, so why the big surprise that she's dating an Ewok??
By joejoe, on November 21, 2008 12:11:44
You guys are such dicks.
I love Turtle on Entourage...he is the only one who can never seem to get ahead and now he is banging that! Good for him.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 12:18:39
I call it "dropping the Cosby Kids off at the pool for swimming lessons"
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 13:10:21
Boring. They're both fug.
By ManhattanitRBitR, on November 21, 2008 13:44:06
If he can pull off an Italian accent maybe he could get Anne Hathaway instead ?
Girls today in Hollyweird have funny, desperate tastes, I tell yah.
By CaptMorgan, on November 21, 2008 14:18:40
Why is SHE leading HIM through the crowd? Did he leave his gonads in his other pants?
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 15:35:44
He's disgusting!!! Is she pregnant?? Two losers in love... how cute. (vomit)
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 17:27:40
He cheated on his super hot girlfriend for THAT?!!! How does he even get these girls? Guess money talks and meadow needs any publicity she can get!!!
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 17:37:44
Man, easy on the guy. From what I've heard and seen he's a nice guy and he's cool. He's dating a smokin hot chick. Good for him. You all need to get a life.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 19:39:51
"The Browns are going to the SuperBowl"
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 20:08:14
He's not a nice guy!!! He's a cheater, has he looked in the mirror??? Who the hell does he think he is? He should be happy with whoever he can get. Loser
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 21:01:54
He's not a nice guy!!! He's a cheater, has he looked in the mirror??? Who the hell does he think he is? He should be happy with whoever he can get. Loser
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 21:01:58
I don't find that guy attractive but I can't believe how people are acting like she is this incredibly hot women when she has never been anything special. Mediocre at best, always been a Plain Jane. You people have no standards.
By anonymous, on November 21, 2008 22:15:11
When was the last time u saw turtle in the news? He needs this! How will he ever get another job? The show sucked this season so any little bit helps. Plus she can't act to save her life. Two D-listers sitting in a tree>>>
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 02:30:26
"New Jersey > Long Island"
True, but this is like saying "Cancer > AIDS".
By Bostonian, on November 22, 2008 05:06:22
Is he 4ft tall??
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 10:10:28
I Love Entourage and all the guys they are all great actors! Turtle is one of my favorites good for him!
By anonymous, on November 22, 2008 17:31:47
You all are wacked! I love these two as a couple. He is absolutely adorable and I would date him in a heartbeat.
By anonymous, on November 23, 2008 06:59:55
I call it 'snipping off a length of dirty spine'
By Red Cat, on November 25, 2008 01:08:02
maybe turtle is uncircumcised and his little head is peeking out from its shell/hood
By anonymous, on November 25, 2008 11:46:06
go turtle!!!!!!!!!!!
By leandro, on December 3, 2008 14:56:02
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