Even I, a cynical horrible bastard, can not take snarky glee in an innocent child being rushed to the emergency room. That said, who in the FUCK leaves an innocent child around something he can "ingest" and have a "reaction" to?
The fucking kid ate meth, okay? Let's just put it on the table.
When asked by reporters, Ms. Spears made the following statement: "Ah, tolds him to be careful! I says; Baby, you take care fetchin' Mama's Hot Pocket! Them Hot Pockets is hot. 'Specially when they's fresh outta the microwave. That's why they calls 'em Hot Pockets! Sure are tasty though..."
When asked by reporters, Ms. Spears made the following statement: "Ah, tolds him to be careful! I says; Baby, you take care fetchin' Mama's Hot Pocket! Them Hot Pockets is hot. 'Specially when they's fresh outta the microwave. That's why they calls 'em Hot Pockets! Sure are tasty though..."
Britney should not have those kids. As much of a loser K-Fag is at least he's mentally normal and that's a lot. Britney belongs in a group home for the mentally ill.
That's what happens when you feed your kid a steady diet of fucking Doritos and orange crush.Not to mention sweat tarts for dessert. Fucking hillbilly.Take note Miley.Your next.
09:15 You are giving her way too much credit. He probably took either her pills or her drugs. If not his diet might be the cause. My only hope is that the cook is feeding them a solid diet of vegetables and fruits. My bet is he'll be the only known case of millionaire baby getting scurvy ... that's right ... cheetos and ham are not a balanced meal .. who'd a thunkit ...
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Leave Your CommentDoesn't "vague and unresponsive" pretty much describe that whole clan of rednecks?
By Cinghiale, on November 11, 2008 14:03:26
Even I, a cynical horrible bastard, can not take snarky glee in an innocent child being rushed to the emergency room. That said, who in the FUCK leaves an innocent child around something he can "ingest" and have a "reaction" to?
The fucking kid ate meth, okay? Let's just put it on the table.
By Elizameth Jones, on November 11, 2008 14:21:40
Cheeto dust? I hear it's deadly.
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 14:36:03
Jamie Lynn's placenta?
And now I will go throw up.
By Ashamed, on November 11, 2008 14:56:54
When asked by reporters, Ms. Spears made the following statement: "Ah, tolds him to be careful! I says; Baby, you take care fetchin' Mama's Hot Pocket! Them Hot Pockets is hot. 'Specially when they's fresh outta the microwave. That's why they calls 'em Hot Pockets! Sure are tasty though..."
By Holden Magroin, on November 11, 2008 19:36:55
When asked by reporters, Ms. Spears made the following statement: "Ah, tolds him to be careful! I says; Baby, you take care fetchin' Mama's Hot Pocket! Them Hot Pockets is hot. 'Specially when they's fresh outta the microwave. That's why they calls 'em Hot Pockets! Sure are tasty though..."
By Holden Magroin, on November 11, 2008 19:37:22
Every time that whore has her kids, something happens to one of them,
By anonymous, on November 11, 2008 21:19:03
Britney should not have those kids. As much of a loser K-Fag is at least he's mentally normal and that's a lot. Britney belongs in a group home for the mentally ill.
By Poor kids, on November 11, 2008 22:33:50
That's what happens when you feed your kid a steady diet of fucking Doritos and orange crush.Not to mention sweat tarts for dessert.
Fucking hillbilly.Take note Miley.Your next.
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 07:34:36
"An allergic reaction to something he ingested"
Yeah I'll tell you what it was, he got into mommy's crystal meth stash.
By Trax, on November 12, 2008 08:18:25
The kid probably has a known peanut allergy and she let him graze through old Halloween candy. "Ya'll mean there's peanut in a Reese's?!"
By anonymous, on November 12, 2008 09:15:08
09:15 You are giving her way too much credit. He probably took either her pills or her drugs. If not his diet might be the cause. My only hope is that the cook is feeding them a solid diet of vegetables and fruits. My bet is he'll be the only known case of millionaire baby getting scurvy ... that's right ... cheetos and ham are not a balanced meal .. who'd a thunkit ...
By anonymous, on November 13, 2008 10:20:32
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